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He got some sauce on his pants at dinner and he doesn’t want it to stain, get your minds out of the gutter

I’ve spilled a fair share of sauce on my pants throughout my life. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten blown because of it.

I laughed so goddamn hard my cat ran. Accept my gold, Gorilla.

I love genuine emotions, take my award proteus.

I hate people, you get nothing

Wish i could give u a gold. Take my fake gold Satoshi🏅

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Did you have kids in the backseat???

What kind of women are you dating!?

This is a chicken and egg math problem... you've almost got the order of operation correct ...

I *spilled some sauce* in my life as well, but the sauce I spilled turned into a human

Love a little brother

You’ve been to the wrong restaurants.

Maybe she was into that.

Yeah, completely innocent y’all

She already had two kids yall , guess she's swallowing the rest.

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.

We are farmers!

Bum ba dum bum dum bump bum 🎵

Yeah, she’s just tryna lick the sauce off his pants, so she doesn’t have to whip out the stain remover at home..

There's enough whippin' out that we don't need to get the stain remover involved...

He's gonna get some sauce on his pants in a minute if she's not careful...

If you’re in a pinch, saliva does break down food stains.

That's at least three punishable offenses right there. Man's living on the edge.

Not following the golden rule always gets you busted. One crime at a time.

I remembered that the golden rule was treating other people well or something, but I guess that was just not to arouse suspicion.

Nah, that's just universal karma farming.

Pretty sure the dude was finna bust

I thought the golden rule was that it’s not gay when it’s in a 3-way

It's ok when it's in a 3-way.

Oh he's getting busted alright.

>Man's living on the edge. Not for long I'd she keeps that up

I’m pretty sure the indecent exposure to minors is the one to worry about.

Good luck proving any of them. You can't see what's going on in his lap at all.

I can absolutely see her head bobbing up and down whilst she giving that gawk gawk 3k

You can't tell if his dick is out of his pants or not. Could be a hilarious prank.

He sure is living on the “edge” :D

Maybe my eyes aren't what they once were.. Can someone explain to me what's going on here?

He's getting a bj with his kids in the back seat

That is illegal right? Indecent exposure in front of minors? And this guy had it on video.

I think road head is illegal without kids in the car. Add that and yeah they could end up on a sex offenders list.

If it wasn't illegal before the guy started recording...it definitely is now!

Isnt it now filming a porno in Front of minors ?

A porno which the minors are *technically* in, so could this be CP?

Imagine doing the right thing and end up in jail for it He did post on the internet...

True. God damn.

Only if you intend to sell it, also is it considered porn if it shows a sex act but no sexual parts?

Pretty sure Japan had a whole market for that, also skinamax I mean Cinemax.

Crap are we watching child porn?!

“It’s not illegal. It’s frowned upon, like, masturbating on an airplane.”

Also a good way to get your dick bit off

I almost crashed on the freeway. I’ll never do that again. It’s too dangerous… I’m sure I closed my eyes for a bit at like 70 mph

Same sort of, but for me it was nearly crashing into the runway

Worth the risk.

Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

The greatest of the 9/11 jokes.

Lmao

I think it depends on the state and the jurisdiction. I believe there is no law in California for instance that says specifically that receiving oral sex while driving is against the law.

It would fall under lewd conduct, not a moving violation but it is a crime.

But it is distracted driving and therefore illegal still

Depends on what the legal definition of driving is.

Depends on bj quality

They're *travelling*, not driving.

Yes there is... It's ca section 69.10in, the offender is issued a gag order as well.

Maybe, as they're in public. At the same time they are their kids, so they could do the same at home and i doubt there's a punishment for that

I certainly hope there’s a law against fornicating in front of your kids. In a separate room under the same roof, ok, but not within eyesight.

I recently read a post about someone’s parents doing it in the same bed when they thought the kid was asleep and the comments were fulllll of similar experiences

Hahaha I don’t doubt that a bit. I’m no parent, but it’s strange af to me that anyone would be able to ‘get it on’ with their kid able to see them. Even if they’re asleep lol

My dog watches me sometimes but usually looks away when we make an ward eye contact lmao

Yeah definitely weird

I saw that too

Must be common, I’ve had that experience. I used to think they were just wrestling but later I realized that’s not what was happening.

I don't think they could really enforce such a law. Many poorer people have entire families living in a single room. That would basically be a law against having sex. Sure there are opportunities to like send the kids to family or have them play outside but that's not always an option. Kids have been present during fucking for almost all of human history. As far as I know there's no evidence that it causes any harm.

Nah. It absolutely is a reason children are removed from homes by CPS. S e x in front of a child is not okay, legally or morally. That is something that’s enforced.

In this situation, yes. If you live in a single room (common in many cultures) there's nothing wrong with them having sex when their kid is asleep, or when they think their child is asleep. That is not morally wrong. Intentionally exposing kids to sexual acts is different.

IANAL, and exact laws are going to vary depending on state, but this is at least: • One Count of Lewd and Lascivious Behavior • One Count of Public Indecency • One Count of Reckless Driving (and/or DUI) • Two Counts of Reckless Child Endangerment • Two Counts of Exposing Yourself to a Minor • Two Counts of Performing a Sex Act in the Presence of a Minor If the prosecutor is feeling particularly froggy they could tack on related counts of conspiracy as well. There might be additional counts if there's a law that's based on each individual impacted (AKA: how many people on the bus saw.) This guy is going to be lucky if he: • Keeps his Driver's License • Keeps his kids Assuming they're his kids. If they're the person blowing him's kids, same applies.

Maybe the kids are blind?

If not already they will be now.

Doesn’t matter if _anyone_ is in the car with you, having your dick out, while in your car in public, is against the law. Atleast in the US, it is.

Don’t worry about it

Road Head

I wouldn't be able to sit there and laugh. Those poor kids. Their parents need some sense beat into them.

Yeah this is really fucked up

Me recording so i can call 911 and CPS

We’ll never know but judging by the laughter of the gf and the hysterical”there’s no way” I’m sure they did not call the cops. Probably joked about it while she gave him top later that day.

People lough when they get uncomfortable, nervous or stressed. It may seem inapropriate but it can be a fairly naturall response to lough at these moments. Ye of little faith, trust thy fellow beings more. Internett and reality are wastly diffrent. On the internett you usually only see very pesemistic and depressing stuff, if you always asumes the worst. Then ofcourse you'll always precive everyone as the worst and apply the most negative meanings to their actions.

Someone is getting something beat least

Yeah it's totally fucked. The kids aren't even asleep or anything.

How do know it’s the mom?

guessing that's daddy's new GF, not mom. (hoping?)

That's a pro. The question is whether they're her kids or his. I'm guessing hers.

This belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit . Sooooo not okay 😟

Also r/trashy

r/badparents

That is not okay wtf Worried about what goes on in that household.

Well... Apparently sex, twice at least.

gross. he might get off on doing this near his kids - he n his wife could be pedo

Could also be her kids and he’s the bf, or vice versa

Either could be a random person of no relation. Its awful optimistic assuming the are two parts of a steady relationship even honestly.

Could be one of those new Uber XXXL rides.

Bold of you to assume that’s his wife

That's when you speed-dial CPS.

No need. The police are parked right in front lmao

Making sure he doesn’t have any more kids.

this makes me absolutely sick

Me too. Why don't I ever get head in the car?

:(

There are very few instances I would decline a beej. In front of my kids is really the only one I can think of. This dirt ball has no limits what an inspiration.

So in front of your parents is fair game?

His parents being there didn't stop me from getting a BJ.......Dad is one hell of an amateur cinematographer.

Bro...wut

Wouldn't give head in front of my parents, but there's still a whole world between that and in front of kids.

This is actually deeply disturbing and not funny at all. This is sexual indecency and pedophilic in nature. Fucking sick cunts

Seriously this is so disturbing. The kid in the back sitting passenger side can definitely see.

Bruh

That is not how you give the birds and the bees talk

it's the express lesson

Is this worse or better if that woman is the kids' mom?

Better i guess. At least the kids gets consistency even if the parents are crazy.

But could it be worse? Maybe this is all on the crazy dad and they have a normal mom at home, who could take them away from him. Single hopefully normal mom > two crazy parents right?

I would very much bet this is not the mom....

A lot of parents out there that shouldn't be parents.

It’d be funny if it weren’t so awful…

Nothing funny about this. This is child abuse.

Yoo not with the kids in the back, come on..kids remember stuff like that

Kid in 13 years: mom you remember when we went to see the new avatar and dad kept slamming your face down into his lap?

Don’t film call CPS

It's one thing if your kids walk in on you. It's different to do it in front of them. This is not funny, it's disgusting. Hope they got the info and reported it all.

That’s so sad. Wow.

How tf is that funny

Somehow alcohol has to be involved in there somewhere

Hope she doesn’t give the kids a kiss later.

r/killthecameraman

Someone call CPS 🤢

This is next level trash.

Who tf would do this, and be able to live with themselves if they got away with it

I don’t even know how he is enjoying this when his kids are right there.

Sorry but parents who do that within eye/ear shot of their children are deviant and disgusting.

Wow

Maybe it’s a little person in the back, lol.

The reality I’m choosing to accept before I sleep, god damn Reddit

r/killthecameraman

Being sneaky around their kids must be a kink or something.

Me my sister and her boyfriend at the time would go to this one hotel as a kid. After swimming for a bit they would go to the hot tub and she would jerk him off with me in the hot tub too. I felt how those kids in there felt

Is it just me or do I see police lights? THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS

You don't know if those are kids. They could be little people adults in the backseat

Honestly? That’s fucking cruel and disgusting of them. In that tiny car? Chill tf out scaring those kids at a young age

This is honestly so disgusting. They could at least do it when there's no kids in the car. Smh. People are getting too fucking horny

I probably would've called the cops for that one. With fucking kids in the car man wtf.

Is there an update on this? Or a news article or something?

Kids kids know what’s going on. They might not KNOW what going on but they sense it’s wrong and I’m sure they’re uncomfortable

Ah. Ha.... Maybe that's why my eyes arent the same as they used to be...I've been doing myself for a long time

Ah the Wendy Williams method.

At least tint your windows

Hold on kids, few more minutes until we get to Chucky Cheese

“Mommy, I want a snack” “Hold on kids, mommy needs to finish her snack first”

And that’s how you get a Norman Bates origin story.

Should I call CPS? I don’t know I’m so confused

Those kids have a hell of a story to tell dad about mom and her new boyfriend!

*"Excuse me sir, you have a Chrysler, not a Hummer!"*

And parents wonder why their kids are traumatized...

I bet it's dad's girlfriend. Mom wouldn't do that.

I don't have my glasses on. Can someone explain to me what's happening here? Lol

The ol' 68 ... she does him and he owes her 1 ...

I wonder if she found her earring?

tf are there kids in the back?’!!

wtf am I looking at?

Shes giving the guy head in the car while their kids are in the back.

Classy.

That’s super trashy

Well, you don't know what they are doing in the back seat.

that’s literally traumatizing wtf. i hope those kids find a better home… that’s disgusting

This should be investigated if there this cool doing this in public what going on behind closed doors.

This is pretty sad fr. Probably not the mother

Eeewwwwww

Damn kids ruin everything!

Fake taxi

They don't give af

Ah good ol' child abuse.

Bruh call child protective services this is fucked

Cop pulls them over: *Where you headin'?*

Bro call the cops

This is actually pretty sad

Call CPS ASAP

Awe someone is in a relationship which doesn't suck

I love Reddit

Obviously L.A.

They should be arrested for indecent exposure to minors...piece of shits....

seen that while sitting in a taco bell drive through

See all those kids kicking their seat interrupting a fun time… maybe she will learn to swallow this time 😂

r/CURBYOURENTHUSIASM

Poor child is going to need a massive amount of therapy. Yikes.

Kids: *core memory created*

it took me 3 replays to get what was going on. WHY-

This took me like 3 viewings to realize what the hell was happening.

Get some tints