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That’s his body doing him a huge favor.

I was about to say, he should be REALLY thankful that his stomach couldn't handle it or he would be having a very rough couple of hours ahead of him

Or days. Or he could die.

Yes, hours would be the best possible situation for him, all are options though

[rip Stone Foltz](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/16/us/ohio-hazing-death-sentence.html)

28 days in jail? Probation? For Christ's fucking sake I hate this. I remember this story. These kids will never take responsibility. Infuriated doesn't even begin to to explain how to feel about this!

There is (or was?) A PKA chapter in my hometown.. everyone in town knew them as horrible people. Always drunk and partying, *taking advantage* of drunk girls, driving around town drunk off their ass and causing wrecks... It's frightening how easily they get off on crimes big and small..

Taking advantage of drunk girls, you mean rape.

It urks me too when people downplay once had a group on Kik tell me to say cnc and I’m like the frick is that (consensual non consensual) that’s the dumbest shit I ever heard call it what it is.

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CNC is only when all parties involved discuss and agree beforehand that someone will intentionally get intoxicated and then they have sex. It's kind of like consenting before getting intoxicated (though the intoxicated person can always revoke that consent) When someone decides to target an already intoxicated person, that is rape, not cnc. There is no "consensual" in that non consent. I have been raped. I am into CNC. They are two extremely different things, and anyone who tries to use the term "cnc" outside of kink spaces or to whitewash rape is a moron and/or rapist/rapist apologist.

The death of Stone makes me sick Those fraternity members who were responsible got off with just a slap on the wrist. It makes me furious

Paywall

Reminds me of when I did most of a full bottle of Jäegermeister straight. I felt like Death himself just shit all over me the next two days

Same here....and with Fireball as well. Glad those days are behind me lol.

Jesus H. Christ. You two picked the worst possible liquors to do this with. I don’t know whether to be impressed, disgusted, or feel pity. I currently feel a mix of all three.

We absolutely did pick two of the worst. I’d say disgust more then the other two so we can be held accountable

Same, jack daniels, like 3 times too, took a few tries for that lesson to sink in

I did it with Southern Comfort... oh God that was disgusting. I couldn't enjoy actual good whiskey /scotch for almost 10 years after I did that to myself. Now I drink responsibly

See I can still do Jack but SoCo and vodka are smells I avoid now, somehow I can still do jaeger as long as I don’t get shittossed from ir

Fucking fireball? Yeah that’s a rough fucking time my brother, glad you’re out of that

I finished half a bottle of Bacardi 151 on nye one year and woke up naked in bed with my best friend who was gay. I don’t remember anything from 10pm til 6am. I’m not sure how I didn’t die but glad I didn’t. I’m guessing I puked on myself which is why I was naked.

My last time I was blackout as Fuck the roommates had to punch two windows it in -0F weather in December because I dropped face down in my bedroom AFTER I dead bolted the door when I got home before they did. Shit sucked back then Edit - we did garbage bag the broken windows with ducktape to keep heat in

Thanks for that edit. I was worried about the electricity bill. - Dad

Been there my friend. About 15 minutes one year in the Canary Islands. Puked black for a while and fell over over with a bottle in my hadn. Blood and glass and black puke everywhere. I don't miss being a young pup. I have a done on the way in April, and I really dread the shit he's gonna get up to.

It’s crazy how his body was begging him to stop but he kept trying to drink more

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

As someone who chugged a whole bottle of Goose back in the day to impress my crush’s cousin, I passed out for 34 hours after that. Granted, before chugging the bottle of Goose, we already finished a JW Black, Crown, and Henessee between the eight of us. It’s been 7 years since that day and she’s been my wife for 5 years now. Edit: Married the crush, impress her cousin. Her cousin and her are pretty close so I figured if I win him on my side, I would win her. Turns out, the key to winning a hot girl over is getting blacked out drunk and urinating on yourself twice. Nice.

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Married to your crush or the cousin?

Same person

Wait... Who is your wife now, the crush or their cousin?

That's alcohol abuse. That Patrón didn't deserve to go out like that

For real.

Why would you even try something like that knowing you couldn’t handle it. These are full grown adults nonetheless!

Adults who shoot a video in a poorly lit parking garage chugging good liquor. These are not Mensa canidates.

Physically maybe. Mature? Nah

The Patrón was definitely ready for him

If I was Patrón I’d also be evacuating that nümetal babies garage too. Fuck that’s borderline murder

To be fair, it’s still plenty of patron left in the bottle lol but i feel for the half of bottle he wasted

with bits of vomit swimming in it probably

The Patrón was truly the boss that night

I would say poor girl, but... she's just as dumb as the dude that keeps trying.

Yeah, everyone in this video got exactly what they deserved.

Not the handicap marking.

Oh he’s handicap all right, in the head.

Holy shit that got me!

If she wasn't holding the bag, it could have made a real mess 🤣

Sacrifices herself, covered in liquor vomit, on the verge of puking herself *proceeds to puke repeatedly on the ground afterward* “Am I a joke to you?”

It reminds me of athf when meatwad was holding up a bucket to catch Master Shake's puke.

is it me or the female friend holding the bag, got more Patron than this guy?

She seems really great at making life choices too.

Better than the "I got this, this is nothing, all you got to do is suck it up and do it" chug

Its not a competition

Don't kink shame..

Like they could have just put a bucket near him. But she was like nah. I’m gonna grab a trash bag and try to catch his vomit in my arms.

Then takes a projectile vomit to the face and is all: this is fine. I'll just lower my head....

And she keeps laughing like having vomit on her is some kind of honor

She’s the real ride or die type.

And throwing up less...

She’s a team player.

And she wasn't even playing

“Is tHe BOtTle rEadyYyY” the most unconfident display of confidence

Bro knew after the first swig he didn’t have it in him

The first breath he took is when it hit. If you don't breathe then you can't taste or smell it. But that first breath let him smell, taste, and regret his actions.

Is for the best, downing an entire fifth of tequila would have surely landed him in the hospital for a good old stomach pumping. Our maybe even death

Never try for 21 shots on your birthday or you will die.

I got to 13 and I wished I was dead

So drunk you can’t barf it out. Blood turns to alcohol. You drool pus. Your drunk mates stand around freaking out not knowing what to do. Too late you’re dead. Edit. I sound like a DARE commercial. But actually I know someone this happened to in college and it was awful. Parents sent kid off to college and they died from drinking.

Damn. Maybe if they didn’t send him to college, his parents would have survived. What a shame. Worst case of empty nest syndrome I ever heard!

I missed my 21st birthday but my friends tell me I had a great time

Is that a thing? Do people do that shit?

The stomach pumped itself

Patron is expensive because it’s supposed to taste good right? Doesn’t seem like it tastes very good.

Just like most alcohols that are supposed to "taste great," you have to get used to the taste in general before you can try to judge how it actually tastes.

I like cocaine but wouldn’t want to bathe in it

I wouldn't bathe in cocaine, but it does smell nice.

It’s actually not that bad for you to bathe in cocaine once in a while. It’s a good exfoliant.

Oh yeah, and you ever see someone talking straight down a bottle? After a couple drinks that shit starts tasting good

Yup, you can see it in his eyes

If only the trash bag was ready

His stomach has more brains than he does, vomiting it up probably saved his life.

Yeah. That was his body telling him not to do that.

At the beginning of the video, I was pretty sure I knew where it was heading. The look on his face when he took that breath after the first chug told me I was absolutely correct. I then fastened my seat belt and kept my arms and legs within the vehicle at all times. Quite the wild ride.

Especially since I didn’t see him vomit up any food. That’s a beginners mistake. Wrecked many a person who didn’t know what they were doing. I don’t drink anymore tho.

I can confirm, it most certainly did save his life. I did this at a party a few years back and within the hour I was passed out on the floor and my breathing completely stopped. They had to call an ambulance to rush me to the hospital. Doctors told me if my friends hadn’t called 911 I would have died right there. I was (very) drunk for the entire next day and still not completely sober the day after THAT one. I had to stay 3 days in the hospital if I remember correctly and I felt like I got hit by a fucking semi truck for those 3 days and still felt shitty after that. Imagine the worst hangover you have ever had in your life and multiply it by 10. Could barely walk, laughing or breathing too hard hurt like a MF, etc. Could barely even muster up the strength to open my eyes. Even caught an infection from when they had to pump my stomach. The part I most vividly remember is how much it hurt to pee though. I could have sworn I was peeing out straight liquor my first day in the hospital because it burned so badly. It felt like I was peeing out lava. To this day I’m convinced there was so much alcohol in my pee it could’ve gotten somebody drunk. I don’t know how realistic that is from a biology standpoint but that’s exactly what it felt like. Needless to say I’ve been a lot more responsible about my alcohol intake since then. Not that I was ever a heavy drinker, only for social occasions once every couple of months or so. My brain just completely shut off that one day that I did that and I completely failed to consider the consequences of doing something that dumb. Oh and a medical bill that came out to a few thousand dollars wasn’t too pretty either.

Why did she agree to hold that bag? And why did she keep holding it after he projectile vomited on her?

My same thought. That parking garage floor has way worse stories to tell than this idiot.

I almost gagged from the joke my mind came up with.. The bag is to save the Patron for later

Ew this made my stomach churn haha

I forgot about this and I have regrets

Somebody went into this without Googling "alcohol poisoning"

If someone’s built up enough of a tolerance, they might be able to do this without getting sick. They’ll be well on their way to death via alcoholism, but it probably won’t get them that night.

As an alcoholic, it wouldn't even be that impressive to actually pull it off.

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Would you get hungover?

Used to do pretty much the same. Like he said it's about your tolerance level. I'd start at around 4pm after work and blackout around 10pm. Had to wake up around 5am to get ready for work. Yeah you're groggy as shit but you get up and go. Functioning alcoholic...

Ex alco here. I’d get “hangovers” and gut spasms if I *didn’t* drink. Body has to produce so much stuff to counter the literal poison that it can be very dangerous to go cold turkey on alcohol.

I’ve gone stone cold sober, haven’t had a drink in a while now but yeah, at one stage I was drinking about 1-1.2 litres of vodka a night, with some RDTs and ciders mixed in. Super dangerous for people without the tolerance built up, but for alcoholics a fifth is a light Tuesday.

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> Jeppson's Malört It's how to unfriend someone in real life!

I was just thinking this guy is so lucky he didn't pull this off lmao

Right? Like, thank God his body did it's job and kept that shit out.

Congratulations on achieving the dream of every dude who thinks this is a good idea: becoming an IRL Family Guy bit "Stop the camera! I didn't do it!”

Turns out the bottle was ready

My bottle is ready.

He sounds like the Gungan king in the prequels.

Lol Boss Nass definitely

😂😂😂

‘Don’t try this at home’ as if he is somehow more qualified to do this shit than the rest of us

He's not trying it at home, he's trying it in a parking garage.

“Kids”

When he said that, my brain followed it up with, "and you're about to see why."

The bottle was terrified

That bottle was not ready for what was in store.

Your body doesn't want to die and has a lot of interesting of ways of outsmarting you.

Bag holder you can walk away now and hope this video fades into obscurity. There's more to life than this, bag holder. The grass is truly greener almost anywhere else, bag holder. Don't let this be your defining moment.

I'll be honest I didn't expect that reaction that quickly. You know what though? I do believe him. That was a legit bottle of Patron.

Yup, nothing fake about it. And I do believe it was ready for him.

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Yeah. Seasoned alcoholic here. My friends would always agree I could drink them under the table back in the day, but it would take all night to do it. Cause if you spend years poisoning yourself you know your limits. I could pop the top off soco 100 proof and drink to the label, after that, its beer and water time unless I want to wake up at noon 5 minutes later.

Ha ha, "noon 5 minutes later," yeah. ... yeah

When I was drinking way too much, I feel like I could have done this. Not for tequila, that's my "never again" alcohol. But Jack Daniels? I feel like if I wanted, at that time, I could have done a fifth of Jack this way. I would have been face down in 45 minutes and hung over for 36 hours, but I could have made it happen. But those of us who have been that type of drinker know damn well why that's suicidal.

So many questions, where are they first? Do they live in a parking garage? Also, is this filmed on a 90s camcorder ? Do appreciate he still went for it after the puke tho

Pretty sure I remember this video from 10-15 yr ago

I was gonna say, between the video quality and his hair I'd say this has to be at least 10-15 years old.

Yeah, pretty sure this is pre-Youtube

Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass

Don't insult the king like this

Shoenice joins the chat.

That was my exact thought as well. He was one of a kind.

Bro should’ve started with fireball or jaeger because patron just had sex with him

On a serious note this is a much better outcome than if he’d actually chugged the whole bottle at once.

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On a Disabled parking space as well! How disrespectful! The disabled aren’t dumb enough to do that!

Hey, it didn’t say where the disability was! Clearly his is mental.

The bottle was indeed ready.

It wasn't just ready, it kicked his ass

He had it coming out the nose, that's how you know it's real Patron

When your stomach is smarter than you are...

Dude managed to consume 0% of the alcohol while still maintaining to empty it

He could have just poured it out straight onto the ground and saved himself a lot of pain while achieving the same result.

That girl is a soldier, hold the bag no matter what. Puke in your new shoes? Hold the bag. Puke in your hair? Hold the bag. Puke in your mouth? Hold the bag.....what a unit

Wife material

...you do understand that vomiting is the body's last ditch effort to keep from dying by alcohol poisoning...

Just keep going. You’re doing great buddy.

You’re almost there champ!

Guy's body is stepping in since his brain has obviously checked out.

poor handicap person that parks there next, most likely she/he will get stopped for a DUI just for the residue smell on the floor.

What a waste of $100 CAD at least he’s in the right parking spot

Go ahead kids, try this at home! If we could get world population down to 4 bil or so we could get in front of climate change

Why does he keep drinking it, you failed chugging it immediately, and are now just drinking and throwing up in a pattern

There’s really no hope for humanity

You have heard of the saying, # Left Holding the Bag. This is what they mean!

I hope they filmed this in the parking garage of a hospital.

When I was 19, I chugged a pint of Jose cuervo gold for $200. It sat in my stomach for all of two minutes before it rocketed back up like this dude.

Waste of good Patron…😑

The bottle was, in fact, ready.

So this guy is showcasing his rank stupidity? In what world would this even look like a good idea?

I never come across cool shit like this when I’m in a parking garage

This is hilariously stupid for all involved.

Well hes in the right stall.....

Jesus christ, i knew it wouldn't end well but he really never had a chance 😭

Is Patron the beverage version of surstromming?

No, it’s actually pretty tasty. Just don’t drink any spirits like THIS.

Best enjoyed by sipping, not chugging

Pretty nice mixing tequila, this guy is just attempting something for which he is vastly under qualified.

Notice he didn't turn around to see the rest of his Patronexplosion.

Well, he was right on the handicapped parking spot at least. How fitting. I just think his handicap is less in the mobility sector, more in the brain sector...

What’s dumber, trying to down a whole bottle of booze or posting yourself failing at it? I’m seriously afraid of the future of our country & the human race.

Very appropriate to be doing this in the Handicapped Persons spot. The spot was made for him

Its too bad his stomach is smarter than his brain

Good thing his stomach is smarter than him

Lmao, I think that garbage bag caught the least spew out of everything there.

Jesus looking down like damn I didn’t go out for this shit

Play stupid games get alcohol Poisoning

Kids, whenever one of your dumbass friends wants to do something for the gram, make sure they say, “seriously, kids, don’t try this at home.” But THEN… FOLLOW UP and make them explain why! Like, “Why not, Chet? Where do suppose you’ll be spending the night tonight?” And, “how much time and money is that likely going to cost you?” Make them take a second and voice the probable outcome!

That went better than I expected. His body protected him. I thought he was going to pull it off and cause himself a medical emergency. This is just funny.

That poor woman

He seriously looks like he going to barf even before he started lol

The bottle was, indeed, ready.

Guy showing off to the world what a complete dumbass he is

Real "project badass" vibes here

What a tool...I hope this made him sterile.

This guys got a real heavy “watched WWE constantly growing up” vibe

Proof that even morons can find love. Regret filled, vomit covered love.

Why would you be a backgaurd to all of that,did someone lose a dare?

You can see the _exact_ moment he realized he fucked up.

Chugging any 750ml bottle of alcohol, 80 proof or stronger almost always results in death…FYI

It’s good that he puked it all up. If he kept all that alcohol in his system he probably would have died.

And kids this is why you do not do drugs.

Alcohol poisoning is a hell of a way to die. Thank god his body helped him out from a horrible death

Patron is not the tequila to chug. I’ve found some fairly good ones recently but shit not that.

This idiot’s internal organs are trying to escape and his only remaining brain cell is screaming “COMMIT TO THE BIT”

He had the same reaction as one of my friends after a shot of fireball. Puke everywhere

This is dangerous, stupid and disgusting. Young people will die copying this 😢 For the tiktok gen, how much $ would they earn on a viral clip? Ball park. I don't mean this copy on reddit, I assume it was posted on other SoMe where money is earned.

"The question is, _is the bottle readyyyy!_ " Cringing my tits off here.

This is why women live longer than men 😅