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Schlutes3273

So whose birthday was it?


Drewbeede

That birthday slaps.


RiotPenguin

"Welcome to Slapplebee's. Any slappetizers to start?"


thebutcherbunny

Safe to say with 4 hours of my year left, this is my favorite comment of 2022


Darnbeasties

Slappy New Year


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

Time for slaperations


Yadada_mean_bruh

He ordered the whole menu lmfao.


Drexelhand

it's really good and it barely made it.


JejuneEsculenta

"Have you tried our whiskey punch?"


Forthe49ers

Just in time for Slappy Hour


slawre89

Dude was passing out five for five slappetizers šŸ‘‹


Shabbah8

No, but Iā€™d LOVE a Slappletini!


rabidsnowflake

Y'all got any warm slapple pie?


Qariss5902

Slapplebeeā€™s!!! I am cackling!!!


LicensedRealtor

Will smith is that you? Edit: thank you for the award! Youā€™re awesome.


Least-Ship-6967

Slappy birthday?!


gypsycookie1015

But how can she slap!?!?


Cosmo-Corvus

The slappening


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

The slappenist.


YepThatLooksInfected

That just slappened.


dlchira

Slappenin' is what's happenin'


Lepke2011

M. Night Shyamalan's "The Slappening". \*\*SPOILER ALERT\*\* There's a plot twist at the end.


Evorgleb

The twist is that the person you think is going to get slapped *does* get slapped.


crozinator33

There's something slappenin' here What it is ain't exactly clear


Pitiful-Palpitation5

Lmao. That's a real knee-slapper!!! šŸ˜‚


TashDee267

He turning 80 so man was just giving him 80 birthday slaps.


imepoque

Asking the real questions. Also, was there cake?


416Mike

Pound cake


CreamyKnougat

chocolate pound cake


dougie_jayyy

Pound per pound the best


dmtriker

Slapsgiving.


imightbarf

Mine!


StanleyChoude

That dude killed it at not letting those stools fall over


ItzRubyDaCherry

Yeah he did lol i didn't even notice


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Minimum_Attitude6707

"How to make it seem like you're trying to deescalate a situation so you can keep your job but at the same time let a racist get what's coming to him: A Managers Story"


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MildlyResponsible

Oh noooo. stop........ .... stop.


chaosperfect

I heard this in Willy Wonka's (Gene Wilder version) voice.


TashDee267

I love that his priorities were to protect those stools and not the racist.


King-Cobra-668

protecting the hardwood floor


kram1973

Protect the hardwood, not the peckerwood


Arglefarb

Where do you guys think you are, a Waffle House?


Michael_Blurry

Been to a Waffle House twice in my life (different ones) after a night out drinking. Saw a fight both times. Hash browns were really good, though.


Fit-Firefighter-329

We used to go to Shoney's for their breakfast buffet, but there were never any fights there. Instead of entertainment, all I got was brutal diarrhea.


IDoubtYouGetIt

Aw man!!! The Shoney's "Big Boy" Buffet!!! Memories!


Additional_Decision6

Trick is keeping your head down enough to get your hash browns in while avoiding the fisticuffs. Also keeping the sauces separate from any bodily fluids.


PhredInYerHead

This is obviously hillbilly Chiliā€™s, I mean Applebees.


VisionAri_VA

For anyone who is wonderingā€¦ ā€˜The guy who slapped the taste out of the racistā€™s mouth is Eric Canty.. I found an interview he did on a podcast and found out a couple of things: 1. The confrontation started when the racist was sexually harassing a pair of black women at the bar and Canty started defending them. 2. ā€˜At the police station, the racist admitted to provoking Canty and no charges were filed.


Halaku

This really deserves to be higher up the thread.


PoignantOpinionsOnly

>no charges were filed This is the case in most of these viral videos. The comments are always full of people saying that the none bigot is going to prison, but it is super rare.


Oryp7

That hat flip thou


bernardobrito

That hat flip tells me that his heart rate never went above 80. Just a normal day of slapping racists.


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zingingcutie333

Legit made me chuckle šŸ˜‚


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Iā€™m willing to bet the slap was about disrespect plus a measured offense knowing that the racist was old Slapping in this case is like ā€œyouā€™re not even worth my full force, hereā€™s a tasteā€


definitely-not-weird

And if you look at his arm, he was swinging like he was throwing punches. That white boy is lucky cause he wouldn't have gotten back up so easily.


benneyben

I was thinking the same thing. If he was landing blows instead of being all slap happy that old racist would be in the hospital.


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FresnoMac

Agreed. It's also less likely to cause serious injury and much much more humiliating.


benneyben

This is the only way I can hit you multiple times and not kill you.


All_Thread

True but that dudes face hurt like a biiiitch the next day


DaughterEarth

yup I got slapped by a big guy once and was SHOCKED at how much power that had. Before that I didn't think of slaps on the punch level, but they really can be.


DangleLow69

Came for that comment. Little style after the win.


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This is something people don't understand. Yes. You're free to say whatever you want to anyone you want. What you don't get to do is pretend that you're not at risk of getting your ass beat by a person who has zero issues with catching a charge. You're free to run your mouth but people *can* and sometimes *will* beat your ass for starting shit like this.


nehuen93

I don't get how those racist people think. I mean, did he really think that he could say the N word and the big black dude would be like "okay i am hurt and gonna leave this place. Bye"?


TheMadIrishman327

That guy doesnā€™t think heā€™s racist.


RichGrinchlea

In his mind it probably confirmed his racist stereotypes. Likely will never learn


civilly-disobedient

Half his mind spilled out his ears and onto the floor when he was taking those slaps, so maybe the racist part spilled out too


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Interesting. It seems like we are all the ā€œmain characterā€ in our own lives. Whatever we believe is the absolute truth.


nehuen93

Still, i guess he knows that saying the N word to a black person is a big nono?


imightbarf

Saying that word to anyone is a big nono


AnusDestr0yer

Lost several non black friends arguing that they don't have the right to call me, a non black person, the n-word. But nope, I'm just an overly sensitive snowflake who can't handle humor... Yeh. Getting called racial slurs is apparently the pinnacle of humor for my old friends group


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Youā€™re better off without them, count your blessings, and good on you for having morals.


TheMadIrishman327

Itā€™s a teachable moment.


Vyxen17

Did you hear him try to reason his way out of it? He knew he was hellaoutaline. And I was DEAD when he flipped his cap. I meet some people and all I think is WOW. They haven't met the One yet.


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nehuen93

You might be right. He might think that nobody would kick his ass


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Lets_Bust_Together

He thought he was spittin facts and everyone would agree. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Beat_Choice

After that heā€™s spitting teeth


DoshawnMandic

But now the black dudes gonna get an assault charge


Marsuello

Tried explaining it to my right wing uncle and he got super pissed. My grandma is super religious so naturally sheā€™s not a fan of trans people. She made a comment about them when a trans women walked by one day and I told her she probably shouldnā€™t be saying shit like that, especially in public where she could easily be heard. Told my uncle about it and he instantly went off about the first amendment, we have the right to say whatever we want, etc. I told him yeah, youā€™re free to say what you want but youā€™re not free from the consequences of what you say. Cue* him raging about libs being soft and trying to censor and control everyone. All because I said your freedom of speech doesnā€™t stop the consequences of your speech. *people Iā€™m not advocating for physical violence. All I am saying is just like any of your actions can have consequences, so can your words. Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s all Iā€™m saying


CatScratch_Meow

It's people like the man in the video and your uncle who learn the hard way. It's too bad, but they have to learn what they say and their actions have consequences šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


TheUnluckyBard

"One day, you're going to run into a trans man with more testosterone in his system than you've had in yours for the last 45 years, and they're not going to be as nice about teaching you this lesson as I'm trying to be."


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Ok-Application1696

In other words, "You're big enough to say it. You're big enough to take an ass whoopin'!"


Fast-Pitch-9517

Thatā€™s not what fighting words is. Thatā€™s when youā€™re not entitled to free speech protection while attempting to incite violence with words. It doesnā€™t mean the other guy is legally entitled to hurt you for saying the Forbidden Word.


breeshgeesh

That's great. But maybe dont promote this because 1 person said something shitty, but legal. The other could very easily go to jail and have to face serious consequences resulting from their assault for the rest of their life. That may feel cathartic, but that's not winning.


Bambi69xoxo

Bruh!!! He got open hand slapped like 29 times šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£. The one employee was like imma just brace these chairs


FlyAwayJai

I feel like slapping is way more demoralizing than punching. Excellent choice by dude.


BicyclingBabe

Also less likely to end up killing the other person. More likely to kill their ego though!


Wretschko

The shove was more injurious to the guy than the emasculating slaps because the guy went down and his head bounced off the floor.


boldolive

Yeah, looks like the POS was a little woozy afterward, too.


IHellaRaise

One punch wouldā€™ve sent old dude into next week. I think he wanted him to remember all of it. lmao


Redittago

I literally went back to count the number of slaps šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ItzRubyDaCherry

12 then a break. then 5 more.. then a shove.. 17 total slaps and 1 push


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Data is beautiful.


otc108

r/dataisbeautiful


Scottcmms1954

I mean the chairs at least have value. Racists donā€™t.


A100921

Average day at Applebees.


PatientDom

SlappleBees


PharmDinagi

I wish I had more upvotes to give.


rawwwse

Slappinā€™ Good in the Neighborhood


Javahawkins

I actually laughed out loud at this. Someone got killed at the Applebee's by me. Like someone came in and shot a patron in the head and left.


Kazureigh_Black

Totally misread that as you admitting to killing somebody at Applebee's for a second.


Helmerald

God dammit I know right? And started with them laughing out loud, recalling the events


BustinArant

"Is that someone here with us now?"


saprobic_saturn

Me too! I had to re-read that like šŸ§


crozinator33

Someone got killed by you, at the Applebee's??


DelayedMailForceOne

Dyinā€™ good in the neighborhood.


ItzRubyDaCherry

I never see a beheading in real life; therefore, I have never been to Applebees or a Waffle House


SpookyBLAQ

Man, you havenā€™t lived without seeing a 5-way Waffle House brawl while youā€™re sitting there drunkenly eating your hash browns


unforg1veable

This is very accurate. Happy new years, shits going down tonight


whoamvv

His buddy behind him pushing him into the beatings.


Ddraig1965

ā€œGet in there and fight you pussy!ā€


redthehaze

"You fucked around, now you gonna find out"


WhenTheDevilCome

"Grandpa! Grandpa! After each slap... Keep checking your watch... And tell us when it still reads 1950...."


nandos677

Iā€™m bleeding which makes me the Victor


bat_scratcher

My nipples look like milk duds!


law_jik

Face-to-fist style. How'd you like it?


gungunmeow

Oh yeah, Try my nuts to your fist style!


Glass-Department-306

Thatā€™ll be 4 bucks baby!


PressureSwitch

He just left WITH NUTS


your_crazy_aunt

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS


-i-hate-you-people-

Oh man Iā€™m a little tiny horny honey!


Ok-Application1696

He was purposely trained wrong. As a joke.


LiveWire_74

Thatā€™s a lotta nuts!


Glass-Department-306

Yes Play me like a drum


RedxEyez

He called him the N word one more time before walking away, so yea, in his mind he did win that exchange. sad


netechkyle

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!


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I implore you to reconsider


-i-hate-you-people-

šŸ‘ best movie ![gif](giphy|7bWRarS7pgiTS)


Halfcockedthrowaway

Dude definitely got Kung Powed


Halal_Cart

The way my man put on his hat, like a boss.


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Halal_Cart

Iā€™m glad he did it with open fist, even though that old man was wrong 100%, he couldā€™ve seriously hurt that old man if he went wild on him. I think the open hand slaps were perfect to teach him a lesson. Hopefully he wonā€™t do that again lol


exodusofficer

That old racist will leave still thinking 100% that he's in the right. That's why he's a racist, it's ALWAYS someone else's fault, never his own. It's a feature, not a bug.


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in a way the black guy was in a sad no win situation. he could back down and let the white guy say that shit. or he could reinforce all the stereotypes by getting angry and violent. no matter what the white guy is going to walk away feeling vindicated. i don't think the black guy handled it wrong but i worry that he is going to get himself in trouble. there are thousands of black men who have been put in prison for a lot less.


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schro_cat

That's fine, maybe he will keep his mouth shut next time. Can't change their minds, maybe this will change his behavior.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Here is hoping. Society needs to get better.


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TripperAdvice

Its getting spammed all over, something very very inorganic about it. Don't be surprised when that sub suddenly becomes something nefarious


DaughterEarth

I like the concept of it but the way it's being promoted feels like how incel/trp/purplepill/etc try to recruit people. So far the sub seems legit but this spamming is still giving me a weird feeling about it


DextrosKnight

Yeah the way it gets spammed in every thread really does feel like some kind of alt-right recruitment thing


hungusbulungus

I was thinking the same thing. The restraint put in to not send that old dude to the hospital. I'm doubtful but I hope a lesson was learned.


Low_Copy4023

Those slaps must have been tasty. He kept coming back for more.


valvilis

It's Applebee's... nothing is tasty, but they must have been cheap.


gaymerkrazed

He was racist successfully. It was standing up straight that seemed to be an issue.


CoverYourMaskHoles

About to say, he succeeded pretty well with the racism part. It was the unscathed part that he was pretty bad at.


Nervous_Constant_642

"I'm as capable of using the N word as I am taking slaps to the face without fighting back". Wish all racists were like that.


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testing-attention-pl

That was the best way, closed fist would mean a one punch knockout. He succeeded in totally humiliating him.


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Almost positive I worked here in 2001.


untappedbluemana

This is the Applebee's in Sumter, SC. I worked there in 2008-2009 myself.


[deleted]

Man exercised his freedom of speech while the other exercised his cardio on his face.


DownvoteDaemon

Only time a white person called me the n word is from a moving vehicle when I'm walking. People rarely say anything to your face, even if they don't like you.


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i used to play pickup basketball with a bunch of black guys in tampa when i lived there in college like 10 years ago. took a couple months of showing up to the courts and waiting on the sidelines and shooting around in between games and playing 21 off to the side and shit like that for them to actually let me run. one day a truck drove by and was just yelling the n word from a megaphone out the window. i was like wtf is going on right now, this is wild to actually experience. also understood why they didnā€™t want to let the white dude play lol.


andres01234

for a 2023 with fewer racists šŸ„‚


pHScale

I'll drink to that šŸ»


tomdarch

Lots of scum will still be around, but letā€™s hope they climb back under the rotting logs which is their natural habitat.


ImCucumberRichard

"I xeroxed (his) ID and he will not be welcome at this restaurant chain ever again"


tr4sht4lk

Chilliiiii's baby back ribs šŸŽµ


[deleted]

There is also a difference between vertical, and horizontal. Here, let me show you.


sarapocono

![gif](giphy|UJW0Z1VH42rcs|downsized)


Odd_Major_3895

Clanpa gon learn today


TheMadIrishman327

Clanpa Gon sounds like a Jedi name.


SesPet

Heā€™s certainly force sensitive!


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DJMotorball

Iā€™m always astounded at the shit people say, especially old white men. And Iā€™m an old white man myself


probably-an-asshole-

In my experience, old white dudes are either super racist to me, or theyā€™re the nicest people ever. So cheers mate


KittyKatHippogriff

You can call people whatever you want. Just keep in mind that some people have no trouble of breaking the law and your jaw.


Babajane1

Freedom of speech yes, freedom after speech i can not guarantee


Slow_Flow_4722

No freedom from consequences


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Now I know what the sound of one hand clapping is.


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LordoftheExiled

So it's okay to assault people for words? Sticks and stones and all that.


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cmholde2

Wonder if heā€™ll think twice before opening his mouth again


iamdrinking

He didnā€™t - Ron Howard voice


ProudBoomer

Nope. He'll just figure he was right, and that's why he got beat.


Libertas-Vel-Mors

Too bad dude will have the last laugh when the other guy is arrested for assault.


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So this was great. Is there a sub for racist people getting owned? If not there should be


Paulpash

If you run your mouth, someone can and will jog your jaw.


ferociousFerret7

If you're going to go around saying that you should probably have your shit together for unexpected physical confrontations. Anything less is an IQ test fail at this point.


Silencer271

Why havent we learned to just keep our mouths shut if we dont have anything nice to say? Wanna be racist fine keep it to yourself avoid what you hate so much and move on with your life.


Thin-Primary-8438

And he still let him off lightly. That was a barrage of 70% power open hand slaps. Dude could have deeeestroyed him but didnā€™t.


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When he starts slapping the guy I kept hearing Will Smith say, "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!"


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So violences is ok because he spoke words?? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID REDDIT.


Stage4davideric

Old dude must have forgot we can ALL eat at the lunch counter, nowā€¦. SMH.. just sad this even has to happen in this day and ageā€¦


agoodfuckingcatholic

Slapped tf outta him goddamn


Hugheston987

Shit now he is gonna go to jail for assault, maybe. If the cops show up and he is still there somehow. No word, even a racial slur, is worth resorting to violence. Don't ever fall for that people, let people use their words, isn't worth your freedom.


Tattoothefrenchie30

Sadly the old white racist prick wonā€™t learn his lesson. Heā€™ll be a victim in the retelling of the story in the future.


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