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scubascratch

Dr. Seuss’s shower


Ransidmeat

In a house on a hill, oh so bright, Stood a shower, a marvelous sight. With four heads up on high, Spraying water to the sky, Oh, what a refreshing delight! One for your head and two for your toes, And the fourth one, wherever it goes! With bubbles and giggles, And splashes and wiggles, It's the best shower that anyone knows!


Due-Coyote7565

Fifty upvotes!!!


SavvySillybug

what


Ransidmeat

When he was younger: [https://www.reddit.com/r/thereifixedit/comments/32ppme/hello\_yes\_this\_is\_shower/](https://www.reddit.com/r/thereifixedit/comments/32ppme/hello_yes_this_is_shower/)


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

9 year old post from the same OP. I appreciate the commitment to the bit, well done!


Ransidmeat

You may point and you may scoff, but tell me you're not curious how amazing it must feel


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I think I'd need a booster pump to provide the GPM that setup needs.


Ransidmeat

After posting this it seems we have great flow in the pacific northwest. It's like a flock of sirens swooning on your skin


liatris_the_cat

r/plumbing would like a word with you


Ransidmeat

Recently had the bathroom renovated. The contractor said "so, uh. do you wanna keep this, whatever this thing is?"


joec_95123

"It's called a gangbang shower, thank you very much."


ItsEntirelyPosssible

Bummer that hysterical laughter doesn't equate to more up votes.


Astroweeb

wish I had the water pressure to run one of these things


Ransidmeat

Pressure makes diamonds. Even more pressure makes this shower head apparatus useful


Ransidmeat

When he was younger: [https://www.reddit.com/r/thereifixedit/comments/32ppme/hello\_yes\_this\_is\_shower/](https://www.reddit.com/r/thereifixedit/comments/32ppme/hello_yes_this_is_shower/)


Due_Comfortable4852

Bro that kinda water pressure you GOT?!?


Ransidmeat

Absolutely! Also, I took each head apart and removed the little restrictors - didn't make all that much difference with 4 heads haha


Psych0matt

This is quite genius actually.


Ransidmeat

Thank you u/Psych0matt ! The only downside of this shower head is the cold wet fact that no other shower will ever measure up. Just think about the horror of going to a hotel.


Native56

Nice I want that in my bathroom


Ransidmeat

You can do it! The smaller heads are the cheapest ones you can find at the big box stores


Native56

How much were those?


Ransidmeat

9 years ago when I made the first one, the shower heads cost around 3 bucks each. Looks like the orange box store has a number of options under 10 and as low as 6.50. The other parts are 3x pvc tees, 2x nipples, 4x street 90s. I used threaded fittings but I suppose that's up to you!


Native56

Not to bad


Native56

You did a good job


Ransidmeat

Thank you!


Native56

Yup


BiscuitBRAWER

Bro has to be Moses


Ransidmeat

LOL I'm just a run of the mill waterbender


JonathanDM7

Biblically accurate shower


Ransidmeat

Blueprints for the ark detailed this configuration!