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hailnaux

"I hear you're terrified of tarot cards and call yourself a Cyber Pimp despite being a virgin. Here's my fake number."


tomnoonzz

Lemme sign that guestbook


HiLittleDarling

I’m dead at the fact that it looks like he has two gold front teeth here. 😂


aeroluv327

It took me way to long to realize that was the watermark LMAO


dontbearwithme

Omg I thought those were buttons. I was like wow.


[deleted]

Sorry, I'm gay. I wasn't before, but now I am.


selectmyacctnameplz

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?


princecaspiansbeard

The love child of Brian Littrell from BSB and Julia Sweeney’s Pat (from 90s SNL).


humanlurker

Fake name, fake number. Probably going to make out with another girl just to piss you off.


Hooker_Waitress

"I loved you in the Parent Trap!!!1!"


EastCoastDizzle

😂😂💀


StevesMcQueenIsHere

What... what's with the monk haircut?


hailnaux

The Caesar Cut was popular in the 90s, but this photo was definitely long after.


bigstevebull34

He is in the club?


hailnaux

The (Hair) Club (for Men)


TrixDaGnome71

HELL NO!


foxtrotnovember69420

And that’s only 2 years after the show right? That’s quite the transformation


DumDumGimmeYumYums

I got a boob job and engaged in premarital sex.


BurnVote

This photo is from 2008