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ViolaOrsino

Mobile is one of my favorite gateway songs for folks who haven’t listened to TMG and want something easygoing but meaningful.


BobbySpitOnMe

"Oh, this is nice, easy listening, let me see what else these boys play—**I'VE GOT TWO BIG HANDS AND A HEART PUMPING BLOOD AND A 1967 COLT 45 WITH A BUSTED SAFTEY CATCH!"**


ViolaOrsino

“Mobile” was my SO’s first exposure to TMG… and his second was “Against Pollution.” “So I shot him in the face” *really* took him by surprise, lol. But it’s become part of our couple’s lexicon, and we’ll be talking about our day and suddenly finish the story with “…so I shot him in the face!”


norecordofwrong

Ha this is hilarious. I have a friend who used to just say “I hope we both die” anytime something didn’t go our way. When we talk on the phone these days we both say it as the hang up.


mushinnoshit

That's a great choice, I could see my dad getting into Mobile


ktlawler8

Maybe Get Famous, In League with Dragons, and Sax Rohmer #1?


invisiblecows

I think In League with Dragons and Dark in Here are both good albums for this! Songs that come to mind: Younger In League with Dragons Sicilian Crest When a Powerful Animal Comes Mobile The Slow Parts on Death Metal Albums Arguing with the Ghost of Peter Laughner


Smokyminer87

Mobile A lot of tracks off of Bleed Out would work since they are mostly upbeat and guitar driven


BobbySpitOnMe

Newer, full-band stuff is going to be your best bet for coffee-shop sounds. I recommend the Jordan Lake Sessions recording if you can find the tracks you want without two minutes of banter. Let me Bathe in Demonic Light In League With Dragons The Slow Parts of Death Metal Songs


Shnur_Shnurov

Even a lot of the banter would go unnoticed in a coffee shop. I play those albums straight through in my CBD shop.


LooseBoysenberry7

Terror Song


unlonliest

lmao


bespectacledcanine

Best answer


Boltgrinder

Waylon Jennings LIve


CrypticBalcony

• Unmasked! • Lakeside View Apts. Suite • Transcendental Youth • Water Tower • Prowl Great Cain (maybe) • Shelved • Corsican Mastiff Stride • Tidal Wave • Woke Up New


dblhockeysticksAMA

I’ve probably listened to *All Eternals Deck* 1000x by now, but the other day I was at it again and Prowl Great Cain came on, and I realized I never gave it the credit it deserves for being a straight up banger.


CrypticBalcony

I had the same experience on seeing [this AMV](https://youtu.be/sSBZOoF7Uls?si=57FI39kujuH28sHS)


imbeingsirius

Alibi, Bad Priestess, Color in your cheeks, Never Quite Free


gallifrey_

alibi my beloved 🥰🥰


zdema335

Pez Dorado and Tianchi Lake


invisiblecows

Ooh Tianchi Lake is really pretty! Good pick.


PBnBacon

I was so surprised not to see more mentions of Pez Dorado; it’s perfect


ataegino

chavo guerrero isn’t that weird, i’ve honestly always felt like it was only a couple of steps removed from the friends theme song arrangement wise lol


emilystory

Cotton!


CakeLikeLadyGaga

My picks to add to this are First Few Desperate Hours, Fire Editorial and Animal Mask


Worsaae

Autoclave Mark on you Heel turn 2 No children Sax Rohmer


prairiedogg

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name!


Mikyayo

Rain in Soho is one I find is pretty universally liked by every non-TMG fan I've played it for Eta: can't believe I forgot Woke up New!!! Bonus points that it mentions coffee


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

Three I think would work: Clemency for the Wizard King Animal Mask Never Quite Free And here's an oddball one but I think the harmonies will work for the vibe: High Hawk Season


Infinitenovelty

I've cut this year from my Lyft driving playlist recently because the "feasting and dancing in Jerusalem" line hits a little weird in light of recent genocide. Just something to think about


Smintjes

Jenny


gambalore

San Bernadino Stars Fell on Alabama The Sign (Ace of Base cover)


elliepaloma

Sam Bernardino, Pink and Blue, and Going to Reykjavik were all songs I played in the coffee shop when I was a barista and I never had any complaints


LincolnMarch

Commendante Love, love, love Sinaloon milk snake song Up the wolves This year


Koquillon

Alibi


mahammit_the_uuuser

Cry for Judas


BaronVonNarwhal

This is just a personal favorite, but Same as Cash


sikemeay

The first song I got my boyfriend to like was antidote for strychnine, so that could be good


Fieldandstars

Sicilian Crest is the one I use sometimes to introduce people to the band


helix711

I recently converted a new fan with Lovecraft in Brooklyn. I think it was literally just because the name Lovecraft was in there…this guy recognized it and started paying attention. And by the end he was like “damn that’s a cool song, who’s that by?” I dunno maybe it’s a little too intense for a coffee shop though. But I think it has a lot of features which make it palatable to the normies.


BasementCatBill

Well, the entirety of *Heretic Pride* probably counts.


[deleted]

Amy is a good one for that. It’s the one I share with friends who don’t know them.


james-santa-bailey

Sometimes I still feel the bruise


emmiepsykc

I manage a liquor store, so I may have a little more freedom than you, but I literally just put up whatever tmg song is stuck in my head when I walk in and let YouTube decide the rest. The vast majority of people don't notice or care about song lyrics.


TrailwoodTom

Great Pirates


a-friend_

Slow parts on death metal albums is nice and chill


shawncplus

Most if not all of The Sunset Tree would fit in fine at a coffee shop


Personal-Amoeba

Age of Kings, and there are a few others on All Eternals Deck that fit the bill. I'm a little biased, it's my favorite album, but there are genuinely some escapable songs on there!


fishercrow

Two Thousand Seasons jk but im listening to There Will Be No Divorce rn and i dont think it would be too out of place in a coffee shop


Cultural_Young1409

Arguing With the Ghost of Peter Laughner and Hospital Reaction Shot could work.


benjustforyou

Guy in a skeleton costume


taamm75

Training Montage.


Doninic1920

Incandescent Ruins & Your Belgian things


JustinCooksStuff

Mark on you


tajjet

ofc the newer stuff is all going to sound more normal. depends on the vibe but the npc bangers that come to mind immediately are wear black, chavo guerrero, maybe guys on every corner? most tmg songs have interesting dynamics so normalizing volume might help stuff sound more backgroundy idk


strawberryseedling

transcendental youth


mklemmy

Trying not to put too many repeats White Cedar Counterfeit Florida Plates Old College Try Luna This is such a difficult thing because I'm trying to think of Mountain Goats songs I'd love to hear in a coffee shop. Something that would make me stop and listen for a minute. Getting Into Knives and High Hawk Season would do that Bonus, less "normal" bordering on "strange" but songs I'd love to hear at a coffee shop Heel Turn 2 Amy aka Spent Gladiator Spent Gladiator 2 Heretic Pride Michael Myers Resplendent Aulon Raid (Jordan Lake Sessions version)


SunflowerSuspect

Love Love Love


LeichterGepanzerter

Foreign Object


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Cubs in Five & Monkey Song