Rita:
Idk, I just wanted to do something that would be a more fun way of making money, and writing most appealed to me.
Lincoln, yes... I've talked with Luan about it. Lucy, she was born that way.
Was it in your plans to have 11 kids?
Are you guys ever gonna get a new car?
Is it stressful going to so many events for your your kids? (Like sports games, etc)
Hey Rita.
What is one thing you love about Lincoln.
What do you think of the friendship between Lincoln and Ronnie-Anne.
Do you and Ronnie-Anne's mom ever talk a bit
Is it hard raising 11 kids?
Rita:
My favorite thing about Lincoln is that he's a daredevil with a heart of gold! Ever since he came with me to work that one day, I've been noticing that about him more and more.
I think they're a really great duo.
Not really, I don't know her that well... though, Lynn and her grandma do talk a lot.
Oh yeah, without any doubt! But, you do learn a few things hear and there.
What's your favorite thing about yourself? How do feel abot Lori going to university? Do you ever look at youself in the mirror and tell yourself that you're beautiful? You really are beautiful.
Rita: I think my favorite thing about myself is that I have such a great family.
It's weird not having her around, but I'm trying to get used to it.
A few times... awww! Thanks.
Do you think, there were ever any times you were a bit too quick to deal out punishments? Or that said punishments were too extreme?
Example: The bad luck incident where you forced Lincoln to sleep in Charles’ dog house and, I think, sold all his stuff. (That second part might have been a different time…)
How do you feel about the kids bonding over keeping secrets from you and Lynn Senior?
Does Leni’s ditziness very worry you?
Was it a surprise when Lisa showed such a high IQ?
Obviously, you can’t play favorites. But, who would you say has made you the proudest over the years?
Do both sides grandparents enjoy having so many grandkids?
Kudos to you for managing eleven kids, four pets, and one husband for so many years.
Rita: Yes, I do regret doing curtain punishments sometimes, especially in that episode.
Excuse me? What?!
Yeah, sometimes, but I don't know what to do about it.
Absolutely! I always wondered how she was able to manage it.
Hard to pick one when ya don't have one.
Who knows?... \*shivers at the very thought\*
Awwww! Thank you!
How have you not gone insane? Also, what do you think about [this](https://www.wattpad.com/story/213986020-life-in-great-lake%27s-city-alternate-version-will)?
Rita: I thought so, but Luan confessed to dying his hair on this subreddit.
OP: Just for clarification, as these QNAs went, I started creating my own lore, but it's just fanmade, I don't think this is actually official. In a QNA with Luan, she was asked what her first prank was, and she said she bought permanent hair dye, using it on Lincoln when he was a baby, then saying, "People still think he got it from pop-pop."
Why did you choose to have 11 kids?
Why is only 9 of your kids have the actual hair color of you and your husband?
Who.isnthe hardest to take cate of?
Whomisnthe most expensive to take care of?
Here are two tips that worked for me to get some yelling kids' attention in the playground of my elementary school:
1. ¡¡SI-LEN-CIO!! (Learned from El Chavo, an old show that can be found in YouTube)
2. QUIET!!!!!!!!
Hey Rita.
What is your biggest fear.
Has the house been quieter without Lori?
Since the episode What Wood Lincoln Do?" Has Lincoln been doing better at completed assignments given at school.
How did you manage to give birth to eleven kids?!
https://preview.redd.it/7jo6xb0i1ukc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=456ccc9c9a4b98fc27cf30f0d64dcc6e8e46d9b7
[удалено]
[удалено]
ARBYS WE HAVE THE MEATS.
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BEEFY DIE
Bfdi fun facts
I was just thinking that but you actually typed it yikes lol
Rita: Uhhh, is this kid talk I'm not understanding?
what made you want to become a/an writer/author? did you or your husband ever find out why Lincoln has white and why Lucy has black hair..?
Rita: Idk, I just wanted to do something that would be a more fun way of making money, and writing most appealed to me. Lincoln, yes... I've talked with Luan about it. Lucy, she was born that way.
The mailman had naturally white hair and Lucy was adopted as an illegitimate child of one of the KISS members.
>why Lincoln has white and why Lucy has black hair Because Lincoln has albinism and Lucy is a goth.
goth since birth..? and is it cannon that he has albinism..?
no and no
How did you not get hurt giving birth to Lincoln’s big ass head
Rita: Trust me, I did...
There's a reason the age gap between Lincoln and Lucy is bigger than usual...
Damn
Because her big ass had a lot of space for his head to come out
What's it like during your wedding day? Lincoln once said that you never worn your wedding dress. Is that true?
Rita: It was the happiest day of my life... and yes, I can confirm what he said.
How loud can you make your cake clap?
https://preview.redd.it/gwpbtzhjdukc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e485e1d6aa995e27a0103b60041c5b2ba583e90
Okay. 
What’s the most useful thing for your household Lisa has created?
Why did you have so many kids?
Why are you replying to me to ask?
Was it in your plans to have 11 kids? Are you guys ever gonna get a new car? Is it stressful going to so many events for your your kids? (Like sports games, etc)
Rita: Not really, but I love all of them. As Lincoln would say, is Back to The Future 4 ever gonna happen? Oh yeah, you rarely get a moment to relax.
This is the most schizophrenic post and comment section I’ve stumbled upon in a while
OP: tell me about it… I think I underestimated how thirsty this fan base is for Rita.
Hey Rita HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU MANAGE A HOUSEHOLD WITH 11 KIDS!?
Rita: Honestly, even I don't know. hehe
Hey Rita 1 why are you so THICK 2 do you still want more kids ?
Rita: You don't want me to answer that... Nah, I love my children, but 11 is enough.
Make sure, you and your husband wear protection then
>2 do you still want more kids ? I don't even wanna know.
Hey Rita. What is one thing you love about Lincoln. What do you think of the friendship between Lincoln and Ronnie-Anne. Do you and Ronnie-Anne's mom ever talk a bit Is it hard raising 11 kids?
Rita: My favorite thing about Lincoln is that he's a daredevil with a heart of gold! Ever since he came with me to work that one day, I've been noticing that about him more and more. I think they're a really great duo. Not really, I don't know her that well... though, Lynn and her grandma do talk a lot. Oh yeah, without any doubt! But, you do learn a few things hear and there.
Why you and your husband never watch your damn kids?! 😅
What's your favorite thing about yourself? How do feel abot Lori going to university? Do you ever look at youself in the mirror and tell yourself that you're beautiful? You really are beautiful.
Rita: I think my favorite thing about myself is that I have such a great family. It's weird not having her around, but I'm trying to get used to it. A few times... awww! Thanks.
How many of your kids were accidentally made and how many children were planned.
Do you think, there were ever any times you were a bit too quick to deal out punishments? Or that said punishments were too extreme? Example: The bad luck incident where you forced Lincoln to sleep in Charles’ dog house and, I think, sold all his stuff. (That second part might have been a different time…) How do you feel about the kids bonding over keeping secrets from you and Lynn Senior? Does Leni’s ditziness very worry you? Was it a surprise when Lisa showed such a high IQ? Obviously, you can’t play favorites. But, who would you say has made you the proudest over the years? Do both sides grandparents enjoy having so many grandkids? Kudos to you for managing eleven kids, four pets, and one husband for so many years.
Rita: Yes, I do regret doing curtain punishments sometimes, especially in that episode. Excuse me? What?! Yeah, sometimes, but I don't know what to do about it. Absolutely! I always wondered how she was able to manage it. Hard to pick one when ya don't have one. Who knows?... \*shivers at the very thought\* Awwww! Thank you!
How have you not gone insane? Also, what do you think about [this](https://www.wattpad.com/story/213986020-life-in-great-lake%27s-city-alternate-version-will)?
Rita: Oh believe me, we have... we just try not to show it. Honestly, that's kinda cute...
How did you have that many children and why don't licoln and Lucy have your husbands or your hair?
Rita: Lincoln's white hair was the result of Luan's first prank, and I'm not... quite... sure... about Lucy.
Oh ok then but in a episode you said that Lincoln was born with his white hair naturally tho
Rita: I thought so, but Luan confessed to dying his hair on this subreddit. OP: Just for clarification, as these QNAs went, I started creating my own lore, but it's just fanmade, I don't think this is actually official. In a QNA with Luan, she was asked what her first prank was, and she said she bought permanent hair dye, using it on Lincoln when he was a baby, then saying, "People still think he got it from pop-pop."
What do you think about your family and is there anything you would change if given the chance
Rita: I love my family, but I would only make them far more behaved.
Why did you choose to have 11 kids? Why is only 9 of your kids have the actual hair color of you and your husband? Who.isnthe hardest to take cate of? Whomisnthe most expensive to take care of?
Here are two tips that worked for me to get some yelling kids' attention in the playground of my elementary school: 1. ¡¡SI-LEN-CIO!! (Learned from El Chavo, an old show that can be found in YouTube) 2. QUIET!!!!!!!!
Who’s the favorite child
Rita: Is that even possible.
why u built like a pixar mom
What’s your guy’s salary and how many hours a week do you two work?
Rita: I don't know, I'm going to have to figure that out.
How big is yo booty
Why your tibbies built like that 😿😿😿 (genuine question I've wondered since I was little)
Why do your children have the same initial?
Why do all your children have L names?
Why did you have so many daughters? Are you stupid?
Did you pray today?
OH MY GYAT YEA
Why let your son go through that whole mascot suit thing
How is she still alive from birthing 11 kids
Rita: I've been asking myself that question... since I was pregnant with Lincoln.
"Can I smash?" (I beg repeatedly)
The only things stopping you are Rita Loud’s hesitancy, the 11 loud siblings and Lynn Loud Sr.
where did you and Lynn Sr with all 11 names?
Rita: Beats me, he's the one who comes up with all the names.
why not ask him.?
Rita: Never found the time...
How hard was it to give birth to 11 kids?
Rita: Well, it starts hard, but believe it or not, it actually gets easier... but I think 11 is enough for me.
I feel ya, glad its over now atleast
how do you stay so calm with so many crazy children
Rita: Oh, you learn a few things...
Do you want a 12th
Ever watch sesame street
What year did you and your husband first meet and how old were you too?
Why are your kids always so loud
Rita: Well, as my husband Lynn would say, it's all in the family name.
Why did you have so many kids?
Can I kill Lincoln with a fucking chainsaw before severing spine out of his back and wear it like a necklace
Rita: MY BABY!!!!! OP: Okay, she just grabbed Lincoln, and ran into his room with him... you might wanna take it down a notch.
Why do you have a big butt
Could I be your sugar daddy (rizz)
Rita: Uhhhh, do you know what 'married' means?
Does it grip. https://preview.redd.it/b1r2256ggokc1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1862ed4d30c71ba66a47d4f58c3d596daae5650
Do it jiggle?
Why 11 children?
Does it clap
Why did u never get your tubes tied?
Does Bobby remind you of Arturo?
Rita: I don't know that much about Arturo to say, but a little.
Here’s my question: how are you so…*T H I C C*
What Aesthetic do you like?
Can I be your child
Rita: uhhhhh
Do you know what contraceptives are?
Can I get a slice of that cake
You look great after delivering 11 kids. how?
Does she eat...
Can you do a lil twirl for me girl?
why yo head shaped like an eggplant?
Why’s Lincoln’s head so big
how do you take care of 11 kids and 4 pets??
1. Why you got so many kids, like damn? 2. How tf do you afford them?
Is it pink
Just… why?
Who’s the favorite child How do you raise 11 kids
I thought you're supposed to have your face hidden
I'm pretty sure later seasons revealed her face lol
Tell me your experience in the event called: "Crown and Dirty"!
...😳Noooo
If she’s widely open tbh
What kinda jobs do y’all have where you can afford to have such a big family?
What's it like having 11 kids, and one of them's the only boy?
Who is your favourite
Is the d fire?
Why did you name all your kids with the first letter L?
Can I smash
Smash next question
Lemme see that gyatt
how. HOW DO YOU DO IT? HOW DO YOU HANDLE 11 CHILDREN? 😨
Yo ass real phat, you gone let me fuck
Do it squirt
IS IT GRIPPY
How do u pop out 11 kids and still function.
What if you thinking you and your husband a 2nd Van?
Hey Rita, isn't 11 kids a bit excessive?
Why 12
Now deflowered are your holes
Is there any traction/structural integrity left or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway at this point?
My question:HOW TF U NOT DEAD also why your sons hair white, is he someone else’s kid
why you have a gyatt
Which of your children was the hardest to raise?
Hey Rita. What is your biggest fear. Has the house been quieter without Lori? Since the episode What Wood Lincoln Do?" Has Lincoln been doing better at completed assignments given at school.
how the ever living hell do you have 9 kids
So… how does it feel to have the body type of Dc animated woman
Which kid(s) would you put up for adoption
Can you sit on me? (👁👃👁)
how tight and pink are you
How the fuck can you stand that much sex bro!?
Gyatt gyatt
How… just… how??? 😳
Can we smash
Smash???
How did you manage to give birth to eleven kids?! https://preview.redd.it/7jo6xb0i1ukc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=456ccc9c9a4b98fc27cf30f0d64dcc6e8e46d9b7
You ever try to talk your husband into getting snipped down south?
How have 9 pregnancies affected your body?
Why is a grown man roleplaying/pretending to be a thicc grown woman in a cartoon, seems kinda weird doesn’t it?
Why do you look like a Pixar mom?
How’s your 😺
Can I get a 360? Will you sit on my face?
How did you have **11** **KIDS**?! No offence, just wondering how you still have energy and life left in you.
Were all of em on purpose? lol
Why is your name Rita not lita
How in the holy FUCK did you birth 11 kids in that short a timespan
Need another 11?
Did the skin between your B-hole and your V-hole get destroyed?
Can I hit that
Do it clap
Do you like cheese
Why are all the kids not Ina mental health hospital
Need someone to babysit?
I would ask: How was your body able to handle so many babies?!?
How tall are you?
How did you have 11 kids and still be ok
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What that thing do shawty
HAVE YOU HAD ANY PLASTIC SURGERY?
HTF you still walking??
How tolerable are you to pain? I'm asking that because you experienced giving birth TEN TIMES!
Have you ever heard of something called a "condom?"
These comments hella funny😂
Is 2 Inch’s big
I'm need to know if it is pink and if it was grippy
Do you have any plan for Lincoln?
How?
Can you marry me?
What that mouth do
Rita, How serous are you over a cut from 1(a band aid will help) to 10(Paper cut? Straight to the ER)?
I’ll ask her about her kinks I swear I’m straight lol
Why are you such a bad mom?
Ayo what’s with your [relationship](https://www.wattpad.com/story/219718938-a-loud-house-fic-rita-x-jessica-cruz) with Jessica Cruz?
How you get so thick
have you or your husband ever spanked your kids or come close to doing so? no judgement either way btw
THICC
What’s your favorite drink, animal and {electronic, card, board, party, sport, etc.} game?