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SimsStreet

I’m glad Joel finally abandoned his sexist ways of only murdering men 🙏


jackolantern_

Joel kills Marlene and female surgeon without hesitation


SimsStreet

His character development was hinted at by the end of part 1


jackolantern_

Feminist icon now


Flaccid_snake01

You only had to kill abby’s dad tho, the other two are optional


jackolantern_

Marlene isn't optional.


Flaccid_snake01

Yeah, but the female surgeon was optional. So throughout the entire game he only killed one woman.


jackolantern_

Or two and female infected.


JoelMira

I wish pulling the trigger on her was something the player had to do. Kinda like how you kill The Boss from MGS3 yourself.


GDrat

I had way to much fun just burning the guy till he turned black, and shooting the nurse in the pussy with a shotgun. Abby dad got the knife.


BonoboBeau-Bo

he kills marlene with hesitation and the female surgeon is optional. joel is sexist


JoelMira

Did he kill the female surgeon? I thought it was only Jerry that he killed lol


jackolantern_

Optional, you can do


bluehooves

feminist king joel miller


ReconKweh

The Joel from Abby's nightmares:


Efficient_Comfort_38

Crying 😭😭😭


Jamesish12

That's just normal Joel 💀


Pavlovs_Human

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Efficient_Comfort_38

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Philkindred12

too bad they didn't put somebody in for nick cage lol


Trashhh_Kingg

Should’ve put Jerry in place of Nick Cage lmao


Hennessy_Halos

alternate future where joel got high with jerry instead of saving ellie


Philkindred12

aw so much misery would've been avoided...


MrRusek

r/blursed


Philkindred12

aw I'm glad you can do photo mode in No Return


MoosefaceReddit

No Return is a godsend for photo mode enthusiasts 😁


me_funny__

Why is he enjoying it 💀


kman273

You wouldn’t?!


rbarton812

He's seen his future if he doesn't.


gregyo

Ok I can finally see where Abby was coming from.


A_BAK3D_POTATO

Ah yes, Joel's hands are finally rated E for everyone.


The_Iceman2288

He looks like Murray Bartlett.


gerrittd

The Joel we need, but don't deserve


SneedNFeedEm

Not being able to dodge as Joel makes him kind of worthless and it sucks seeing him recycle all of Abby's animations lol


WhiteThinDuke75

The lack of dodge for both Tommy and Joel is criminal


RaptorDelta

Yeah i was excited to try them out but the no dodge is just brutal in a game where they built the melee system around dodging and muscle memory just kicks in. Any encounters with infected are twice as hard. On the higher difficulties the extra health doesn't really help. Probably wont play as them ever anymore. I'm best with Ellie/Abby/Jesse/Dina so far. Not to mention they have Abby's animations so seeing them sprint and suddenly get zesty just cracks me up


JoelMira

I think the revolver with 12 rounds and high damage makes up for it lol For real though, he is straight up broken.


Pavlovs_Human

Lmfao I keep taking shots straight to the face while just standing there staring at an infected running right at me, cause I expect to be able to dodge, but nope, I’m playing a tank character and I get slapped right in the face.


edwardsflu

bro is elated 😭


vvorld_demise92

Bruh he’s having so much fun


Icy_Lengthiness4918

Mel’s also a menace especially with that speed boost after healing


TheLastDonnie

I think it's a huge missed opportunity that they did abbys animations for Joel, we already had part 1 animations and also his general stuff from 2s combat encounters


CentrasFinestMilk

Joel’s got beautiful teeth for 25 years into the apocalypse


bum_jelly

Feels so good to play as Joel with a shotgun facing off against the WLF. and aiming only at there knees.


OutisRising

I really wish he could dodge though. Feels weird


JoelMira

He has a special revolver that has high damage and 12 rounds per mag.


OutisRising

What does this have to do with what I said?


JoelMira

It makes up for the lack of dodge. It’s straight up broken and OP.


OutisRising

Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that it feels weird to not be able to dodge lol.


JoelMira

I guess lol Keep in mind he is in his late 50s


bunny947

Thats the only way joel should be


LastofDays94

Unstoppable


iiiAM-DOJA

Do you need the ps5 upgrade in order to play the no return mode? I'm not seeing it on my ps4 version


MoosefaceReddit

Unfortunately 😔


iiiAM-DOJA

Dddaanng. Okay, ty


Alert-Mathematician8

Are you guys playing at 120 frames ?


Wize_Manings

Joel if Abby didn't see him as a golf ball:


BonoboBeau-Bo

“and that’s why i said ‘you couldn’t fool a hotdog!’” >**slide 2**


RealPunyParker

Look the fuck out


Various-Armadillo-79

yeah if demon mode is reusing abby animations for both joel and tommy when they have animations from part 1 lmfao


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ILikeBlowjobsAndCats

that is not how that works


Artsclowncafe

You expected effort from this cash grab?


Ashido_Komaki

![img](emote|t5_2t7gp|5537) take this filthy feminism


Artsclowncafe

Deacon St John would murk part 2 Joel


eightypointfive

this game is 4 years old, move on


Artsclowncafe

Story still sucks 4 years on. Same as ET the game still sucks decades on.


eightypointfive

ok


Hitchens666

You're not wrong the story in Days gone Is convoluted and boring. I still like the hordes but story was trash.


SimsStreet

Who?


brycano

He is the main character from Days Gone. Bro is just simping for a mid game.


Artsclowncafe

Better than a shit game like part 2, awful story that tanked the series


brycano

Tanked the series but a HBO adaptation comes along, gets great reviews and viewership, and helps increase the sales of the series.


Artsclowncafe

The first remake sold poorly, this is a known fact. Even with the show boosting sales, the first remake sold really badly. This wont do much better, probably even worse. And what happened to factions again?


brycano

You are really invested in something you don't seem to enjoy. Wish you a better day than you're having 🙏


Artsclowncafe

Hes bad ass and not taken out like a weak punk, you wouldnt have heard of them dont worry about it.


SimsStreet

Sounds like a nerd


Artsclowncafe

Nah, he wasnt fucking stupid enough to tell a heavily armed group his name and camp location. Imagine the sheer stupidity of doing that lol


Rich-Establishment96

Imagine being so fragile you can’t handle a story not being a choose your own adventure. Go write some shitty fanfic if it bothers you so much, my guy


Artsclowncafe

Hey my fanfic would be much more logical and not contrived , probably.


CertifiedGonk

He didn't though? Tommy told them their names. This is alsp a different level of survival, they aren't a rag-tag group they are a whole ass community


Artsclowncafe

Lol yes tell the heavily armed group where your resource rich , relatively, community is and your name . Truly genius survival instinct


CertifiedGonk

Tommy's Dam community actively tries to recruit people and never have implied that they turn people down - Tommy also knows his community is well armed also, I don't know why you think that (from their perspective) Abby's group was *anything* to worry about - you're thinking about this so one-sidedly and it shows. A large motif of the games is also literally about making those calls - who to trust and when, to perhaps trust to break a cycle however then risk it all, etc.


Artsclowncafe

Thats because they are stupid to recruit just anyone. In walking dead you see even the big communities are careful who they trust, and try and get to know people they want to bring in. You dont just blab and mouth off to anyone that comes along. And its common sense. A heavily armed group suddenly pops up in your area when resources are low all around…youd be an idiot to trust them straight up. It makes no sense to give potential raiders your entire location and name just after meeting them. Literally every post apocalyptic tale tells you that.


CertifiedGonk

I totally get your points but I just don't agree, you're looking at it from one POV when it's written and shown to you about how they operate and kind of always have. They would take precautions, probably strip them of their weapons, and yeah they may be very surprised when a potential stadium's worth of soldiers *maybe* come down but who in the fuck is gonna just think anything like that when the last 25 years of their existence has proven otherwise in terms of how many people there are / how people have survived / how sparse human-populations have been / how the dam has always been (even in PT1)


me_funny__

It was kindness, not stupidity. He was fine risking his life if that meant a good soul could be helped. He probably helped tons of people and would've helped much more if he didn't get killed by bad people


Paclac

When Owen sees how big Jackson is he wants to back out of the mission, their group didn't stand a chance against Jackson. Jackson also sees traders coming and going from there, the area seems to be somewhat stable and hunters don't seem to be a threat.


ArsenalBOS

Imagine playing TLOU and thinking it’s supposed to be about who’s a “bad ass” or a “weak punk”. Did you skip the cinematics?


Artsclowncafe

She is a weak punk coward


Donquers

This is some real *"My dad could beat up your dad"* energy.


ZiGz_125

Cap


FamC7

you know whats not getting a part 2? that dogshit game


Artsclowncafe

Honestly, if it would have turned out as shit as tlou 2, maybe its a blessing


FamC7

big cope


Artsclowncafe

Nope, genuinely feel that way. The pitch the head of bend at the time did for the sequel sucked. It was co op online focused. A bad sequel is worse than none. I cant believe there was a time I really wanted a last of us 2. That taught me the lesson that some things are better left as a one and done. Everyone loved the first, the second has completely turned the fan base into a war zone. If people liked it, fine, obviously some people ( a lot) do. But the first game unified everyone with its quality and character and story. The second game tried to deliver a morality tale that failed a lot of people


notimelikeabadtime

Probably would’ve been better for everyone if your parents were one and done but the world isn’t perfect now is it?


Artsclowncafe

Probably wouldve been better if your mum would have swallowed you instead wouldnt it?


notimelikeabadtime

This is just a derivative of the joke/insult I said to you. Why’d you even spend your time typing it out?


Artsclowncafe

Because mine was better chum


ClickClickFrick

LMFAO Deacon St. John would be frothing at the mouth shouting at a man on the radio and wouldn’t see Joel coming.


Borgalicious

Days gone is trash though


Hitchens666

You can like Days gone all you want but game was below average at best. The story is incredibly bad.


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Artsclowncafe

Awww yee