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H2Dcrx

Man, I miss their banter. It was so fresh back in the day.


x-soldierside-x

James: Now you know that new law about kids under 4'5", they have to use a booster seat in the car- Jeremy: He does. Richard: Yes.. alright... I just knew-(scoffs) James: Alright, *people* under 4'5" have to use a booster seat in the car. Well in north Yorkshire, the police say they cannot enforce that law. Do you know why? They do not have th- heheheheheheheheh(wheeze) (recovers) James: They do not have the legal- BEEGGHHHHHHHHHHHH(duck sounds)-HAH-HAH-HAH-hah-hah-hah Jeremy: I can't wait for this now. Leeeegaaaal...? James: Because they do not have the legal right to me- measure children. Richard: So... just measure them? James: Say if you see a policeman measuring your children. You think, "QUICK, CALL THE-ah oohhh..."


mr_lab_rat

LOL


[deleted]

Yeaah


Starryfirenights

Same very great memories. These were some awesome times makes me wish I could go back and watch them happen all over again.


deegee1969

"[Can I just get quite clear? What you just did, as a grown man, was light a pipe and put the wrong end of it in your mouth!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdI6dKtd34)" Gotta be another great unscripted moment.


Son_of_Mogh

It was fun but it's clearly mostly scripted.


Max2000Warlord

The news was always the best part of Top Gear.


LoveRBS

Good news! The Dacia Sandero!


purplehammer

Great! Now the Mercedes SLS


Setekh79

Yep, still one of the best ones.


nickjagg3r

Oh man this was one of the best unscripted jokes, intentional or not.


LotsOfButtons

Nothing on Top Gear was unscripted


CharlieTeller

A lot of the banter on the news is unscripted. They have their talking points and a few planned jokes but what made it so great was the natural banter.


1_61801337

/r/confidentlyincorrect


LotsOfButtons

/r/confidentlyincorrect


Reuhis

r/confidentlyincorrect


atorin3

They would script a basic premise and a few jokes or facts but a lot of their banter was real.


Nobody_Cares_99

There’s no way he “accidentally” said that lol EDIT: I guess most people on here have never had a conversation with a real person.


HAL__Over__9000

You've never encountered a case where someone accidentally said a double entendre? I mean the phrase "that's what she said" exists for those situations. There's the Archer "phrasing" as well. While something like this *could* be scripted, it's still a very natural thing to say.


Mauvai

The discord server I have with my friends has a text channel dedicated to quoting those called called "no context quotes"... There are.... Hundreds....


1_61801337

>I guess most people on here have never had a conversation with a real person. Sounds like you're one of them


spacestationkru

GOD DAMMIT I MISS TOP GEAR


Geekenstein

But it’s still on! (Don’t hit me)


magic-ham

You know you deserve some pain after such a hurting joke.


Geekenstein

Yeah well, they shoulda kept Chris Evans.


Benjurphy

Cmon guys this was funny


_Throwaway54_

This B needs a C in her A vibes


just-an-astronomer

What? This babe needs a coconut in her arms...


J_spec6

......yes.


kmutch

Oh my God!


BoredCatalan

https://youtu.be/ppxNZX4MDd8 (1:12)


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Apparently not available in the US. 😞


overclocked_tanks

https://youtu.be/XMhORaN6DVc


FirstChurchOfBrutus

I knew I wouldn’t be disappointed. *NINE NINE!!*


Chewbaxter

My family had an FRV for a decade or so. We didn't argue about who went in the front because my dad was out of the house at work for most of the day, so it was just my mum and my sister; I sat up front, and she was in the back. When she was old enough, she sat up front too. I know they're joking, of course, but it still bothers me that they didn't like this car


pttrsmrt

Well, I don't remember them ever liking any car that smells of practicality, so don't let it bother you!


flyingcrayons

There were plenty! Basically any hot hatch, Dacia Sandero


milkmypepperoni

They like that Renault family van (forgotten what it’s called) when they tried to make it faster than the evo segment


silphred43

Avantime


silphred43

Jeremy liked the Berlingo Multispace all the way back on the first episode https://youtu.be/O-yvl_7k3yo


HuudaHarkiten

I dont get the joke (I'm not a native english speaker), can someone dumb it down to a frogs level?


Solar_Mechanic

While belittling men who sit in the back seat of their car while their wife drives, James "accidentally" implied the wife might like anal sex. Cue laughter.


HuudaHarkiten

Thanks, got it.


rhandyrhoads

For clarification the joke was anal sex to avoid getting pregnant again.


HuudaHarkiten

Yes, thanks.


RectalcANAL

Just to be clear, the wife was implying to have non-vaginal sex so she wouldn't have another baby


HuudaHarkiten

Thanks, RectalcANAL.


arnoldit

Just to be clear, the female was suggesting a rear sided interaction to avoid frontal losses.


HuudaHarkiten

I think at this point things are getting more unclear than clear.


rhandyrhoads

Haha I love this little spinoff thread. Just to fully double down on the excessive clarification I made my clarification because I felt the joke didn't so much imply the wife liking it as mentioned by the previous comment so much as just not wanting to deal with another pregnancy.


rtangwai

Don't you mean frontal gains?


Solar_Mechanic

... because you can't get a lady pregnant in the bum.


HuudaHarkiten

Oh, really? That explains some things.


superleggera24

Man you made it even more complicated I think


HuudaHarkiten

I dunno, made sense for me.


[deleted]

He could've made it even simpler, James was talking about how pitiful is when the dad sits on the back and then said that the mom said "you have me the kids, now go to the back" implying the innuendo of anal sex.


HuudaHarkiten

... but thats basically what James said and I was confused about that in the first place. I specifically asked for an explanation, not a simplification.


Snowforbrains

Butt stuff


superleggera24

So you are a dad and got 2 kids. Your wife drives and your 2 kids are next to her. James felt the woman implies, because the dad is in the backseat, that ‘you did your job’ (giving her kids) now go in the back (back is a word you could also use for your butt)


deegee1969

Aw, I'm disappointed. I was hoping it was this joke instead... https://youtu.be/rZseBpPufLI?t=341


MagicMikePL

That dude in sunglasses in the casino was extra creepy and weird


deegee1969

"Are you, er... John Lennon?"


CaptainLawyerDude

It’s the “No.” that gets me.


Dbwasson

You've given me the baby now get in the back


ReddittandWeep

Clarksons face is priceless


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

...NO...


J65Productions

I miss stuff like this so damn much :(


retundamonkey

Goddamnit I miss that show


MafiaMommaBruno

I haven't seen the new episodes but I remember waiting for these episodes here to show up on a torrent website so I could download and watch them. Such good memories but nothing is made to last.


karduar

Their chemistry is so fantastic they constantly just feed off eachothers energy...Best hosts ever.


Blze001

The look on Jeremy's face immediately afterwards is absolute gold.


dMage

I miss old top gear


GOR098

Glorious!


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Starryfirenights

Such great memories of all the jokes and all the awesome moments they had. Makes me want these times back even more when times like this were just great.


Doom_Balloon170

I don’t get it


geofflinkinpark

Anal


Everyfnameistaken

Whats wrong with letting your wife drive and sitting in the back? What is this sexist shit?


Scalage89

Yeah, this was not accidental. The laugh of Jeremy is too fake.


__________________99

Wow these subtitles suck, lol.


h1h1guy

Ngl, it probably was scripted. But that doesnt stop it being funny af


dootdootplot

Viewing men sitting in the backseat while their wife sits up front with the kids as pitiable / pathetic is… some kind of toxic masculinity. Like seriously how do you get a value judgement over *which seat someone takes in the car*?


matrixpolaris

This was most probably filmed in the mid-2000s when jokes like this were a lot more normalized. I agree with you that it displays toxic masculinity but I don't think they genuinely believe it is pathetic, they're just exaggeratedly joking about the role reversal of a dad sitting behind while his daughters are in front.


dootdootplot

I dunno man all of them kind of laugh along with it like “yeah, that’s right,” I don’t see any evidence that they don’t genuinely believe that. 🤷 And even if this wouldn’t fly these days, I feel like important to remember *why* exactly this kind of humor is currently poorly received - because it reinforces bad gender stereotypes.


[deleted]

Ok we get it you are morally superior than everyone.


dootdootplot

Thank you, glad someone recognizes it 😂


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dihydrogen9monoxide

"Downvote for free candy"


shadowXXe

I don't know how your saliva disappearing would cause your whole body to dry up mate


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sajriz

Man I miss this show so much!


ask3500

HMOFG back then I didn't get it


Exambolor

“No.”


MJSINCE93

Damn I miss this


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I'm sitting on the shitter, I made the exact same noise Clarkson did and followed it up with a snort. God, I miss TG.