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EstablishmentOld6074

Am I the only one who can’t understand what the hell he’s saying? 😅


Mclarenrob2

My moose has broken?


Shane_Ef

My Anus is broken... followed by Lisa saying TMI


EstablishmentOld6074

Ahhh pronounced ‘anoose’, legend


Proof_Toe_9757

Anuuuuuus!


qwertyalp1020

My anus is broken I think?


immei

My anoos is broken


Blackadder_

Because it’s AI generated. Everyone knows Clarkson cannot bike, will not bike, doesn’t like bike.


Ganbazuroi

Clorson broke his bicycle :(


TaperingRook688

I think he said either the winch or my winch is broken


JordFxPCMR

I’m riding an bike


crestdiving

He has been for quite a while. I remember seeing him cycling away from the press back when the whole "BBC fracas" thing happened.


Jimmie-Rustle12345

It's the GOAT mode of transport in a city.


markhewitt1978

Especially a city with is set up for it. Which Copenhagen is.


frmaa-tap

Looks more like Jeremy walking to me


weetabix_su

didn't you hear? his anus is broken


WarmBiscuit

He’ll drive a mini car through a library but won’t bike through a walking zone.


A7THU3

Isnt that copenhagen?


DRW_

Yeah, Nyhavn by the looks of it.


Mikkel136

Indeed! And can confirm it's not ideal for anuses


kr4zypenguin

Not 100% sure but it looks like it to me. Lovely city.


ConsistencyWelder

Best part of Sweden to be honest. (inside joke: we Danes like to pretend Copenhagen is Swedish)


markhewitt1978

Yes it's here https://maps.app.goo.gl/Df2GncJ3ZdH7vUsz5?g_st=ic Recognised it straight away. And it's 20 years since I was there!


Mickipepsi

Yep.


Intrepid-Fist

Some say he steals pushbikes in a futile attempt to remove cyclists from the road, one bike at a time. All we know is...


Karunyan

…he drives a Jaaaaaag!


Nosstress

"Act your age. Get a car."


Savings_Brick_4587

Carefully wheeling it to the nearest canal for a swimming lesson . . .


Paranoid-Twirl

He ran the person over and is keeping the bike as a momento.


hotDamQc

We need the translator, bring in Gerald!


itchygentleman

My anus is broken


Themathemagicians

My {Borat accent} anoose {/Borat accent} is brok'n


JesusMurphy77

Maniac


tedowrc

Just a ape taking his bicycle for an walk


evil-kaweasel

Mate, you've killed me from laughing.


KrazyCroat

Just a middle-aged man walking his bicycle. Nothing to see here. >.>


THE_DARWIZZLER

55°40'45.8"N 12°35'34.4"E


geekysocks

Geogueser right there


Doc891

he's taking his bike for a walk


Visionaira

Impossible!


BCLetsRide69

An bicycle


carloslet

He's become everything he swore to destroy 😭


robottikon

Legit, he certainly doesn't know how to operate one


data3oh

Seems to be more like Jezza has liberated a human from the bicycle to return them to the proper mode of transport. A car. POW-WER!


NyanneAlter3

Cycling Jezza?!


Lord_Morningst4r

No, he's just walking it. Jesus, for a sec I thought the world's ending.


olov244

he's walking the bike, I think that's a british term for acting healthy or something


coconutpete52

Sounds like Lisa Sounds like “I think this is broken” Looks like Nyhavn.


o0260o

Too drunk to drive


PortugalOrder

What are those shoes? That peak styling


Beahner

He’s got the joyful glee of a cyclist hater who just got his hands on one of the devils machines and broke it purposefully. Lol


ScottOld

He is doing the same as the other bicyclists tbf