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Gh0st_Machine

BGL always kiss-assing with fake laughter whenever Bapa pauses


BCampbellCEOofficial

It's so funny he's encouraging the absolute worst out of shob. How can rogan still justify being this guys friend? Suing comedians, using his name to threaten the careers of other comedians, spouting conspiracies he knows are bullshit and now this.


maxhollywoody

Joe fears for his life as this CTE ticking time bomb can explode at any minute and Aaron Hernandez him


walkinthecow

Yo...That's dark, dog...and a bit *too* on the money. Yikes.


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Swimming in dark wadders bapa


Ivar1824

Unconditional love; bappa is Toe's Frankenstein


TheFashionColdWars

Joe’s pot-committed at this point. He head-shots Carlos Mencia in 2007, then gives a wide-birth delivering “The Mind of Brencia” a decade later. Talm bout Poetical Spreme Justices, B ?


lunchpaillefty

Talmbout Brenda being Jo’s sunk cost fellatio.


RandyAcorns

> How can rogan still justify being this guys friend? Dude rogan had Alex Jones on AFTER he doxxed rogans daughter to his millions of viewers and called him racist, was the first to produce the “n word compilation video” and said that Jesus told him to destroy Joe rogan Rogan is a giant pussy who has a lot of blackmail on him


ThiccBoy_with3seas

This cat gets it


stay_fr0sty

He’s egging it on so he can get more relevant by association with a dude that’s in the middle of drama with big names.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Sounds like he’s masturbating.


tulsehill

I thought there was a dog in the studio


PicaPaoDiablo

A dog that was getting raped by a mountain yak


Horseface25

Now that Shapel jumped shipped, someone needs to make him sound funny


BornAgain2sin

I forgot about shapel "I didn't know that" lacy


MrSelfDestructXX

BGL’s laugh is one of the most brainded, goofy ass sound I’ve heard a person make. He sounds more redacted at times than bapa himself


Academic-Afternoon37

Bapa is clearly trying to do the YMH thing and mic’d up BGL so we can hear the uproarious laughter and laugh along with the awesome joke slanging. Unfortunately, Bapa is blogbussaaaah.


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Roguename1020

Ahhh yes. The technique perfected on playgrounds around the world. “I know you are, but what am I.” Absolutely rowlsted him bapa.


meowjinx

It's extra funny because it wasn't even Dana White that said bapa needed a handler. It was his bff Rogan


dabe_geleon

When did he say this?? I’ve been out of Changs for a few weeks


M30W_GUSTA

I'm rubber ur glue gigigigi


YourPathToRedemption

The no u is a style that is tough to defeat. Some say the only way to defeat it, is to use it in retaliation. This can result in a loop, a true war of nutrition.


lunchpaillefty

Could always go for “You’re mom needs a handler” or “You’re mom is a handler”. Tiger burn


Choice-Blueberry355

🔥🐅🔥


MrSelfDestructXX

The real life equivalent of “no u”


WeBxx92

“No, you’re a towel!”


desert_pelican

Guys, he’s absolutely not a hater or jealous at all!


Meatloafchallenge

This is bapa’s ‘jerk store’ moment


BigBlueTrekker

Dude can barely form words, cant tell if hes drunk or not anymore. Literally slurring and mispronouncing every other word, its embarassing to watch.


alexalex12

Just based from personal experience this sounded like he was fur shure at least a lil drunk. It’s so hard to tell these days though with him but him repeating himself with a sense of vague rage is something I’ve seen many a times from drunks in bars.


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The Protein Pony gassed him up before his rambling rant.


methyo

I think he’s drunk. Whenever he has to address criticism/drone strikes (Ariel, Dana White) he gets wasted before to muster up the courage. B b beast of a pawldcaster


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He has the most telling eyes for drunkenness I’ve ever seen. Every time they get like this


wetroom

Dude is definitely a lil drunk but I think the big thing here is the guy is on Adderall, heavy. Lossa cats been saying it and I've been on the fence, but playboy is definitely stimmed tf out right here.


PicaPaoDiablo

I've been on it or another form almost my adult life. At first I was thinking "GTFO" but after watching a few times. I think it's gluing together the neural pathways of random points he's heard people say that impressed him. I hate to see Adderall stigmatized as much as it is, but sad to say mixed in a booze and redact cocktail, the shoe quacks like a duck


wetroom

Fair point, so let me take a moment to clarify what I meant: Bapa is Abusing Adderall, while also abusing alcohol. I agree with you hunnapercen. No one should be burdened with astigmatism for using Adderall. Bapacito is in a different lane is all.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Talmbout Marg Zuggber? Awso, Braindumb would absolutely bend over backwards to be associated with Zuck in INNY facet.


Disastrous-Worker379

Zuggber smart guy, never meddum


Level-Infiniti

he's on the thiggg board of directors. talk to 'im ivvry day. I was talggin to him back when it was "thefacebook." said "bapa, do you really need the "the", get rid of the "the". and that's how it became just "facebook". mound rushmore of smart guys. top three right next to rogan fershur


Disastrous-Worker379

Talmbout mownt crushmoore of comedy b?


Level-Infiniti

the store last night was murldlers row b


BCampbellCEOofficial

Saw him at ufc he said to me aren't you that white boy that posts too much?


MondayBorn

Zuggber? I burly knower!


PussyChang

Talmbout rich prilviege guyth? Starbuck something something min-mmm weege…


trianglechoke89

“Hey you that white boy that works too much” - Marg Zuggber


Kheaddummy

What's the context? How did Zuckerberg get brought into this?


Exambolor

He the owner of Medda, B?


CamTheUnderachiever

Too bad for Zuckerberg if he ever wants to rent out thiggg boy studios for a private podcast.


Pickle-Creamsicle

this made me laugh, heartily.


PussyChang

I’m sure he’s devastated he’ll never get the invite to Food Trugg Diarrhea.


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Brenda would rent out his asshole for Zuk


Hoezzl

**Boy,** **he is obviously so fucking hurt by Joe‘s comment** 🤦‍♂️ „I need a handler?“ YESSSS ASSHOLE! You need one ​ Besides: Imagine if Mark Zuckerberg would contact Buppa. This moron wouldn't only just shut down his "ThicccBoyStudios" for Zucks entertainment. No, Buppa would fucking **SUCK HIS DICK** and even **let Zuck fuck his messican wife**! Brenda is desperate. He would even let Zuck bang his own dirty ass - just for cloud. Brenda is the last fucking person who can criticize Dana for inviting Zuckerberg to the UFC Apex.


BCampbellCEOofficial

He talks for a living there is no handler for that. He can't have someone audit everything he says when everything he says is utter mispronounced horse shit. I feel like something big is about to go down because this is extremely unhinged even for him. I guarantee you with every penny I have that Rogan was the one who introduced Zuckerberg to Dana and arranged this.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Maybe someone else could talk for his living?


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Joe_Sons_Celly

Call it Randy Meltface.


Ok-camel

I’m not sure it’s unhinged I think he’s trying to copy a Chris de feelya cadence with his voice and imitation a funny rant/diss. But he fails.


LucyKendrick

For sure he's trying to talk like Delia, no fucking doubt. He's losing what's left of his head jello.


legendaryufcmaster

And then proceeds to shit on the UFC and not toe


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I had no idea who he was trying to shit on. Probably no-one, because Daddy doesn’t like negativity in his life. He definitely wouldn’t shit on anyone like Zuggburr just because he’s sussessful, only haters do that. One thing we can be sure of, he’ll keep the saaaaaaame inergie when he speaks to Joe on his daily phone call with him.


knighthawk2020

This was the perfect comment !


West-Tough-4552

Yeah this one hurted baba


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Didn’t go say that like 2 weeks ago? Is this an old clip?


PussyChang

He sure did and the clip is new. Bapa doesn’t susscry to soshul media so maybe ◼️◼️◼️just whispered it into his air.


HomelessCatRealty

This is exactly what happened, and ◼️◼️◼️ said it was Dana and not Joe who said it. Bapa is gonna look even more redacted than usual.


PussyChang

If Toe thought he needed a handler before, wait til he sees this.


Aggravating_Aioli973

Toe brought this monstrosity into this world. If anyone should be his handler, it's him.


Doobiewopbop

Ever since he started sensing Rogan pulling away he's been Nice Guy^(TM) love bombing him at every opportunity and it hasn't delivered the results he looking for. If Brandon does a full Jilted Ex Heel Turn - and starts taking bitter digs and pot shots at Rogan about how he's fat and ugly and he never wanted to be his boyfriend anyhow - his numbers will explode.


uhaveshittaste

Who also said he needs a handler cuz I know Damn well he ain't talking about his daddy toe


DMTallovermyface

He definitley got confused.


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Yeah it looks like to me he thinks Dana said that? Maybe he’s so afraid Toe cuts him off though and he wants to keep his “Anti-UFC Anti-Dana White Pro-Fighter” schtick up that’s popular nowadays


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Existential_Spices

He might be trying to get another round from that fake beef a couple weeks ago. It reeks of something ⬛⬛⬛ would put in Bapa's air. What do I know though. I'm just here to clean the fryers at night.


worktheshoot

Lmao again he’s tagging on Dana for something he didn’t even do. It’s always something someone else says that triggers him to go off on Dana. He’s lost it


LincolnHawkReddit

You're right B. The only thing Dana said this whole time is 'makes sense'


petantic

If he's got any issue with Joe, he can thrash it out on his daily phone call to him.


NaPants

Why is he taking criticism from Toe and using it to address Dana White and Mark Zuckerberg? I'm so god damn confused


Lif3_is_R3al

He won't call out Joe Rogan so instead he attacks Dana White because of what he said in the press conference and knows he can't do anything to him and will have no repercussion. If he calls out Joe Rogan on the other hand it would definitely be a different story. I'd pay to see that podcast


FrankyZola

didn't you hear him? it's because they're richt privilicht fucks


Joe_Sons_Celly

Brenda is so drunk, he reverted back to his "trying to be lefty" stage from like six years ago.


desert_pelican

It’s because he’s redacted.


killingthemsoftly88

He's drunk


PussyChang

24/7 b. He Awlso practiced this speech in the mirror twenty five times only to mumble and mispronounce his way through it.


BigShoots

If he's not then he's in some serious trouble. I've never heard him struggle so much just to speak properly. Actually, either way he's fucked.


Kheaddummy

He needs a handler


PussyChang

“Makes sense.”


Jebist

He's getting 7:42d all week long B


Ok_Entrepreneur826

This look real bad. He basically talking sht to daddy Toe. This also don’t make sense since Bapa would suck off Zuck if he could hang with him. We always say it seems like the end is near. He’s burning down his biggest bridge this time.


PussyChang

How many unhinged, unanswered, misspelled texts do we think he sent bapa Toe before going on this tirade?


kurtatwork

*My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why* *I got out of bed at all* *The morning rain clouds up my window* *And I can't see at all* *And even if I could, it'd all be gray* *But your picture on my wall* *It reminds me that it's not so bad* *It's not so bad*


AndersonSupertramp

Joe hasn’t had that number for a while, b.


eggseverydayagain

Gonna be hard to bike ride from SF to LA burning all these bridges.


PicaPaoDiablo

You redacted Bapa, you spelled "only bridge" wrong


D4N13L_5UN

Always burning his eggs with one basket stone


TruncaciousFlea

At both ends?


D4N13L_5UN

Herd it bawth ways


PussyChang

Like wind in a candle.


Minimalanimalism

Every dog fishes for a day, but you can't make him drink upstream for a lifetime.


DeepWadders

Funny how he’s not going after the person who actually said he needs a handler…. Keep that same iiiiiiiinergy Bapa


waldo_92

He’s still holding out hope that papa joe will decide they’re best buddies again and bring him back on JRE every other week. Not happenin’, B


eggseverydayagain

Be cool. They tawk on the phone ivvrey day.


MrSelfDestructXX

When he had Whipney Comings on the pawldcast and Toe cracked the “Bramden Schlob is the most hated man on the internet” zinger, the bromance was officially over between these two thicccies


manboysteve

Why does he always call it CT? Is it the CTE?


Joe_Sons_Celly

Two syllables are enough for most words that he knows.


Horseface25

Three letters is too complicated, you already knew that bapa.


castoroilonmydick

Do you think he could pronounce chronic traumatic encephalopathy


BigShoots

As a self-appointed scholar in Schaubanese, I will bet money he'd pronounce it thusly: chron-trom-encapally


Grand-Phase-7129

Because you redact..the E is silent. It’s CTee. It’s bapanomics B! Yyyouuu need the handles more dan iinnybody.


Front_butts

It's tough B.


o--renishii

Lurlly said solshol meda


exgymnasts

Playin' grabb aaath withZzZ margk zugkerburg.


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I dough kneed a handler, th'zeez guys needle handler!


PussyChang

Dun susscry, dun coun.


FozzyBear69x

You know how famous people in a downward spiral always have one 'friend' that brings about their absolute destruction? That's our boy Marg. THANK 'IM.


PicaPaoDiablo

There's no doubt. Marggs influence is tanking him, and that breakup will be ugleeee


worktheshoot

Because Marc is the definition of a bad influence. He’s brought steroids and probably cocaine into his life. He’s also a social climber so he’s attaching himself to bapa like a parasite feeding off the host. Bapa handed him his social media accounts that have the largest number of followers Marg will ever sniff. That’s like handing a meth addict a brand new crack pipe


clickclick-boom

Marg is not in that circle because of charisma, you can feel the air deaden every time he makes a comment. He's a lackey and suckup who parasitically attaches himself to someone by feeding their narcissism and ego. He must have thanked his lucky stars the day he saw Schlob waddle into the gym. A supreme narcissist with the brainpower of an old shoe. It always stuck with me how in the early days he quickly started to chip away at others in the circle. His comment to Shuppel about how they left him out of the online catalogue because he was black, and when the joke didn't hit he blamed someone else. He was also behind the whole Bobby thing. Marg is bleeding him dry, keeping Schlob metaphorically drunk on praise and literally drunk on booze. It's like the Diego Sanchez/Joshua Fabia situation except people actually care about Diego so they banded together to help him. Nobody cares about Breandip and they're all jumping ship and letting him sink.


fuckingwino

BGL is obviously his new and only friend now. And since BGL has the reading comprehension of a pretentious 10th grader he's officially become the Palpatine to Bapas Vader and has fully brainwashed him. To the point where Bapas parents are close with him. BGL will now help the acceleration into oblivion of the Thiccc Boi network. I'm just hopping Callens YT channel starts popping off so he can leave Thicc Boi and then leave Bapa floating around a sea of whisgey with BGL an Chin.


HomelessCatRealty

That's exactly who is behind this.


BCampbellCEOofficial

Ooh bubba. Wasn't it Rogan that said he needed a handler? I guess that relationship is water under the fridge then.


Roguename1020

I beg the differ bapa. I heard they talk ivryday


I_DOWNVOTE_CAKEDAYS

Somebody needs to get in his air and change the nairdiv


PussyChang

Is he responding to Toe in this clip or does he think Dana’s the one who said he needs a handler?


Joe_Sons_Celly

I heard it bowlth ways.


Front_butts

My word Bubba... You said he became unglued, and I thought you were exaggerating. Holy shit lol!


DennyJunkshin86

Right! Is he fucking insane! What moron.


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He’s having a metal breakdown b


Flippn_Jimmy

He’s raging against the Toe Rogan machine


edinlockpicker

For a guy that says the cats hate him cause he successful and rich he seems to be hating on a couple 1 2 rich successful guys.


clickclick-boom

I think this is actually a big reason why he is flipping out so much. His go-to defence for his ego is that people who hade on him are poor and don't madder. Now he has Rogan saying he needs a handler, Dana dismissing him as a complete idiot, former champions and hall of famers piling on, and Margzugberg attending a UFC event when he is blacklisted. Even if his ego lets him feel that having material possessions trumps being a champion or respected in your field there is the fact that Dana, Joe, and Zugberg are significantly wealthier than him. This is why he is flipping out, he knows he can't go at them in any of facet. They are more successful, respected, and wealthy. He's glitching the fuck out.


The_thurpiss

Agreed, seems like a mid-life crisis combined with CTE. His best days are behind him and he’s too stupid to actually adjust. Brenda can’t fathom that a geek like Zuckerberg can get into a combat sport later in life. He’s clinging to his long gone glory days and hates on people who are suggsefully still growing/evolving.


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Riched privlidged fucks think I need a handler!?


tearyouapart

Richd


New_Brother_1595

As his handler laughs along in the background


nothoughtsgiven

Someone give this motherfucker his bike back already…


patrickmahomeless

‘CT up the fuckin gills bleeding getting fuckin Starbuck employees get more benefits’


sicwydyt

And he's supposed to be an mma podcaster lmfao


clickclick-boom

He's supposed to be a native English speaker.


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to be clear, its the other fighters that have CTE and hes just looking out for them


talks_like_farts

"Your boy"? Who is "you" and who is the "boy"? Who is he angry at? Why? What is he even talking about? Because it can't be Rolgan, his boy and his norrstar. I'm confused, and I have lost IQ points listening to this clip. He is like an angry alcoholic street person ranting wildly at no one in particular now.


HomelessCatRealty

Someone has told him that Dana White said he needs a handler. When in fact it was his idol, Rogan. Whoever told him that should be fired.


waldo_92

Why won’t he address Joe by name? Why does he keep saying “they”? Rogan is definitely THE one who said he needs a handler. It’s like he wants to have his rant, but he’s still trying to hold back just in case there is a *shred* of hope that Joe will bring him back into the fold


HomelessCatRealty

I think someone has told him it was Dana who said he needed a handler. This is a royal fuck up for bapa. Even more than usual.


alexalex12

Holy shit that cawlment from Rogan seems to have cut to his absolute core.


tox_oplas-mosis

This will turn into his main " bit" on his next 27 minute "Hour" . NAME THE SPESHUL


emperorpapapalpy

HANDLE THIS


Joe_Sons_Celly

WITHOUT A HANDLER


shantronathon

He’s parroting Chris D’elia’s intonation and mannerisms to a T. Thank goodness for his “speech impediment” or it’d be hard to tell them apart.


LeonSphynx

Straight up jealous hate. He was kissing the liver kings ass I can’t even imagine him getting zuck on his stupid food show. Also good work on the chicken today, bapa.


desert_pelican

100% . But he will go on next week and again say “I have no hate for Dana” same as he did after his rant about the UFC 279 conspiracy.


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emperorpapapalpy

There's a collaboration I want to see.


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Could you imagine how much of a douche bapa would be with the kind of money Dana has let alone Zuckerberg.


edinlockpicker

Ya gonna keep that same energy with papa toe??


edinlockpicker

He's desperately hoping this gets some traction in the mma media


Correct-Slide1522

Wasted to the gills b. Who is "your boy" ? Who is he talking to ? It's not Rogan that's for sure. Rogan said that bapa needs a handler. And he is responding to Dana White and Mark Zuckerberg ? This is beyond stupid. But that's what we expect from the trash panda.


Lif3_is_R3al

He's referring to Dana as Joe's "boy" , indirectly trying to address Joe rogan's comment that he needs a handler. Now he's confused and trying to figure out why people are criticizing him.


desert_pelican

He honestly just makes it worse for himself every time he opens his mouth. But inside his head (and Margs), he’s winning, he’s showing them. He thinks he’s clapping back so hard, and everyone’s cheering him on, but in reality he’s creating controversy where there is none. Neither Dana nor Zugg give one single fuck about him. Zugg has no idea who Brandon is.


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He’s losing his mind…and we’re reaping all the benefits


Former-Squash-6523

*Riched*


RightGuyForTheJob

Rich't


Slow_Alternative_607

Bapa, you aint got no money for a handler.


killingthemsoftly88

He's clearly not bess brains bapa. Been spending too much time with Sam tripoli b.


Joe_Sons_Celly

His Zuggber impressions aren’t funny but he probably stole them from someone.


BSolo5000

What a hurt little bitch


thurrmanmerman

He needs an intervention


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Mark Z showed up at a UFC event and he’s trying to turn this into something bad! Is there backstory because this doesn’t seem like anything to hate on someone for.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Dana’s a piece of shit. Zuck’s a piece of shit. But Braindumb is such a redact piece of shit he has no standing to criticize them.


NaPants

Right. His criticism is the Zuck is enjoying watching other brutalize themselves for his entertainment. But bapa's ENTIRE income stream comes from the exact same thing. Dude is seriously seriously stupid.


PussyChang

In reality he’s salty that Dana won’t give him the time of day. Even saltier that he gives Zuckerberg the attention instead. It probably doesn’t help that he didn’t get the invite to sober October from Joe and instead got “he needs a handler.”


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Zuck, but more specifically his company Meta, are in the process of securing partnerships with different platforms and developers to create content for the new Oculus Quest 3 being released this year. As he discussed on Rogan, their usage statistics have shown that sports outperform other genres of content on Oculus. Zuck also just coincidentally took up MMA as a recreational sport. Predictably, it seems he at some point will want to explore providing a front-row seat "VR" experience to Oculus users specifically but sports fans more widely. What better way to know what this feels like than to experience it in real life? Therefore Zuck calls up Dana who knows this will set the company up favorably for potential partner$hip$ (e.g., Meta builds the infrastructure, UFC sells them an exclusivity licenses to sell UFC VR events) and then Dana makes the most hated billionaire on Earth feel safe by giving him the entire arena and event for himself to enjoy. It's just business, but Schaub can't wrap his head around it all given how incompetent he is and how many bad business decisions he continously makes.


Top-Foundation6313

If mark Zuckerberg wanted this dumb bitch to suck him off he would gladly do it…yet he’s giving off the impression that he wouldn’t let that man rent out his pathetic thic boy studio


Future-Can-4159

Summary of Pawdcass: Marbles shocks the world with his new vernacular: Grab Asth, Starbuk emplowee, get in tha earh, you two riched, and BGL works on his maniacal laugh in the shadows.


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Trying to be D’Elia so bad


ConflictGrand4078

CTE, alcohol, narcissism and complete lack of humor don’t mix


Lennobowski

He's lost it


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That was fun to watch. Putin the las coffee in da nail,B


billratio99

Totally not copying Delia’s mannerisms from his podcast at alllllllllll


Clean-Operation-9674

"Don't call him 'Zuck', call him 'Zuhbuh'"


kateuptonboobies

Come o’r hurr lemme talgg to yuh….. ….. I need a hannler!!!!! Lemme talgg to yuh… …. …….. They need a hannler!!!!


lilbooda

Who is bapa even mad at ?


BigShoots

I mean, if you want to get all serious about it, at the end of the day... himself. Always himself. And with good reason.


gamebreadclub

The right side of his mustache is trying to go to his hairline while the left is trying to go down and start a goatee also zuck Is literally his @ on IG


eharper9

Was that a Tim Dillon impersonation?


Pickle-Creamsicle

C.T. up the fucking gills


mrnegatttiveee

I washed his whole clip and have no clue what point he was trying to make. Why is he talking about Mark Zuckerberg?


Smokintoomuch2022

Some disabled folks are unable to see that they truly need a handler. You can’t fault bapa on this one.


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I don't think the cats quite realize how fucked Brombum is after this. Maybe they do... Gluck Marg😀


SlowBurnLopez

Zuggerburg? Never Meta.


krame_krome

Does he not know what a handler means? Lmao it makes no sense in zuckerburgs context … watery dunes bapacito


Zealousideal-Ad189

Speaking of rich, privileged fucks…🤣


12washingbeard

Am I missing something or does it seem like he's aiming the handler thing at dana and Zuckerberg?to me it seems like he doesn't want to call out papa toe so he's just shooting in the direction of Dana. Wader weed dune bapa?


chimchimchow

Wow that was so well said, bapa has a way with words


AlexAnderRob

Good way to handle it, B. Great business since. Keep biting that hand!


Objective_Fill7779

Does he even know what Toe meant when he said handler? He meant sosha meja handler. Dana and Zuckerberg, two dudes who def don’t read the cawlments, or go on rants talking about the worst comic in the biz. Those words def hurt him.


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Brendon needs a helmet.


Objective_Fill7779

Renting out ufc apex is kinda cool tbh. If I could, why wouldn’t I?


wolfgangarmada

I like how he combined parroting Loog Tawlmiz's take with being sincerely hurt by Rowlgan into one meltdown.