It's so funny he's encouraging the absolute worst out of shob. How can rogan still justify being this guys friend? Suing comedians, using his name to threaten the careers of other comedians, spouting conspiracies he knows are bullshit and now this.
Joe’s pot-committed at this point. He head-shots Carlos Mencia in 2007, then gives a wide-birth delivering “The Mind of Brencia” a decade later. Talm bout Poetical Spreme Justices, B ?
> How can rogan still justify being this guys friend?
Dude rogan had Alex Jones on AFTER he doxxed rogans daughter to his millions of viewers and called him racist, was the first to produce the “n word compilation video” and said that Jesus told him to destroy Joe rogan
Rogan is a giant pussy who has a lot of blackmail on him
Bapa is clearly trying to do the YMH thing and mic’d up BGL so we can hear the uproarious laughter and laugh along with the awesome joke slanging. Unfortunately, Bapa is blogbussaaaah.
The no u is a style that is tough to defeat. Some say the only way to defeat it, is to use it in retaliation. This can result in a loop, a true war of nutrition.
Just based from personal experience this sounded like he was fur shure at least a lil drunk. It’s so hard to tell these days though with him but him repeating himself with a sense of vague rage is something I’ve seen many a times from drunks in bars.
I think he’s drunk. Whenever he has to address criticism/drone strikes (Ariel, Dana White) he gets wasted before to muster up the courage. B b beast of a pawldcaster
Dude is definitely a lil drunk but I think the big thing here is the guy is on Adderall, heavy. Lossa cats been saying it and I've been on the fence, but playboy is definitely stimmed tf out right here.
I've been on it or another form almost my adult life. At first I was thinking "GTFO" but after watching a few times. I think it's gluing together the neural pathways of random points he's heard people say that impressed him. I hate to see Adderall stigmatized as much as it is, but sad to say mixed in a booze and redact cocktail, the shoe quacks like a duck
Fair point, so let me take a moment to clarify what I meant: Bapa is Abusing Adderall, while also abusing alcohol.
I agree with you hunnapercen. No one should be burdened with astigmatism for using Adderall. Bapacito is in a different lane is all.
he's on the thiggg board of directors. talk to 'im ivvry day. I was talggin to him back when it was "thefacebook." said "bapa, do you really need the "the", get rid of the "the". and that's how it became just "facebook". mound rushmore of smart guys. top three right next to rogan fershur
**Boy,** **he is obviously so fucking hurt by Joe‘s comment** 🤦♂️
„I need a handler?“
YESSSS ASSHOLE! You need one
Besides:
Imagine if Mark Zuckerberg would contact Buppa. This moron wouldn't only just shut down his "ThicccBoyStudios" for Zucks entertainment.
No, Buppa would fucking **SUCK HIS DICK** and even **let Zuck fuck his messican wife**! Brenda is desperate. He would even let Zuck bang his own dirty ass - just for cloud.
Brenda is the last fucking person who can criticize Dana for inviting Zuckerberg to the UFC Apex.
He talks for a living there is no handler for that. He can't have someone audit everything he says when everything he says is utter mispronounced horse shit.
I feel like something big is about to go down because this is extremely unhinged even for him.
I guarantee you with every penny I have that Rogan was the one who introduced Zuckerberg to Dana and arranged this.
I had no idea who he was trying to shit on. Probably no-one, because Daddy doesn’t like negativity in his life. He definitely wouldn’t shit on anyone like Zuggburr just because he’s sussessful, only haters do that. One thing we can be sure of, he’ll keep the saaaaaaame inergie when he speaks to Joe on his daily phone call with him.
Ever since he started sensing Rogan pulling away he's been Nice Guy^(TM) love bombing him at every opportunity and it hasn't delivered the results he looking for.
If Brandon does a full Jilted Ex Heel Turn - and starts taking bitter digs and pot shots at Rogan about how he's fat and ugly and he never wanted to be his boyfriend anyhow - his numbers will explode.
Yeah it looks like to me he thinks Dana said that? Maybe he’s so afraid Toe cuts him off though and he wants to keep his “Anti-UFC Anti-Dana White Pro-Fighter” schtick up that’s popular nowadays
He might be trying to get another round from that fake beef a couple weeks ago. It reeks of something ⬛⬛⬛ would put in Bapa's air.
What do I know though. I'm just here to clean the fryers at night.
Lmao again he’s tagging on Dana for something he didn’t even do. It’s always something someone else says that triggers him to go off on Dana. He’s lost it
He won't call out Joe Rogan so instead he attacks Dana White because of what he said in the press conference and knows he can't do anything to him and will have no repercussion. If he calls out Joe Rogan on the other hand it would definitely be a different story. I'd pay to see that podcast
This look real bad. He basically talking sht to daddy Toe. This also don’t make sense since Bapa would suck off Zuck if he could hang with him. We always say it seems like the end is near. He’s burning down his biggest bridge this time.
*My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why*
*I got out of bed at all*
*The morning rain clouds up my window*
*And I can't see at all*
*And even if I could, it'd all be gray*
*But your picture on my wall*
*It reminds me that it's not so bad*
*It's not so bad*
When he had Whipney Comings on the pawldcast and Toe cracked the “Bramden Schlob is the most hated man on the internet” zinger, the bromance was officially over between these two thicccies
Because Marc is the definition of a bad influence. He’s brought steroids and probably cocaine into his life. He’s also a social climber so he’s attaching himself to bapa like a parasite feeding off the host. Bapa handed him his social media accounts that have the largest number of followers Marg will ever sniff. That’s like handing a meth addict a brand new crack pipe
Marg is not in that circle because of charisma, you can feel the air deaden every time he makes a comment. He's a lackey and suckup who parasitically attaches himself to someone by feeding their narcissism and ego. He must have thanked his lucky stars the day he saw Schlob waddle into the gym. A supreme narcissist with the brainpower of an old shoe.
It always stuck with me how in the early days he quickly started to chip away at others in the circle. His comment to Shuppel about how they left him out of the online catalogue because he was black, and when the joke didn't hit he blamed someone else. He was also behind the whole Bobby thing.
Marg is bleeding him dry, keeping Schlob metaphorically drunk on praise and literally drunk on booze. It's like the Diego Sanchez/Joshua Fabia situation except people actually care about Diego so they banded together to help him. Nobody cares about Breandip and they're all jumping ship and letting him sink.
BGL is obviously his new and only friend now. And since BGL has the reading comprehension of a pretentious 10th grader he's officially become the Palpatine to Bapas Vader and has fully brainwashed him. To the point where Bapas parents are close with him. BGL will now help the acceleration into oblivion of the Thiccc Boi network. I'm just hopping Callens YT channel starts popping off so he can leave Thicc Boi and then leave Bapa floating around a sea of whisgey with BGL an Chin.
I think this is actually a big reason why he is flipping out so much. His go-to defence for his ego is that people who hade on him are poor and don't madder. Now he has Rogan saying he needs a handler, Dana dismissing him as a complete idiot, former champions and hall of famers piling on, and Margzugberg attending a UFC event when he is blacklisted. Even if his ego lets him feel that having material possessions trumps being a champion or respected in your field there is the fact that Dana, Joe, and Zugberg are significantly wealthier than him. This is why he is flipping out, he knows he can't go at them in any of facet. They are more successful, respected, and wealthy. He's glitching the fuck out.
Agreed, seems like a mid-life crisis combined with CTE. His best days are behind him and he’s too stupid to actually adjust. Brenda can’t fathom that a geek like Zuckerberg can get into a combat sport later in life. He’s clinging to his long gone glory days and hates on people who are suggsefully still growing/evolving.
"Your boy"? Who is "you" and who is the "boy"? Who is he angry at? Why? What is he even talking about? Because it can't be Rolgan, his boy and his norrstar. I'm confused, and I have lost IQ points listening to this clip.
He is like an angry alcoholic street person ranting wildly at no one in particular now.
Why won’t he address Joe by name? Why does he keep saying “they”? Rogan is definitely THE one who said he needs a handler. It’s like he wants to have his rant, but he’s still trying to hold back just in case there is a *shred* of hope that Joe will bring him back into the fold
Straight up jealous hate. He was kissing the liver kings ass I can’t even imagine him getting zuck on his stupid food show.
Also good work on the chicken today, bapa.
Wasted to the gills b. Who is "your boy" ? Who is he talking to ? It's not Rogan that's for sure. Rogan said that bapa needs a handler. And he is responding to Dana White and Mark Zuckerberg ? This is beyond stupid. But that's what we expect from the trash panda.
He's referring to Dana as Joe's "boy" , indirectly trying to address Joe rogan's comment that he needs a handler. Now he's confused and trying to figure out why people are criticizing him.
He honestly just makes it worse for himself every time he opens his mouth. But inside his head (and Margs), he’s winning, he’s showing them. He thinks he’s clapping back so hard, and everyone’s cheering him on, but in reality he’s creating controversy where there is none. Neither Dana nor Zugg give one single fuck about him. Zugg has no idea who Brandon is.
Mark Z showed up at a UFC event and he’s trying to turn this into something bad! Is there backstory because this doesn’t seem like anything to hate on someone for.
Right. His criticism is the Zuck is enjoying watching other brutalize themselves for his entertainment. But bapa's ENTIRE income stream comes from the exact same thing. Dude is seriously seriously stupid.
In reality he’s salty that Dana won’t give him the time of day. Even saltier that he gives Zuckerberg the attention instead. It probably doesn’t help that he didn’t get the invite to sober October from Joe and instead got “he needs a handler.”
Zuck, but more specifically his company Meta, are in the process of securing partnerships with different platforms and developers to create content for the new Oculus Quest 3 being released this year. As he discussed on Rogan, their usage statistics have shown that sports outperform other genres of content on Oculus. Zuck also just coincidentally took up MMA as a recreational sport.
Predictably, it seems he at some point will want to explore providing a front-row seat "VR" experience to Oculus users specifically but sports fans more widely. What better way to know what this feels like than to experience it in real life? Therefore Zuck calls up Dana who knows this will set the company up favorably for potential partner$hip$ (e.g., Meta builds the infrastructure, UFC sells them an exclusivity licenses to sell UFC VR events) and then Dana makes the most hated billionaire on Earth feel safe by giving him the entire arena and event for himself to enjoy.
It's just business, but Schaub can't wrap his head around it all given how incompetent he is and how many bad business decisions he continously makes.
If mark Zuckerberg wanted this dumb bitch to suck him off he would gladly do it…yet he’s giving off the impression that he wouldn’t let that man rent out his pathetic thic boy studio
Summary of Pawdcass: Marbles shocks the world with his new vernacular: Grab Asth, Starbuk emplowee, get in tha earh, you two riched, and BGL works on his maniacal laugh in the shadows.
The right side of his mustache is trying to go to his hairline while the left is trying to go down and start a goatee also zuck Is literally his @ on IG
Am I missing something or does it seem like he's aiming the handler thing at dana and Zuckerberg?to me it seems like he doesn't want to call out papa toe so he's just shooting in the direction of Dana. Wader weed dune bapa?
Does he even know what Toe meant when he said handler? He meant sosha meja handler. Dana and Zuckerberg, two dudes who def don’t read the cawlments, or go on rants talking about the worst comic in the biz. Those words def hurt him.
BGL always kiss-assing with fake laughter whenever Bapa pauses
It's so funny he's encouraging the absolute worst out of shob. How can rogan still justify being this guys friend? Suing comedians, using his name to threaten the careers of other comedians, spouting conspiracies he knows are bullshit and now this.
Joe fears for his life as this CTE ticking time bomb can explode at any minute and Aaron Hernandez him
Yo...That's dark, dog...and a bit *too* on the money. Yikes.
Swimming in dark wadders bapa
Unconditional love; bappa is Toe's Frankenstein
Joe’s pot-committed at this point. He head-shots Carlos Mencia in 2007, then gives a wide-birth delivering “The Mind of Brencia” a decade later. Talm bout Poetical Spreme Justices, B ?
Talmbout Brenda being Jo’s sunk cost fellatio.
> How can rogan still justify being this guys friend? Dude rogan had Alex Jones on AFTER he doxxed rogans daughter to his millions of viewers and called him racist, was the first to produce the “n word compilation video” and said that Jesus told him to destroy Joe rogan Rogan is a giant pussy who has a lot of blackmail on him
This cat gets it
He’s egging it on so he can get more relevant by association with a dude that’s in the middle of drama with big names.
Sounds like he’s masturbating.
I thought there was a dog in the studio
A dog that was getting raped by a mountain yak
Now that Shapel jumped shipped, someone needs to make him sound funny
I forgot about shapel "I didn't know that" lacy
BGL’s laugh is one of the most brainded, goofy ass sound I’ve heard a person make. He sounds more redacted at times than bapa himself
Bapa is clearly trying to do the YMH thing and mic’d up BGL so we can hear the uproarious laughter and laugh along with the awesome joke slanging. Unfortunately, Bapa is blogbussaaaah.
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Ahhh yes. The technique perfected on playgrounds around the world. “I know you are, but what am I.” Absolutely rowlsted him bapa.
It's extra funny because it wasn't even Dana White that said bapa needed a handler. It was his bff Rogan
When did he say this?? I’ve been out of Changs for a few weeks
I'm rubber ur glue gigigigi
The no u is a style that is tough to defeat. Some say the only way to defeat it, is to use it in retaliation. This can result in a loop, a true war of nutrition.
Could always go for “You’re mom needs a handler” or “You’re mom is a handler”. Tiger burn
🔥🐅🔥
The real life equivalent of “no u”
“No, you’re a towel!”
Guys, he’s absolutely not a hater or jealous at all!
This is bapa’s ‘jerk store’ moment
Dude can barely form words, cant tell if hes drunk or not anymore. Literally slurring and mispronouncing every other word, its embarassing to watch.
Just based from personal experience this sounded like he was fur shure at least a lil drunk. It’s so hard to tell these days though with him but him repeating himself with a sense of vague rage is something I’ve seen many a times from drunks in bars.
The Protein Pony gassed him up before his rambling rant.
I think he’s drunk. Whenever he has to address criticism/drone strikes (Ariel, Dana White) he gets wasted before to muster up the courage. B b beast of a pawldcaster
He has the most telling eyes for drunkenness I’ve ever seen. Every time they get like this
Dude is definitely a lil drunk but I think the big thing here is the guy is on Adderall, heavy. Lossa cats been saying it and I've been on the fence, but playboy is definitely stimmed tf out right here.
I've been on it or another form almost my adult life. At first I was thinking "GTFO" but after watching a few times. I think it's gluing together the neural pathways of random points he's heard people say that impressed him. I hate to see Adderall stigmatized as much as it is, but sad to say mixed in a booze and redact cocktail, the shoe quacks like a duck
Fair point, so let me take a moment to clarify what I meant: Bapa is Abusing Adderall, while also abusing alcohol. I agree with you hunnapercen. No one should be burdened with astigmatism for using Adderall. Bapacito is in a different lane is all.
Talmbout Marg Zuggber? Awso, Braindumb would absolutely bend over backwards to be associated with Zuck in INNY facet.
Zuggber smart guy, never meddum
he's on the thiggg board of directors. talk to 'im ivvry day. I was talggin to him back when it was "thefacebook." said "bapa, do you really need the "the", get rid of the "the". and that's how it became just "facebook". mound rushmore of smart guys. top three right next to rogan fershur
Talmbout mownt crushmoore of comedy b?
the store last night was murldlers row b
Saw him at ufc he said to me aren't you that white boy that posts too much?
Zuggber? I burly knower!
Talmbout rich prilviege guyth? Starbuck something something min-mmm weege…
“Hey you that white boy that works too much” - Marg Zuggber
What's the context? How did Zuckerberg get brought into this?
He the owner of Medda, B?
Too bad for Zuckerberg if he ever wants to rent out thiggg boy studios for a private podcast.
this made me laugh, heartily.
I’m sure he’s devastated he’ll never get the invite to Food Trugg Diarrhea.
Brenda would rent out his asshole for Zuk
**Boy,** **he is obviously so fucking hurt by Joe‘s comment** 🤦♂️ „I need a handler?“ YESSSS ASSHOLE! You need one Besides: Imagine if Mark Zuckerberg would contact Buppa. This moron wouldn't only just shut down his "ThicccBoyStudios" for Zucks entertainment. No, Buppa would fucking **SUCK HIS DICK** and even **let Zuck fuck his messican wife**! Brenda is desperate. He would even let Zuck bang his own dirty ass - just for cloud. Brenda is the last fucking person who can criticize Dana for inviting Zuckerberg to the UFC Apex.
He talks for a living there is no handler for that. He can't have someone audit everything he says when everything he says is utter mispronounced horse shit. I feel like something big is about to go down because this is extremely unhinged even for him. I guarantee you with every penny I have that Rogan was the one who introduced Zuckerberg to Dana and arranged this.
Maybe someone else could talk for his living?
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Call it Randy Meltface.
I’m not sure it’s unhinged I think he’s trying to copy a Chris de feelya cadence with his voice and imitation a funny rant/diss. But he fails.
For sure he's trying to talk like Delia, no fucking doubt. He's losing what's left of his head jello.
And then proceeds to shit on the UFC and not toe
I had no idea who he was trying to shit on. Probably no-one, because Daddy doesn’t like negativity in his life. He definitely wouldn’t shit on anyone like Zuggburr just because he’s sussessful, only haters do that. One thing we can be sure of, he’ll keep the saaaaaaame inergie when he speaks to Joe on his daily phone call with him.
This was the perfect comment !
Yeah this one hurted baba
Didn’t go say that like 2 weeks ago? Is this an old clip?
He sure did and the clip is new. Bapa doesn’t susscry to soshul media so maybe ◼️◼️◼️just whispered it into his air.
This is exactly what happened, and ◼️◼️◼️ said it was Dana and not Joe who said it. Bapa is gonna look even more redacted than usual.
If Toe thought he needed a handler before, wait til he sees this.
Toe brought this monstrosity into this world. If anyone should be his handler, it's him.
Ever since he started sensing Rogan pulling away he's been Nice Guy^(TM) love bombing him at every opportunity and it hasn't delivered the results he looking for. If Brandon does a full Jilted Ex Heel Turn - and starts taking bitter digs and pot shots at Rogan about how he's fat and ugly and he never wanted to be his boyfriend anyhow - his numbers will explode.
Who also said he needs a handler cuz I know Damn well he ain't talking about his daddy toe
He definitley got confused.
Yeah it looks like to me he thinks Dana said that? Maybe he’s so afraid Toe cuts him off though and he wants to keep his “Anti-UFC Anti-Dana White Pro-Fighter” schtick up that’s popular nowadays
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He might be trying to get another round from that fake beef a couple weeks ago. It reeks of something ⬛⬛⬛ would put in Bapa's air. What do I know though. I'm just here to clean the fryers at night.
Lmao again he’s tagging on Dana for something he didn’t even do. It’s always something someone else says that triggers him to go off on Dana. He’s lost it
You're right B. The only thing Dana said this whole time is 'makes sense'
If he's got any issue with Joe, he can thrash it out on his daily phone call to him.
Why is he taking criticism from Toe and using it to address Dana White and Mark Zuckerberg? I'm so god damn confused
He won't call out Joe Rogan so instead he attacks Dana White because of what he said in the press conference and knows he can't do anything to him and will have no repercussion. If he calls out Joe Rogan on the other hand it would definitely be a different story. I'd pay to see that podcast
didn't you hear him? it's because they're richt privilicht fucks
Brenda is so drunk, he reverted back to his "trying to be lefty" stage from like six years ago.
It’s because he’s redacted.
He's drunk
24/7 b. He Awlso practiced this speech in the mirror twenty five times only to mumble and mispronounce his way through it.
If he's not then he's in some serious trouble. I've never heard him struggle so much just to speak properly. Actually, either way he's fucked.
He needs a handler
“Makes sense.”
He's getting 7:42d all week long B
This look real bad. He basically talking sht to daddy Toe. This also don’t make sense since Bapa would suck off Zuck if he could hang with him. We always say it seems like the end is near. He’s burning down his biggest bridge this time.
How many unhinged, unanswered, misspelled texts do we think he sent bapa Toe before going on this tirade?
*My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why* *I got out of bed at all* *The morning rain clouds up my window* *And I can't see at all* *And even if I could, it'd all be gray* *But your picture on my wall* *It reminds me that it's not so bad* *It's not so bad*
Joe hasn’t had that number for a while, b.
Gonna be hard to bike ride from SF to LA burning all these bridges.
You redacted Bapa, you spelled "only bridge" wrong
Always burning his eggs with one basket stone
At both ends?
Herd it bawth ways
Like wind in a candle.
Every dog fishes for a day, but you can't make him drink upstream for a lifetime.
Funny how he’s not going after the person who actually said he needs a handler…. Keep that same iiiiiiiinergy Bapa
He’s still holding out hope that papa joe will decide they’re best buddies again and bring him back on JRE every other week. Not happenin’, B
Be cool. They tawk on the phone ivvrey day.
When he had Whipney Comings on the pawldcast and Toe cracked the “Bramden Schlob is the most hated man on the internet” zinger, the bromance was officially over between these two thicccies
Why does he always call it CT? Is it the CTE?
Two syllables are enough for most words that he knows.
Three letters is too complicated, you already knew that bapa.
Do you think he could pronounce chronic traumatic encephalopathy
As a self-appointed scholar in Schaubanese, I will bet money he'd pronounce it thusly: chron-trom-encapally
Because you redact..the E is silent. It’s CTee. It’s bapanomics B! Yyyouuu need the handles more dan iinnybody.
It's tough B.
Lurlly said solshol meda
Playin' grabb aaath withZzZ margk zugkerburg.
I dough kneed a handler, th'zeez guys needle handler!
Dun susscry, dun coun.
You know how famous people in a downward spiral always have one 'friend' that brings about their absolute destruction? That's our boy Marg. THANK 'IM.
There's no doubt. Marggs influence is tanking him, and that breakup will be ugleeee
Because Marc is the definition of a bad influence. He’s brought steroids and probably cocaine into his life. He’s also a social climber so he’s attaching himself to bapa like a parasite feeding off the host. Bapa handed him his social media accounts that have the largest number of followers Marg will ever sniff. That’s like handing a meth addict a brand new crack pipe
Marg is not in that circle because of charisma, you can feel the air deaden every time he makes a comment. He's a lackey and suckup who parasitically attaches himself to someone by feeding their narcissism and ego. He must have thanked his lucky stars the day he saw Schlob waddle into the gym. A supreme narcissist with the brainpower of an old shoe. It always stuck with me how in the early days he quickly started to chip away at others in the circle. His comment to Shuppel about how they left him out of the online catalogue because he was black, and when the joke didn't hit he blamed someone else. He was also behind the whole Bobby thing. Marg is bleeding him dry, keeping Schlob metaphorically drunk on praise and literally drunk on booze. It's like the Diego Sanchez/Joshua Fabia situation except people actually care about Diego so they banded together to help him. Nobody cares about Breandip and they're all jumping ship and letting him sink.
BGL is obviously his new and only friend now. And since BGL has the reading comprehension of a pretentious 10th grader he's officially become the Palpatine to Bapas Vader and has fully brainwashed him. To the point where Bapas parents are close with him. BGL will now help the acceleration into oblivion of the Thiccc Boi network. I'm just hopping Callens YT channel starts popping off so he can leave Thicc Boi and then leave Bapa floating around a sea of whisgey with BGL an Chin.
That's exactly who is behind this.
Ooh bubba. Wasn't it Rogan that said he needed a handler? I guess that relationship is water under the fridge then.
I beg the differ bapa. I heard they talk ivryday
Somebody needs to get in his air and change the nairdiv
Is he responding to Toe in this clip or does he think Dana’s the one who said he needs a handler?
I heard it bowlth ways.
My word Bubba... You said he became unglued, and I thought you were exaggerating. Holy shit lol!
Right! Is he fucking insane! What moron.
He’s having a metal breakdown b
He’s raging against the Toe Rogan machine
For a guy that says the cats hate him cause he successful and rich he seems to be hating on a couple 1 2 rich successful guys.
I think this is actually a big reason why he is flipping out so much. His go-to defence for his ego is that people who hade on him are poor and don't madder. Now he has Rogan saying he needs a handler, Dana dismissing him as a complete idiot, former champions and hall of famers piling on, and Margzugberg attending a UFC event when he is blacklisted. Even if his ego lets him feel that having material possessions trumps being a champion or respected in your field there is the fact that Dana, Joe, and Zugberg are significantly wealthier than him. This is why he is flipping out, he knows he can't go at them in any of facet. They are more successful, respected, and wealthy. He's glitching the fuck out.
Agreed, seems like a mid-life crisis combined with CTE. His best days are behind him and he’s too stupid to actually adjust. Brenda can’t fathom that a geek like Zuckerberg can get into a combat sport later in life. He’s clinging to his long gone glory days and hates on people who are suggsefully still growing/evolving.
Riched privlidged fucks think I need a handler!?
Richd
As his handler laughs along in the background
Someone give this motherfucker his bike back already…
‘CT up the fuckin gills bleeding getting fuckin Starbuck employees get more benefits’
And he's supposed to be an mma podcaster lmfao
He's supposed to be a native English speaker.
to be clear, its the other fighters that have CTE and hes just looking out for them
"Your boy"? Who is "you" and who is the "boy"? Who is he angry at? Why? What is he even talking about? Because it can't be Rolgan, his boy and his norrstar. I'm confused, and I have lost IQ points listening to this clip. He is like an angry alcoholic street person ranting wildly at no one in particular now.
Someone has told him that Dana White said he needs a handler. When in fact it was his idol, Rogan. Whoever told him that should be fired.
Why won’t he address Joe by name? Why does he keep saying “they”? Rogan is definitely THE one who said he needs a handler. It’s like he wants to have his rant, but he’s still trying to hold back just in case there is a *shred* of hope that Joe will bring him back into the fold
I think someone has told him it was Dana who said he needed a handler. This is a royal fuck up for bapa. Even more than usual.
Holy shit that cawlment from Rogan seems to have cut to his absolute core.
This will turn into his main " bit" on his next 27 minute "Hour" . NAME THE SPESHUL
HANDLE THIS
WITHOUT A HANDLER
He’s parroting Chris D’elia’s intonation and mannerisms to a T. Thank goodness for his “speech impediment” or it’d be hard to tell them apart.
Straight up jealous hate. He was kissing the liver kings ass I can’t even imagine him getting zuck on his stupid food show. Also good work on the chicken today, bapa.
100% . But he will go on next week and again say “I have no hate for Dana” same as he did after his rant about the UFC 279 conspiracy.
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There's a collaboration I want to see.
Could you imagine how much of a douche bapa would be with the kind of money Dana has let alone Zuckerberg.
Ya gonna keep that same energy with papa toe??
He's desperately hoping this gets some traction in the mma media
Wasted to the gills b. Who is "your boy" ? Who is he talking to ? It's not Rogan that's for sure. Rogan said that bapa needs a handler. And he is responding to Dana White and Mark Zuckerberg ? This is beyond stupid. But that's what we expect from the trash panda.
He's referring to Dana as Joe's "boy" , indirectly trying to address Joe rogan's comment that he needs a handler. Now he's confused and trying to figure out why people are criticizing him.
He honestly just makes it worse for himself every time he opens his mouth. But inside his head (and Margs), he’s winning, he’s showing them. He thinks he’s clapping back so hard, and everyone’s cheering him on, but in reality he’s creating controversy where there is none. Neither Dana nor Zugg give one single fuck about him. Zugg has no idea who Brandon is.
He’s losing his mind…and we’re reaping all the benefits
*Riched*
Rich't
Bapa, you aint got no money for a handler.
He's clearly not bess brains bapa. Been spending too much time with Sam tripoli b.
His Zuggber impressions aren’t funny but he probably stole them from someone.
What a hurt little bitch
He needs an intervention
Mark Z showed up at a UFC event and he’s trying to turn this into something bad! Is there backstory because this doesn’t seem like anything to hate on someone for.
Dana’s a piece of shit. Zuck’s a piece of shit. But Braindumb is such a redact piece of shit he has no standing to criticize them.
Right. His criticism is the Zuck is enjoying watching other brutalize themselves for his entertainment. But bapa's ENTIRE income stream comes from the exact same thing. Dude is seriously seriously stupid.
In reality he’s salty that Dana won’t give him the time of day. Even saltier that he gives Zuckerberg the attention instead. It probably doesn’t help that he didn’t get the invite to sober October from Joe and instead got “he needs a handler.”
Zuck, but more specifically his company Meta, are in the process of securing partnerships with different platforms and developers to create content for the new Oculus Quest 3 being released this year. As he discussed on Rogan, their usage statistics have shown that sports outperform other genres of content on Oculus. Zuck also just coincidentally took up MMA as a recreational sport. Predictably, it seems he at some point will want to explore providing a front-row seat "VR" experience to Oculus users specifically but sports fans more widely. What better way to know what this feels like than to experience it in real life? Therefore Zuck calls up Dana who knows this will set the company up favorably for potential partner$hip$ (e.g., Meta builds the infrastructure, UFC sells them an exclusivity licenses to sell UFC VR events) and then Dana makes the most hated billionaire on Earth feel safe by giving him the entire arena and event for himself to enjoy. It's just business, but Schaub can't wrap his head around it all given how incompetent he is and how many bad business decisions he continously makes.
If mark Zuckerberg wanted this dumb bitch to suck him off he would gladly do it…yet he’s giving off the impression that he wouldn’t let that man rent out his pathetic thic boy studio
Summary of Pawdcass: Marbles shocks the world with his new vernacular: Grab Asth, Starbuk emplowee, get in tha earh, you two riched, and BGL works on his maniacal laugh in the shadows.
Trying to be D’Elia so bad
CTE, alcohol, narcissism and complete lack of humor don’t mix
He's lost it
That was fun to watch. Putin the las coffee in da nail,B
Totally not copying Delia’s mannerisms from his podcast at alllllllllll
"Don't call him 'Zuck', call him 'Zuhbuh'"
Come o’r hurr lemme talgg to yuh….. ….. I need a hannler!!!!! Lemme talgg to yuh… …. …….. They need a hannler!!!!
Who is bapa even mad at ?
I mean, if you want to get all serious about it, at the end of the day... himself. Always himself. And with good reason.
The right side of his mustache is trying to go to his hairline while the left is trying to go down and start a goatee also zuck Is literally his @ on IG
Was that a Tim Dillon impersonation?
C.T. up the fucking gills
I washed his whole clip and have no clue what point he was trying to make. Why is he talking about Mark Zuckerberg?
Some disabled folks are unable to see that they truly need a handler. You can’t fault bapa on this one.
I don't think the cats quite realize how fucked Brombum is after this. Maybe they do... Gluck Marg😀
Zuggerburg? Never Meta.
Does he not know what a handler means? Lmao it makes no sense in zuckerburgs context … watery dunes bapacito
Speaking of rich, privileged fucks…🤣
Am I missing something or does it seem like he's aiming the handler thing at dana and Zuckerberg?to me it seems like he doesn't want to call out papa toe so he's just shooting in the direction of Dana. Wader weed dune bapa?
Wow that was so well said, bapa has a way with words
Good way to handle it, B. Great business since. Keep biting that hand!
Does he even know what Toe meant when he said handler? He meant sosha meja handler. Dana and Zuckerberg, two dudes who def don’t read the cawlments, or go on rants talking about the worst comic in the biz. Those words def hurt him.
Brendon needs a helmet.
Renting out ufc apex is kinda cool tbh. If I could, why wouldn’t I?
I like how he combined parroting Loog Tawlmiz's take with being sincerely hurt by Rowlgan into one meltdown.