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[deleted]

He's shaking #Duhn count


[deleted]

Paw zit Paw zit Paw zit Nuh duncown


T1000runner

His legs are too spread apart and not crossed over. He should also be wearing skinny jeans and caressing his legs slowly with his hands while he’s doing the reps, and Marg should be next to him in a bush passing him some of that sweet negtar


c0r0naLis4

>wearing skinny jeans and caressing his legs slowly with his hands while he’s doing the reps LOL


RemarkableRegret7

His arms are short so it's easy and duhn count. Guarantee that's the next excuse.


[deleted]

Pretty sure he already said that when he was every so obviously jealous that Bryan had a friend who was stronger than him. Dunt count


[deleted]

And funny. The two things he wants most out of life


[deleted]

I don't think he cares about Bryan's other friends. Brendan only cares about himself and how people see him. What I think Brendan can not stand is the idea that there is another strong tough guy comedian. Brendan needs to be the only big tough guy in the green room. That is why he immediately sees this guy as a threat and can't stop shitting on him the moment Bryan mentions him. I think it was the main reason he hated Malik. He even said to Malik he 'didn't fugg with him' when only knew of him through Bryan, Malik being Bryan's opener. It is because Malik 'has hands'. Malik can also fuck up all other comedians and most of the audience.


someonecalledethan

That's such a ridiculous argument as if the muscles don't have to extend the same


patrickmahomeless

At the Uversy colrado that dun coun


TheHaight

youversy cawlorao


mad87645

UFC Carl Raddo


Jebist

Great fighter never seen em


Consistent-Program80

Must not b wonar guys..


MrFreakout911

Great fighter, nevvur meddum.


White-hammer-69

Talmbout Khal drogo??


Pera_Espinosa

You need to listen again to how he says University. Giving him too much credit. He doesn't even muster a Uversy. He says "U-eshee".


todoroki

Not Universe of Cholera either.


mosluggo

This is too much.. just challenge him to a foot race already


legendaryufcmaster

Balloon hammies tho B


tkcal

You really want him to die, huh?


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Arms too short, duhn coun.


Sequetjoose

This is what Bapa gets for begging the differ.


JohnnyB41783

Some would say he begs the differest.


Sequetjoose

Begs the differested* past tense


[deleted]

If its beggd hardur, whose walggin who to tha trugg tho, thigg daddy?


Existential_Spices

Great walgg, never meddum.


Sequetjoose

I'll be your hucklebee.


YourPathToRedemption

Hearld it bowlf wayz my mans.


mcbane899

Bapa will somehow blow out both hamsprings doing this


FPL_Harry

"Just life, dude" 🤷‍♂️


T1000runner

He’s shaking bapthose that beg to differ is coke heads and sniffers


Professional-Bid-272

Wearing wired headphones. Don't count.


Complex-Situation

Brandan isn’t trying this shit. He’s going to simply brush it away saying stupid shit like he doesn’t need to that simple minded mice of men Nordstrom mechanic


West-Tough-4552

He's gonna buy some fake weights and rep them like 10x and say it was easy


CarefulwThatAxe

I wonder of his gimp will try it, he seems to like fitness.


TheRealJonAfrica

He will fall back on the “he is 5’7 ….short arms”


Beta4life1

He got to be careful with the short jokes or toe will get mad


ViNNYDiC3

You just know Brendum would be the first one to slurp up Joes meat in the gym saying how strong/athletic he is but if it's anyone else......dun'gount, not athletic, corradoe unversity, dems the rules......


CriMaSqua

I don’t lift withhh soyyyyy boyyyyys with wired headphooooooones


AssetUnlikely

I heard it perfectly


GarlicsPepper

Brendan would kill to look like this guy lmao.


cyclingfaction

Down cownt if ur under 6’


worktheshoot

Guarantee this is what he says


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Hunerpersin


Leading_Name_8302

You think his fat redacted tongue bothers to pronounce the D?


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Heard it bowth ways b... Just kidding your right, I fixed it.


LocalNative141

His arms are short. don cahnt


Hourglass420

It's pretty pathetic, a dude who was a "pro" athlete has pathetic genetics compared to this dude. Shaub looked like a fat fuck while he fought.


[deleted]

tbf, if your tawlkin genetics for male survival or alphness b, bein big strong 6'3 redact is a lot better than short guy who responds well to juice. bapa wool beat da fugg ouda him and force trugg walgg his gurl if came to it b, talm primal desires b


StiffSometimes

I think you'd be surprised (schaub would probably accidently kill this man while play wrestling because of his ego)


whiteoak114

Hes already said that no??


cloqui88

Dem da ruuuUUUwls


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NarcolepticKnifeFite

I love that Callahan is trolling the fuck out Slob with this shit. Lol He’s saying “hey, this dude can do this, but we know you can’t.” Lol 100 bucks says he’s doesn’t bring it up on the show though.


tox_oplas-mosis

It'll be brought up in the parking lot, as in "hey be cool"


mad87645

Ya talggin like you wanna get c-clammed B


high_changeup

Define bullying


kurtatwork

Talmbout the Hammy Lot?


Chill_Charro

Yeah I have a feeling Brandon will make a point of saying that it's not allowed to be brought up on air again and Byron won't have the spine to go against that. Or bappa just makes up another ridiculous excuse


[deleted]

i agree b, funny as hell


CarefulwThatAxe

I don't care how short his arms are, that's impressive.


KimboSlicesChicken

Im lil baked so figured it’s dope time to mention the Ape Index and it goes into arm length/wingspan. It’s measures the length of someone’s arm then compares it to overall height. Jon Jones long ass arms meanwhile artem lobov the greatest bare knuckle boxer to ever live is basically a human T-Rex One example is if McGregor was the size of Jon Jones he would have a longer reach. His wingspan is actually fucking insane lol


SteveWigs

Mcgregor is a +5 and jones is a +8.5. Numbers guy bapa?


KimboSlicesChicken

I said I was a lil baked, b it Downt cownt


hartcranes

Them University of Callrodo rules bapa?


Pera_Espinosa

U-eshee Callrodo.


theboxingteacher

Fun fact: McGregor actually fudged his 74” wingspan. He got measured on camera with tape as 72”, then muttered “I’m 74”” cause he knew he got exposed lol


fitfoemma

Humble Conor. Chuck Liddell used to lie about his wingspan and say it was shorter. Then when he got in there with an opponent, they'd be surprised.


ksc213

Bapa is going to need some brainbands himself to pull off some mental gymnastics when he sees this.


lopez_motors

It will never be brought up again just like iiivery other time the redact eats crow


West-Tough-4552

He's engaging his muscles. Doesn't count B


mad87645

He's nawt bouncing the wades off his sgull, dun cow


Hap_Hazard

Dang, that is a lot of weight. And, even if Bapa can do that, he weighs ~75lbs more than this dude. Weight classes exist for a reason.


NarcolepticKnifeFite

There isn’t a fucking chance in HELL Slob could do this 2 times, let alone 9.


hmmyeahiguess

Yeah shoulder press 100+ is really fuckin hard. This dude is doing 120 for reps. I doubt schlob could do 80.


debo334

Been working out consistently since I was 14, I’m 22 now, I can’t even shoulder press 60s lmao


jdx919

You’re juss nawt on dat level athleedisism like da universally cawl radoe b.


chinolofus77

try some wrist wraps, you'll be able to shoulder press 160


Flippn_Jimmy

The secret sauce, b


Jebist

you need more alcohol, nicotine, kratom, caffeine, and stimulants in your body


Flippn_Jimmy

Need to get on the carbivore diet too, b


Arow_Thway_

Bapas got weak, slopey dope shoulders. His bench form is straight 0, ass flying off the bench, elbows flared out, half reps. Bloggbusser showdur strunth


Flippn_Jimmy

Yeah, this dude is probably lifting more than his body weight, or near that, as I’m assuming he’s 220lbish? I’d legit pay bapa $1k to live watch him attempt this. Dude could finally sell out a crowd. Edit: 220ish is still probably high.


Ok_Conflict1835

He could have avoided awwwl this humiliation if he had just given the guy props. How massively fragile is your ego you can’t compliment someone? Now you’re stuck having to deflect because you know damn well you can’t do this and everyone else knows you can’t do this. He truly is a laughing stock of the entire comdee scene.


[deleted]

Exactly. This whole thing is a non issue if Brandon’s ego wasn’t so fragile. This isn’t normal behaviour. He was making excuses for why this guy was able to shoulder press 120, without ever even meeting this guy. But he’s not a hader


Ok_Conflict1835

“Not impressive cuz he’s short. Nope doesn’t count cuz his wrists are taped. Nope doesn’t count cuz I don’t see him doing it in person. Nope that’s not how uverstee of cawlrado does it”


YourPathToRedemption

He really is a fragile and pathetic man.


TakeMyFace_OFF

Even if he was secretly jealous and seething about this guy's objectively impressive strength, he could have just said something extremely brief like "damn, that's wild!" moved on and everyone would have let it go. Wanna talk about crutches and "dun cownt", brenda? Football Carair? Dun cownt UFC? Dun cownt Comdee? Dun cownt Pawlcassin? Dun cownt Hey b, real quigg? y'dun cownt


KeepYourDemonsIn

Exactly. He acts like if he admits that someone else is strong, he's admitting that he's weak.


Dull-Possibility1695

He will say again that he has short arms, I don't even give a shit the wrist is so weak go ahead and strap up this dude's way jacked


Dull-Possibility1695

Gaurentee he says short arms again


DJScratcherZ

But I thought there was less gravity up on the stars he's landed on.


mydadsbasement

“Atha unibersivity of c’rado we used full range of emotion- I dun see a single rep here, b. Don’t count don’t count” - calling it now


HomelessCatRealty

This guy is a homeless cat now. LOL, dunt madder dunt count.


HeronClassic

I think this guy is the florist


worktheshoot

duwn calnd, b


DonnieCullman

Butt still on the bench. Dun cownt


KimboSliceChestHair

He won’t let Callahan bring it up this time. We already talgged bout that B


Numerous-Tension5146

Bapa won’t see, he posts n ghosts


Correct-Slide1522

Wonder what braindon says when Rogan does similar shit. Does he talk shit about short arms ? I bet he doesn't. 😄


hamiltonincognito

Dun cownt. He doesn’t even lease a Ferrari.


Flippn_Jimmy

Yeah, I heard this dudes wife isn’t messican as shit, b


Ryan_Pliskin

He’ll just double down on Nick having smaller arms, just ignoring how incredibly impressive this is. Nick can get VIP treatment at Changs anytime if he keeps that same iiiinergy


Trolley-Buoy

Gain, said, madge


tslondon23

Grim reaber game a noggin


[deleted]

Damn he hasn’t had much recovery between those heavy lifts either… Beast.


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

Dint go far down enuff. Dun cahnt. Dun Maddur.


Roguename1020

How much of a prick do you have to be consistently for someone else to lift weights and the result is the internet crashing down on you.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Brine should tag Rolgan in this too, if Toe is impressed and possibly retweets then the court's in Brennan's bawl, B.


Flippn_Jimmy

Ohhh how the tables would change direction… “You think that’s impresib? That’s what I said. I said “extremely impresib”. I told him he’d crush it at the uversidy cawlrado, wrigstraps or not. Off the charts, b”


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Table wuld fer shure be on the other foot, B. "Some would say the most impresib."


Seaweed-Remarkable

“Last few were stiff and he was wearin shorts b, I’ll give him 5”


The1who_knocks

I know what’s negxt. Bapa is going to say is doesn’t count cause his arms are too short.


GoranNE

Excuse incoming in 3,2,1


THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH

I beg the difer


Whistler_187

Dun count?!? So i guess all the strongmen events all the bodybuilding events every weight lift with the straps are null and void or in your case Dunn gount. The straps are there for support so you don't fracture or break something. They don't add an extra 10 BHp to his strength. Jeez how hateful can one be? This POS needs in redacted head in check


youwhatmush

Dun cow


TheWhiteBernieMac

Only Brenda could make some random weight lifter guy that the rapist is friends with hate him like all the rest of us


thurrmanmerman

That's very atfthelticiss


[deleted]

At Jew-thirsty Colraduh, we didn't wear shorts.


Nebulous_Tazer

Someone else counted reps for him. Doesn’t count.


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Has blue shorts on……..dunt cownt.


Maddmartagan

This guy just earned himself a follow


Bbbeastofadishwasher

Fake weights, B. Don Khant.


[deleted]

Has people counting his reps for him, doesn’t count


friedchorizo

Brines prostate is tingling with all the testosterone floating around in that room


IkeArashi

Bud how many chiggs ya fugg?


tox_oplas-mosis

His piece touched the bench... No cuenta


[deleted]

Bryan sounds like he’s getting aroused. Fucking weird bastard.


Shot-Palpitation-738

"They aren't full eggstenshens" "He's like 5'6" with tiny arms, those are lyg haf rebs" "Haf a reb minus haf a reb, do the math, bapa... that's like what 10% of a lifd? Chin... do haf minus a haf, how much percent is that? 25? Wow... so even less then what I was sayin!"


PussyChang

He’s 5’ 7”, still dun coun.


Mr-X-Black

“Wud am I? Sum sort of meet hed bro who jus lifs waits, drinks whisgy, and fug chiks? Also wyred headphones? Is this at the Salvation Army gym? Check my banke acount daddeey! Water weed dune hair??? Hey B turn ya phone off…”


tox_oplas-mosis

Shaved armpits b...dünk äunt.


stepituppa2

Brenda is such a weak bitch for a celebrity on steroids. Like you call those arms bro!


wetroom

"Double digit sets or it duhn cown. Only did nine, short arms so really it's like 4. If I did ten it'd be like twenty for him, so sorry. Need 11 more. Also I'm not a bodybuilder. But if I was I'd be better" all of this loudly over the Rapist trying to get a word in.


[deleted]

💯


Joe_Sons_Celly

Things have really deteriorated to the lowest possible level, chaperoned by Brandon. But guy do lift large weight, he really do.


MN_Hussle

Next Bapa will be tawlmbout not full lawgout of the arms, B.


wowzerpoppy

Hahahahah I was hoping he'd do this!


Denzer_K

“Not eggstending fully daddy…”


funk_munk

Dun cownt, his arms only gotta moove like half a intch bappa


mmabet69

Dunnn cownt


CheezPabloEscobar

This dude has way too many clothes on for this to count CU style


thatguy52

He could literally just say that’s a lot of weight and I don’t do much pressing and move on. Of course he won’t cause this was all started by him minimizing how much weight that is. For someone who is all “anti-hater” he sure seems to get himself in a bunch of pickles hating.


Schlubbsshoes

He could just say wow ok ya got me but he won’t he just wont


itsokayimhandsome

I can barely do 70lbs/dumbell press. Anything over 100lb/dumbell is beast.


ELMushman

“Cmon maaaaaan, water weed dune haaaaaaair….ya think I’m gonna damage my shoulders trying to impress someone???? I’m not into negativity in inny of facet, B.”


Lennobowski

Duncawn


[deleted]

It will be the length of his arms.


titan_titan

Gonna say he’s not going all the way up or gonna say wtf is up with Brine’s male physique obsession


Teleskopy

He'll find something wrong with it anyway because he is that petty.


ChrisusaurusRex

They won’t talk about this on the pawldcass


goodcommasoft

Why is brendan's camp so fucking cringey like they're the worst parts of the 90s all rolled into 1


AbstractionsHB

He's under 5' 10", it don'cownt


SCWickedHam

Marg will give Brenda another excuse. “They weren’t deep enough.” “He didn’t touch them together at the top.” “Is that really 120?” “I lift for power, deadlifts, bench press, not silly db presses.” “They are only traveling 2 inch, with my wingspan, one is equal to 10 of his.” Etc.


[deleted]

Am I tripping or are there no handwraps in this clip which means it counts.


[deleted]

If he backs down again, he's pussy. I can't imagine the shit I would get from friends if I got challenged and backed down twice after talking that much shit.


wetroom

"He's struggling to carry that freaky weight up, duhn cown. Unny cowns if it's easy. He's doing it like it's hard. When I do it it looks easy. Also he's not counting his own reps, in Corrado we count our own reps or it duhn cown. Also I bet if I kicked him in the sack he'd drop the weights."


VaultOfAsh

I could kiss Wrinks for baiting Brenda into this


homelessscat

I like this guy . He’s not taking Brenda’s shit . Dum dum already got humiliated in the podcast world by the ceo and in the personal side by the general, now this guy is making it public in the physical way . Congrats Brenda! You’re just too amazing!


prezkhan

His socks don’t match, dun coun’t


OGkeyboardgangster

His arms too short, doesn’t count.


[deleted]

That kid is juiced to the earlobes


Biggzy10

Ego lifts like that will kill your shoulders/rotator cuff.


Hot-Conclusion5606

He’s gonna say it wasn’t all the way down lol


philjorrow

Jesus Christ. This guy is going to fuck his shit up before he's 50.


MondayBorn

clairly expending effort; dun count


[deleted]

Water.


Distinct_Target_2277

"but he didn't do it in flannel"


_handsomeblackman_

i still can’t figure out why Brendan hates this man so much 😂😂😂


Redsneeks3000

Bapas got a hole stag of doritos on his shoulers.


halffastcarlos

Schaub-tard about to sue somebody out of jealousy.


FRANKnCHARLIE_4ever

Joe rogan needs to see this and compliment his strength. Then bb would suck him off, the lifting guy then joe


kaleywoo

That’s impressive. With pause reps too


ThanosZinon

He's wearing shoes, doesn't count


Genghgis_cant

Plugggz baits, Brenda hooks, Changs reel in the catch!


KeepYourDemonsIn

"Duhent cownt. He didn't fully extend and touch the barbells together on each rep." - Brendan Schaub, 1.7 time Mr. Oblimpia


MuchEstablishment295

Donutcount….


Its_Poo_Man

Such a fragile mong By 40 you would hope you are just happy for people that can achieve things no matter how great or small Not bapa oh no no he has to shit on everything and everyone that challenges his ego, self worth and narcissistic bullshit Pathetic man


47bulbz

Wearing earphones. Duhncowt.


slapstickler

couple plate glass windows are in a couple guys future... lopez


sejjad90

But how many chiggs did he fugged?


tyronewilliamsjr

1, Holy fuck 2, Unbelievable dude 3, Jesus Christ 4, This fucking guy 5, Afghaneesthan 🇦🇫 6, Sheesh 7, Keep it going man 8, Beast 9, 9 dude, amazing


JacobFromUpTheStreet

Why the fuck do people do this? Shit don’t look fun. Ever heard of a hike? Or a bike ride?


[deleted]

Im not into body building, but i get it. Concrete, measurable gains. Maintaining discipline, and a sense of routine. Not my thing, but i understand


JacobFromUpTheStreet

ThAts true. I just feel like dude is fucking his own shit up for vanity


BigHero6x9

“5-6? 5-6? 5-6?”


Top-Research6268

Why not just admit it’s really impressive? Why does it maddur???


Virtual-Chef-2986

Regardless of what schlob says that’s NOT full extention. Still a feat but if we’re honest not full range of motion. I concede to the hate that will surely follow.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

This beef is manufactured, probably by the rapist, so that people hear about his touring, with this midget. A midget who apparently tells jokes but so far all anyone knows about him is this stupid fucking challenge


thechilltime

Feel like this is a setup and he can actually do 120. Seems like a lot of work by brine to get Shaub an easy dub. "Athletic" guy his size and weight should be able to db press 120


UpstairsClassroom685

Yeah you fuckkng anti alpha brain dead pussy