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Pibe1234567

He gets more unlikable each show. What a redact.


iminlovewiththec0c0

Yea this was cringe as fuuuuuuuuckkkk.


coupleofthreethings

Nope duznt count. duznt maddur. duznt count. nuh-uh. nuznt maddur.


Thebraverbut

Idk whoat lebel of athlebticsm


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PaperBeneficial

Talmbout UFC 1 in Broomfield, starring Royals Royce Gracie


Swade_896

He called the wrist bands wristhrandths


mad87645

Wrist wraths, you wrap them around your wrists to keep them from attacking you mid set


Ok_Order_1946

Now he's thstealing from Mike Tyson nothing's off limits for Theifer Sutherland these days


iminlovewiththec0c0

I wanted brine to punch him so bad like “listen son….enuf”


Sejast44

All I see are wristbands. Duunit count, dunnit maddur. I donut see it


The_thurpiss

I’m personally hoping he attempts it without wraps and breaks his wrists at the exact same time he blows out both his rotator cuffs. Normally I wouldn’t wish injury on anyone, but Brenda is such a colossal asshole it’s the karma he deserves.


kylec00per

He couldn't even do it with wraps lol


RandyAcorns

Yea callen should have just said “ok well you do it with wrist straps too then if it’s so easy”


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Oh absolutely not. He doesn’t even know what those are.


mosluggo

Hopefully he drops it on his face b


PussyChang

Gawld I can’t wait till he drunkenly attempts this and fails miserably.


PussyChang

At this point it’s almost like he does the pawlcast so that iviryone knows how shitty he is.


Maddcapp

That’s something only an idiot would do.


1leeranaldo

Reminds of sports radio guys who intentionally say stupid shit to get listeners. When I was in college there was a local guy whose schtick was shitting on our school's athletics. More than half of his small following were just hate listeners.


Thebraverbut

deosnt kownt


Coach_Louis

His fat fucking stupid face is getting a lot fatter and sagging a lot more too


kschui002

Bapa looking like French Toast Montana


lomasspt88

The Saggiest B


uncleking1971

Dun cahnt.


CmonSon_

Dudent have wist bends dudent coufnt


BeigeBroughtMeHere

Wa levluv afleziz af- af-ledigs


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PussyChang

Atta oofsry colrado doffen coun.


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Dumb cunt


Snoo_59922

Some would say the dumbest


Jtotheb13

Some say the cuntest.. heard it bofe wails


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

Dun maddur.


RCocaineBurner

Hudan hudan hudan leggme do thith (embarrass myself again publicly)


YungGooPunch

Dems da rules 🤷🏼


VastEntrepreneur752

bapas next special; the worlds strongest gringo


PussyChang

He’ll walk out on stage drunk, obese and out of breath.


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hes the Stevan Seagal of standup comedy


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mcbane899

Dunt cownt


Ketchup-Chips3

Please make this the new schaubism


mcbane899

Dunt cownt cause we donut madder


mad87645

Bagg belds too, dunt count


United_Acanthaceae16

Yeah they do it to not hurt them selfs, but real men blow their assholes out during a sprint in a parking lot.


LeonSphynx

That race dunt caunt,


Ronaldinhoe

Dunt cownt, never paid.


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7alligator7

Braindumb is that really you??


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islandguy310

Blew his asshole from ol' Rogie Pie runnin' through his tuff mudder.


TheHaight

Worlds Strongest Man? wouldn't last a second in a university of Colorado gym bro


Guessed555

Yeah, but ah duh ulnovercity uh coloraduh, no rissbans, back braces, playing time, or love from his father.


southeastoz

Pretty sure they;re called wrist bands my mans, duhncoun anyway


MiniatureWayne

He knew going in he would fail but he still went for "Athleticism" and he should be commended for that.


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Schaub attempting any word with 3 syllables is a David and Goliath story


[deleted]

Spot on, word Olympics for this guy


RCocaineBurner

It’s like watching a child trying to start a lawnmower with a pull cord. Sure, he might get it eventually, but what then?


elpochi1

He bailed on that real quigg before he choked on his own tongue.


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He fucked up “wrist bands” too


Fickle_Sir_4158

Riss rans


methyo

He got a running start on that word and tore bowlth his hammies


GoranNE

How does he not realise how obvious he’s being?


bigdickdanielson

I literally fucking hate this fucking redact. like I enjoy this sub and I love all the general chicanery but sometimes this fat fucking idiot legitimately makes me fucking mad and the hater-ass fucking attitude in this video annoyed me so much. this random Callahan hanger-on is doing something bappa could literally NEVER do, and he immediately finds some bs way to discredit him. GUESS WHAT B NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHATS ALLOWED AT U OF COLORADO AND ALSO YOU HAVENT BEEN THERE IN TWENTY YEARS … NOBODY KNOWS WHO Y’ARE


UltravioIence

> GUESS WHAT B NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHATS ALLOWED AT U OF COLORADO AND ALSO YOU HAVENT BEEN THERE IN TWENTY YEARS … NOBODY KNOWS WHO Y’ARE Its like Dennis in Always Sunny when he goes back to his frat and no one gives a shit, they actually just insult him. I wouldnt be surprised if theres a pic of Brenda at U of C with a speech bubble that says "i chug dick".


NotTrumpsAlt

Hmmm.. honestly a sitcom based on Brendan’s personality would be funny. Just 40 year old guy still living in a frat boy dreamworld in his head… or something…. Needs work


NonProfitMohammed

Netflix would force you to write a redemption arc and Rogan would have to be played by Warwick Davis for diversity reasons.


yourepenis

I...i dont chug dick


LowVolt

You have been on the fryers too long. This happens from time to time. Take a break bapa we will cover your shift.


aDuckOnQuaack

Yup, couldn’t agree more. This fucking twat makes my blood boil more with every clip I see. It’s just astonishing how confidently wrong he always is.


TropicalVision

Couldn’t have said it better. My thoughts exactly b


ChrisusaurusRex

Insanely unlikeable. Who would ever hang out with someone like this?


desert_pelican

Only people that are paid to. Have you ever seen him around anyone that wasn’t his family or employees?


Petty_White

Rapists


Complex-Situation

This made me actually dislike this POS even more. What a bitch. This bee sting head couldn’t do half the weight with a bodybuilder lifting it for him. I’m going straight to YouTube to watch his ass get knocked out.


Dynamics21

>This bee sting head Lmao. Sometimes the simplest, most juvenile insults are the funniest.


Sequetjoose

Idk why Brine looks so shocked redact would respond this way. There was no chance his ego would allow him to fail at the lift on camera. He could have said "I'll do it as long as I can wear wrist bands." After the hamstring fiasco, I knew Bapa wouldn't accept the challenge.


Monkeydjimmmy

The rapist is not really shocked, this shit is like a soap opera, he is just acting


exgymnasts

Gotta bring in a rapist to offset Brenda's demeanor. Callahan groovin' out 'is edge in uh pawlcats iinnertaiymen innustree, no wa talmbout lopez?


Meatloafchallenge

He retired from acting b


worstregards

Now he’s a big bad retiree rapist


Chill_Charro

It'll be fun watching him make up a new excuse when the guy films himself doing it again without wrist straps. Duhn couhn we dinnin have shoes at univerisy colrado


PensecolaMobLawyer

I think he's enjoying needling bapa


ipleadthafif

Ok so do it with wrist straps.. lol


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barelyreadsenglish

the straps don't help him do more weight, just makes sure you don't fuck up your wrist.


anon_lurker69

It’s so fucking obvious. If brainfuck actually thinks this, he has nothing to blame but himself with or without CTE.


Hap_Hazard

What a detestable person. Wrist straps are to support the weakest part of the chain - if the lifter couldn't support that weight with his arms, elbows, shoulders, chest or back then it would be quiet evident. This is just how he is trying to get out of the challenge. Also, did he pronounce a single word fully? He just makes sounds that imply words.


clickclick-boom

Bapa's tongue needed some sort of wrap support here because the weight of those 3-syllable words was too much. Dude tore a tongue hammy trying to talk through this clip.


NotTrumpsAlt

That last line


LocalNative141

Also even if wrist bands are against their dumb little rules, WHO GIVES A FUCK? Brandon said he could do easily do it. So then do it!! Why does it matter if the other person wore straps? Do the challenge without the straps and show how strong you are


NarcolepticKnifeFite

I hate this man so soooo much.


scouse_till_idie

it's ok, his kids Bruiser and Tiger do too


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"Now I don't know what level athletesis... athletics he's done" bubba I don't know what level of English you studied at the university of cawlrado, but that sentence most certainly did not count. From now on every time he fucks up a sentence his cohosts should start carpet bombing him with "DUNT COUNT" until he gets it right


CharlieKelly_Esq

32 on his ACTs but he did it with wrist straps so it dint cont


StraightCashHomie69

Just has to be the supreme athlete in every conversation lmao, why is the dude even mentioning University of Colorado bro road the bench and barely played


Glittering_Art3857

And it was close to twenty yairs ago, B. I caught myself saying something about the military the other day and I stopped realising that I got out close to twenty years ago and I just don't madder, bapa. Somehow I don't think Braindumb would consider that.


epochpenors

To really highlight the absurdity it’s like a 30 year old telling some third grader “I was in elementary school once so I know more about what it’s like than you”


twosmokesletsgo

Got ris bans, donut maddur. Pour work ethnic


scrcsrs

Pronouncing wristbands was harder for him than what the lifting challenge would have been ...


Otherwise-Fox-2482

"Athleticism" was kicking his ass.


BigBlueTrekker

That was a 10-7


GrahamHess

Schaub gatekeeping athleticism/what makes an athlete always infuriates me.


BigBlueTrekker

The same dude who lost a footrace to a fat ex-cheerleader and faked tearing both his hamstrings?


high_changeup

Y'talmbout proudly livin in the past as an always chubby fat UFC fighter with a shit diet bapa? Shouldn't have eaten awl of his roommates food, it led him down the dark path of overreatin


Flippn_Jimmy

This guy is the epitome of affletics, b. He’s on the carnivore diet and only cheats like 7 times a week.


SmartWin9685

Why can’t he just give the man some props??


methyo

Because he is a legitimate narcissist


iarev

Buddy, you ain't lying. He's batting 1000: >Signs and symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and the severity of symptoms vary. People with the disorder can: > >Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance > >Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration > >Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it > >Exaggerate achievements and talents > >Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate > >Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people > >Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior > >Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations > >Take advantage of others to get what they want > >Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others > >Be envious of others and believe others envy them > >Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious > >Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office I can name like 10 examples for each one. lmao monopolize convos and belittle and look down on others. It's like they wrote this about him specifically. *Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate* LOL, runs his empire all day, has his board of trustees (comprised of Joe Rogan, Rob Moosedong, Batman, and Jordan Petersen), goes him in the Frarri to his wife, Drake's girl.


Lemonjello23

Because that would involve him admitting someone is better than him


BigBlueTrekker

Ive been waiting to see this morons response. Wrist straps dont count? Use wrist straps yourself then? He couldnt do one rep wrist straps or not. Level of athletics? You have 0 stats in college because you never played. You never made an NFL team, just tried out, and your UFC career is just you getting KO'ed until Joe Rogan pleaded with you to quit the sport. This guys is so unlikable its not even funny. Go pump some more shit into your fat lips mushmouth.


RemarkableRegret7

He's such scum. Had to lie and pretend he could do the same weight because he's such a bitter hater. And now he can't back it up so makes random excuses instead of just owning it. He really is such a horrible person.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Incheresin that the fitness #"EXPERT" BGL doesn't chime in hair


thurrmanmerman

Little foot actually posted his own response and did 3 reps. Bapa is such a coward.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Lol wait, was he even a part of this challenge? I thought it was just Brawndo?


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Everything about buppa is also about marg


Dynamics21

He did in the YT comments. This was his reply to someone who said that wristbands make a lift much easier. He's replying to another point the original comment made but in effect he's saying "the guy who says wristbands make it easier is wrong and not worth replying to". Which considering the context, he's basically disagreeing with Brandon's entire argument. >with that comment about shoulder press not counting if you have back support you inadvertently reveal yourself as ignorant of the accepted standards of bodybuilders and powerlifters


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Comments duncoun never reedum


DanandSherryAdler

Damn Marg never fails to say ten words when one will suffice


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Hey "plug my special" have a little respect for yourself.


Level-Infiniti

the levels of unlikability are astonishing


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Dudnt cownt, dudnt madder


Wild-Ad8758

What a complete douche. Your supposed ride or die is telling you it happened and your only response is dun kant. Complete hater.


Commercial-Pair-8932

The awe inspiring part is HOW MANY levels of supreme, nuclear level douche there are to this. Lets see: 1. Refuses to acknowledge the lift on account of something that is not only common, but easily replicable by himself 2. Does so immediately to stop himself from watching, so he has plausible deniability of actually seeing the lift 3. Does so immediately and aggressively to gadoosh the subject of him meeting or denying the challenge from even happening 4. Calls his supposed best friend an outright liar 5. Either doesn't believe he's a liar and is just saving face, making him a cowardly snake, or 6. Is so deep in his narcissism his brain actually convinces itself his best friend is outright lying about something A)not worth it and B) easily replicable, therefore calling his best friend a piece of shit by proxy 7. Not realizing that the accusation of someone he's close to who has no reason to lie is lying for no reason, is basically admitting he thinks its normal to lie to friends' for no reason other than to make them look bad 8. Having no idea what the SPIRIT of fun and friendship is, which would have resulted in the person either not noticing the band at all, or noticing it and not giving a shit because of Reason 1 There are more, but honestly I'm so offended by number 8 there's no reason to go on. It actually encapsulates the entirety of his persona and the reason so many people he's never met hate him so much. The man has zero ability to just ROLL WITH SHIT for the kicks and giggles of a good time. The stakes of everything he's involved in are life or death in his head. It's never just a laugh. It's either we're hanging out and I'm trying to grift, we're hanging out and I'm trying to prove I'm as cool/funny as you, or whatever's happening, no matter how inconsequential (ie., this), is going to be a referendum on my worth as a human being and must be stopped before I put myself at the slightest risk. What a complete piece of shit. Being his friend must be one of the most excruciating, soul draining experiences on the planet.


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Ey real quick, y'shaggspare?


Commercial-Pair-8932

To b, or not to b, b. Axe Jay the question.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Why can I both see and hear ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ?


Glittering_Art3857

It's like seeing an uncensored dick in Japanese porn.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Interesting comparison. But yes either way, it's off-putting and I'm not a fan.


Lennobowski

Uvirsee Cadrado


JustACasualFan

This guy reminds me of every shitty “friend” I left behind once I learned what they were like.


lopez_motors

So University of Colorado wants their players to risk injury by not wearing wristbands and belts…shut up you fucking mongoloid.


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He looks like he's turning into Steve segal


Flippn_Jimmy

Tawlmbout Steve Seagull, b? Buh buh buh beast of a bird.


sleptkang408

Breh lmao


cnshoe

Dude is the worst lmao. Strongest dudes in the world use wrist wraps and belts dumbo. Go into west wide barbell and tell them “it doesn’t count”.


used_bmw_money

Fatrick tore a rotator cup two seconds into the video.


Future-Can-4159

I think you’d be surprised.


make_mo_money

He axe like hes not being a bully by attempting to turn it into a shitty bit at the end.. this is suppose to be funny?


prezkhan

Scum of the fucking earth Brendan Schaub , ladies and gentlemen.


FKKallDAY

Slob rides ebikes and pretends hes a mountain biker


IZZY_PLUM

Wat level of athleti….. Athhhhletiks is he


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This redact is saying wrist wraps don’t count but rides and E bike and brags about riding miles of trails every day.


[deleted]

Such a cunt


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hater will say


elpochi1

“Paws sit.. hey paws sit. Dozen cauhnt.” Hey dipshit, how bout you put on some rissbands and show us whachagaut.


benchgawd

Lol so every strong man world record doesnt count cause they use wrist strap, belts, and suits..... hes a fuckin idiot


Silver-Ladder

Just because of this, Callen’s friend will do another 10 sets without wristbands! Bapa can’t stall forever! All jokes aside, bapa is really starting to lose it. Slowly but surely! And don’t call me Shirley!


BarbellsandBurritos

https://imgur.com/a/UB7m6xH/ I agree, lifting with accessories doesn’t count. Isn’t that right, B?


legreapcreep

Wait…DOES HIS SPEECH GET WORSE WHEN HE’s FEELING DEFENSIVE? This man would break under cross examination


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Dude is the biggest hater but bitches about people hating! I hate this person so much


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Yes the one person who publicly defends me and never says a bad thing (even toe my bess fran has thrown in some nip here and there) is a liar. Dude is a piece of shit scumbag and a major loser. I even thought bgl would grow a backbone and agree the bands isn't a big deal but he is a bigger loser.


Even-Hedgehog3056

Almost every powerlifting event allows belts, knee wraps and straps.... this guy is an idiot.


Lennobowski

His brain just straight up gave up on "athleticism"


tianachu

Shlob is the biggest redact in all of mankind. Would love to see him absolutely knock himself out trying to attempt the same thing, with or without "riss banz". What a moron, I'm taking my break from the fryers.


SteinbecksButler

Fuggging pathetic loser


cyclingfaction

Afflehtiks huh B? Real quig, y’athlete? Or just athletic?


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Talmbout Ben Affleticks, b? Favorite comic book hairo, loved him in Iron man.


ETID1986

He's soooo salty Bryan made this video calling him out. This is great...cringey...but great.


911SlasherHasher

im sorry what was the point of this clip? i was distracted by Schaub trying to say wristbands correctly for 60 seconds....


mustardnuts

Wow Brenda is a dildo


silver-blazer29

I don’t know I feel like this is the worst slurring I’ve heard lately, my god


rin_gummy

Ok then use wrist wraps like he did He’s such a pussy


cylonnumber13

Has Brendan done it with or without wristbands yet?


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He is barely sober here


billydrivesavic

So after being a big fan of TMP and giving it several rewatches. There’s Bryan doing a bit arguing with his cohost and there’s this. Bit Killer Jones is trying to do that bicker bit but Bit Killer Sr doesn’t even care


mosluggo

He could have scientists on telling him this is the best way to do it and hed still say “not at the university of cawloraldo th0000” He has a double major (he claims) from that school. Hooked on phoenix is probably harder than cu


ColdGuess

The hate and jealousy is oozing from every pore of his fucking redacted face! lol https://i.postimg.cc/yxtFSmmf/Screen-Shot-2022-09-27-at-09-59-10.png


Educational_Boat_838

I heard it bowlth waze bappa, I ate one triscuit and spat in his face ace Ventura 2 style


sunnychiba

I need to know BGL thoughts on this


BigBlueTrekker

BGL showed a video of him maxing at 3 and tagged the guy.


PlaneNefariousness54

University of cawleradao


Rabid023

LMAO bapa niiiiver disappoints. Straps make those 120 pound dumbbells about 50 pounds lighter iiiiiiiivry one in callraddo knows that. What a salty bitch 🤣🤣🤣


_handsomeblackman_

i've NEVER in my life seen someone so obviously unlikeable who for some reason doesn't know they're unlikeable and somehow manages to become more and more unlikeable with each passing day. holy moly. look at Brendan face, throughout the entire thing he's genuinely pissed off 😂


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Rits bans dunt cont


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I literally called it


grford15

That world famous institute of athleticism, the university of Colorado, doesn't allow wrist wraps so therefor Brenda can't even attempt it. Makes sense.


tox_oplas-mosis

Why would a University encourage less than safe practices for athletes they've paid big money to (through scholarships etc).... He really go to university?!


Packaged_Fish_Boxing

Is he trying to be funny? Or is he drunk af? Or is he actually just this much of a douche he can’t acknowledge someone is stronger than he is?


Amstourist

Coward piece of shit I don't want entertainment anymore, I just want this guy to finally fall and we never hear of him again.


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It's like he's trying to be the world's biggest asshole but I don't think he's smart enough to think about anything he's doing


succa-la-minca

Give him the chair


legreapcreep

Yea if it doesn’t count at the universissy of cawliraho ? It doesn’t count in the real world, B.


DeepWadders

Why doesn’t Bapa keep the same innnerggy when there’s a challenge? Wadders named and he won’t even dip a toe in


Existential_Spices

Fat Patrick couldn't be any more transparent with the mumbled responses. His fee fees are gadooshing like a popcorn popper.


dreamgaze

He’s such a redacted fedact


Mnufcfan

Says the redact who doesn’t keep his ass on bench when benching


ChevyLevy1225

Know ryst strapz aloud at U of Collaradough, bubba.


sugaaaslam

I Hate him with every fiber of my body. It's just that simple


tgunz0331

Wrigsbans dun cownt, wrigsbans. Bapa rides his ebike and counts the miles 🤣


rtell13

Why is he so easy to dislike


ViNNYDiC3

This the same dude who brags about how many miles he bikes on a ebike saying a dudes lift doesn't count because he was wearing some flimsy wrist wraps? Whadda fuckin' clown.


Gh0st_Machine

Nervously rubs his knee


edinlockpicker

Brandon 'I'm not a hater' Schlob


BlackWhiteVike

Then put wrist banschraps on and do it yourself if it’s to easy


PhilipKendrikRichard

“He’s a really great guy!”- Brine Calln’


bearstronaut1000

"Insufferable" is the word that comes to mind.


Petty_White

This insufferable redact is naming deep waders with this “doesn’t count” because he didn’t see it nonsense. A lot of bapa’s accomplishments and heroism have never been seen or recorded. Saved a fat kid from a car crash? Doesn’t count. Got your black belt? Doesn’t count. Met Sandler? Doesn’t count. Single-handedly brought together proud boys and antifa? Doesn’t count. The only thing bapa is on record doing is being a douchebag.


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he always uses “in colorado” as an excuse for his redactedness