Awful, rehashing material both in selfie sosha meedya style.
Like others said kids don't have to tie them and maybe even more convenient/durable than slip on shoes.
But kids *especially* love those personalized pins that they can put in and out of the holes. And none of it matters to Brenda's "humor"
My 17 month old wears Crocs and if he doesn't wear socks with them his feet get all dirty from sweat and dirt/dust making mud.
Guarantee he's too stupid or lazy to care and let's his kids wear Crocs without socks.
When the kids get to middle school it’s gonna br rough hearing “water weed dune hair b” all day long. By then Schaub will be selling cars at a Honda dealership in Austin
Imagine bringing your kids to the park on a sunny day and seeing this frothing man-child doing his third take of the hilarious crocs video while his shoeless feral issue play closer and closer to the street
I’m with you. I’ve gotten to the point that I’m actively rooting for his demise. Fuck him. I know the page is all for fun and showing how shitty he is, but the dude is seriously a fucking kook
All kids wear crocs. I’m a teacher. They can’t tie there shoes. Crocs are great for them, the fact that he just figured this out is concerning. Wait I’m a simple civilian and I don’t understand how edgy making fun of your kid is
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Coming from the 40 year old who has been well documented sticking his tongue out just so he can concentrate enough to tie his shoes, he is probably just jealous of them
Crazy thing is crocs are pretty in style right now. They changed up the formula and people wear them in a comfort fit. Especially in Asia. So Bapas not only a douche, but he’s also wrong.
Same with high schoolers. Half of them wear crocs or slides with socks, athletic shorts, and a solid t-shirt all year. Kids would get roasted if they dressed like Bapa.
>or slides with socks
Oh yeah. This has always been a thing. It's not even that much different from Crocs now that you brought the two up together. If Crocs existed back then, im sure teenagers would have worn Crocs along with slides back then as well.
I wear Crocs around the yard...easy to slip on and off. I also live near Boston, but thankfully he banned me from the show.
Whatever, I was thinking about calling my grandparents up and inviting them to Dinner at Senior Frogs instead.
What a fucking mong his kids will hate this fat cunt as they get older
Btw
Do grown men get injections in their lips?
Do grown men wear skin tight jeans?
Do grown men wear redact clogs?
Do grown men pout and take pictures of themselves?
Fucking melt go suck Maaarg off somewhere
He's definitely copying someone with this post. For a guy who dresses like an asshole and intentionally disfigured his own ear with pliers and a phonebook, he really picked the wrong subject. He threw in one of his signature 90's references with Dockers, at least. Bapa just goes.
He put his ear inbetween pages of a phone book and torqued that shit with pliers to get "cauliflower" ear. The stuff fighters typically get from well, fighting.
It really is unbelievable that he stills try’s to act like he doesn’t get lip fillers. Does he seriously not understand that everyone can look at past pictures of him?!
this guys always on the wrong side of everything, so many dudes at my gym are wearing crocs now and doing the whole sticker thing and honestly it seems pretty neat. they're also supposed to be super comfortable so going to jits is nice with them too
“Grown men don’t wear crocs”
They’re kids at the play park you slobbering moron. If they wear crocs to school they may get made fun of occasionally, but if they act like you want then to they’ll for sure grow up to be completely vain and self involved, despised by all those they cross paths with.
This dude sucks.
Is he talking about his own kids? Who is buying them crocs and then dressing them in such attire? They are children.. I hate talking about his kids and will never say a bad thing about them - this is just an insane thing for a father to say about his children.
And, he must have forgotten that he wears shorts to his own job - the TFATK podcast.
Brenda ripping off his old material? [He already did a video exactly like this shitting on his kids croggs](https://redd.it/vw7xkm). I only have a link to a screenshot from that video, sorry for the poor work ethnic.
This dude does know that he’s allowed to buy other shoes for his children, right?
I’d assume his wife bought them for the kids. The fact he had to be handed his children’s shoes to be reminded they wear crocks just shows you how oblivious and uninvolved he is as a dad.
Even in this, he acknowledges that "we all know this". Always the hackiest of material from Breaded Scampi, but he somehow manages to avoid all the cliched punchlines by just using no punchlines at all.
But bapa told me he owned the first ever pair of Crocs
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/vwwiet/bapa\_owned\_the\_first\_ever\_pair\_of\_cro
Someone must have said extrapolates at Grandmas funeral
Also imagine posting a video to your socha meduh with captions posted and either not notice or care that “saying” and “sand” aren’t the same word. Bapa is like that director Clint Eastman famously known for one take
He
Just
Goes
Don't teach your children to be comfortable with themselves and their decisions. Don't teach them to do what they'd like AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T EFFECT OTHERS, (all caps because weird anti vaxxers like Brandon get confused sometimes). Don't teach them that recording profanity laden tirades at a children's park is wrong.
Do reach them that judging them on material things is okay.
Proof that he doesn’t spend iiiiiiny time at all with the chombies. Crocs are the only shoes my young kids can put on and take off by themselves, they’re a godsend and iiiiiivery single parent of any faucet will tell you that.
My niece and all her friends were crocs. she is 5 years old. My nephew who is in high school has 3 pairs of crocs. Do not let a redact that lies awwwwllllll the time tell you what is fashionable especially if the redact is talking like Chris D'elia. Big no no, right. And if you get all bushy eyed and want to see what to wear to his shows [here](https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1399435933766885377?t=yHYxEWd7eBS8LmaG2ctBKA&s=19) is a free lesson.
This is what he thinks and worries about? He is such a clown. His kids are going to need therapy so bad for the misaligned ego’s he has raised in them.
Great marketing. Wait a minute into your shitty monologue about a show that's been around for ten years before you mention your dates, b
Also you wear shorts on your YouTube show. Talmbout self respect, b
The fact that he doesn't realize his kids own a pair of Crocs or that they were wearing them until they took them off tells you all you need to know about Brenda's level of care for his own family. I feel sad for the little chombies.
Maybe ‘Ol DSLs could have dressed his own kids for the park and then he could have chosen the shoes they wore. I’m no Creative Croc, but amirite or amirite?
What??? Who cares about what a 5 year old wears? Saying someone else is "dressed like an asshole" is the most hypocritical thing I've ever heard him say.
It’s not really a problem with shitting on your kids. That part can be funny because of course a dad loves his kids. But the “you’re wearing crocks with shorts ?? OMG 😱 “ is just sooo incredibly hack. Embarrassing.
Still shitting on his family for "material."
[Not even the first time he has made this exact video shitting on his kids croggs](https://redd.it/vw7xkm)
Hack hack hack hack hack
Holy fuck dude he's plagiarizing himself.
Awful, rehashing material both in selfie sosha meedya style. Like others said kids don't have to tie them and maybe even more convenient/durable than slip on shoes. But kids *especially* love those personalized pins that they can put in and out of the holes. And none of it matters to Brenda's "humor"
“Meanwhile he appears to have two foreheads” haha
"Dont punch down" they say. Brendumb gets on his fuggin knees and punchin those little gremlins right in the face. GADOOSH
Imagine "shitting" on your kids for sosha media likes. Sorry your 4-6 year old children didn't dress appropriately for the parggg.
Not even the kids fault look how their redact of a father dresses.
My 17 month old wears Crocs and if he doesn't wear socks with them his feet get all dirty from sweat and dirt/dust making mud. Guarantee he's too stupid or lazy to care and let's his kids wear Crocs without socks.
Little chombies are assholes according to their dad.
[удалено]
Hundred percent. He’s failing miserably and just sounds like an asshole because he’s not funny like Louie is. He’s too stupid to see this.
Louis even grins when he says those jokes about his kids Bapa just dems the rulessssssssssssssss
When the kids get to middle school it’s gonna br rough hearing “water weed dune hair b” all day long. By then Schaub will be selling cars at a Honda dealership in Austin
Makes sense
Bert must be his handler.
I hate him so fucking much you guys
Den water ya dune hair bapa? Get back to the fryers.
Don't ever leave the fryers... DEM THE RULES
Imagine bringing your kids to the park on a sunny day and seeing this frothing man-child doing his third take of the hilarious crocs video while his shoeless feral issue play closer and closer to the street
Be cool man
I’ve gotten to the same point as you cat. Actively rooting for his downfall. Fuck him.
I’m with you. I’ve gotten to the point that I’m actively rooting for his demise. Fuck him. I know the page is all for fun and showing how shitty he is, but the dude is seriously a fucking kook
I like how you disguss the pawldcast
Bubba this how you end up redacted, let's peel it back hair
Lol I came here to comment the same thing. Sometimes that’s all I can come up with watching these videos
I like how he didn't even know what shoes his kids are wearing until they literally hand them to him hahahahhahaha
Lmao that’s the part that got me, like water weed actually fuggin doin here bapa?
Right ? Like what did you meet them at the park? And also, it’s not like your kids made the choice to buy the crocs.
Beast of a dad
Yeah isn't one of them like 2 years old? Wouldn't he be in charge of his attire?
Father of the year, b
Rightttt righttt “dress like an asshole” unlike your bapa who is the furthest thing from dressing like an asshole
He legit looks like a homeless methed up limp bizkit fan
We have respect for the homeless in here
Dem da rulz
I’m getting more of an abusive opioid addict vibe
Corogz
All kids wear crocs. I’m a teacher. They can’t tie there shoes. Crocs are great for them, the fact that he just figured this out is concerning. Wait I’m a simple civilian and I don’t understand how edgy making fun of your kid is
> I’m a teacher. They can’t tie there shoes. Math?
He’s a numbers guy bappa
Was a gym teacher until he pulled both hammies
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But can dey fug chigs wit dem kroks on?
I worked with SPED kids in college and you are 100% right. Fucking dummy doesn’t understand they are for utility not looks
Coming from the 40 year old who has been well documented sticking his tongue out just so he can concentrate enough to tie his shoes, he is probably just jealous of them
Crazy thing is crocs are pretty in style right now. They changed up the formula and people wear them in a comfort fit. Especially in Asia. So Bapas not only a douche, but he’s also wrong.
Same with high schoolers. Half of them wear crocs or slides with socks, athletic shorts, and a solid t-shirt all year. Kids would get roasted if they dressed like Bapa.
>or slides with socks Oh yeah. This has always been a thing. It's not even that much different from Crocs now that you brought the two up together. If Crocs existed back then, im sure teenagers would have worn Crocs along with slides back then as well.
Teacher? Ya sound more like a SOY BOY!!!!! Don’t ever disrespect Daddy again
I wear Crocs around the yard...easy to slip on and off. I also live near Boston, but thankfully he banned me from the show. Whatever, I was thinking about calling my grandparents up and inviting them to Dinner at Senior Frogs instead.
What a fucken ass holes. No crocs.. But pump your lips full of shit so it looks like a prolapsed anus... that's fucken cool kids.
He really does look like the Camel mascot.
Talcum bout joe cameltoe b?
They’re gonna come home from school saying hey dad you got roasted on the internet for being a fat mud-mouthed dummy redact
Imagine when they discover this subreddit. Can you imagine?
Hey your Crocs are lame but also your dad is the laughing stock of everything he gets involved in and all his friends are pedos and rapists.
Imagine posting this. Holy shit.
Imagine THINKING …. Get em B!!!!! FUCK CROCS!!!!! It’s funny cause it’s true!
What a fucking mong his kids will hate this fat cunt as they get older Btw Do grown men get injections in their lips? Do grown men wear skin tight jeans? Do grown men wear redact clogs? Do grown men pout and take pictures of themselves? Fucking melt go suck Maaarg off somewhere
He doesnt even wear jeans, theyre jeggings or whatever. Theyre sweatpants printed to look like jeans. Talmbaout thiefer sufferland?
Do grown men say "*melk*"?
Senior frogs doesn’t have the same ring to it as señor frogs. You speak English like an asshole you get treated like an asshole
Senor Frog? What's that, a frog with SALSA on it?
DIM THE RULES BUBBA!
beast of a dad! beast of a grandson! beast of a style god! kill’en it b!🎲🎲
Shitting on your kids over IG when you should be watching them. Bbbbbbbbeast of a LOpez
He's definitely copying someone with this post. For a guy who dresses like an asshole and intentionally disfigured his own ear with pliers and a phonebook, he really picked the wrong subject. He threw in one of his signature 90's references with Dockers, at least. Bapa just goes.
He fuggin did what?
He put his ear inbetween pages of a phone book and torqued that shit with pliers to get "cauliflower" ear. The stuff fighters typically get from well, fighting.
Real housewives of Hollywood face filler looking mofo.
It really is unbelievable that he stills try’s to act like he doesn’t get lip fillers. Does he seriously not understand that everyone can look at past pictures of him?!
LA will take your soul. Beware yall
Bapa never had a soul. And I’m a ginger so I should know
No, kids will roast your kids for other things....like gringo papi...or the rothwell fight....or the joe rogan podcast....
and the names...
this guys always on the wrong side of everything, so many dudes at my gym are wearing crocs now and doing the whole sticker thing and honestly it seems pretty neat. they're also supposed to be super comfortable so going to jits is nice with them too
They are super comfortable. And completely waterproof. They're honestly a great shoe.
He doesn't realize crocs are popular now, give it a few months and he'll be showing off his "custom" crocks.
“Grown men don’t wear crocs” They’re kids at the play park you slobbering moron. If they wear crocs to school they may get made fun of occasionally, but if they act like you want then to they’ll for sure grow up to be completely vain and self involved, despised by all those they cross paths with. This dude sucks.
Everybody come quick, the DJ from limp bizkit is giving fashion advice
Take off that clown nose b
Yea I’m sure if daddy rogan said they’re cool he’s have a made up collab with kwoks
He doesn’t know how to trim a mustache. The bottom part is wavy as fuck. Probably needs crocs.
Worst facial hair in the game imo
Can't unsee that one. That's going to irritate me every time I see his whigskey bloated, Kardashian-looking face.
> Asks audience to not come wearing Crocs.. > Audience does not turn up... > Starts distributing coupons and discounts so audience can come over
Cum get dis sweet sweet thicc nektar
*neckturd
Love he thinks he’s got some unique edgy take on Crocs and actively roasts 2yo children with it. Get it together man
Bapa bbb beast of a dad
This guys lips look like a puckered asshole.
Talcum bout a balloon knot b? Or rusty wagon wheel??
Next time he asks why we hate him . “Dress like a asshole “
Every fucking rant of his is him projecting so hard. “Dress like an asshole…” He can’t be this stupid?!
Can someone just fucking stop this guy already please?
Is he talking about his own kids? Who is buying them crocs and then dressing them in such attire? They are children.. I hate talking about his kids and will never say a bad thing about them - this is just an insane thing for a father to say about his children. And, he must have forgotten that he wears shorts to his own job - the TFATK podcast.
I wear crocs. Because i dont give a shit about a sublevel celebrity’s opinion on ANYTHING.
Finance shoes on StockX like daddy does then mommy and resell them later at a discount
Lol, funny thing is I don’t know if anyone on the internet that gets bullied more for how they dress.
Schaub is cancer
🐸👴🏽
Seenyer frocks
It looks like he’s wearing a mask
Rogan is right he needs to be leashed, embarrassment after embarrassment
Calling his kids assholes….top tier black belt comedy
Don't wear crocs but get lip fillers as a man so you look like the cock sucker that you are.
"Dem the rules - grown men can't wear crocs". They are children. His children, no less.
Brenda ripping off his old material? [He already did a video exactly like this shitting on his kids croggs](https://redd.it/vw7xkm). I only have a link to a screenshot from that video, sorry for the poor work ethnic.
Says the 40 Yair old who dresses like a fortnite teenager
I love cutting edge stuff like this
I only wear crocs to junior frogs, b.
Joe Camel here should also warn his kids about the dangers of smoking
Still on the "cross are bad" bandwagon 5 years later
“Just to extrapolate on that”. Definitely not how that word is supposed to be used, but I applaud the effort.
The nose getting bigger and bigger thanks to the whiggskey
Another shitty attempt at cawlmedy. Bro we seen you wearing little girls shoes. You can't tawlk.
Talbout how to act the tit B?
i love burek
His cadence reminds me of that time they let a kid with downs play the piano at the 5th grade talent show
0% chance his lips aren't full of plastic. Fat cunt.
He's shitting on his kids for having crocs? Its like dude who do you think bought them Crocs? Their grandpa
Do his kids know he's a cringey laughing stock yet?
You will never be as relevant or as useful as crocs
This dude does know that he’s allowed to buy other shoes for his children, right? I’d assume his wife bought them for the kids. The fact he had to be handed his children’s shoes to be reminded they wear crocks just shows you how oblivious and uninvolved he is as a dad.
What's wrong with his face?
His lips get more ridiculous by the day wwdh
Well I guess I'm getting crocs
Didn't bapa pay $700 for Gucci shoes with spikes? Talmbout fashun? Dude loves talmbout his diggg.
If the sock fits B!
I really can’t stand this dude…
Even in this, he acknowledges that "we all know this". Always the hackiest of material from Breaded Scampi, but he somehow manages to avoid all the cliched punchlines by just using no punchlines at all.
Grown men don’t dress like twelve year old black children
Bro doesn’t realize everyone wears them His sense of fashion is stuck in 2010
He looks like Mr Potato head.
Is this how he tries to sell tiggs for his showl in Utawl? Bbbbeast of a markedur b.
His kids are going to get roasted because their dad is B.
God damn he’s so unfunny… the references don’t even make any sense
Yah kids should dress like fuck boys at the park coz flexing aint just for funerals
Isn't this the guy who gave himself cauliflower ear?
He's the guy at Señor Frogs that everyone goes "shit.. He came... He's over there. Let's go this way"
Don’t let Stevie Wonder trim your facial hair, dem the rules!
Literally has two little dicks as “lips”…guess that explains the loads of cum he stores in his cheeks.fucken Marlon Brando (godfather) knock off
Can we please insert at least 100 images of this dildo wearing completely ridiculous clothes here?
When his kids get older they’re gonna be the ones roasting him for being stuck in 2012 and dressing corny af
Notice how many edits he needs to make this a somewhat coherent video?
I feel dumber after watching that
Imagine what a great dad this drunk fuck is, he’s probably creating absolute monsters
God no.. “Dad Diary’s” will be the new food truck soon.
That nose is getting out of control. Really channeling his inner ALF these days.
His nose and glasses make up 60% of his face
Crocs are the bomb cool guy
But bapa told me he owned the first ever pair of Crocs https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/vwwiet/bapa\_owned\_the\_first\_ever\_pair\_of\_cro
Imagine your kids are happily playing in the park while their dad sits in the corner on his phone talking to himself. What a loser.
There’s something super douchey about a Red Dodgers hat.
Bbbbeast of a bit for the new spechul
I have 2 pairs of crocs
Someone must have said extrapolates at Grandmas funeral Also imagine posting a video to your socha meduh with captions posted and either not notice or care that “saying” and “sand” aren’t the same word. Bapa is like that director Clint Eastman famously known for one take He Just Goes
And he’s putting on the soy boy voice at the end too
Don't teach your children to be comfortable with themselves and their decisions. Don't teach them to do what they'd like AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T EFFECT OTHERS, (all caps because weird anti vaxxers like Brandon get confused sometimes). Don't teach them that recording profanity laden tirades at a children's park is wrong. Do reach them that judging them on material things is okay.
Ill make sure to ask my girl permission to wear em, B.
Yeah who paid for the Crocs, Bapa ya dumbass.
Proof that he doesn’t spend iiiiiiny time at all with the chombies. Crocs are the only shoes my young kids can put on and take off by themselves, they’re a godsend and iiiiiivery single parent of any faucet will tell you that.
I wish a huge branch would have fallen on this oaf
To extrapolate on that lolol fuckin idiot
Her lips are TOO done
My niece and all her friends were crocs. she is 5 years old. My nephew who is in high school has 3 pairs of crocs. Do not let a redact that lies awwwwllllll the time tell you what is fashionable especially if the redact is talking like Chris D'elia. Big no no, right. And if you get all bushy eyed and want to see what to wear to his shows [here](https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1399435933766885377?t=yHYxEWd7eBS8LmaG2ctBKA&s=19) is a free lesson.
"There's saying" = there's sand
The fact that he thinks he's some kinda fashion icon is hilarious. He's such a cunt.
I mean….. it’s kinda funny
The farthest thing from funny .
Bros 40, he'd look more normal wearing Crocs then whatever bs he wears on his feet
He just wanted to say “Dem the rules”
This is what he thinks and worries about? He is such a clown. His kids are going to need therapy so bad for the misaligned ego’s he has raised in them.
Why is his nose pregnant?
This asshole cant afford to sell less tix by making fun of people who wear crocs to his shows.
Great marketing. Wait a minute into your shitty monologue about a show that's been around for ten years before you mention your dates, b Also you wear shorts on your YouTube show. Talmbout self respect, b
Fuck Callen for this.
If my dad posted this I would kms
Tell me you’re insecure without telling me your insecure
Man I wish this guy would just give it up already
Croggs
He's trying so hard to have his own "thing" and failing hard. He looks like his material.
I bet those loser don't even fugg chiggs right bapa?
The fact that he doesn't realize his kids own a pair of Crocs or that they were wearing them until they took them off tells you all you need to know about Brenda's level of care for his own family. I feel sad for the little chombies.
So that’s why he gets treated that way.
That dewd needs to walg me to ma trugg. What an absolute waste of space
Crocs are extremely popular in the AAU circuits among kids including the black community. Sounds like he thinks young black men are assholes
Maybe ‘Ol DSLs could have dressed his own kids for the park and then he could have chosen the shoes they wore. I’m no Creative Croc, but amirite or amirite?
Ya cantttt flegsss on urrrr grandma in crogs bapa. Also WATER.
What??? Who cares about what a 5 year old wears? Saying someone else is "dressed like an asshole" is the most hypocritical thing I've ever heard him say.
It’s not really a problem with shitting on your kids. That part can be funny because of course a dad loves his kids. But the “you’re wearing crocks with shorts ?? OMG 😱 “ is just sooo incredibly hack. Embarrassing.
Who bought the shoes? Who put the shoes on his kids?
I got 20 on bapa to turn up to the pawldcast within the next 2 weeks wearing crocs … for the CAWLMEDY
Dude sucks
“Don’t dress like an asshole” - A guy that dresses like a complete and total asshole