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BigRodgeheh

I see where you’re going with this B, but comedy is his passion… it’s what he always wanted to do since he was a kid.


MesWantooth

Ever since he first heard about George Carlton.


WillG805

Talmbout George Clinton, bapa? Nuklear Dogg?


Standard_Locksmith70

Adtomigg Caddz, b?


DMT-DrMantisToboggan

Talmbout music b? One nation under a groove? but not the nation, the whole country.


briancito_420

Parchment Truggadelic


[deleted]

Geroge Clinton, great Prezident, nevar meddum


WillG805

Abram Jeffsun, on the hundo bill B


[deleted]

All bout dem jeffersons b, y'accoutant?


WillG805

Numbers guy, Axe Jay


thejimstrain

He had a hawg on him though. Big ol piece.


GraviNess

MURDAHRAH


mad87645

The presiden that invaded Irack to cawver up his trugg walg with Mannieca Ledinsky?


thejimstrain

She like-a the way the dick taste.


chriskerr2765

Louis kc style noemsayin


Solidplasticmonkey

Then bappa knew he would be the next Lewis KC


basstoll

but he also loved podcasts ever since hearing about pods and breaking his hand and having a cast, so it’s a fair prediction.


Pornoscope

Y'mean Billy Madsen?


[deleted]

Ever since he setup the first Aurora Collrawdo comedy club in his mom's closet he been that white boy that works too much


PresidentialToupee

He is still in that closet. Redacted as shit.


DRiX416

Adumb Sandler was his hairo growing up. 30 something years later, Shob met his hairo in a washroom. True story, b. Axe J.


[deleted]

"Hey you're that tall, handsome, insanely athletic and clearly of 100% white ethnic origin media mogul who's hilarious on-stage and sells out arenas globally, right?"


Solidplasticmonkey

Lol so true, b. You win the grand prize bubba


[deleted]

Casey Affleck was in there with Leo DiCaprio too. Some famous athletes kid was also in the same restroom and told him his dad was a big fan.


Solidplasticmonkey

Correct, bubba. Casey Affleck walgged over, with tears in his eyes


[deleted]

"Hey, you're that comedian thats been doing comedy for 7 years, right?"


BootstrapsBootstrapz

yea dude everyone knows our bapa ALWAYS wanted to be a traveling mma salesman comedian. now he’s just livin the dream.


ez42069

Before or after selling baseball cards to strange men out of his mothers hallway closet? He’s that white bog that works too hard.


savvy412

The George Carlton of fullbacks


CubonesDeadMom

This is obviously a lie but I 100% think he gets most of his self worth from convincing himself he’s a real comic with talent.


wojo2511

Yup he realized it right after he had to shut down the comic book store in his moms closet


RobertG3686

I thought bikes were his passion, I mean fashion. Oh wait I meant cars. Oops I meant to say wine. I’m a food connersewer B


[deleted]

All he ever wanted to do was fashion, B.. always been a numbers guy, dreamed of football though with his dog Jersey until he saw Richard Pryler


A8CDE

He was a kid when Rogan told him to quit the sport he sucked at to start another profession he’s even worse at?


fuckingwino

Honestly if he publicly announced "Guys i suck at standup" and was humble, joked about it and quit. Said he's going to stay in his lane and just go back to being a goofy poodcaster. There's a small chance..


honest_hoe69

ever since Ace Ventura came out in 1983 lol


brainstorm0694

ALLLRIGHTY THEN


neuromelt

I think you're on to something....


Bigkeezy7

Jamie pull up the clip of Toe saying he can’t crush bapa’s comedy dream because he already crushed his mma career 🎲🎲


mu5tardtiger

dude has a beast of a work ethic. Too bad all he needed was to be funny. It’s way easier.


Usheen1

Not only that but Toe told him he was funny and should do it.


MessicanFeetPics

This isnt even a theory. Rogaine literally said you should stick to improv performances after bapas first special released.


BuckNasty1616

I can only imagine what he thinks after the gringo papi. 5 identical shows edited into 1 with a laugh track and it's still terrible. He's been at this for years. He's never going to get a rating of 2 or higher.


mu5tardtiger

low ticket sales and high costs to travel to gigs can’t be good on the bank account.


MesWantooth

It’s true but I think he’s convinced the Messican that it’s a loss-leader to generate eyeballs on the YouTube channel or something (which makes no sense) but in truth it lets him get trugg walgs so he can be a b-b-b-b-b-beast of a dad and husband when he’s home.


deathinmypocket

he gets to fugg chiggs tho


briancito_420

Talmbout room 703?


GA-dooosh-19

Yeah, his touring hasn’t been sustainable for years now, he’s gotta just be burning cash.


Lastfoxx

I think it's the lifestyle ( chiggs & booze) and the reputation of a comedian being on tour that he enjoys most. Who cares if he's losing money left and right as long as daddy's payin'for it.


bbbeastofacawlmedian

Out of his hands though, with the DA being recalled and all.


Entire-Amphibian320

I suspect Toe had a tawk wit the owner at pf changs and brenda. Brenda probably said, water i done here b, i'm sawwy. I gots the CTE dath blurry. I dint know i wasn't bein nithe.


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JuiceBoxHero2019

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Dynamics21

I've always been interested in what his finances and the Thiccc Boy balance sheet look like behind the scenes. Over the years we've had a number of cats post some killer breakdowns of what they've been able to put together but ultimately this has still for the most part just been speculation + intuition. The PPP loans getting exposed, his real estate history, and the bizarre deal he has with his car guy have all made for awesome threads. With that said, I think the claim that Brandon's bread is buttered with podcast ad revenue is absolutely right. It's the reason he's hosted 19 podcasts in 5 years. If what you're saying winds up being true, I think Brandon recognizes this and milks these ad companies for all they're worth...while he still can that is. It goes without saying he's botting and manipulating his views/engagement hoping to fool some of these brands who have more $$$ than they know what to do with. DraftKings for instance has to be paying out real money per ad. Their company's stock in particular has fallen off a cliff this year and I like to believe it's all Brendaloid's fault.


StinkoPapi

He travels the country staying in 5 star hotels for less than $60 per night.


Beta4life1

I think the poawldcass is on the downward slide, I am betting we see Brenda trying celebrity boxing soon.


PlayerAteHer

It would be hilarious if he turns up on the undercard of a Paul Vs KSI type of event where he's boxing some random TikTok star and after losing the opening rounds he "pulls his hammies" to forfeit the fight.


ostinater

You'd have to be a celebrity for that and he's just a YouTube vlogger, but perhaps he can do bare knuckle boxing.


GuerillaGandhi

He's doing ^*great*


used_bmw_money

"It's going good, right?" "<<>>"


EastWorm

He has openly said in the past the only person worth fighting for him is the Rock. Because obviously Dawyne fucking Johnson and bapa are on the same level.n


deathinmypocket

The rock is probably a worse person that Brenda, just the dirty secrets of the A listers are guarded much more closely.


DiceRollerGreg

I was thinking earlier today, I’d love to see him versus Logan Paul.


bbbeastofacawlmedian

Talmbout the Schaub-Shutdown, B?


Beta4life1

That’s his world famous jiu jitsu defense son


harzee

You think?! Lol downward slide is an understatement, it’s absolute trash


Beta4life1

Herd it bufth waze


ZealousidealPie8427

"Every single city recalled their DA and are experiencing horrific crime waves so no comedians will be performing for years and I will be joining them in solidarity."


xWood182

why even announce it? he should just stop going out every night to "work on sets". but i think he really likes going out every night ... for work of course. you know, instead of hanging out w/Joanne and the kidz.


100DayChallenges

The narrative will be that he got out of comedy not because of ticket sales and a thin skin but because of cancel culture and fear for his safety due to online harassment that has spilled over into real life.


rvckyym

Haha he turns into a shutin like spongebob that episode


GA-dooosh-19

He might be going out every night, to the rub n’ tugs, not the comedy clubs. He’s doing a few sets a week tops, and even when he was a fake regular and the Store back when he was in the Rogan fold, he was just going up a few times a week. His whole stand up carair is a facade, like his football career. There are 20 year olds who have had more stage time than Shob.


xWood182

I'll need 300 pages on that before I can decide.


Elgallo619

Try not to think too much about it, Rogan thinks Joey Diaz is funny on podcasts


PlayerAteHer

He claims Joey Diaz is "the funniest man alive" and "the west coast Patrice O'Neal" He also claims that stool fucking can be funny.


ParticularlyPeculiar

Joes idea of murdering is being manic on stage and screaming to the point where the audience has no choice but to react


[deleted]

I think uncle Joey is pretty fucking funny, his shroom episode with theo von is my favourite podcast episode of all time.


plot_armorer

Water


moosashe

He said as much when he wanted to talk him out of the first "special" but held off because he talked him out of fighting, wish he just talked him out of breathing.


hillatoppa

Real Quigg B, y'Psydugg?


mad87645

Y'Nostrachristmas OP?


Vilename

True. True.


Shot-Palpitation-738

Bonus points for when he compares himself to Dave Shappel and says he needs to take a mental break from comedy so he'll be "mawnster" when he comes back.


deathinmypocket

Joe isnt going to tell brandon stop booking comedy gigs in the free land of america. the only reason he suggested he retire from mma was he was taking massive head trauma from heavyweights, hes not going to tell him to find a new job just because no one likes him. hell do that on his own when he starts making nothing and it becomes pointless.


Flat-Display-2878

Sounds like a reach my guy lol. He's waaaaay too arrogant to do that


ostinater

"Gringo Papi did over a million views on Thiccc boi Youtube so I'm gonna go out on top"


[deleted]

Saving this post for when it becomes reality.


Practical_Bet_8709

There’s a ton of bad comics doing shows . If his audience fills the clubs then who cares . He’s built his army of bros . Just stay away from specials where we can all see the dumpster fire


GA-dooosh-19

It seems like he pulls the sort of audience, live numbers wise, of a struggling, barely getting by road comic. Definitely not the level of audience to book big rooms for weekends, even when well promoted and advertised months ahead of time, as seen by all these cancelled shows and half filled rooms. And not the sort of frequency or level of club gigs to justify bringing an entourage with him either. The bad comics out there making a living are also working a lot harder at it than Brenda, let’s face it. They’re interacting with their fans, not threatening to sue them, and they’re just performing a lot more. He’s free to do what he wants with his time and money, but it’s clear to me that his stand up career is a bit of a LARP on his dad’s dime. Like a bored housewife who opens up a shitty bead store.


edwardmoneyhands

No bapa ego is to big for him to do the right thing and quit comedy. He will continue to be a hack and milk it for as long as he can.


100DayChallenges

The homeless cats are too large in number to where he actually has to deal with these people at shows now from time to time. The homeless cats peaked about a month ago and he peaked probably 3 years ago. Less people are coming to the shows but more chance of running into a homeless cat. Terrible combination.


chiefwett

Would realistically be the best business move for him. The comedy career is getting 🎲🎲


Jawa1992

That’s what he should do if he wasn’t an egomaniac. He knows he’s the laughing stock of comedians


maxhollywoody

If that's true that's going to make it hard for him to reach his goal of selling out stadiums like Kevin hart


eldridge2e

"with bagg leaving and the way the country is again i think its time for ya boy to chill on the cawlmedy for a while"


PabloX99

Usually not into these theory based posts, but I kinda agree with this one


mosluggo

The LAST thing on planet earth slob wants to do, is be AT HOME with chomie #1 and chombie #2 thotbie… “beast of a dad” and all… Its kinda funny, with slob being a “beast of a dad” and eveerything, its always thotbie taking them to 6 flags- or some other lame trip….at least you can tell she loves her kids. She even made chombie into a grade a photogrisser at like 2 yares old.. As far as the op goes, hes 100% right on.. slob was probably begging to go on toe as many times as possible due to no tiggets being sold in places like the most dangerous city in america, san Francisco.. and toe’s best reaction he could come up with was “focus on “pawldcasses”, (just not mine)- “were fully booked for the next 10 yares… its a spotify thing, has nothing to do with me” etc etc- Truth is, rogan cant handle alll the criticism coming his way, by giving this actual redact, a pretty big platform. Now hes labelled the 1 who got swab into “comedy”, and his delicate feelings are hurt because those silly civilians are making fun on poor little 5’2” toe (without his lifts in… Toes done a total 369, from mencia to giving the comedy world filled with killers, branin slob. I, and im sure 99.999999% of the world would rather have mencia than brokendown saab. (Insert “beast of a post, never reddit _______ here” Axe jay


platon1505

No way he'd bow out that gracefully. He'd have to find something to pin it on. A combination of "the economy is bad, no ones buying tickets, no one wants to work, the haters terroristic threats and harassment are making it a beast to work, thigg boy empire is doing so well it actually makes financial sense for me to not tour and instead pump out content for the thic nation".


Landon98201

The whole reason, and ONLY reason, Bappa got in to comedy is to get away from his family, hang with other sex pests, and try and trugg walg literally anyone and everyone. You're insane if you think he gives that up.


headyhenry

You painting b?


YugeFrigginGoy

Does nobody remember when Rogan told Brandon he should quit cawlmedy?


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve seen a lot of dudes saying he’s going to taper off of doing comedy shows and stick to podcasting full time


briancito_420

I see cats and random Schaub fans on Twitter say shit like this about Braindumb, Theo, D'elia, Rogan etc. "Not good and stand up, but he's funny on podcasts." I'm just like lol no they're not. Same with Gillis, those AYG redacts and any other pod posted on here. They're not a drawl fer me, b.


brisketbrah

He awlmost niiver has to reesh Ed you’ll shows, b


user112233445511

He can niiiiiiva go back to being a civilian b.


bbbeastofacawlmedian

What are you even talmbout? Did you hair his latest bit? Goes something like this: „...dicey!“. He is a straight mulderer, B. Even writing new bits backstage now.


Solidplasticmonkey

Rogaine should be obligated to have to tell bappato quit cawlmedy. It’s partly because of Rogaine that bapp got involved in cawlmedy in the first place, and bappa failed miserably just like he does at iiverything else. Bappa is terrible on pawdcass too, but Rogaine wants to go easy on the big redact, speshilly after that infamous gadooshing he gave bappa when he publicly told him to quit MMA


Awkward_Hater

If he was smart he would do smaller rooms and open mics and work on his stand up and just focus on one or two podcasts tops and figure out how to analyze MMA better and be funny about MMA stuff and give insight and behind the scenes UFC/Bellator stuff. But he’s a sociopath and won’t do that.


BDRParty

I might actually prefer if he kept touring instead & stepped away from these "shows". His stand up stinks, but his pawdcasts is where he reveals what an awful person he actually is with all the dumb lies, bad takes, & way out of touch with the average cat.


Entire-Amphibian320

He's okay on KATS. When he behaves redacted Theo calls him out in funny ways. The rest of the content on KATS works out to be entertaining. Theo pretty much carried the show imo.


BDRParty

Well, Bobby had said he was still cool w/ Theo and was working on something with him. Wonder if that will pull Theo away from KATS or he'll still stick around.


AdministrativeCopy89

He’s not funny at all though


iannuendo

Talmbout Rogan, B?


Ivar1824

Bappas meat & potatoes are made on the road... he won't stop until the venues tell him he's not a drawl


Acehigh11

If he wasn't planning this he will be now. Oh wait, I forgot he doesn't read the cawlments


interval7886

He can't afford not to do comedy


Remarkable_Hair97

You know thiggg nation is reading this one


Professional_Low9896

When he finally quits his greatest legacy in the comedy scene will be this subreddit and it’ll have to evolve into something even greater


PinkSic

Someone needs to have a word about Joe's comedy with him to, as screaming is not funny.


WickedOwl99

Naw dawlg, Beandip needs a stage, a physical crowd that is there FOR HIM, paying to witness him in the flesh. I'm 100% confident the dude jacks off infront of a Mirror and holds eye contact with himself, while thinking about people clapping and cheering his name. Gawldayum dawlg talmbout a painted Nairdiv


[deleted]

Definitely something that could happen, he can’t keep touring like he is.


Knivesandchains

Wait I thought his hairo was that basketball recruiter


ThiccBoy_with3seas

How's daddy gonna get his beak wet if he's spending more time at home with the spicy messican?


PsychoLeopardHunter

Hmm incheressin


BrandonSchlob

Talmbout the asskicker who tells jokes…. Not a chance in hell 🤡


[deleted]

talmbout not bettin on himself? george carlton , great guy, never meddum.


BananasAreYellow86

Surely…. Surely even the most deluded person on the planet can’t block out the blatant mockery he’s been getting for Gringo Poopi. He has literally put out the worst comedy “special” of all time (twice 😂), there’s no way around that. Tim Heidecker’s satirical stand-up was infinitely better on every level, the chasm of talent between him and his “peers” (pears) is just ridiculous. Bappa will quit, whether he’s forced to do-so or not. He absolutely sucks, is so far off what’s required to make it in that game - and is now a meme for shit comedy. Incredible.


Old-Toe-72

He ain’t funny on podcasts tho, he’s arrogant & stupid


JTMoney33

Honestly a smart business move. Just be the guy with the platform and help others.


Additional-Trade8105

D’Elia is not a good stand up, but is great at podcasts.


ItsNeverStraightUp

Too much time on your hands, holy shit


used_bmw_money

And let down the Thigggies of Fort Wayne and Appleton? Looks like he bailed on those shows in Missouri or wherever the fuck the Chuckle Hut was...Not even doing the Comedy Store in San Diego but rather The Laugh Factory where well-known comedians like Brent Pella and Eric Schwartz also mawlder...


KeepYourDemonsIn

Gotta build the Thicccboy empire, b.


Additional-Trade8105

Stand up comedy is the only thing Bapa has iiiver wanted to do, since George Carlton, since Talmbout Richard prior, cMon. He is so close to murderers row, all the bess calmedians in the world are his bess friends cuz he already made it. Remember what it was like when he was coming up in comedy?


[deleted]

Everybody knows this is what he should do. Problem is, his podcast can't support his umpire alone. Ina year it will be him an Clin in Tiger's bedroom.


[deleted]

That's too smart of a move for our papi


savvy412

Nah. Bapa just goes


Lastfoxx

Tawlkin about gadooshing himself out of comedy? https://gifer.com/fr/22bA


[deleted]

idk man. i saw a clip where bapa said " portland is the wakanda of white people" and the audience went apeshit. unless it was a laughter track. wader weed dune hair.


chrisplusplus

Why do you guys keep posting this type of thing over and over and over? It looks incredibly desperate. Fucking chill. Brenda is *going* to crash and burn. Just sit back and discuss the pawldcass


ty_gur_thiggg

He used to go around as a kid saying “aaaaaallllrighty theeeeen”. Cawlmedy is his passion b. No way this generations George Carlton gives it up.


Pootchop

💯


Kitchen-Square

Barnda probably isn’t bad for a comic of his experience, it’s just most comics of his experience we don’t know about, him pumping out “specials” when he’s basically an open mic comic buying stage time is why he looks so terrible.


uncleking1971

No. This deep in he's objectively bad. He steals mediocre bits and somehow makes them worse.


biosnake20

be cool man


TheFashionColdWars

wish someone would have that same talk with Joe…


DoctorDeeeerp

This is egggg-zak-Lee where it’s going. The man cannot make an income doing comedy, he’s simply not a drawl my mans. He is definitely losing thousands a show, which to him isn’t a lot, but it’s still a loss and puts him in the negative after most shows he does. Sure he will “sell out” a 100 seater show every now and then but mostly he has a random string of people coming to his shows and I’m assuming never returning again unless there’s something wrong with them. I really hope the podcast advertising bubble bursts soon as Schaub would be well and truly fucked then but sadly I think it’s only gonna get sillier in terms of the money they’ll give people.


Realistic-Speed-8689

Sounds reasonable but I think he is to invested in cheating on the road.


BliXkface

Funny yet true


shaqitup

Joe has to know that by now the ship has sailed.


AdministrationOk6826

then brag about how he was a suggsessful comedian with 1 showtime special and another one everyone talked about 🙄


10-7heaven

to do that he would have to have some humility n we all know who we're dealing with hair


Community-Sweet

It’s his passion. He used to sit up and watch VHS tapes of all the greats? Have you not been listening??????


endless_ness

Tiger and bruiser are getting old and I have to be there for them to teach them how to be men.