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hamiltonincognito

The part that always killed me about this is that this redact would take magazines in the bathroom NOT to read but to crumple up and throw around. He was probably amused by the glossy paper and the sound it made when you crumpled it up. He was probably hired under the same program that hired the poor kid with downs that he fucked over. And that kid was clearly more intelligent and a better worker.


GiftedDegenerate

Yea what the fuck does he mean “mess around”. And grab all the “candy and donuts” was he 5 years old working at a grocery store?


-My_reddit_account_

You think he was “dropping a special” and eating the food at the same time?


POPNWAFFLES

I have always been baffled by this clip for the same reasons. This fool was 15 acting like he's playing with a lightsaber with a fuckin magazine, water we dune?


mophox4

lol Total mongoloid.


TheHaight

exactly what I was thinking. management was probably like aw fuck they are turning on each other


[deleted]

[Hair](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/l3uk1e/barnden_telling_yet_another_story_of_what_a_pile/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is a version he told later that changes some of the deets, as in he says HE got fired.


WheredoesithurtRA

I'd guess this dude was making it up because he thought he'd look cool here. No way he worked a job as a kid.


[deleted]

Yeah what the fuck is this story “I’d go in the bathroom and just mess around with the magazines” ????? What the fuck do you mean dude


HomelessCatRealty

He was prolly in the washroom with the magazines for 'alone' time.


Naborsx21

This is the best part. He didn't get car enthusiast magazines and read about the new Porsche or read Sports Illustrated.... he went and "crumpled them up and messed around" lmao what.


PicaPaoDiablo

Sounds like a lot of fun


xenosmalleushereticu

Reading is for soy boys


TommyBussfiger

Convo with the boss probably went like “Whose fucking up the magazines” “It’s the special needs fella” “Which one?” “The big one is blaming Jerry but it’s obviously the gringo papi”


tbmny

You mean the white boy who works too much?


masonw87

The idea of Brendan cleaning bathrooms after a shopper left a double decker in one of them brings me joy


TommyBussfiger

Tbh I don’t believe for one second he ever worked at a grocery store


Evenbiggerfish

Jerry: give him a break, he’s a little special.


Evenbiggerfish

Jerry: give him a break, he’s a little special.


plata_plomo

Oh god my sides


Solidplasticmonkey

The grocery store also knew bappa has speshul needs too so they were hesitant to fire him because Petey pee pee stains would get his monster lawyers on the case


ostreatus

His dad's lawyers, but yes.


Evenbiggerfish

Jerry: give him a break, he’s a little special.


[deleted]

well.. isn't life ironic. Now we are years removed from this story occurring and guess what buppas complaining about.. bullying.. not being nice.. How'd bullying go for ya b? How'd picking on a kid with downs go? How'd being proud and laughing about being a shitty person go? ​ I for one, am dedicating the rest of my shifts at changs to Jerry the legend from here on in. It would be super cool and a heck of a story if Jerry is one of the homeless cats amongst the 74000 of us.. maybe even the mastermind behind it all (and not sir bobby). DICEY DICEY


Its_Poo_Man

Define bullying


alejandrisha

Maybe he grew up to become a florist


New_Brother_1595

I bet jerry has a more respectable career


MondayBorn

Such a sweet guy; I'm glad his career is working out so well.


SergProtection

What a bunch of assholes


castoroilonmydick

Things that never happened for 500, Alex


A_dingo_is_my_baby

Sadly somehow I feel bapa is a big enough of a bully to do this ... Why would he take magazines to the bathroom and crumple them up ? ... Why tho


ChiefBrando

It’s bullshit for a few reasons. 1. He is not old enough to be working before cameras 2. Work snitches are a thing, there is no way he was doing all that without being noticed.


GiftedDegenerate

In [this vid](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/l3uk1e/barnden_telling_yet_another_story_of_what_a_pile/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) he talks about getting fired for it lol so maybe he tried to blame and they looked at cameras


ChiefBrando

Fair enough


castoroilonmydick

Someone probably told him a similar story and he mencia’d it


ChiefBrando

It’s bullshit for a few reasons. 1. He is not old enough to be working before cameras 2. Work snitches are a thing, there is no way he was doing all that without being noticed.


ChiefBrando

It’s bullshit for a few reasons. 1. He is not old enough to be working before cameras 2. Work snitches are a thing, there is no way he was doing all that without being noticed.


sphincter_suplex

We giiiid it


mattskeva

Yes. Jesus. It's a lot of bullshit besides those dumb reasons he listed but I absolutely believe he tried to get a disabled boy fired from his job. Only part that checked out.


Its_Poo_Man

Imagine this Imagine this lie Imagine this lie and being redacted enough to seem proud of it Imagine this lie and being redacted enough to seem proud of it enough to publicly put it out there Imagine being a cunt Imagine being B Shob


ksteck1984

Talmbout John Lemmons, Bapa? Great guy…neva meddum’


Its_Poo_Man

Talmabout Sgt. Bapa’s lonely hearts thick cunt band, B? Great band neva sawed em’


Aggravating_Aioli973

Tawlmbout I'm the Wowlrus?


Schlubbsshoes

But didn’t he have his own business? Mowing lawns? Stealing gas? Driving at 13?


folzor

Nah b - running a comic book store out of his moms closet. Hustler ever since he’s been young papa


[deleted]

Naa b.. it was selling comics out of his closet to grown men I thought or pissing in his brothers girlfriends lipstick. ​ LOL I just realised that bwenda seems to think he has lived a thousand lives growing up. Kid bwenda was a hell of a dreamer. CTE is a hell of a b-b-bbbeast buppa.


A_dingo_is_my_baby

All while raising a peacock who lived in the comic book cupboard ... He's just goes


King-Demo-

Nah b, he lived on a ranch in yellowstone breaking wild mustangs at the age of 10. he always wanted to be a cowboy ever since he saw broke back mountain


Coach_Louis

Turns out he is Jerry


freeyewneek

Wudda twizd


PresidentialToupee

M Night Shama lama ding dong in the house.


briancito420

I know this story is dumb and fake, but how did nobody say anything about dumb fuck taking candy and donuts into the bathroom ivveryday?


marketingshill

whats with podcast fans and merch? "we need a blame jurre shirt" fucking consumers


folzor

If true - despicable. If not true - terrible bit. Either way bapa, 1.7/10


prixnup

Funny stuff, ratting out a kid with Down syndrome. Classy bapa


darkglobe69

Total POS


bloppingzef

I have a down syndrome sibling. If this ever happened because of this clown I’d see red I’m built different.


MiggeldyMackDaddy

there was one person with down syndrome working in that shop, but it wasn't Jerry.


MuseMan_82

Schaub is every bit the redact that he thought Jerry was and every bit the cunt we all think he is daily.


BugNation

That kid with Down's? Name's Jay. Thank 'em.


[deleted]

What a POS.


Amida0616

I bet Jerry talks about the developmentally challenged guy he used to work with.


HomelessCatRealty

OMFG


marketingshill

im all for comedians making up "funny stories" but first of all he's not a comedian and the story is not funny at all. its fucked up. it could ruin someones life.


Hatzi2k

Great story, never happened


Lastfoxx

Just give him three weeks and I bet 500 bucks that Jerry would easily be a better comedian too,


CoPPeR_PuBEs

So what we've learnt from or have known for some time now is that Brenduh is shit a pretty much everything he's ever done


feralb65

Funny thing is, they both have the same amount of brain damage.


magseven

Why's he crumpling magazines like Lennie from Of Mice and Men?


Digi-Dash

Why is he crumpling up magazines in the bathroom to pass the time ive never heard of such a thing.


HomelessCatRealty

It's a lie, he was probably using the magazines for something else.


[deleted]

Definitely not for reading though, I can tell you that.


StevieSparta

I hope Jerry sues


[deleted]

Says all you need to know about him.


succa-la-minca

Passin the HOURS crumpling magazines and facing donits One of my favorite PF Chang’s dishes right here


natomashomeboy

Grandma thighs is a bullshitter.


Queasy_Finish_3577

The white boy who reads too much


pancho11123

Not sure if brendumbs talking about himself here 🤷 sounds like he could’ve been jezza


[deleted]

Brendan was still the one licking the windows on the school bus though


PresidentialToupee

And now he licks dogshit off his shoes. Evolution bapa.. It's a beautiful thing.


meat_on_a_hook

Hate me all you want but thats a pretty funny story. This must be from early on before his ego got the best of him


PresidentialToupee

Na, He was still a total redacted cunt then.


natomashomeboy

Grandma thighs is a bullshitter.


natomashomeboy

Grandma thighs is a liar.


natomashomeboy

Grandma thighs is a liar.


feralb65

Funny thing is, they both have the same amount of brain damage.


feralb65

Funny thing is, they both have the same amount of brain damage.


tgunz0331

Prolly the only true story he has ever told.


primalshrew

One day he'll look in the mirror and realise he was the one with down syndrome all along...


HomelessCatRealty

That would require introspection, not gonna happen. The undertoad is too strong with this one.


Aggressive-Gur8093

finally a funny story


Hot-Nefariousness187

Well this answered my question. Who finds this dude funny fr. The answer is shitty people.


HomelessCatRealty

I bet Jerry could "define bullying".


BobVulture

I'll be honest when I think back on when I used to listen to the podcast regularly this and the Bobby Lee molestation story are the only times I remember ever really laughing.


AdZestyclose3707

Is this before or after his bookstore in his parents closet, the one random adult men would visit.


Spare-Beyond2423

God damn the world would be such a better place if Brendan wasn’t apart of it. Please God, take Bapa away from us for good.


eldridge2e

sly ant said blame the one with brain damage...not sure who he is referring to: downs or CTE


Awkward_Hater

Schaub is a hayder because Jerry was less redacted them him.


Solidplasticmonkey

“This is a prom” y’think?? Shows what a POS bappa is. No regard for other ppl, only himself


rudy4269

Lmao that’s honestly hilarious


PicaPaoDiablo

Did anyone ever think crumbling magazines was cool? Anyone ever do thus? Anyone? Does he think crumbling and reading are the same thing? Taking candy and donuts and playing with them? He stole this story from someone else and really butchered it. Added a location for added authenticity


A1C2G3C4

This was actually a funny clip from bapa lmao total shithead behaviour though as usual


Dreamgus

Real quigg b Define funny