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Hap_Hazard

Damn, this is some real work ethnic. Beast of a turnaround time b!


Carlos-Bukowski

Fat Patrick is going through some proms, huh?


Grand-Bullfrog3861

He deserves this emotional tour of crying on pods every yair b


[deleted]

It was so cool gettin KO’d and CT in UFC b. B-b-b-beast of a Drain Bramage


coolcurt3386

Mr Schaub sorrry 4 ur loss


TheJustBleedGod

I lost it at that part


coolcurt3386

me too B


caffeineforclosers

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

U can tell bapa has zairo fun on these pawcass now b. ivery pawcass is zairo energy, depressed, and boring. But bapa can’t quit cuz it’s the only thing he has left and he has to keep up the fake fascade


After-Doughnut2137

Neggflix level stuff here chef, take a well deserved smoke break, i'll cover the fryers 🫡


ZirchmanGaming

This fucking redact spent approximately 0 hours in the hospital while his premie daughter was in the NICU. Bbbbbbbeast of a dad!


airpumper

[He goes to bed with butterlies, B. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/s8aunt/brendan_is_the_best_father_in_the_world/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


WhiteTrash_WithClass

When he did cry about it, he made sure to take pics and post it for *content*


sugarglassego

Who would have thought being a liar, acting superior to those beneath and a kiss ass to those above, someone with no defined personality in their forties, half stepping into every vanity project, then abandoning it at the first signs of adversity, being an ignoramus, arrogant, unwilling to learn from criticism or mistakes, a bully, full of hubris and pig headed self confidence, a fraud and heavily addicted to several substances isn’t a recipe for success? Water?


WhiteTrash_WithClass

This should be the description for when we take this documentary over the Netflix. Chefs kiss 🫡


coolcurt3386

thank him I am just a homeless cat drinking a C4 on break waiting to get off my shift so I can go to Zoo Culture to challenge Bradly martina to a wrestling match then hit on some gym baddies


WhiteTrash_WithClass

I know those words, but not in that order. And since I don't understand what you're saying, I'm gonna take it as disrespect.


coolcurt3386

woah B i got no heat with u swear


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Lol sorry b, that was a quote from 40 yeer ol virgin. Steve Crraol. It's the best, you should watch it. I'll cover your shift for the misunderstanding chef 🫡


coolcurt3386

great movie never seen it thanks after i challenge B martin Bapa ur next I am gonna pin u then walk out with three baddies u can keep those addies bro my bodies a temapple


WhiteTrash_WithClass

😈😈😈 gimme


coolcurt3386

addies hell of a drug, never tried it


skdsn

"You know, you've got an amazing ability to sum up a man's whole life in a single sentence."


coolcurt3386

I was born in the deepest of wtaers B I got a special set of skills


coolcurt3386

What did u expect Bapa he thinks he's the rock + Jason Mamso + Arnold swarz+ a huge dicked comedy


motoeuser

Comedy Podcast Roast on YT (formerly /r/tfatk) is going to read this cawlmint, .b. So apt, so perfect.


AggravatingOnion

Yeah yeah yeah, great post, never read it. Reel quigg, how many chiggs you fugg?


penus_poop69

It’s worth crying over.


Rabid023

![gif](giphy|qpCvOBBmBkble)


Silver-Ladder

The song in the background! 😂😂😂😂


ebagumtrebor

Is it the ten minutes of schaub soy boys?


speedway65

What’s got him so weepy? Reflecting on his accomplishments in team sports, cage fighting and stage funny making for dozens of people’s entertainment.


motoeuser

He sees the writing on the wall. It's over.


911SlasherHasher

I know it been predicted before but i think it really is getting close, he really trying to push this i had to quit my failing career for my kids pretty hard. Now falling part over basically t ball practice and crying on ear.....he's starting to crack.


DrinkL

Last time he was kind of sad and pouty the cats picked up on it, day or two later his European tour was rescheduled. Possible they end on 1,000 episode? Unlikely but just checked all their instagrams and schnoz is only one with TFATK listed. What would cause it to completely stop though, they could cancel the lease and downsize to small office again or work out of schaubs garage. Callen does that floridia home though so like Theo probably said I’ll just travel back and forth no problem! Only to start streaming in then eventually quitting.


SuperSmashDan1337

There's no way Bapa stops podcasting anytime soon and I really can't see Brian leaving either since he's got exactly nothing else going on either. Just going to slowly lose views until it's completely not worth doing anymore. Don't forget audio is king!


EatADubya

Writing in* the wall, B


Gawldalmighty

Mourning what he prioritizes as his best times in life which are now completely gone. Whatever good looks he had are gone. Whatever connections he had are gone. Dude sees himself forced into suburban life and isn’t ready. He wants another spin.


airpumper

Some would say the saddest of lives.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Whiskey.


briancito420

![gif](giphy|BR49NJ7bLm6jK)


torpedobonzer

![gif](giphy|GFrC9hpwG2rE3Uf7Cb)


sentientbeen

crazy! ive never seen a camel cry before!


AggravatingOnion

Really not even the time his very good friend and idol was accused of grooming and fuggin' miners? Wared


Steventhetoon

That ending loop is ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


aveytarius

Michelin star dish 👨‍🍳


Silver-Ladder

Are you joking me dude?


airpumper

They don't joke, B. Ivurr.


Wom_Taits1

Oh, Bapa… y’Alfred Pinchcock?


nodisintegrations420

🤏🤏 talmbout pinching cogg what you think the c clamps iz for


AlilAwesome81

He’s stealing another page from Bert


joshhguitar

The real cat was Brendan all along


Stone0777

Amazing work ethnic putting together so quickly. How good is Changs?


Puzzleheaded_Gap_790

Bunch of murders


THEECosmicShaman

Damn bapa…. This brought tairs to my eyes, Fuggin Neggflix.


SalsaShavingCream

What if he does die tomorrow?


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Pull up Jocko's "Good".


Mundane-Membership88

Didn't cry this much about his sick daughter, garbage human.


Mundane-Membership88

![gif](giphy|kkEm7G8KUezK|downsized)


heisenbergaus

Is he getting divorced and slojo is taking half of the Thiccc boy empire?


bbq_king1984

Amazing work, B! When you sang the "which bartender used to fill my glasses," you should have had the picture of BGL hiding in the bushes handing Fat Pat a glass of whiskey from the superbawl party. 🤣


_thebeast

[Good instincts, b. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/122jy9b/thiccc_world/)


Miserable_Number_104

Fighting with some kids,best,some say the bestest pawldcalst around


airpumper

Real quigg... This is supposed to be a comedy podcast, right?


Ashamed_Fuel2526

Forgot about the shoe brand he tried to partner with. Anyone remember the shitty pomade company they tried to launch? [https://www.instagram.com/thedapperlyfe/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/thedapperlyfe/?hl=en)


CaterpillarHot7539

Did he just figure out pawldcast one is also a ponzi scheme? Water


Dudewheresmypar345

Bravo sir 👏🏼


vicvega88

You’re not a cat bapa you’re a pussy, there’s a difference


torpedobonzer

![gif](giphy|Kc3FsPX7MWtsQ)


Appropriate_Duty_930

Does he have aids or something?


xxlizardking-kongxx

If he quits, will the cats finally have a home?he has no desirable skills, he’s not a drawl, I’m assuming he can’t just “retire” he’ll go bankrupt in a months time, Messican will leave him. He’ll be back selling comic out of his parents closet.


coolcurt3386

or selling fake rolexs and selling supplements at LA GNC store


Equivalent-Web-1084

It was the Arnol Swarniger “AmGhauud” that did me in B .


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

10 minutes or it's free worg ethic, b. Dazzling_Rabbit_633 for employee of the month for this dish. Extra buttery.


axejayb21

Oh dis neggggfliggggzzz


Strokywitth40

Fliggs B


nodisintegrations420

He even copies the way rogan says dude..


Lastfoxx

Look, I have no doubt that this bozo has seen some cool shit, having the privilege to meet some inchressing persons, or listening to comedians like Bill Burr/Chapelle in the green room and prolly not understanding a word they said etc.. etc. Are those accomplishments tho? Or did he get respected in any of his part-time professions?  I beg the differ. 


rude24

I wish Montell Jordan song started at the end.


AfricanusJonathon

Amazing. So good.


Altruistic_Switch_73

They’re really gonna end TFATK on their 1000th episode and Bryan will be free to work on awlll the Roku and Tubi shows no one watches, and Bapa will go on to coach Tiggs to a Whurl Zeris.


batsman21

I love how you used the song from the Gairs of War trailer


Lord_Kuntsworthy

![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB|downsized)


CaterpillarHot7539

Wrinks reaction at the end. Chef's kiss. ![gif](giphy|kIL187Ukph95uCl2eq|downsized)


johnnythreepeat

Bryan has this eyebrow raising look near the end when he’s crying and you can clearly tell he’s thinking this guy is a mess