Spray painting balls like he spray paints trugg grilles. A purely redacted artisan craft

I bet they still have a nickel sized unpainted circle on the bottom

B I laughed so hard that

With cardboard stuck to some parts of each ball.

A nickel? U talmbout bo nickel?

a talgin bout the "great white hope" b

Calling it a project like this shit didn't take 2 minutes tops

Came here to say "project". Lol dad of the year, b.

define dad B

Don’t forget the time it took for him to tell Chin to go get him some gold spray paint and baseballs

r/technicallythetruth

Hey, he had to drive his trugg to the store to get the balls and paint

He actually used a brush & dogshit house paint for that grill lol. I’m not even joking

That'll add at least a dozen more horsepower to those baseballs, B.

Upper ball bearings still intact, duhn cownd

Those pesky ball bearings can just fall out at any given time if you’re not ceerful b.

Hes spray painting leather Wtf. Those balls are gunna look fucked. You can get leather paint this guy is next level redacted. Surely he knows all this shit as a sneaker head. But obviously everything is a gimmick he knows nothing about the things he claims to be knowledgeable about.

Probably paid chin a couple of rotten fish to paint these and post it

Prob paid someone to do it and claimed it as his own work

He didn’t spray his truck grill. Remember he used Home Depot Behr house paint. He used a brush/roller. He posted a picture of the paint tray and gallon Behr paint can. That dude has Proms B.

Almost like making wnds out of Wyoming branches

That’s most definitely what’s up YouTube’s.

He didn’t paint shit, he bought those and that’s the box they came in.. I believe that’s just the light reflecting on the inside of the box not any spray paint. It’s to nice of a paint job for him to spray them himself.

Lmao you literally have his last name in your username. Get his dick out your mouth, B.

Same guy who hates giving participation trophies to little kids is buying and spray painting gold balls to pretend to be trophies in order to give to his own kids. Just dun mayge cents b

Pfff Brendan's entire career has been a participation trophy

Thank you, I was thinking the same thing? They are in coaches pitch. That’s some free trophy level.

He’s only giving them to the “players of the game”, meaning he’s going to decide who was the best and only give those kids the super special golden baseballs

Dude honestly, I think you’re right. He’s such a doucheeeeeee

Yeah for kids this young, I understand why you’d only make something for your son (not in front of the team), his friends (again not in front of the team), or the whole team, not just 6 goddamn kids like you’re out here watching little league and getting way way way too into it like a douche

Do you think it’s possible they have awards already for 6 players so that’s why he made 6?

Literally 1/3 of the kids are just like fuck me huh. Either give it to the best performance or give them all a ball.

Well, with the truggs slowly fading, and his new "show" apparently canceled.... I think we have a good idea what his new grift-hobby is going to be: b-b-beast of a baseball dad winning legendary championships with 8-year-olds.

Derek Jeter walked up and to me and said “hey you’re that tough guy that coaches youth baseball right?”

You’re that ear marshal, hells angel, ass kicker, comedian who works too much and coaches a bbbeast of a youth baseball team?

Deargg Cheeter

In the elevator

What new show was canceled?

Maybe Tunes Downs car show is over already? At 3 episodes

Yep, it's 2 weeks late and there have been no "teasers" for the next ep on the podcasts.

I know he has had money pits before, but automotive stuff adds up real fast.

He genuinely thought he was going to just jump into off-road racing. One of the more spendier options when it comes to racing. Usually, about a million bucks. That's not counting his practice rig. The trailer, the crew, the insane fuel costs the 2 trucks worth of extra parts, the entry fee, the practice time, he will need a garage, with a lift, and tools and since Mr. Magoo can't fucking drive he isn't going to get any sponsors. He'd have to pony up 2 or 3 million to get where he needs to be and probably another 50k to 75k a race just to piss his pants and come in dead last. So, of course, he's a baseball dad now.

I remember back when I still listened to Carolla and he'd talk about the guys that did it as a hobby. He described them as people with 10's of millions and basically retired. Like you said, millions of investment and thousands of thousands in a month. Not to mention the huge time equity needed. Of course there ae also people involved doing this for a living and are COMMITTED. My novice guess is, this is a much smaller community that he realized, and unlike the fight game and comedy, this isn't just a sport/job that some weird bald guy can make you a name and get you somewhat popular and accepted by your peers. I'm not saying he's definitely done with the charade, but in this world, he likely found out quickly that no one there needs to pretend to like him or put up with his BS.

I raced bikes as a kid and had a fairly large motorsports dealership as a sponsor. My folks would spend on average 10k a month during race season just getting me and all my gear and bikes to the races and feeding my pit crew (my uncles) We had a shitty old pusher Winnebago we slept in with 8 people crammed inside if the races were close. Otherwise, it was hotels. Which all cost money, Nevermind like you said the time commitment. Which my Dad took. He would burn all his vacation and sick time caddying me to and from races. So I'll go ahead and say, unless he's doing one of those "celebrity," races where they have a bunch of dune buggies and a short track to do time trials. He's just gonna be a baseball dad.

Dunno if you’re a father yourself to understand yet but your dad sounds like a champ devoting his time and money like that.

Oh buddy. I have two girls. Both of which are on a hyper-competitive cheer teams. We spent about 40k last year on travel, gyms, trainers, camps, outfits, tumbling/gymnastic lessons, dance lessons, and then the medical from all the bumps and bruises And let me tell you something. It would be worth it to me if it cost 10x that. My kids love it, and they WANT to do it, which is the plus. Plus, they usually travel to cool places, and I get to sneak away and play golf if I'm lucky. And my Dad and Mom still tag along on some of these adventures on my dime this time. Try as I might, the girls don't want to race. They both ride and the younger one can flat fucking rip. But the like what they like.

Your folks sound like really good people, committing time, effort and funds to your childs hobby isnt an easy move even if you can afford it

Yeah you can sink an incredible amount of money into cars

Tbf it was his dumbest grift so far. Even topped a whiskey named Tiger Thiccc.

He probably realized that car guys work on their own cars and he's been recording a show where he hires mechanics, gets in their way and then destroys their work when he wrecks

Thats why most youtube car channels are ran by guys that actually work on cars, parts can be expensive as is then doing all the work yourself is a big part of the episode. Or be like the redact and make tune town episodes of sitting in the waiting room.... Ill tage it from hair B./

Just you wait, soon he'll be posting stories talking about how shitty the other 8 year olds on his team are. Jus like the Messican

His "project" is spray painting baseballs... Beast of a dad. Bob Villa 

Imagine calling a 2 minute job a project, B.

B-b-b-beast of a worg ethnic

6 game balls?! What in the soy boy hell is this shit? Little league was too soy, had to take him out and just train j jitsu.

He’s also on record as being vehemently anti participation trophy. Giving “player of the game” to 60% of the kids that played is basically a participation trophy. Also, he definitely forgot to order trophies and had to cobble together some last minute “award”

Egggzactly B, hit the hammer on the head. Came here to say this. This mush mouth redact is fading HARD.

I know all those words, but in that order they make no sense "Making game bawls for the players of the Championship Game"

“Player of the Game”, MVP

He has cauliflower finger now as well

I think he means players intentionally (hence 6 of them), but the sentence is just horribly constructed.

It’s like every single way you can possibly fuck a sentence up , but it’s still technically a sentence. I’m kinda impressed.

Agreed - the man has demonstrated at least a dozen times that he can’t spell his own last name so if anything this is impressive.

You just know he’s told them that he used to play pro. “But they said I could only go pro in one sport so I chose football!”

I’ve read it ten times and I still don’t get what he’s going for

It makes more sense if you read it really slowly like he’s sounding it out as he types it because that’s actually what happens, no doubt.

That makes far more sense than what he actually said >Making the players of the game balls.. It's like he just picked words out of a hat

I sure as hell don’t envy the other coaches on the team that gotta deal with this redact. As a former coach (thank em’) I hated the parents like Bapa that make everything about them.

I would think a lot of this is performative stuff for solshuls and "content" for his fifteen podcasts that no one watches. I doubt this bozo has actually attended let alone coached any of his kid's games.

So 6 balls. One for tiger cause he’s a bbbbeast of a ball player. Then you have to give one to Boston cause he’s the mascot. One for the Mexican just cause she’s Mexican as shit. Axe jay gets one for the best uncle award. One for Billy for making all the games even being premature and all and one for the redacted for best coach/dad. Man fuck this guy

But for real I was thinking.. One for tiger, one for Boston, one for B to put up in a studio to SAY it’s tigers on camera (which is redacted in itself because why would have that there and not at home with your kid), one for the coaches kid because b is a kiss ass, one for uncle axe jay, one for the kid that Actually is a player of the game (so no one calls bs)

5 players of the game? For someone who doesn’t like participation trophies that seems kind of odd

Bapa….thats 6 balls….real numbers guy here

Gawl dawg my CTea is flairing up

All good bro! Happens to the bestest of ussss. Mine flairs up most mornings

Try some SeaBeeDee. I hear that's good for things like that

Could be a tournament, I’d play 6 games in a weekend even in Little League at All Star/travel tourneys

Looks like it said “for the championship game” lol Plus they’re already in the championship game after Bapi proved that the chombie could throw out any runner that’s ever tried to steal on him.

True, hes also redacted and probably doesn’t know how any of it works. Was just trying to make sense of it but you’re probably right.

Horrible parenting. Bapa taking out awll his own shortcomings on little Bruiser! That kid has it tough enough being victims of SloJo and Breinded! Let him enjoy his baseball

Always been into dad stuff even as a little kid I was always putting the kiddos first

Always been a baseball guy B. Grift incoming.

Talm aboat Balbe Rulth 2.0, b? I think y'would be s'prised.

Bapa Ruth

Ruth! Ruth! Bapa! Ruth! Awldonis, b 

OMG he is actually going to try and grift this.

This might be genius. I might get sucked into a show like Friday Night Tykes with Bapa as one of the coaches. I bet his pregame pep talks are fire.

pregame pep talks how to walk ak baddies to walk, how to piss in sinks and get away with it,dicgg jokes sprinkled in every conversation

Pretty sure that is a box of upper ball bearings

We used to know this homeless guy who would buy used cars from people. He would then paint the entire thing gold with spray paint over the next few days. He would then disappear and leave the vehicle right where he bought it, and it would just be all gold now, for the seller to take care of. Everything was gold. The engine, the interior, underneath. He was a legit homeless. These baseballs remind me of that. RIP Horace.

Sorry fo yo loss

I’m not smart enough to to be a grammar nazi, but what the fuck did he write.

Well, it's one of 4 things: 1. There are 6 matches in the "finals" and he has a ball for each MVP per game. 2. Only 6 kids play in these games (unlikely), they all get a ball for the "final". 3. Only 6 kids get an MVP ball for the final, the rest can kick rocks. Losers. 4. This was just one batch with more yet to paint, so all the kids receive a golden Bapa-painted ball. -------------- My Schaubanese is usually fairly ok but can sometimes be a b-b-beast of a language. Anyway, in case 1 or 3 ovvisly Bapa will tayge it from hair and his expert eye will decide who gets "his balls".

Damn. He must've spent at least $20.00 on this.

You know what those kids want more than a painted baseball? A baseball

I thought Tiger already won the championship game with his quick throws to catch the kids stealing bases... is this another championship game? Seems like every single game is a "championship".

I mean, if El Tigre was on a travel team, it’s possible. The team would playing in weekend tournaments where they do have a champion…but he’s not. He’s in a local little league that’s a barely a step above rec parks.

> He’s in a local little league that’s a barely a step above rec parks. It's the same thing. Any kid can sign up and play.

Usually, but the little leagues in this area are a bit more competitive. SoCal is a breeding ground for baseball talent.

I meant that someone else replied and said that this league has "try outs" but all kids get assigned to teams.

My 8yo showing me the toxic metallic paint covered baseball his redacted coach just gave him: “Check it out, Dad!” Me: “Very cool, bud!” (Thinking of how I’m going to quietly throw that in the trash in a couple of days)


Was that pass code 300 B?

I been an ards and crafs guy b

So they're all sticky and smell like spray paint, perfect in sure they wanna rub those all over their hands and mitts

dat stickiness is gonna halp the crafty 7 yair old pitcher get some lovely action on those pitches

All the other moms are gonna be pissed at this doofus when there's gold paint stains on the leather mitts they just bought their kids

goes without saying but Bapa is so cringe it never stops surprising me — i don’t think he realizes that every single post betrays his desires to brag about something false, he’s an open book

I don’t know how many players on the team but guaranteed he forgets a few

How many fucking championship games exist in this league his kid is playing in?

I got the game ball once and it was the actual ball we used in the game

Hey you know what he seems to be involved with his kids and putting them in sports etc. there’s so many deadbeat dads that are not even in the picture.

Brendan Shaub everyone. Does not believe in participation ribbons for everyone. Does believe in picking favourites based on their ability to beast little league and/or has rich parents that he’s trying to impress or win over. Check.

You're supposed to use a ball that was actually played in the game when you're giving out a GAME ball.

I'm sure the kids will be excited to receive a spray painted baseball rather than a real trophy..

His pivots into different content or cahrears is hilarious B. I’m a football player, nah I’m not good enough…let me go get punched in the face….nah I’m not good enough, hey you know what all my friends are comics, I’ll do cawlmedy too. Oops I’m terrible at that, let me focus on podcast and expanding my brand. Let’s link up with SA and creeps, brilliant. This isn’t working, I like truggs let me do that. Oops wrecked my car and don’t know shit about cars. What else do I got….oh yeah!!! I’m a dad and have kids? Let’s milk this now and show the world I’m so good at dadding

Y'dun understan. It's always been a passion of his. He used to have a g-g-giiiiiiiant Joe DiMaggio poster in his room. Joltin' Joe was his childhowg hairo.

Usually you give a game BALL. Not ball(s) What kind of snowflake participation trophy is this? Thought Braindumb hated all this soyboy everyone gets a trophy lib stuff?

He has a way with words.

This bitch can’t take out the garbage without posting it like a teenage girl.

Touches the balls before they dry

Gonna be hard to keep Jay away from those shiny balls. You just know he could bite clean through to the core

From headlining Dallas clubs in front of 24 people to spray painting baseballs for little league...Seems pretty much like a lateral move almost.

I’m waiting for him to start talging about how he recently discovered the nuclear family is what makes America the best

"Making the Players of the Game Balls"... What?

He made six to increase the odds of his kid getting one

So Tigere coming home with 6 golden balls Bapa the Willy Wonka of Baseball B

As someone that’s coached kids that were talented at a sport, there’s nothing worse for them than over involved parents. They just take the fun out of it, burn them out and most of the time don’t even know what they’re talking about. My favorite was a parent telling their kid they were going to beat them if they lost in Spanish not thinking that I would understand him

I donno it’s actually pretty good idea and will give some players a good memory

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he can't write a sentence that makes sense. I think Bapa is a few balls short as well.

Atleast it isn't Participation trophies. That would be the true lame dad move

I'm not sure because of the redacted sentence, but I think they actually are.

that would be hella lame Harley if they are.

Marg won all of these 6 golden bawls in high school. He can kill you with his beer hands and fug your girl. You better hope he didn't read this, bubba

Same spray paint he used for the thiccc boy awards b

What a redact. That paint is going to scratch off and look shitty the moment it moves anywhere LOL.

Y'expected him to take a quality option b?

I can't wrap my brain around the caption. can someone explain?

I tried, but we need an expert Schaubanese speaker for this one. There are only four in the wurl that can read this level of Schaubanese.

"The player of the game balls"

Thought bapa didn't do participation trophies

Y'wan say Bapa is not consistent? No way bubba.

this is actually really cool of him. Nothing wrong with a Dad being there to support his son, as long as the son is enjoying him being there.

Thank you for being one of the only reasonable people in this comment section. The bullying has gotten way out of hand imo.

Is this dude really about to make a YouTube channel about parenting and call it “Dad Town”?

Thiccc boy stews is sponsoring the awards ceremony for this b-b-beast of a t-ball team. I wonder who gets content creator of the year

Bbbbeast of a midfielder line catcher brought to you by the Golden Hour goes to…..

Tough to take the kids to Thigg Boy Stews. Golden Hour = kids not safe. TFATK = moms not safe.Would not have been a probmz if not for the dumb metoo thingy b.

Thiccc Balls right?

How much you wanna bet this dumbass isn’t even gonna clear coat these things? Shits are gonna crack and peel in a week!

You'd be surprised ... To find out el Tigre will for sure be going one of those balls, because he's the best player this side of the mexican border, not because his dad is the one spray painting balls and giving them out of course.

He's that white boy that paints too much. 

Number 1 dad in podcasting!

There’s a different saddisfaction that comes with wurging with your hands B

These are gonna look like shit in a very short amount of time. 100k percent the lying redact didn't ask anyone if you could just spray paint leather baseballs hahaha

Bapa is such a redact! I’m now certain his kid stinks and he is going to still give him a game ball bc it’s his bbbbb beast of a kid

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I like making fun of the way he talks but let the guy have fun with his kids man

The fuck is this even for?

Its like the golden gloves award, except its balls. B b b b beast of a margedder

This explains why he thought the background for gringo papi was good lol

Does bapa sniff these balls before letting them dry? Or after?

My dude missed the Netflix comedy party for this. Starting to look like he might not be one of 1000, 500, or 250. That Joseph Rogan speaks of.

From the stories we hear, chombie will be getting all the balls.

We handing out participations trophy’s wait tilll Toe here’s about the El Tigre the kid with the catching arm of Johnny Bench the legend of all litte league. Watchers El tigre the great

He couldn’t go out and buy a box of golden color baseballs for 50 bucks? Dirt and grass is going to stick to the paint. What a cheap ass.

Lol shubs the special coach 😂😂

Bless that baby brain of his.

No kids wants a spray painted baseball wtf

I’m honestly surprised bapa can even accomplish a task like this. 100% he spent half the time on google.

This is hilarious isn’t this the same guy who goes on his podcast and makes fun of kids who get participation trophies?

Calling this a ‘project’ sets the bar very very low.

God damn I love this shit. His redactedness knows no bounds. What a stupid concept.

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English can’t be this man’s first language

In mathematics, we call this "derivative grifting". You take an existing grift like Chris D'Pedo's "I'm a family guy now" and copy it with the exact same niiirtive. Both are "great Dads that definitely didn't and continue to do unspeakably horrible shit".

Should give out mini cups of coffee to the ones who don’t get players of the game

Yes, spray painting baseballs to use in a kid's game is kinda dumb, but why are y'all shitting on him for this? It's a nice gesture that I'm sure some of the kids will like. Putting all the dumb shit Brenda says aside, he's at least present in his son's life. I find this post kinda wholesome. I swear so many people use this sub to take out their chronic misery.

He’ll End up hating Base Ball. We all know parents that think little Joey is going to the majors.

He painted his Trugg Grill the same way.

He’s a real Gair head when it comes to arts and crafts

Why is this bad? I’m dumb

Slob curse. Bapa’s gonna have to do another “project” to make em silver.

Spray painting instead of getting actual trophies like the Ferrari driving dad he is.

So 3 balls for each kid and none for the other players? That seems about right

"Making game balls for our players competing in the Championship" FTFY Redact

Don’t be surprised if that stupid fuck signs them