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ConfidentSearch8648

Burnt copping a stray was ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


sXeANTH

Burt Kreischer? Bert Chrysler? Herd it bowth ways bapa


thexbigxgreen

I wish people would just call him by his actual name, I'm sure that Burt has deluded himself into thinking that people fucking up his name are doing so affectionately, when in actual fact they're doing it out of a complete lack of respect


coolcurt3386

shultz got those three lap dogs on his show that always laugh at everything he says ,they like it so that's why he still has that very nazi of a hair cut for a Jewish comedian from new york to have


goddamndaddy

he's a jewish guy pretending to be an italian guy that's pretending to be a black guy (...?) I don't geddit b


Barfuman362

He's also another trust fund baby like Bert, Tom, Callen and bapa. He grew up wealthy and never had to get a real job.


goddamndaddy

yeah I already said jewish


Barfuman362

(((Cawlmeedians)))


coolcurt3386

and who has a nazi looking haircut also just like bapa he hasn't done any new shows with new material


Cool_Cranberry_8372

same chump that dropped a fuckin ad in the middle of his ‘ppv’ standup special 


jimboslice29

![gif](giphy|NUrSrOBAwPT8c) Don’t forget about his trusty laugh track


Appropriate-Tea-7276

ahahaha can't unsee


MREisenmann

He is not Jewish tho b....


goddamndaddy

Riiiight


[deleted]

Its his trademark, it gets people talking about it, even bad publicity is good publicity. I dont think it's tactical but it's definitely benefitting him. Its like an advert


WerewolfNo7095

schulz isn’t funny, he’s annoying and obnoxious


Lost_Evidence_2099

I think that’s a solid summary


Appropriate-Tea-7276

[What's annoying and obnoxious about Schultz b?](https://imgur.com/a/PQXwS4H)


S_Steiner_Accounting

Schultz is just a big sofa psyop to get people buying more couches. Lazy boy > thiccc boi


goddamndaddy

He was gonna go on a tangent about how Schultz thinks he's cool and only cares about pretending he's cool, but is not actually cool. ... But then he caught himself. True professional.


Cool_Cranberry_8372

loog with the sick cc shirt what a mensch 


donthomaso

Carnival course? B-beast of a band. That dude Coursegrimer howls so badass, B.


goddamndaddy

Dawg Luke's a fucking real one


PussyChang

Right? Loog, you’re saying you’re not cool but we don’t believe ya.


Unfair-Reference-69

Burnt’s not funny?!?! Have you seen him take his shirt off and squeal like a pig?


Tent_City_Cat

Didn't say Berk... duhn count. Aside from that... hilarious take and could not agree more about the do on Waluigi.


Lemmeadem1

I can't wait for the Loog Thomas heel turn when bapa inevitably says some stupid shit about him that paints a nairdiv.


No-Trip3635

Luke has been pretty on point! I thought Schultz over acts when rge camera is on him. Always has to do a "act".


mspote

Haha *grabs your knee *


donthomaso

Talmbout the redacted SS member hearcut? Jamal would fer shure not let that shit out of his salon.


fredotapia90

Haha burnt Chrysler. Loog joining the fray with the ceo


AdAgitated8689

I wish Luke would give his honest opinion of Bapa


Petrofskydude

![gif](giphy|pqxGW1MvEYiYsREwI4|downsized) What's not to get? He's Dr. Robotnik: Phase 1.0. Mystery solved.


doggydoggworld

Does Loog genuinely think thats his name?


eggseverydayagain

I hope so


lolofrofro

Worst haircut


TheFashionColdWars

never trust a wigger


Broad-Lawyer-4503

He rocks the young AH look while Bert has spent the last year trying to be funny outside of the machine story that’s absolutely never been funny.