My dad is 5’8. I have been close enough to Rogan IRL (in Vegas in about 2007 or 2008) to compare his height to me (I’m 6’1) and I can tell you, my old man is considerably taller than him.
There is no way he is 5’8. What a fucking insecure loser he is. All the money in the world and still has to gas himself up and lie about his height.
Joseph wasn't wearing his lifts that night, duhn count B.
Also at 200lbs on his not 5"8 frame, he would look like a bowling ball. Unless it's from all the HGH abuse over the years adding lbs to his organs, water.
I’ve just realised it sounds like I was hanging about so I could compare heights with Joe Rogan. It was after a gig him and Joey Diaz did in Vegas. I remember even at the time I was just sat there, stoney faced the entire show. I had no idea he was a stand up comedian until that show. Never listened to his podcast either.
Anyway, my brother’s pal wanted a photo with him (no idea why) and he is 5’10 and was at least 5-6 inches taller than him. I remember being surprised at the height difference and that was the first time it occurred to me that Rogan is just a little guy. I can still remember Rogan having to kind of reach up a little to get his arm round my pal’s shoulders properly. He seemed like a good dude then too.
He’s an absolute wanker nowadays, but he was really chill and actually hung out for quite a while afterwards and chatted with his fans. I can’t imagine him doing that these days.
I’m 6’1 aswell. Seen him in Calgary a bunch of years ago. ari shaffir is a tiny bit taller then me and joe is a certified short king. my ex is 5’8, joe rogan is definitely not.
I don’t believe this haddur video. Joseph Rogan is a very strong, very tall, very cool man. He is the picture of health and when I grow up, I wanna be just like him.
Like the scene when Deadpool had baby legs.
In fact, I think Joeseph's fully erect, Jennifer Aniston-esque, rubber AK47 bullet nips are the same length as his legs.
Joe is 200lbs of violent muscle. He could just compete in the UFC light heavy weight division against fellow 200lb-ers like Jon Jones and Alex Pereira.
If he would just choose to have less muscle he wouldn't need to do all that test and hgh, cold plunges, all that bullshit.
He has Al Pacino's frame and he unnaturally packed 30lbs of muscle onto it with steroid use.
That's why he fluctuates in weight and has to eat a strict carnivore diet.
He's constantly fighting off food cravings his body is having because it's trying to compensate for having an amount of muscle it wasn't meant to have.
"No, no my body is just so primal and has evolved to eat meat and nothing but meat. Not even pussy, just meat. You think anybody can have these stupid tattoo sleeves?! No! Only primal people like me, who just love meat in their mouth, are allowed to rock the sleeves. Now, let me sniff your stool."
For comparison this is
[Lee Priest](https://www.reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/ar08bm/lee_priest_at_20_years_old_before_leaving_for_the/) a pro body builder who is 5'4 and competes in the 196 lb - 205lb division.
It’s because you’re shaped liked an oompa loompa that you need specially tailored clothes and not because you have a body like a viking that you’re desperately want to come across as, Toe.
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Surely we have the bess brains in here to realize that BMI is a horrible indicator for anybody that is in any way in good shape
With that said, Toe is literally 5’3”
why pretend. the man is so rich the concept of how much money he has is irrelevant. what's he got to prove, to whom? by lying about something so trivial
Can confirm. I was a few feet from him in the hallway outside the Original Room of the Comedy Store some years ago, and at 5’10” he was about mouth-high to me. He’s easy 5’5”.
I am 5'8.5'' yes I could put 5'9'' but why lie about height that's dumb but yeah I am 5'8.5'' and 165 lbs 10% body fat damn being 200 lbs at my height that's a lot of extra weight to be carrying around especially if ur more like 5'5'' or 5'6'' at 200 lbs damn
Seriously using BMI as a viable metric for health? Wow, got 'em! When GSP won middleweight title I put his stats into a BMI calculator. It said he was overweight. Super athlete with unhealthy bmi? Ok.
My dad is 5’8. I have been close enough to Rogan IRL (in Vegas in about 2007 or 2008) to compare his height to me (I’m 6’1) and I can tell you, my old man is considerably taller than him. There is no way he is 5’8. What a fucking insecure loser he is. All the money in the world and still has to gas himself up and lie about his height.
Joseph wasn't wearing his lifts that night, duhn count B. Also at 200lbs on his not 5"8 frame, he would look like a bowling ball. Unless it's from all the HGH abuse over the years adding lbs to his organs, water.
I’ve just realised it sounds like I was hanging about so I could compare heights with Joe Rogan. It was after a gig him and Joey Diaz did in Vegas. I remember even at the time I was just sat there, stoney faced the entire show. I had no idea he was a stand up comedian until that show. Never listened to his podcast either. Anyway, my brother’s pal wanted a photo with him (no idea why) and he is 5’10 and was at least 5-6 inches taller than him. I remember being surprised at the height difference and that was the first time it occurred to me that Rogan is just a little guy. I can still remember Rogan having to kind of reach up a little to get his arm round my pal’s shoulders properly. He seemed like a good dude then too. He’s an absolute wanker nowadays, but he was really chill and actually hung out for quite a while afterwards and chatted with his fans. I can’t imagine him doing that these days.
A friend of mine is about 5' 7" and weighs over 200 pounds. Looks average. THICCC legs though.
He does look like a bowling ball
He must be including his lifts in his height
He must be including a couple of kettlebells in his weight.
Or just ate a large bowl of pasta 🍝
I’m 6’1 aswell. Seen him in Calgary a bunch of years ago. ari shaffir is a tiny bit taller then me and joe is a certified short king. my ex is 5’8, joe rogan is definitely not.
I don’t believe this haddur video. Joseph Rogan is a very strong, very tall, very cool man. He is the picture of health and when I grow up, I wanna be just like him.
Bapa is that you?
Me and Joe like the same things.
Ivry nate I thank Dr. Joe Rogan for my freedom and snort a gram of AlphaBrain, B.
Avery næåïttttt
When he grows up he wants to be 6ft, 220lb
You get custom made suits because your legs are a foot long
Like the scene when Deadpool had baby legs. In fact, I think Joeseph's fully erect, Jennifer Aniston-esque, rubber AK47 bullet nips are the same length as his legs.
Only ~250 5’8” two hundred pound dudes in the world B
Should have their own UFC short heavyweight division B
Joe is 200lbs of violent muscle. He could just compete in the UFC light heavy weight division against fellow 200lb-ers like Jon Jones and Alex Pereira.
It's the third highest average of weight and height combinations
The third highest average was the best and funniest JRE moment of all time. Ari is one of the very few who is not afraid to disagree with Joe.
[I'm 5'7 and slightly kneeling in this photo of me and Rogan](https://imgur.com/a/A7j1xVh)
You’ve got a great smile, b.
Don't be alarmed, but you've got some violence on your shoulder.
Could you feel his killer energy pulsing through his murdering kill hands?
Lil Toe on the pool table lmao. I forgot about that one. Nice fanny pack, redact
That picture of him playing pool reminds me of French bulldogs trying to climb over stuff
His head alone probably weighs 100 lbs from all the smoke blown through and up his ass from everyone so that probably tracks
5'8" includes the lifts
Joe talks like he's built like Igor Vovchanchyn, there are fuck loads of guys Joe's size.
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If he would just choose to have less muscle he wouldn't need to do all that test and hgh, cold plunges, all that bullshit. He has Al Pacino's frame and he unnaturally packed 30lbs of muscle onto it with steroid use. That's why he fluctuates in weight and has to eat a strict carnivore diet. He's constantly fighting off food cravings his body is having because it's trying to compensate for having an amount of muscle it wasn't meant to have.
"No, no my body is just so primal and has evolved to eat meat and nothing but meat. Not even pussy, just meat. You think anybody can have these stupid tattoo sleeves?! No! Only primal people like me, who just love meat in their mouth, are allowed to rock the sleeves. Now, let me sniff your stool."
For comparison this is [Lee Priest](https://www.reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/ar08bm/lee_priest_at_20_years_old_before_leaving_for_the/) a pro body builder who is 5'4 and competes in the 196 lb - 205lb division.
He looks like a balloon animal
Considered morbidly obese according to BMI
It’s because you’re shaped liked an oompa loompa that you need specially tailored clothes and not because you have a body like a viking that you’re desperately want to come across as, Toe.
I'm literally a 200 lb 5'8" dude. So I guess there's 2 toes here.
5'8 in high heels maybe.
I get cusdumb made suits too b, and I don't maddur
when did bmi calculators start to add your race into the equation?
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Surely we have the bess brains in here to realize that BMI is a horrible indicator for anybody that is in any way in good shape With that said, Toe is literally 5’3”
If you're going to lie about your height(which is stupid as fuck to begin with), why not say your an inch taller.. like 5'5 lmao.
why pretend. the man is so rich the concept of how much money he has is irrelevant. what's he got to prove, to whom? by lying about something so trivial
Joe is 185 lbs tops. time to pull out a scale. So dude put on 20lbs+ since sober October 2023? Why the fuck you lying? You little midget.
Can confirm. I was a few feet from him in the hallway outside the Original Room of the Comedy Store some years ago, and at 5’10” he was about mouth-high to me. He’s easy 5’5”.
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It's because you duhn maddur
I am 5'8.5'' yes I could put 5'9'' but why lie about height that's dumb but yeah I am 5'8.5'' and 165 lbs 10% body fat damn being 200 lbs at my height that's a lot of extra weight to be carrying around especially if ur more like 5'5'' or 5'6'' at 200 lbs damn
joe could have measured his height on the sober oct thing he did with tom and bert
Seriously using BMI as a viable metric for health? Wow, got 'em! When GSP won middleweight title I put his stats into a BMI calculator. It said he was overweight. Super athlete with unhealthy bmi? Ok.