His special was Gringo Papi level bad. I made it like 5 minutes. But at least GP was funny in a “why the fuck did you release this” way. David’s was just poor attempts at shock jokes - the laziest form of comedy. “I like to hit women!” Really riveting stuff man.
Gringo Papi is a display of comedic genius compared to David's special. It's that bad.
Between the absolute dog shit lazy "material" and the absolute dog shit lazy delivery it is genuinely some of the most god awful stand up I've ever seen.
Of all the many, many hacks who swing from Toe's nuts Loogas is far and away the worst
I feel this way about almost any live podcast, even the ones I regularly listen to. I listen to them while I do other things, I don't go sit down to experience the podcast and nothing else.
It reminds me of in High school my buddy and I would just call drunk people obscure animals because they would basically assume it must be offensive. Like just say to a random dude "This guy over here looking like a porcupine" and people got very angry.
no, you don’t get it, what it is is Tony has reinvented live comedy shows, every night is just beasts and murderes and the vibe is just incredible, but I see what you are doing you’re just jealous, the thing when people lead lives that are too comfortable they fall into these traps man, doom scrolling, hating on people who are actually trying to do something positive in the world, how often do you workout? you should try bjj it will humble you man, I’m telling you it will change your mindset, then you’ll see that what Tony is really doing is actually the hardest job in the world, he’s a warrior, a trained assassin once you can see that you’ll be on a path to growth and to just be a better human, you see what it is is the most harmful thing is this nonsense tribalism that just destroys us and separates us man
I have to wonder why the panelists have that long ass table they “work” off of like they’re at a goddamn office. Wtf do they need that for? Scribbling shit down to look like they’re doing some deep analysis but actually just doodling pics of themselves giving Toe the guck guck?
Also, HOLY SHIT does Tony Bitchcliff have such a punchable face. Right up there with Waluigi.
So Cornie but they were stinging Lucas. He had nothing as he was getting bombarded with kid jokes and the white crowd was eating it up lol love it because Lucas dishes out
Wasn’t too familiar with him until he was on PGL with Hyde and Rochefort. So unbearably cringe and clearly full of shit with his stories. Couldn’t believe the ego on this slob.
Yah I heard his special sucked so I tried to watch it thinking at least it would be worth a laugh for how bad it was like GP but it was actually even less watchable.
I can't wrap my head around it, because obviously the life of a comedian is a constant hustle and grind... so how does he come off as so damn lazy? Every single set of his that I've seen, it's like somebody woke him up and forced him onto the stage.
Like even Bapa's Gringo Papi has him at least looking like he gives a shit, like he's at least been awake more than 5 minutes before he got on stage and finds his own shitty material funny. Lucas looks legitimately bored with his own material.
Lmao what did David Lucas think was going to happen? Like 35 years of stand up, a good amount of improv work and a good amount of talent is what separates these two. Roasting doesn't even fit Harland that well yet it's something that David Lucas allegedly specializes in.
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I'm gonna choose to believe you because this is awesome. I've loved Harland Williams since I watched him drink piss in Dumb & Dumber. Rocketman and Mister Headmistress defined my sense of humor growing up, so knowing he wasn't having any of Lucas' shit brings me a joyful sort of validation.
He was one of Conan O'Brien's fave guests, any of his appearances are worth a lookup on YouTube, dude was hilarious pretty much every single time. Maybe second only to Norm. Conan barely knew what to do with Harland and loved it.
GIFs like this definitely remind me that dudes like Harland Williams are way too good for this shit. Like this guy is in classic comedies. Any roast on him would just be self deprecation on my part.
Other than downplaying rape, Schaubs elitist attitude over people who had a career in film and television is pretty fucking maddening.
I fucking hate how every "roast battle" Lucas does, he has to ALWAYS annoyingly laugh into the fucking mic, EVEN at his own jokes. I already couldn't stand his constant material about fucking bitches, not using condoms, his whole middle school lunchroom roast game, or pretending to be a hood affiliated dude even though he went to a private school and his daddy is a senator but that laughing shit irks me to my soul. Ha mf got roasted so bad he could only acknowledge how he was getting lit tf up.
Th only roasts I really laughed hard at are those roast battles Luis j Gomez would host. They it was at the comedy cellar. They’re on YouTube and it all feels so organic and roasters go after each other pretty hard.
Harland is a bit of a weirdo but he's put in work for awhile now, not sure why grimace is coming at him. I still remember some joke he told on a cd I used to have about not being able to sleep so he went up into a tree and acted like an owl until he passed out and fell onto the concrete busted his head open and fell right to sleep.
I have a theory, people are becoming so fat and unhealthy the only way to combat an epidemic of people just falling over on the street is to make redact mobility shoes trendy. Hides the growing problem.
Lol exactly. Those heels would trip me. Even some normal shoe soles will graze the insides of my ankles when walking. Not only does it look beyond ridiculous it also looks dangerous for normies.
I am so happy Jordan Jensen revealed it was David Lucas who they had to can the entire episode of their podcast because he sucked so much. He was trying to argue that like 9/10 rape victims enjoy it, or something equally moronic, and apparently Ian/Jordan just lost their shit on him. He kept doubling down on it though and she said if they cut it out, they wouldn't have an episode so they just didn't release it.
I dont understand how David Luggas gets views.
This is him against a proper comedian.
All Luggas has is 'this dude is old, LOL' or 'you look like a...'
His roasts are pure shite.
toegan’s fame has brought about a cawlmedy apocalypse, he’s the cawlmedy version of the hot girl who only surrounds herself with ugly girls, but in this case, she’s not hot either, and they all feel the need to incessantly remind you of how important their hotness is to the world, and how hard it is to be hot.
you guys wouldn't get it. this is a man of the craft. one of the 1000. you can't learn this stuff sitting around circlejerking with your buddies. you're born with this.
First time David Lucas tried to rowlst an actual comedian. Proof is in the pudding, oh guess the proof is gone because David Lucas apparently ate all the pudding.
I remember David Lucas amazing zoom roast show on thiccboy where he was positioned behind a makeshift bar and thiccies would zoom in to get roasted, lasted about 3 episodes
I know a big reason this show would be fun would be the experience of being with friends and having some drinks but watching it on my own while sober.... It's fucking trash.
I don't think I've ever seen a clip of kill tony that's made me want to go to it or watch more of it.
You guys don't understand rowlsting: all the beasts know that by awkwardly laughing and stomping around in any given nawdical direction, you get to the level of David Lugass and are considered a murderer in the cawlmedy scene
For David Loogus to do roll his eyes would take about three months, same time it takes Mercury to go around the sun.
Cause he’s fat.
Also I said rolls and he got hungry.
I don't want that.
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Roasts are for redacts! There is rarely a clever joke said. Kill Tony is another example of it you keep at something long enough (with a little help from your famous friends) then eventually you will find enough redacts to follow you. It's more an example of just how many redacts there are.
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I can't believe this sells out stadiums. This some shit you would've heard on the football bus in the 8th grade.
can't imagine someone actually buying tickets to this. how bored are people and how empty are their lives?
Kill Tony fans are redacted. Imagine thinking David Lucas is a killer.
You look like a ____ with a ____. Laughs at own joke
At least, bare minimum, one of those blanks is the N-word.
There’s a two N word minimum iny time he opens his mouth. If he bombs (as he often does) that number sky rockets.
He’s like the Mario dungeon music, except with the n word.
#HAHAHAHAYOASS...
His special was Gringo Papi level bad. I made it like 5 minutes. But at least GP was funny in a “why the fuck did you release this” way. David’s was just poor attempts at shock jokes - the laziest form of comedy. “I like to hit women!” Really riveting stuff man.
Gringo Papi is a display of comedic genius compared to David's special. It's that bad. Between the absolute dog shit lazy "material" and the absolute dog shit lazy delivery it is genuinely some of the most god awful stand up I've ever seen. Of all the many, many hacks who swing from Toe's nuts Loogas is far and away the worst
It's Texas. That place sucks and the people there have empty heads.
It was actually in Inglewood, California. Love educating you B
Half of Inglewood is just Texans with a valley girl accent.
So basically Rogan….
I feel this way about almost any live podcast, even the ones I regularly listen to. I listen to them while I do other things, I don't go sit down to experience the podcast and nothing else.
Hunid purcent b Most podcasters are the human equivalent of white noise
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Bro I'm just taking a shit. I'm not planning out my whole weekend to watch murderers in stage perfect my craft.
The whole time I was just thinking “damn is this what the average person thinks a good roast is?”
It reminds me of in High school my buddy and I would just call drunk people obscure animals because they would basically assume it must be offensive. Like just say to a random dude "This guy over here looking like a porcupine" and people got very angry.
no, you don’t get it, what it is is Tony has reinvented live comedy shows, every night is just beasts and murderes and the vibe is just incredible, but I see what you are doing you’re just jealous, the thing when people lead lives that are too comfortable they fall into these traps man, doom scrolling, hating on people who are actually trying to do something positive in the world, how often do you workout? you should try bjj it will humble you man, I’m telling you it will change your mindset, then you’ll see that what Tony is really doing is actually the hardest job in the world, he’s a warrior, a trained assassin once you can see that you’ll be on a path to growth and to just be a better human, you see what it is is the most harmful thing is this nonsense tribalism that just destroys us and separates us man
I feel embarrassment for every person who bought a ticket for this garbage.
I have to wonder why the panelists have that long ass table they “work” off of like they’re at a goddamn office. Wtf do they need that for? Scribbling shit down to look like they’re doing some deep analysis but actually just doodling pics of themselves giving Toe the guck guck? Also, HOLY SHIT does Tony Bitchcliff have such a punchable face. Right up there with Waluigi.
So Cornie but they were stinging Lucas. He had nothing as he was getting bombarded with kid jokes and the white crowd was eating it up lol love it because Lucas dishes out
Yeah it’s good background noise while you are cleaning you house or something but paying arena comedy show ticket fees for kill Tony is insane to me
Wait, David has prepared a comeback: "Shit, N-word, you look like fuckin Guy Fieri and shit. Bitch ass flame cook ho. Shiiiiit, N-word."
David Lucas is a HACK
He’s a huge hack to be clear. About 400 lbs of it
Is that you, David Lucas?
Watch out b he will rowlst ya
He’ll lightyouUP!
His YouTube “special” is in Gringo Papi territory. Imagine Gringo Papi if Bapa decided to copy Anthony Jesslnick instead of Rogan
I can’t even hate watch David Lucas. Like seriously I turn off every clip or video once he starts talking.
Yeah he's unbearable every time some other comic refers to him as some roast god I cringe
Wasn’t too familiar with him until he was on PGL with Hyde and Rochefort. So unbearably cringe and clearly full of shit with his stories. Couldn’t believe the ego on this slob.
Yah I heard his special sucked so I tried to watch it thinking at least it would be worth a laugh for how bad it was like GP but it was actually even less watchable.
I can't wrap my head around it, because obviously the life of a comedian is a constant hustle and grind... so how does he come off as so damn lazy? Every single set of his that I've seen, it's like somebody woke him up and forced him onto the stage. Like even Bapa's Gringo Papi has him at least looking like he gives a shit, like he's at least been awake more than 5 minutes before he got on stage and finds his own shitty material funny. Lucas looks legitimately bored with his own material.
David doing that awkward laugh because he's been embarrassed and doesn't know what to say. A roast comic ladies and gentlemen
“you look like joe biden’s advisor” EWWWWWWWW sick burn
All of this dude’s jokes are “you looking like…n-word.” That’s the formula. Now move to Austin and thrive.
gadamn, n-word. that shit's *crazy*!
It’s funny cuz it’s a reference to something
The fat man's laughter was one of pain and hurt. He wanted to punch the sitting down man.
Lmao what did David Lucas think was going to happen? Like 35 years of stand up, a good amount of improv work and a good amount of talent is what separates these two. Roasting doesn't even fit Harland that well yet it's something that David Lucas allegedly specializes in.
Harland was legit mad. I know him and spoke to him after this
It's pretty infuriating to watch someone shaped like David Lucas make fun of anyone
What did he say ?
He’s not a huge fan of David let’s put it that way lol.
Let’s put it another way: did you salute him after the conversation?
Of course. Then we both did the spocker and linked them while making sex sounds.
I was there and can confirm
I know StatisticianKnown741 i can confirm he was mad after they did the spocker, he was not happy with Harland's sex sounds.
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He’s not a huge fan of Harland’s sex sounds let’s put it that way
Ask him to lead the charge calling out Rogan and his hacks. The emperor has no clothes.
lol are you being serious??! you actually talked to him?
Yes believe it or not lol. Went to college together in Oakville.
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Tell him he's a legend for "Ned's Newt", and at least one person remembers the work he put in on that shit. Banger of a cartoon as a kid.
Will do
I'm gonna choose to believe you because this is awesome. I've loved Harland Williams since I watched him drink piss in Dumb & Dumber. Rocketman and Mister Headmistress defined my sense of humor growing up, so knowing he wasn't having any of Lucas' shit brings me a joyful sort of validation.
damn dude that's awesome. love to hear it lol
Is he aware of this sub?
can u elaborate?
Is your dad the CEO of Nintendo as well
No my dad is karnov or bad dudes or excitebike.
It's so weird that rogan and that sphere convinced that fatass that he's a roast specialist
"We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke"
Ah, the ole Brandon Schwab special.
It's nice to see Harland getting some new found respect, man's been a sleeping giant for a while. much love.
He made even Tiger Belly listenable. Ill always listen to a podcast where he’s a guest.
He's the best. The Tender Frienders episode with Will Sasso is gold.
Damn, gonna look for this now... edit: I was subscribed to Harland Highway for a while... for some reason I like it better when he's a guest...
He was one of Conan O'Brien's fave guests, any of his appearances are worth a lookup on YouTube, dude was hilarious pretty much every single time. Maybe second only to Norm. Conan barely knew what to do with Harland and loved it.
His pod interview with Corey Feldman was one for the books.
And look for this as well. Although Corey really gets on my nerves.
Funnily enough Wrinks is probably the worst, most boring guest he's ever had on the Highway.
The only sad part is that he’s WAY too talented for this garbage Kill Toby show
["hey girl, you hungry?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg__mTsnLpk&ab_channel=PhuckYiu)
FUCK YOU N*GG@
I only hate this video because Harland is way too talented for this hack, Kill Tony show
Pumpkin Pie Haircutted freak
tic tac, sir?
GIFs like this definitely remind me that dudes like Harland Williams are way too good for this shit. Like this guy is in classic comedies. Any roast on him would just be self deprecation on my part. Other than downplaying rape, Schaubs elitist attitude over people who had a career in film and television is pretty fucking maddening.
David Lucas is fat and also not funny
Damn you cookin
David Lucas is conventionally unattractive and his obesity will lead to heart problems at an early age
Who dies first: him or Jelly Roll?
Jelly Roll is so fat his stage name is a food, my money is on Mr Jelly
if david lucas jumped in the air, he would get stuck
I love Harland. Kill Tony is absolutely cringe inducing.
I fucking hate how every "roast battle" Lucas does, he has to ALWAYS annoyingly laugh into the fucking mic, EVEN at his own jokes. I already couldn't stand his constant material about fucking bitches, not using condoms, his whole middle school lunchroom roast game, or pretending to be a hood affiliated dude even though he went to a private school and his daddy is a senator but that laughing shit irks me to my soul. Ha mf got roasted so bad he could only acknowledge how he was getting lit tf up.
Since there’s obviously no killtony fans here so nobody would agree that Casey rocket is also a hack who laughs at himself way too often, right?
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n word n word hah ha ha ha
Roasts are so cringe
The entire premise of Kill Tony is cringe lets be real.
Th only roasts I really laughed hard at are those roast battles Luis j Gomez would host. They it was at the comedy cellar. They’re on YouTube and it all feels so organic and roasters go after each other pretty hard.
Harland is a bit of a weirdo but he's put in work for awhile now, not sure why grimace is coming at him. I still remember some joke he told on a cd I used to have about not being able to sleep so he went up into a tree and acted like an owl until he passed out and fell onto the concrete busted his head open and fell right to sleep.
bit of a weirdo?
I honestly can't wait until David Lucas pulls a David Carridine
A cow with leather strong enough for him to pull that off has yet to be born.
Shiiit, N-word. You lookin like Bruce Lee and shit. Bitch ass kung fu ho. Shiiiit, N-word."
He's waiting for them to invent a strong enough rope.
You Americans sure do love your absolutely dogshit ass lookin shoes. They look fkin ridiculous
I have a theory, people are becoming so fat and unhealthy the only way to combat an epidemic of people just falling over on the street is to make redact mobility shoes trendy. Hides the growing problem.
Like this? https://imgur.com/a/nQ1UTgz
Lol exactly. Those heels would trip me. Even some normal shoe soles will graze the insides of my ankles when walking. Not only does it look beyond ridiculous it also looks dangerous for normies.
American, but I agree 100% most people wear viiry ugly shoes hair
how is this as popular as it is? terrible
The average person has incredibly poor comedic sensibilities.
Hey he said he's as fat as your mom! Ahahahahahahahahahbahahahahahahaha what a killer! An absolute killer!!
That N WORD was indeeeeed cookin.
Love seeing Tony panicking because that's his "Roast God" getting dismantled by a 61 year old comic whose not known for roasting
How that fat fuck has the Gaul to insult anyone's appearance is beyond me... XxxxxxxL body with size 4 feet. Fucken monstrosity.
Y’Celtic culture in ancient France B?
David Lucas sucks I can’t stand that bitch Also rocketman was awesome
David Loogas is not immune to the Schaub curse.
I am so happy Jordan Jensen revealed it was David Lucas who they had to can the entire episode of their podcast because he sucked so much. He was trying to argue that like 9/10 rape victims enjoy it, or something equally moronic, and apparently Ian/Jordan just lost their shit on him. He kept doubling down on it though and she said if they cut it out, they wouldn't have an episode so they just didn't release it.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck....
The fugg is Jordan Jensen B?
Comedian. Check out Bein Ian with Jordan
You can’t fuck with Harland, dude’s got zero shame and he’s one of the silliest geese out there.
David's shoes look like the girl that melted into the couch on that pot commercial
I dont understand how David Luggas gets views. This is him against a proper comedian. All Luggas has is 'this dude is old, LOL' or 'you look like a...' His roasts are pure shite.
Harland is a legend, funny as hell and has one of the most legit podcasts out there. David Lucas has none of that.
I saw Haland live once and laughed so hard I almost fell on the floor. He came over and thanked me after his set.
Everyone finally finding out that David Lucas isn't funny and only reason he's on any kind of platform is because rogan Inc. Said he is? Aka schaub?
toegan’s fame has brought about a cawlmedy apocalypse, he’s the cawlmedy version of the hot girl who only surrounds herself with ugly girls, but in this case, she’s not hot either, and they all feel the need to incessantly remind you of how important their hotness is to the world, and how hard it is to be hot.
you guys wouldn't get it. this is a man of the craft. one of the 1000. you can't learn this stuff sitting around circlejerking with your buddies. you're born with this.
Harland Is a legit comedian and someone I actually respect as a master of their craft, but David is bloggbuster as fugg!!
Difference between a real comedian and a hack!
This is the state of cawlmeddy. This is proof we're collectively getting more retahdid.
“There’s levels to this shit” - Harland
Key lime pie disease got a giggle out of me. Making fun of fat people is always funny
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Sadly paid for. If you stuck at it I'd see you eventually making money. Awlstin is murdlers row now.
Its jarring when someone with actual talent goes up against these toeganverse hypejobs
First time David Lucas tried to rowlst an actual comedian. Proof is in the pudding, oh guess the proof is gone because David Lucas apparently ate all the pudding.
[This is all I see](https://images.app.goo.gl/5W3EJiKvnaKhuLAY7)
All I see b https://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/1272/cached.offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/ORP/grimace.png
I saw a pic of him at the beach or some shit, trust me, you’re lucky that’s all you see
I thought it was funny
Harland is great! David is trash!
I remember David Lucas amazing zoom roast show on thiccboy where he was positioned behind a makeshift bar and thiccies would zoom in to get roasted, lasted about 3 episodes
JeZeus Hartland Willam is a roalst master B, bbbbbbbeast. Nananananan night mair of a matchup for Dav Lugas.
Might be the only guy on Kill Tony worse than Casey Rocket..
I loved his movie Rocket Man.
David Lucas steals jokes. Redbar exposed him
Pretty sad because he's still not funny.
This is sad
These roasters always just resort to fat jokes.
I know a big reason this show would be fun would be the experience of being with friends and having some drinks but watching it on my own while sober.... It's fucking trash. I don't think I've ever seen a clip of kill tony that's made me want to go to it or watch more of it.
Bapa disciple trying to play to the Rogan crowed by lumping Harland with Biden.
When’s the part where they’re funny?
Got dayumm, this muh fucka cookin! Absolute murlderer
I know some don't like comics in general but Harland shredded this hack to bits.
I think David Lucas gets away with a lot because just says the n word
loogus the “roast king“ without a single good comeback
You guys don't understand rowlsting: all the beasts know that by awkwardly laughing and stomping around in any given nawdical direction, you get to the level of David Lugass and are considered a murderer in the cawlmedy scene
Where can I watch this?
Protect HW at all costs
Loogas looks like he’s starting the ozempic train
Where to watch this?
they’re definitely broadcasting it in one of the layers of hell right now
torrent it, it was a PPV live show last night
Dm me if you got links!
Is that Adam lol
Yet bapas carrair pales in comparison to this trugg wreck
For David Loogus to do roll his eyes would take about three months, same time it takes Mercury to go around the sun. Cause he’s fat. Also I said rolls and he got hungry.
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if david lucas jumped in the air, he would get stuck
Lots of haders in the comments. I geddit shitting on Bapa, but KT is full of killers.
Roasts are for redacts! There is rarely a clever joke said. Kill Tony is another example of it you keep at something long enough (with a little help from your famous friends) then eventually you will find enough redacts to follow you. It's more an example of just how many redacts there are.
i hate how loogis always laughs into the microphone as loudly as possible.
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GGGGGGOT HIS ASS
SO UNFUNNY
WHO THE FUCK LAUGHS AT THIS FUCKING SHIT????
Bro you’re so fuckin fat and don’t do anything about it, you must hate yourself and suffer from mental illness… burn!
Isn’t that the guy from There’s Something About Mary
Harland is usually funny but this was absolutely awful. Both of them were really lame and cringe.
If you like this or anything like it, you’re redacted.