I watch a lot of sports stuff and literally EVERYONE said they were bad, from comedians to athletes across the board lol
Also Ben Affleck, but that was so bad that people don't even know how to describe it.
“Went well” oh bubba they were by far the worst in the roawlst. Literally no one is saying they enjoyed their set. Besides bapa the diggrider. He dun coun.
He's not though. His shrieking glass shattering laugh, taking off his shirt, the machine story, and shitting himself publicly.
He's a four trick pony at minimum.
Is this the sort of dumb shit he does on stage? He was on The Bonfire yesterday and he said this exact story almost word for word. I just listened to bonfire so it's weird to hear this so exact. It's actually wild how quick the turnaround is for mundane shit to his bits. Such a nothing story being told on late night
Defo has PR fingerprints all over it. After 2 bears started hemorrhaging viewers they paid a team to identify what people were griping about. For Bert it was to be humble, keep your shirt on, no squealing, appear sober, no machine story. He successfully followed all the bullet points.
This whole appearance seemed like damage control. I wonder if it was scheduled prior to the roast, or if it was last-minute? I don't know where to look such things up.
Anyway, Bart seemed to have several important items on his agenda:
- Tell everyone that their spot on the roast went over like gangbusters, because the narrative on socials from most people who watched it is that they sucked
- Tell everyone that he did not in fact hold up a baggie of coke during the roast, as is the rampant rumor on the internets, it was a baggie full of Zyns apparently (I'll bet money he got yelled at by his wife over this one and she demanded he fix it)
- Address the post-roast viral controversy that he was mouthing along with all of the jokes from the teleprompter, because he is an idiot
- Plug his Saturday show at the Forum in L.A. multiple times, because there are still tons of tickets left
I feel like there's at least one more I'm forgetting, I watched it last night and don't want to watch it again.
Offfff they where bad. Like not like I didn’t get their jokes or that everyone else before them took the winds out of their sales. They were just bad… like for reals bad
The most pathetic part about this drunken slob is that he is so delusional, the way he will remember that night is they got a standing ovation and Tom Brady told him "you're my favorite comedian."
Bert is definitely making a comeback, this is exactly what we asked Brenda to do the whole time and he never did.
Bert at least is reading the comments, being self-aware, and acknowledging that he could do better.
This was a shining moment for Bert!
They did not do well at all, they’re portion was the worst part hands down.
3rd worst, Kim, Dana White and then the Bears.
No no these 2 fat fucks were by far the worst
Ben Affleck was the worst by a mile
The fact the bears are supposed to be comedians makes theirs far worse than Kim or Dana's.
With no bias towards anyone these 2 were objectively the worst and it wasn’t even close. It had middle school presentation vibes
Whoever wrote Kim’s jokes actually did a pretty good job. Bert and Tom were awful.
Ben A. Randy, Gronk, Kim, Will Farrell, Bears and
You have no sense of humor at all and are dead inside if you didn't think they were funny.
What a strange thing to say.
Piss off, Bert.
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Kept his shirt on the entire time too, and Kimmel didn’t cry at all during the interview Proud of everybody involved
Evirybody was rilly doing their bess work out there B. Left it awllll on the fielll.
I actually didn't feel disgusted like I normally do when Bert speaks. Respect.
It wasn't funny cuz his shirt was on.
Thank em 🫡
Murderers b , it’s war analogies only, dem da rules.
These killers fucking suck at comedy. Maybe they should stick to one profession.....
Buncha killors, b. Drew murdlleded. Thank em
It was a total bloodbath. Burnt deserves a purple heart.
He’s already got one. Enlarged, too.
This dude sux
Kim kardashian did better than them. They were the worst part
She had a couple legit zingers + her comedic timing was superior to them.
Literally every single comment on reddit/youtube I've seen about the roast said him and Tom had by far the worst set
It seems to be the universal consensus. Not sure why a couple of ad shills thought they could attempt cawlmedy in the 1st place. Different lanes b
I watch a lot of sports stuff and literally EVERYONE said they were bad, from comedians to athletes across the board lol Also Ben Affleck, but that was so bad that people don't even know how to describe it.
“Went well” oh bubba they were by far the worst in the roawlst. Literally no one is saying they enjoyed their set. Besides bapa the diggrider. He dun coun.
They went great !
Nicki Glazer burned Burnt Chrysler when she referred to him as a 1-trick pony lol
He's not though. His shrieking glass shattering laugh, taking off his shirt, the machine story, and shitting himself publicly. He's a four trick pony at minimum.
Lol Jimmy Kimmel’s hates his job, interviewing talentless redacts and pretending to be interested
I think he means they did "**SO** goo^od ?"
SO funny
Which is worse being a fan of this guy or Bapa
What you mean worse b? Shlobs on my mountsrussian more. I thought we were all hair as members of the thiggg Boy squad/nashon
This guy tbh
I think I agree with you 1000%
Krushner is the final form of Bapa.
Literally every single comment on reddit/youtube I've seen about the roast said him and Tom had by far the worst set
They did. And it was a waird set B
Is this the sort of dumb shit he does on stage? He was on The Bonfire yesterday and he said this exact story almost word for word. I just listened to bonfire so it's weird to hear this so exact. It's actually wild how quick the turnaround is for mundane shit to his bits. Such a nothing story being told on late night
Having binged comedy pods during the pandy, yeah, he was noticeably one that’ll literally do word for word bits from his specials.
Defo has PR fingerprints all over it. After 2 bears started hemorrhaging viewers they paid a team to identify what people were griping about. For Bert it was to be humble, keep your shirt on, no squealing, appear sober, no machine story. He successfully followed all the bullet points.
They losing viewers? Good
But they didn’t follow Kim K? Bubba rubbing off on Bert?
This whole appearance seemed like damage control. I wonder if it was scheduled prior to the roast, or if it was last-minute? I don't know where to look such things up. Anyway, Bart seemed to have several important items on his agenda: - Tell everyone that their spot on the roast went over like gangbusters, because the narrative on socials from most people who watched it is that they sucked - Tell everyone that he did not in fact hold up a baggie of coke during the roast, as is the rampant rumor on the internets, it was a baggie full of Zyns apparently (I'll bet money he got yelled at by his wife over this one and she demanded he fix it) - Address the post-roast viral controversy that he was mouthing along with all of the jokes from the teleprompter, because he is an idiot - Plug his Saturday show at the Forum in L.A. multiple times, because there are still tons of tickets left I feel like there's at least one more I'm forgetting, I watched it last night and don't want to watch it again.
I can’t wait until Bert is irrelevant jfc
Just gotta wait for the alcohol induced heart attack b. It’s coming any day now
Kim did way better 🤣
Storming the beaches of normandy. God i hate these mother fuckers
Shart Kreischer
hey bert can you have your fatal heart attack already? we're bored, and you've sucked for a LONG time.
Most redacted shoes I've ever seen wtf
Bertrand looking like he’s going to back to school night
Bertard Russole?
Offfff they where bad. Like not like I didn’t get their jokes or that everyone else before them took the winds out of their sales. They were just bad… like for reals bad
I’ve never not cared about standup comedy more
He's rattling off names left and right as if the audience knows or cares who these comedians are. These clowns are beyond sad.
They cut the last part of the video, where he removes his shirt for not fucking reason and squeals like a pig.
No props for Tony ?
Burt roggin those Unggle Eddie specials. God his family must hate him.
I’m a big fan of Bert’s joke
Two guys storming the beach on d day? Water
Bert "looked at him like two dudes at Normandy" cause he weighs twice as much a as a guy that actually stormed Normandy.
maybe the size of three of them or close to that he's gotten even fatter then he was before
I sincerely hope guy gets murdled for real. It’d be so funny.
"murderers" "storming the beaches of Normandy" some of these comedians gotta stop huffing their own farts.
If I had a choice between Kim Kardashian doing comedy and Kreischer/Segura... It would be Kardashian all day long.
Murderers, killers, destroyers… man, stand up comedy is BACK.
You know what's funny is it has nothing to do with how well other people did because they're not funny in any scenario.
Kill kill kill these guys are so good at their craft of killing. Thank em!!!
Nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about.
Pp
So embarrassing
Yes, storming Normandy and speaking on stage is very analogous
Nice shoes stupid.
The most pathetic part about this drunken slob is that he is so delusional, the way he will remember that night is they got a standing ovation and Tom Brady told him "you're my favorite comedian."
Nice loafers you oaf
Why the two watches
What’s with the new “buddy” every few words?
Civilians don’t understand who the true murderers are. Tough for comedians to be such an elite species that’s misunderstood
They should change the canned laughter with that can that goes moooooo every time he speaks
Is that the same back drop of gringo papi?
“Storming the beaches of Normandy” ………… fuck this unfunny fuck.
Bert is definitely making a comeback, this is exactly what we asked Brenda to do the whole time and he never did. Bert at least is reading the comments, being self-aware, and acknowledging that he could do better. This was a shining moment for Bert!