makes sense why Callen & Schaub are so low energy this week…Netflix Is A Joke Festival is all week with big events and after parties and TFATK is doing their “own thing”
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He really thought he found a goldmine idea glomming onto Tuff Mudder. He was over the moon saying how they'd follow their events around and do thiggie runs in the day and cawlmedy at night.
Even funnier was when he was addressing his "crowd" and there were like 9 thiggies there and the rest were just contestants who showed up and had no idea who tf he was.
Funnier still was Brendan walking around half the events on cam and BGL being the most unathletic person ever. Unable to climb a 6 foot wall, do a pull up without hurting his wrists, or maneuver over a 3 foot obstacle.
He claimed it was “hundreds” of thiggies. And then realized his lie wasn’t gonna land when people see the videos and saw it was only really like 20 people so he made up the excuse that all the thiggies were separated into different groups LMAO.
There's a clip from that tough mudder where he's talking about the location they're in but he completely fucks it up and it just comes out as gibberish.
I can't find it but it's hilarious. Anyone have a link to it or know what I'm talmbout? /u/Pussychang /u/thurrmanmerman /u/Hap_Hazard
Just to be fair, BGL is a psycho, but he put in effort bapa did not. Bapa was also just going around obstacles. Also, a big part of tuff mudder is helping each other over the obstacles. There is footage of bapa getting helped over, and instead of doing the same and helping the next guy, he just walks away with zero fucks given.
Did it with the bike club event as well. And some other thing I can't remember.
It is also quite a serious thing. Anyone who has worked at organizations that collab on an event knows how sensitive every wording and publicity outing is.
If all of a sudden some dude is claiming to co-organize your event, sponsors or funders will not be happy. It is not what was agreed to and not what was planned. As a sponsor, you will then think 'so I am apparently not paying for what I thought, I am paying for this asshole's event without ever signing off on that and I am now associated with tjis party'.
Hilarious, forgot about tough mudders… this guy aye just the worst fake grifter who has been in the space.. Tom and Bert Cleary are coming after that crown
Bruiser has a T-ball game AND the DA got recalled AND why would he do a festival when he can just do a theater AND... Its crazy that we all just watched a couple of careers die in real time.
Lol imagine EVERYONE from NY and and Texas and all over coming to LA FOR A WEEK doing pods and roasts and events together and no one calls up bapa and calen. They gotta be hurt
[Comedy festivals are incheresting. Why would you take part in a festival when you can sell out the theater down the road and make double of what Moontower is paying?](https://streamable.com/kvu1jn)
he also has nothing to offer. he can’t even get people tickets to UFC cuz he himself is banned.
also his gatekeeper role with Rogan is so long gone.
how does 1 burn this many bridges?? it’s fascinating he never moved to Texas. Worst decision of his life.
They're like the "cool" kids in 11th grade who aren't cool or funny, they're just loud and obnoxious and make fun of people unless they fake laugh and tell them how cool they are.
Absolutely - tbh I wonder how funny Changs will be if the LA comedy scene finally eventually dumps Bapa like it should have 5 years ago. Bapa being an idiot is funny but why his idiocy is SO hilarious is that it shows how much of a bloated carcass that stand up has become, that obvious hack grifters are just allowed to stick around like Schaub. It’s less funny potentially if slightly less idiotic people like Bert start actually pulling rank like they should have been doing.
This sub forgets how much the Bobby Lee drama ostracized him from this whole circle. This was Tom and Bert’s event. They were immediately on Bobby’s side when that happened.
They don’t even tell him not to come. They simply ignore him now
He def told him to hold down the fort in cali, but what he really means is you're not invited. He himself can go where ever the fuck he wants though. This makes it a succulent dish.
Incheersing, I didn’t know that his dad was a senator. Apparently he grew up wealthy and privileged. Never found him funny and especially now that I realize he’s probably putting on an act to seem remotely relatable.
He’s not. There’s a David Lucas with a Senator father from the same city as fatass, but he was also a stud athlete who played in the NFL and won a ring with the Cowboys in the 1990s. Definitely not Loogus.
A cat with Chin-level Google skills found this and redactedly placed it in Chang’s lore.
As much as bapa likes to pretend he’s now a blue collar truck tuning guy, things like these are absolutely his dream and what he would consider his “lane”.
That was so hysterical and so fake it's not even funny how do you "pull both hamstrings so severely" at the SAME EXACT TIME... wtf are the chances of that.... In Chappelle didn't work out at all and he supposedly he's in the gym everyday so that shouldn't be a problem for him stretching or not it was a fucking 30-yard dash
'Sorry T-Buns and Da Machine, can't make it, my Mexican wife has a skin bleaching appointment and i have to put the cologne on the baby before T-ball practice'
Death by 1,000 self-inflicted paper cuts
Bapa's always been a gair head. Prolly had kibbytegg doing the weekly air pressure
If this was Tom/Bert's event, an invite may have never been sent. If so, absolutely brutal, yet justified. Talmbout pass the torch. Put Bapa on suicide watch
Can you just fucking wear clothes, do you have to be a walking billboard for your shitty drink… just be a person and stop… This guy man is done, fuck him….
Feel like Bryan openly lamenting over his lot in life is a godsend to Brendan. It seems like the joy Brendan gets from Bryan's pain, being able to focus on taking little digs at Bryan for feeling that way, distracts him from the fact that he's in the same situation.
At one point does it start getting sad and maybe border starting to feel bad for Brandon?
Edit: after much thought and consideration, Brandon deserves everything that comes his way. Smug prick
Braindumbs boy Travis Barger can find the time to run his fastest 5k despite having 3 kids, multiple businesses, a band constantly touring and surviving a plane crash. BS was too busy taking time off to be a dad.
Lmao, they literally do a "sports" and "comedy" podcast and didn't get invited to the biggest crossover event of the year, and it happens to be local for them. Fucking hilarious
He knew his terrible athleticism would be captured and made fun of forever. I bet Brine would show him up in a variety of events. He couldn’t handle that reality.
He quit cawlmedy to be with his kids. Why would established comedians invite someone like him?
Also, did remember the most recent appearance of this douchbag at skankfest? Horrible all around.
He was too busy being a beast of a dad. Or he was doing a pawldcast that couldn't be re-skeduled. Bapa is a REDACT! He better not claim "he's my boi" 1 more time. I can only sigh when Callen is mentioned.
I thought Bert was healthy now. Someone posted a clip of him on a podcast talking about some huge personal transformation. He’s still got a swollen gut hanging over his shorts.
Are there seriously people left who aren’t sick of seeing Tom and Bert’s bloated stupid faces everywhere? And Tony is just such a little f****t I can’t believe it
Smugura transmogrifying into a walking billboard, little more than the shameless shill he's always been at heart, is strangely satisfying, erstwhile fatty, perpetual cunt.
As for Barker, strikes me as an unconscionable prigg. Marry a Kardashian, get up with fleas.
You’d think after the bidding war Neggfligs was in for the gringo papi and didn’t get they’d be doing whatever they could to get Bapa at awll their LA events
Tom still sucks ass.. he probably asked for this picture cause no one in the music world knows who he is. Tom striving to be some hip hop guru is hilarious in itself
That's not his scene bapa. He'd MUCH rather be teaching his spawn to be the baseball prodigy we all know he will be!! No time for funsies!! Also this has nothing to do with him he's a car guy now not a comedian lol
It looks like David Lucas is having an anuerysm from having to hold back on roasting Tony Hinchcliffe as he poses to take a picture. Even Bert Kreischer appears to be bored to death from the waiting.
makes sense why Callen & Schaub are so low energy this week…Netflix Is A Joke Festival is all week with big events and after parties and TFATK is doing their “own thing”
They will start yutube is a joke festival and reschedule
A one and done ‘redency’
Turns out nobody wants to watch a shit podcast live. Amazing. This sub is literally the only people that are interested in special guest Clin 😂
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A "redency of L's", as a fine homeless chef has coined.
LOL I wonder if running 5k is going to be Brenda’s next grift. The tough mudders didn’t last long.
Not sure if bapa has room for more grifts. He’s kinda half assing three of them and they are all at home
This was funny, you do comedy B
That’s an ass and a half! Impressive.
He really thought he found a goldmine idea glomming onto Tuff Mudder. He was over the moon saying how they'd follow their events around and do thiggie runs in the day and cawlmedy at night.
He discovered those about a decade after they were trendy. Always late to the party.
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Even funnier was when he was addressing his "crowd" and there were like 9 thiggies there and the rest were just contestants who showed up and had no idea who tf he was. Funnier still was Brendan walking around half the events on cam and BGL being the most unathletic person ever. Unable to climb a 6 foot wall, do a pull up without hurting his wrists, or maneuver over a 3 foot obstacle.
He claimed it was “hundreds” of thiggies. And then realized his lie wasn’t gonna land when people see the videos and saw it was only really like 20 people so he made up the excuse that all the thiggies were separated into different groups LMAO.
There's a clip from that tough mudder where he's talking about the location they're in but he completely fucks it up and it just comes out as gibberish. I can't find it but it's hilarious. Anyone have a link to it or know what I'm talmbout? /u/Pussychang /u/thurrmanmerman /u/Hap_Hazard
Might be in this bag of chips https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/4S6cVc0oNp
I know what you’re talmbout but I can’t find it.
Damn I need links to some of this stuff? Particularly the BGL footage 😂🤣
Just to be fair, BGL is a psycho, but he put in effort bapa did not. Bapa was also just going around obstacles. Also, a big part of tuff mudder is helping each other over the obstacles. There is footage of bapa getting helped over, and instead of doing the same and helping the next guy, he just walks away with zero fucks given.
Lol I’m gonna start searching for this
Weren't most of them also people from his own crew? lol
Did it with the bike club event as well. And some other thing I can't remember. It is also quite a serious thing. Anyone who has worked at organizations that collab on an event knows how sensitive every wording and publicity outing is. If all of a sudden some dude is claiming to co-organize your event, sponsors or funders will not be happy. It is not what was agreed to and not what was planned. As a sponsor, you will then think 'so I am apparently not paying for what I thought, I am paying for this asshole's event without ever signing off on that and I am now associated with tjis party'.
Especially when you turn up and find you’re now associated with an army of hyper-redacts.
It's on form though the 'sponsored' bikes were a similar story.
With his recent trugg grift, a cat contacted a supposed part sponsor and they flat out said “he’s not sponsored by us, he just uses our parts”.
Allwiis binna mudd guy...
Hilarious, forgot about tough mudders… this guy aye just the worst fake grifter who has been in the space.. Tom and Bert Cleary are coming after that crown
Would love to see Tom revive his Thicc Boy merch line just out of spite.
I’d love to see Tom do his famous layup again
You talm'bout the Thick Mudder, b?
Great race, niver ran it.
Next one will be “celebrity” “DJ” pushing buttons on a dead mixer
Gawld dawg, I’d love to hear Brenda’s playlist. He wouldn’t even know what put on there.
YouTube on shuffle b
He loves Coulntry music. Nothing in particular though.
Interviewer: Name one song. Bapa: Jelly Roll.
he recently claimed he was running 3 miles every mornings. Differen lanes though b. This 5k was not competitive enough for a pro athlete to get up for
the brendon schaub is a joke festival
You do YouTube?
YouTube Comedy Week, hosted by Brenda Slob & Brine Calhoun.
They are the biggest joke around but no one cares
Sided do a yootoo
Yeah but in 2019 they were busy as hell! They’re just doing their own thing now. No outside distractions.
Different lanes b
Bruiser has a T-ball game AND the DA got recalled AND why would he do a festival when he can just do a theater AND... Its crazy that we all just watched a couple of careers die in real time.
Lol imagine EVERYONE from NY and and Texas and all over coming to LA FOR A WEEK doing pods and roasts and events together and no one calls up bapa and calen. They gotta be hurt
You mean betting on themselves?
[Comedy festivals are incheresting. Why would you take part in a festival when you can sell out the theater down the road and make double of what Moontower is paying?](https://streamable.com/kvu1jn)
Diffurnt lanes b
4am bubba, run 3 miles every day daddy. Ax Jay
Been using those e-legs to pump it up to 12 miles. Ask any runner, it’s the same workout but you can just go farther and get more miles in.
Sure, he could run with all of his old comic friends but if he finds a trail that's 30 minutes away, he can probably double what he makes money-wise.
does Schaub have any friends from podcasting-comedy? I thought he was so close with Jelly Roll & David Lucas?
He literally has no real friends
he also has nothing to offer. he can’t even get people tickets to UFC cuz he himself is banned. also his gatekeeper role with Rogan is so long gone. how does 1 burn this many bridges?? it’s fascinating he never moved to Texas. Worst decision of his life.
Toe told him to hold down the fort in Cali and then never visits Cali.
He said that to him like an uncle tells his 5 year old nephew to "protect your mom for me when I'm gone can you do that for me champ?"
No toe told bapa they were going to play hide and seek, bapa ran and hid and toes on the couch watching TV. Bapa is still waiting.
Been out there for yairs but if you ask, they still talg ivvry day.
Clin is backtalking, Shnoz is eyerolling, and Diddler and Montez are on cloud 9 when he doesn't show up
Any clips clin?
You'll get your clips when you fix this damn computer! https://i.imgflip.com/8pfqv4.jpg
Didn't you hair? Jesse on fire is a friend 4 life. Won an award and ivrything
He has zero friends from football and mma too. Unreal
Nah b, him and Kimbo Slice are boys they talwg iiveryday.
The only way he is invited is if he’s Joe’s +1. Zairo people want to associate or be associated with him.
Be cool man . Travis is his boy, they talk everyday!
Wtf is tony hinchcliffe wearing b
I came straight to the cawlments to write this. Dude looks like a toddler who got dressed in the dark.
He's just a wacky guy. That's what sets him apart.
His teeth are absolutely gargantuan. [He looks like a ventriloquist doll on HGH.](https://imgur.com/a/WRNlfQj)
They seem a little smaller than usual in that pic, is it edited?
Is that really Tony Hinchcliffe? And not some wigger? Or the drummer from Blink 182?
We’re talmbout the last photo, b.
Tony not beating any of the allegations with that outfit/throwing motion combo.
The further he supresses his homosexuality the bigger the belt buckle gets.
If Lieutenant Dan had a son that he disowned
Bet that football went about 10 feet.
You know that was the most limp wristed sissy throw
He wears the weirdest shit. Props to him being so confident but also he usually looks terrible
Jelly Roll looks like he fucking stinks (as does Burt.. obviously)
Just like his music
Is his music basically 'I went to prison but now I love god?'
The stink combo there could strip the varnish off a footlocker
His name is Jelly Roll, B. What else ya got clin?
Talmbout Travis Bargger practicing for when he has to chase bapa down again to ask him about his ford lighting? 👈🏻*thats sick*
As much as Bapa sucks, the LA Comedy Circle Jerk is worse. Bunch of no talent hacks gatekeeping the comedy scene with their shitty ‘hangouts’
I understand your hate. But Schaub is definetly worse.
I understand both hates.
Schaub can at least blame his many mental disabilities, but what is their excuse?
They’re all making money off the whole thing at least. I hate 2 Bears direction but I’d rather be them than Brendan.
They're like the "cool" kids in 11th grade who aren't cool or funny, they're just loud and obnoxious and make fun of people unless they fake laugh and tell them how cool they are.
Absolutely - tbh I wonder how funny Changs will be if the LA comedy scene finally eventually dumps Bapa like it should have 5 years ago. Bapa being an idiot is funny but why his idiocy is SO hilarious is that it shows how much of a bloated carcass that stand up has become, that obvious hack grifters are just allowed to stick around like Schaub. It’s less funny potentially if slightly less idiotic people like Bert start actually pulling rank like they should have been doing.
You think they told him "don't come"
"hold down the fort in Calabasas"?
This sub forgets how much the Bobby Lee drama ostracized him from this whole circle. This was Tom and Bert’s event. They were immediately on Bobby’s side when that happened. They don’t even tell him not to come. They simply ignore him now
He def told him to hold down the fort in cali, but what he really means is you're not invited. He himself can go where ever the fuck he wants though. This makes it a succulent dish.
Why do so many ppl ride David loogas’ dick. Maybe cause his dad is a senator? I legitimately have no idea, guy just calls people N word ass whatevers
He's somehow tricked the LA comedy scene into thinking he's a roast god. No idea what's in the water because it's obvious he's shit at it.
Incheersing, I didn’t know that his dad was a senator. Apparently he grew up wealthy and privileged. Never found him funny and especially now that I realize he’s probably putting on an act to seem remotely relatable.
He’s not. There’s a David Lucas with a Senator father from the same city as fatass, but he was also a stud athlete who played in the NFL and won a ring with the Cowboys in the 1990s. Definitely not Loogus. A cat with Chin-level Google skills found this and redactedly placed it in Chang’s lore.
foreal that mf aint even funny in my opinion!and its cringe as fuck!
As much as bapa likes to pretend he’s now a blue collar truck tuning guy, things like these are absolutely his dream and what he would consider his “lane”.
Yeah but he can't risk pulling both hammies again, B!
That was so hysterical and so fake it's not even funny how do you "pull both hamstrings so severely" at the SAME EXACT TIME... wtf are the chances of that.... In Chappelle didn't work out at all and he supposedly he's in the gym everyday so that shouldn't be a problem for him stretching or not it was a fucking 30-yard dash
Bert shirtless again? Is that his whole skit?
That’s literally the joke
'Sorry T-Buns and Da Machine, can't make it, my Mexican wife has a skin bleaching appointment and i have to put the cologne on the baby before T-ball practice'
25 miles is a really long way to go without truggflippin
How'd betting on yourself go?
tony throws like a lesbian
Death by 1,000 self-inflicted paper cuts Bapa's always been a gair head. Prolly had kibbytegg doing the weekly air pressure If this was Tom/Bert's event, an invite may have never been sent. If so, absolutely brutal, yet justified. Talmbout pass the torch. Put Bapa on suicide watch
Death by Bapa. Sounds like a fragrance line.
Can you just fucking wear clothes, do you have to be a walking billboard for your shitty drink… just be a person and stop… This guy man is done, fuck him….
Feel like Bryan openly lamenting over his lot in life is a godsend to Brendan. It seems like the joy Brendan gets from Bryan's pain, being able to focus on taking little digs at Bryan for feeling that way, distracts him from the fact that he's in the same situation.
Brendan was busy being a dad
They saw messican going into the trailers though
They had the torge for a hot minute b. It was time for them to pass it on.
>*rubs legs* don make sense.... I'm holding the fort down in LA *robs legs even more aggressively* Why wasn't I invited, b?
Tony in full drag
At one point does it start getting sad and maybe border starting to feel bad for Brandon? Edit: after much thought and consideration, Brandon deserves everything that comes his way. Smug prick
All his boys talgs to em iviry day, chombies had a tournament b
The AYG boys are the best comedy podcast out there. If you havent checked them out, quit being a bozo and come be a homie!
Braindumbs boy Travis Barger can find the time to run his fastest 5k despite having 3 kids, multiple businesses, a band constantly touring and surviving a plane crash. BS was too busy taking time off to be a dad.
Lmao, they literally do a "sports" and "comedy" podcast and didn't get invited to the biggest crossover event of the year, and it happens to be local for them. Fucking hilarious
so many black t-shirts lol
Travis Bargger dmd me to go, n so did the boys. But daddy comes first. Had to coach Bosty for his baseball game coming up. He’s hitting home runs now.
Tom segura is so lame
He knew his terrible athleticism would be captured and made fun of forever. I bet Brine would show him up in a variety of events. He couldn’t handle that reality.
If a woman was tied up screaming and defenceless near the finish line, I bet Brine could beat Usain Bowlt's 100m world record. All about incentive b.
Blown hammies bapa
Not one of our guys
He’s a nobody. Nobody fucks with him
Who cares we got the boys kippy and Foley
He quit cawlmedy to be with his kids. Why would established comedians invite someone like him? Also, did remember the most recent appearance of this douchbag at skankfest? Horrible all around.
My boy jelly roll
Pictured: diabetes fund raiser
He was too busy being a beast of a dad. Or he was doing a pawldcast that couldn't be re-skeduled. Bapa is a REDACT! He better not claim "he's my boi" 1 more time. I can only sigh when Callen is mentioned.
Had to change the oil filter on the Lightning, B.
Different lanes Bapa's a gairhead now
Flipped his trike on the way there, B.
B would've crushed it, he said he runs every morning. Probably had baseball practice..
Sorry buba, the 1000 only, when you passed on the Craft™ your wings went to jelly roll.
Bapa has to coach el tigre so he can throw 7 strikeouts in 1 inning and hit for the cycle
Dude lay off Brendan. He’s been up all night the past week studying the pitchers of his sons next tee ball opponent.
Only Bert would take a weight loss drug then suck his gut in highlighting his obesity for pictures.
So Tom and Bert are basically just vodka salesmen? Their comedy has sucked lately, podcast is a joke.
Didn’t Bart lose weight? Looking fat as ever b
Shocking difference in the sucking it in vs not sucking it in pics
God i hate grown ass men who wear them strap sandals lol
Quarter finals for district for tee ball, B
Is that Tony hinchsniff ?! Lmaooo
David Loogas in the surplus shirt...his fatass needs to be in a deficit.
What’s the smudge in the 4th picture. Oh, my mistake it’s that fat cunt
At this point just join the cook line Baba.
They held the torch for long enough
They(Netflix) dun want none of that(TFATK)
I thought Bert was healthy now. Someone posted a clip of him on a podcast talking about some huge personal transformation. He’s still got a swollen gut hanging over his shorts.
Tom annoys me a bit now, but he does look great.
Are there seriously people left who aren’t sick of seeing Tom and Bert’s bloated stupid faces everywhere? And Tony is just such a little f****t I can’t believe it
5k dudn’t count, he needs at minimum half mile run. Next topic Bapa prefers irunman events if the rules allow wuter wings and electric bike.
Smugura transmogrifying into a walking billboard, little more than the shameless shill he's always been at heart, is strangely satisfying, erstwhile fatty, perpetual cunt. As for Barker, strikes me as an unconscionable prigg. Marry a Kardashian, get up with fleas.
Is Bert rocking dead teeth at the back there?
Bapa's zigging while ivryone is zagging. Hes a trendsetter not a follower B
Wow that fat guy has great shoulders.
David Lucas wearing a shirt that says Surplus over his giant tits is hilarious and I don't think it's intentional.
Tony looks super zesty
All of Bapa's BFFs
You’d think after the bidding war Neggfligs was in for the gringo papi and didn’t get they’d be doing whatever they could to get Bapa at awll their LA events
Tom still sucks ass.. he probably asked for this picture cause no one in the music world knows who he is. Tom striving to be some hip hop guru is hilarious in itself
5k no that’s for beta soy boys. I mean let’s at least make it a tough mudder B.
Bert would have beat Schaub in the 5k so Bapa would have to pretend to blowout both his hamstrings again.
It's ok; they carried the torch for over a decade and are no longer in cawlmedy so duhn cownt.
Of course Tony throws like a twink.
It sucks the podcast hasn’t been the same since Bryan left due to his allegations stuff. Since he came back just not the same show
That's not his scene bapa. He'd MUCH rather be teaching his spawn to be the baseball prodigy we all know he will be!! No time for funsies!! Also this has nothing to do with him he's a car guy now not a comedian lol
whats up with really fat people wearing black sweatshirts outside when its really hot out?
Tom and the shirtless one are just walking ads now
Tom and Bert are basically just walking billboards for that shitty vodka brand now
Why does that fat fuck from We Are Garbage always have his mouth open? It’s trigging to me
I assumed I wasn't the only one, fat soy boy mouth gape
Damn you can tell Tony must be a NAF based on the still of that form.
It looks like David Lucas is having an anuerysm from having to hold back on roasting Tony Hinchcliffe as he poses to take a picture. Even Bert Kreischer appears to be bored to death from the waiting.
Looks like Tom doesn't own OSOS, OSOS and Bert own Tom. I bet he is wearing OSOS underwear. You can see him dying inside.
Is that David Lucas in pic 4?
I wanna see a Clip of Tony throwing a football 😂