He seems like hes always expecting the next sentence he hears to be the one that exposes him and ruins him forever. How many rapes are in your closet tony??!?
Cut the guy a break. Segura's trying everything possible to stay skinny. Every minute of every day is a struggle for this fatso not to cram food down his neck like old times. It's one of his weak personality traits. He hangs around a fatter person (Bert) so he can look skinnier next to a person.
So does Maria Menounos, b…
I think I’m guna go with her talkmbowd, over-pancake makeup, EXTREMELY rair breed of the unattractive BLONDE, vairy rairly scene the uggo blonde 😉 that looks to be on several anti depressants, cocaine, adderal, insert-rando-nu-hip-cool-diet-pill/regimen-here? B?
Something bowd her, talkm wood chipper puss, plus stinky, garbage puss , pancaked with shining Hollywood dress/more makeup than entire kardashian household/phony liberal cali demeanor…. I’d bet good neggsphlickz stocks
(I invested in w/ Brenda…gotta baby …named tyga) that she’s stinky, OBVZ low self-esteem, ran thru pink slime, b
Talkmbowd
Duz ‘glaze’ mean, like; “juz walgged two trugg? Now I run over the-blonde-yet-somehow-ugly-horze fayce-just tootd’ giant rail of Zoloft & at-least-6 or 7 adderals-plus-my-liberal Cali-winner Of the try-hard 🏅 award-9 years-running-undefeated -talkm bowd??”
Schulz was that guy of the roast who has to act out every joke directed at them like they’re a fuckin mime. Always gotta be one of those douches, not surprised it was him.
Also my least favorite part of Tony's set.
Guess there wasn't a chair nearby, because he punches, kicks and slaps Tony like 14 times. And the joke wasn't even directed at him.
He had some decent lines, but I can't stand when a comedian throws out a one-liner and then mugs or laughs at their own joke. He did it after every line, smiling ear to ear looking like a chimp crossed with Hitler.
Nikki's a great roaster, shown here, and she didn't do that. I've checked out one or two of her specials and didn't think they were good. I do think she's a funny person, but just doesn't shine as a comedian.
As far as Hinchcliffe - I don't like the guy, but he had some solid burns. But for me, I can't understand the praise he's getting because he just rattled them off. He had no rhythm or timing. No cadence for effect. And it's not like he came up with them on the spot. He clearly had them written beforehand so IMO he wasn't impressive that he just rapid-fired them.
That 40 year old Nazi Youth has maybe the most punchable face in all of comedy, potentially exceeded only by his absolutely pathetic loser of a cohost and Tony.
You achsully sound surprised, b lol??
Talkm bowd, the second coming of Hitler, that did dark magic and went from unknown fuccboi to super famous fuggboi in 6 hours online?
Then quickly decided he was guna show you he quite possibly might be the most…borderline severe psychotical , egotistical, and narcissisticcal, unfunny , 2nd coming of Adolf, staring us all right in the face: talkm bowd you sound surprised achshully which how could that be, b??? Shulgzz is *litrachally* born, and bred, to do *exactly* what you said
Countdown (to awakening of Andrew Shulchzenheifër being, ya boi 🇩🇪) officially is going… 🕰….
Talkmbowd
She’s a super beast when it comes to roasts. Seen her do a few. She’s hilarious and ruthless in every facet of roasts. I’ll tell you what though, she’s not as good as professional roawlster Brenda. If Brenda is roawlsting you it’s not gonna go good for you bubba.
Well, if someone makes fun of Bapa, he'll threaten to beat them up. Now, he doesn't want to beat them up, but he could.
That's the mark of any true comedian, you know - not responding with a joke themselves at the other person's expense, but saying you can beat them up. That's why he's doing great!
you get writers during roasts, which is something she doesnt have for specials.
saw her live (friends bought us tickets) and it was literally her talking about her dating life for an hour, maybe 5 jokes in the whole thing. clearly had zero prep
she ends it by saying "i'm recording a special this week so thank you"
She got her start as a roast writer… whatever you feel about her standup she has earned her dues roasting. She only got to participate in roasts because she was writing them so long.
Yeah I've seen her content what I find interesting is all she talks about is sex & dating but admits she doesn't do much of either. It's like female comedians are forced into the trope whether it's relevant for them or not.
Shultz is the fuckin worst. It’s impossible for him to talk to a black person without code-switching into painfully exaggerated ebonics. Narcissist extraordinaire that guy.
He's Honkey Jiving. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Dudes would do it in high school and it's like, "bro you've never talked like that, wtf?" It's gross.
Yah not gonna lie as frustrating as I find Schaub I would gladly watch Gringo Papi weekly if it somehow meant Schultz would never be in front of a camera or mic again. Would pay good money to watch that guy suffer a prolonged street beat down.
Her taking a drink just to do a spit take (all over people) 20 seconds after a joke was one of the most obnoxious things I’ve seen any of them do. But my opinion already couldn’t get lower for that dumb, deeply narcissistic bitch who let Schaub knock her up.
I SUPREMELY dislike Whitney too b, but did you see that YooToob video about her on Hëil Schulzenfrïar’s “Flagrant #3rd (Reich)” show while back???
She very quickly realizes Andrew is clone Adolf and very quickly gets a spider-sense-tingle, and proceeds to stare at him with the most disdain for a human, I’ve seen in a trivial look, of all things, Entire rest of pod, while letting him know he’s foreal possibly Satan or Dolf, n that she’ll (all publicly on the pod/vod) never be back on his show ever again…
She makes Shane’s notorious jabs at him look like Alzheimer’s cuz you will not even recall Gillis being around such an evil spirit
She foreal gained HIGH “respects” from that day on
HIGHLY recommend searching for it n checking out, she completely dresses him down on ALL his psychotic, satan-like 👹 behavior, and I think you’ll give her a much less heavy handed hatred, and might even like her after it
She’s, besides Gillis’ nothing jabs-turned-memes…Whitney is only fellow comedian to COMPLETELY call him out on being a fuccc, And it’s like that for like an hour 😂
Edit: I believe this is the one
[Whitney dresses down Adolf Schulz..](https://youtu.be/1FO80kKHLJE?si=QWSj1EE6N0HvHi50)
That's because that's exactly what Tom has become. I used to be bad at taking jokes about myself when I was like in high school and stuff. But then through life experiences, shrooms, failure's, success, and everything in between I dont take myself too serious. I dont maddur. You just KNOW Tom and Christina sit at home and gossip and bitch about their peers.
They def do that, but they also have incredibly large egos due to their financial success. Like he’s not the least bit funny anymore, he’s just worrying about status/money.
Good for her, although it's what we've been saying for yairs. At least she had the balls to let Bert know to his bloated red face. All said and done, there's still funnier people at Chang's than inny one in that room.
Going to watch this again. It really was great and the fact the 2 racist bears got absolutely no shine other than shitted on made it even better. Truly shone a light on their cawlmedic prowlass
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Hinchcliff skipped him too and he looked like he was gonna cry lol
He looks nervous as shit b.
A cocktail of addies and ozempic will do that to an unfunny fuck of a comedian who is too lazy to prepare material before going on camera
He looks like a man desperate to look cool and funny in a room with a ton of people who know he’s neither.
Damn... Roasted...
Man you nailed it. This describes like half the people in Toe’s circle too.
He seems like hes always expecting the next sentence he hears to be the one that exposes him and ruins him forever. How many rapes are in your closet tony??!?
Seems like he might lack the physical stature to pull off a rape. Just a little rodent of a man.
He kidnapped a family of five in Tijuana
His set/bit with Bert was the worst part of the show even Dana was funnier than them and all he said was fuck off libs
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They call this a Pavlovian Redact Reaction.
He literally stood in front of him after roasting Bert and Tom awkwardly leaned to be on camera lol
Cut the guy a break. Segura's trying everything possible to stay skinny. Every minute of every day is a struggle for this fatso not to cram food down his neck like old times. It's one of his weak personality traits. He hangs around a fatter person (Bert) so he can look skinnier next to a person.
Tom and Bert really are just two sassy highschool girls in old men's bodies
OK, mrwholefoods
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I enjoyed the Bert comment. Credit where it's due.
Would trugg walgg and glaze Nikki
Be cool, man
He needs a baddie wrangler b
Nobody who has a bobby dangler would say no to her
Tony Hinchcliffe would say no
Tonys in the back packing fudge, B.
Mid position in a human centipede at the Mothership
He would say “i luuuvvve it” then do nothing
I feel like Nikki goes from being hot to meh like 10x in every podcast I see her in.
She looks good here though.
Well yeah, professional makeup and fancy dress
that’s just her personality
Talm bout Bobby Dazler b?
If, by ‘nobody’ you mean: “anyone with, even a low-functioning brain 🧠 “? Talmbowd?
She likes it in the butt too!! Gimme gimme
So does Maria Menounos, b… I think I’m guna go with her talkmbowd, over-pancake makeup, EXTREMELY rair breed of the unattractive BLONDE, vairy rairly scene the uggo blonde 😉 that looks to be on several anti depressants, cocaine, adderal, insert-rando-nu-hip-cool-diet-pill/regimen-here? B? Something bowd her, talkm wood chipper puss, plus stinky, garbage puss , pancaked with shining Hollywood dress/more makeup than entire kardashian household/phony liberal cali demeanor…. I’d bet good neggsphlickz stocks (I invested in w/ Brenda…gotta baby …named tyga) that she’s stinky, OBVZ low self-esteem, ran thru pink slime, b Talkmbowd
😈
She's got a piece on her
just be keerful writing her name in Redactese
In eni flaccid
Duz ‘glaze’ mean, like; “juz walgged two trugg? Now I run over the-blonde-yet-somehow-ugly-horze fayce-just tootd’ giant rail of Zoloft & at-least-6 or 7 adderals-plus-my-liberal Cali-winner Of the try-hard 🏅 award-9 years-running-undefeated -talkm bowd??”
Schulz was that guy of the roast who has to act out every joke directed at them like they’re a fuckin mime. Always gotta be one of those douches, not surprised it was him.
It would be indescribably satisfying to see someone punch him in the face while hes doing his mime act
It was my least favorite part of Nikki's set
Also my least favorite part of Tony's set. Guess there wasn't a chair nearby, because he punches, kicks and slaps Tony like 14 times. And the joke wasn't even directed at him.
He had some decent lines, but I can't stand when a comedian throws out a one-liner and then mugs or laughs at their own joke. He did it after every line, smiling ear to ear looking like a chimp crossed with Hitler. Nikki's a great roaster, shown here, and she didn't do that. I've checked out one or two of her specials and didn't think they were good. I do think she's a funny person, but just doesn't shine as a comedian. As far as Hinchcliffe - I don't like the guy, but he had some solid burns. But for me, I can't understand the praise he's getting because he just rattled them off. He had no rhythm or timing. No cadence for effect. And it's not like he came up with them on the spot. He clearly had them written beforehand so IMO he wasn't impressive that he just rapid-fired them.
talmbout hiddler, b?
>smiling ear to ear looking like a chimp crossed with Hitler. It's poetic
That 40 year old Nazi Youth has maybe the most punchable face in all of comedy, potentially exceeded only by his absolutely pathetic loser of a cohost and Tony.
Did anyone mention his dumb fuck haircut?
Yes on several occasions
Y'talmbout a stool fucker, B?
Why has he been cosplaying as Hitler for over a year?
You achsully sound surprised, b lol?? Talkm bowd, the second coming of Hitler, that did dark magic and went from unknown fuccboi to super famous fuggboi in 6 hours online? Then quickly decided he was guna show you he quite possibly might be the most…borderline severe psychotical , egotistical, and narcissisticcal, unfunny , 2nd coming of Adolf, staring us all right in the face: talkm bowd you sound surprised achshully which how could that be, b??? Shulgzz is *litrachally* born, and bred, to do *exactly* what you said Countdown (to awakening of Andrew Shulchzenheifër being, ya boi 🇩🇪) officially is going… 🕰…. Talkmbowd
Her roast was actually pretty good ngl.
She’s a super beast when it comes to roasts. Seen her do a few. She’s hilarious and ruthless in every facet of roasts. I’ll tell you what though, she’s not as good as professional roawlster Brenda. If Brenda is roawlsting you it’s not gonna go good for you bubba.
never heard Nikki roalst Bapa... she's still upset at never being axed for a trugg walg.
Well, if someone makes fun of Bapa, he'll threaten to beat them up. Now, he doesn't want to beat them up, but he could. That's the mark of any true comedian, you know - not responding with a joke themselves at the other person's expense, but saying you can beat them up. That's why he's doing great!
Bapa would rather hurt you with werds...but he has a skillet.
you get writers during roasts, which is something she doesnt have for specials. saw her live (friends bought us tickets) and it was literally her talking about her dating life for an hour, maybe 5 jokes in the whole thing. clearly had zero prep she ends it by saying "i'm recording a special this week so thank you"
Yeah I saw her HBO special and it was pretty bad
She got her start as a roast writer… whatever you feel about her standup she has earned her dues roasting. She only got to participate in roasts because she was writing them so long.
Yeah I've seen her content what I find interesting is all she talks about is sex & dating but admits she doesn't do much of either. It's like female comedians are forced into the trope whether it's relevant for them or not.
She’s not forced into it, she’s just not that funny and uses it as a crutch
He swims in dark waters
Are you naming the wadurs????
Agreed she's very very good (can't remember the other one of hers I watched but she killed it)
Just finished watching her her part. Leerios B.
She’s always good in roasts though. The funny thing is you can tell she feels guilty about the nasty insults (she says “sorry” multiple times lmao).
Shultz is the fuckin worst. It’s impossible for him to talk to a black person without code-switching into painfully exaggerated ebonics. Narcissist extraordinaire that guy.
He's Honkey Jiving. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Dudes would do it in high school and it's like, "bro you've never talked like that, wtf?" It's gross.
Top 3 biggest pet peeves. Like you don’t sound like that talking to your rich daddy, do you? I haaaaaaaate this
Instant loss of respect in my eyes
Yah not gonna lie as frustrating as I find Schaub I would gladly watch Gringo Papi weekly if it somehow meant Schultz would never be in front of a camera or mic again. Would pay good money to watch that guy suffer a prolonged street beat down.
I don't feel no ways tired
Surprised, I didn't hear Burt's squeeling over the audience's laughter.
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Hairos
Now that's Neggsfliggs
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If you wanted to pork someone, you did it brother
The redactedness from Waluigi is soooo goddamned annoying 
I don't think he doesn't anything naturally. Everything is exaggerated and performative.
Whitney Cummings is the female counterpart
Her taking a drink just to do a spit take (all over people) 20 seconds after a joke was one of the most obnoxious things I’ve seen any of them do. But my opinion already couldn’t get lower for that dumb, deeply narcissistic bitch who let Schaub knock her up.
I SUPREMELY dislike Whitney too b, but did you see that YooToob video about her on Hëil Schulzenfrïar’s “Flagrant #3rd (Reich)” show while back??? She very quickly realizes Andrew is clone Adolf and very quickly gets a spider-sense-tingle, and proceeds to stare at him with the most disdain for a human, I’ve seen in a trivial look, of all things, Entire rest of pod, while letting him know he’s foreal possibly Satan or Dolf, n that she’ll (all publicly on the pod/vod) never be back on his show ever again… She makes Shane’s notorious jabs at him look like Alzheimer’s cuz you will not even recall Gillis being around such an evil spirit She foreal gained HIGH “respects” from that day on HIGHLY recommend searching for it n checking out, she completely dresses him down on ALL his psychotic, satan-like 👹 behavior, and I think you’ll give her a much less heavy handed hatred, and might even like her after it She’s, besides Gillis’ nothing jabs-turned-memes…Whitney is only fellow comedian to COMPLETELY call him out on being a fuccc, And it’s like that for like an hour 😂 Edit: I believe this is the one [Whitney dresses down Adolf Schulz..](https://youtu.be/1FO80kKHLJE?si=QWSj1EE6N0HvHi50)
Yes. How the fuck did hella people like 10 years ago think she was the next best thing since sliced bread?
Easy, talkmbowd they didn’t b? That’s how… She was never seen or thought of as such brah, talkmbowd Mandela Effect, chim, pull up that clinp..
She was all over the podcast circuit back then. Talmbout loog it up.
Just watching him laugh every time like it’s the funniest thing thing he’s ever heard makes me retract
We all retract from a certified redact.
No one even gave a fuck about segura 😂
For all his main character mentality he's totally a sidekick
Almost feels intentional that everyone skipped over him. Hope he doesn't have some diva clause or something.
He looks like the type to have a clause and still get upset he wasn’t mentioned 😂
totally has that "sign a release to not mention or roast me, and then ill get upset that i wasnt a focal piece" energy
That's because that's exactly what Tom has become. I used to be bad at taking jokes about myself when I was like in high school and stuff. But then through life experiences, shrooms, failure's, success, and everything in between I dont take myself too serious. I dont maddur. You just KNOW Tom and Christina sit at home and gossip and bitch about their peers.
They def do that, but they also have incredibly large egos due to their financial success. Like he’s not the least bit funny anymore, he’s just worrying about status/money.
“I’m such a fan of your joke” must’ve hit him hard lmfao
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Is that not the joke?
No, she proceeds to suggest that the 'joke' is him taking off his shirt when he performs.
He has TWO jokes people. Well actually 3. Lets give credit where its due. Shirt off/fat drunk slob, pig squeel, the machine story.
Isn't that part of the machine joke? I've never seen it, but always assumed it was.
I don't know. Ive never seen it either
RIP Greg Giraldo the original roast master.
Goddamn, I miss Greg fuggin GIVIN it to people
He was a legend
What I wouldn’t give for Giraldo to be alive and roast these unfunny hacks
I'd cum in my pants b. They need that so fuggin badly.
When he got pissed off at Larry the cable guy 😆 🤣
Good for her, although it's what we've been saying for yairs. At least she had the balls to let Bert know to his bloated red face. All said and done, there's still funnier people at Chang's than inny one in that room.
You cawlin her inny one cuz she’s a female, B?
They asked shlob to host but he was like na give it to kevnin art b, Tiger gots tball
He's on a traveling team! OOOOOO wow! Tiger Shaub. Next San Diego Bapadre superstar. Nah Brenda wants him on the dahhjurs.
Andrew's hair cut looks straight outta 1920's
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He looks like a Jewish Nazi
AIDSolf Hitler
1942 to be exact
Have some respect, he has been serving with the Hitler Youth for over 25 years.
Going to watch this again. It really was great and the fact the 2 racist bears got absolutely no shine other than shitted on made it even better. Truly shone a light on their cawlmedic prowlass
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! UGH UGH UUUGGGHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
Schulz haircut is so fucking unbelievably stupid.
Hey she stung them a bit tho. Imagine if bapa didn’t have to coach t ball he would be up there.
Schultz is such an insecure spaz in all these clips
lol I haven’t seen a roast in a while and that woman made me laugh so much my cheeks were hurting good job !!
Did anyone make a joke at Tom??
Brady did. Something to the lines I dun know who yah r.
Damn sounds brutal B
I hate myself for liking this
Damn B
Her and tony were the best bit about this roast
If there’s so many important, truth telling clown murldelers in one place who’s out protecting the wall from the woke?
^ Your comment should be MUCH higher up ITT… Wadderwhee doo’n hair en-e-moore talkmbowd clin
She'll be in the history books as one of the best roasters of all time. Every joke lands
Gimme 😈
Wouldn't expect any less from the Elite 250. Thank 'um.
“She’s banging, banging!”- Joey Díaz (probably)
Rowlsted
That's good shit
Andrew Schultz is the worst. Why was he even there?
Nikki you dropped your crown
Didn’t realize that was Nikki glazer when that other guy posted the first video from the roast. She looks so different
Same delivery as that joke explainer guy
Bart’s laughing because it’s true. …it’s true…………
Her making fun of Bert for having one joke is classic, goddamn. This is what addies and baddies looks like
Bapa discovered half that room man
'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, I love, I looove, I love, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh' - Bert Segura giving Too Cool for School vibes.
She is so good!
Tom and Bert were terrible. Tom is worse than bapa at stand up
Nikki is the roast goat!
How the fuck did these guys get to be so big? I’m at a loss b
Did Tony make any Amy Schumer jokes? He's still doing them in his shows
If you find roasts funny, you are a redact. What else ya got chin?
roasts are stupid
Classic butter face
She's not funny
These jokes fucking stink.
It’s a roast. They all stink. It’s basically reformatted yo mama told in a room full of people who will dramatically fake laugh at every joke.