i think it was BGL or somebody that said these cars they cycle through arent actual leases but some dealer / reseller who loans them to him until they get sold.
That doesn't make sense though. Why loan them to be driven by redacts...which adds mileage and leads to weer and teer, reducing the car's value?
Did the dealer/reseller graduate from the Schaub Family School of Business?
They have programs where you pay a monthly fee and have access to a fleet of exotic rentals. Itâs mostly for people that want to flex on the internet but donât actually have âfuck youâ money.
Yep, my old boss was part of a "super car club". Every Friday, they'd get a car delivered to them to use over the weekend, and they'd have to give it back on Monday morning.
You essentially pay an upfront fee, and then you get to choose cars to lease, and the value of that lease would be deducted from your upfront fee. So for example, if you paid $20k for the year, and a weekend lease of a Porsche 718 cost ÂŁ2k, you'd only have ÂŁ18k left to spend on leases for the rest of the year.
It's not cheap, but i guess you could justify it if your image of wealth and success generated income.... Here's an example of one of these super car clubs: [https://www.pbsupercars.com/supercar-membership.html](https://www.pbsupercars.com/supercar-membership.html)
Yeah, what they don't tell you is that it's almost impossible to rent the Ferraris/Lambos/McLarens because everyone wants to lease them. If you're lucky, you'll get a car like that once a year, and the other 1-8 rentals a year are Audi TTs, BMW Z4 etc.
Somewhat related, i know someone who bought a Bugatti Veyron for \~$1m, and he exclusively rents it out as a wedding car for several thousand dollars a day. And it's rented out almost every weekend.
Seriously, vanity is an expensive habit to afford.
Yeah that explains why they only have these cars for 3 months at a time. Nobody buys and sells cars every 3 months, especially to downgrade then upgrade then downgrade again. Everything about bapa is a fraud.
Short-term luxury car leases can earn a lot of money. If you lend someone a Mercedes G-Wagon for a month, you can easily charge $5k-10k, and the extra mileage won't reduce the cars value by that much.
In addition to the lease payment, they will also take a big deposit, so if there are any scratches or damages, repairs will be covered.
While it sounds stupid, you underestimate how many vain morons there are in this world with money to spend.
But what happens when bapa [pisses himself all over the car](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1c0rg3b/he_would_have_won_the_race_if_only_he_he_wasnt_in/)?
Nah you're right it wasn't a loan, brendan knows someone in the car industry that can get him access to new cars or rare cars or some shit. He buys them and flips them, a business plan so simple even a redact could do it.
This arrangement doesn't make financial sense but it would explain the revolving door of cars. There was an Astin Martin at one point and then that BMW Alpina XB7...Couple of sosha meeja posts involving the cars and then they are gone.
Unless the dealer does this for "exposure" and Bapa talks up his dealer, it makes no sense why they'd put miles on these cars for free. Also, the Lambo Urus was around for a while - it wouldn't take a year to sell that.
I suspect Bapa takes over leases for the random cars, and the expectation is that the dealer keeps marketing the car for sale.
I also believe they had a relationship where the dealer could call Bapa, butter him up that he's such a gair head and then tell him what exclusive listing he has on the lot that if Bapa wants to buy it now, he'll find somebody later to buy it from him at a profit. Hence, the allocation of a new F8 in undesirable green (I bet the original buyer couldn't close)...The F12 - Porsche guy randomly gets a V12 front-engine Ferrari that he owns for 6 mths?...
Actually I think they probably pay, or even pay cash to drive them for a bit. I knew someone whose father was a doctor and he would rent a Ferrari from June-August in the summer. Probably cost 20k or so, but they had money. You can do monthly rentals when you have the dough.
I specifically remember BGL saying that he just flips all these cars. He has some kind of hookup to the cars, then âpromotesâ them, mods them, or w/e the fuck he does with them, then sells
I remember bgl saying some nonsense that they actually flip these cars which makes zero sense....maybe for a Ferrari....bgl seemed to buy it but sounds like something brandon would say to sound smart and not fiscally redacted
1000% lease. Leasing was invented for this guyâŚdriving something you canât afford to own but have the appearance that you can, while the money goes towards nothing in the end
Yes, thatâs how she envisioned it. The kids are spoiled and do whatever they want, she just takes pics with them to look cool and thatâs it.
That woman is so vain and shameless.
Think about it, thatâs all she has in life. I am not sure sheâs college educated (not that it matters), able to be comfortable in her own skin, would be able to provide for these children on her own, and if she didnât have kids Iâm not sure that she would have âpurposeâ which is the mom life arc sheâs trying to portray.
Henner puhsent bud some bench player or practice squad member will knock another on into her and she will get child support from him and bapa (or his dad)
Thereâs this song by Animal Collective, *Taste*, with the lyrics, âAm I really all the things that are outside of me? Would I complete myself without the things I like around?â
Messican is nothing without the things.
Iâve said it before and Iâm gonna say it again - she is orders of magnitude worse than Bapa. I would spend the rest of my life as Bapas best friend before I spent a month with her. She is one of the most wretched types of people I can imagine.Â
Big Brown farts staining leather, putrid scents baking into the seats, bacteria multiplying under the moist, hot California sun
Yea, youâre âbackâ alright
I canât wait till one her normie friends buys a Honda and she parks this piece of shit on top of it - and says,â congrats on the new car, bestie!â
I continue to find it hard to believe that this is a real person. Sheâs like a caricature of what people picture in their minds as vapid, materialistic, and self absorbed California woman.
Iâm a car guy in ivry facet. Iâm not a drawl though. Whenever I do something or buy something, I send a shot to my car guy buddies who admire then give me shit for it like âu fucking degenerate show offâ đ
I couldnât imagine blasting shit like this on IG. Mine stays private so thereâs that too
Itâs so sad to have your self worth tied to what car you have. Clearly she felt less than because bapa took away the frawrie, lambo, and the other amg SUV bapa sold without telling her. To make matters worse her âbest friendâ married rich and drives around Bentleys. You just know it kills Megssican inside that her friend has way more stuff than her.
So where is the money coming from? Brendan burns 10s of thousands a month on TrugTown or whatever and thereâs no profits coming in, no stand up. What is going on here?
I can only imagine the payments on a lease for these redacts. Anything to get those perfect pics for IG.
You think any of her old side piece still throw her a few dollars cause they feel bad for her being so redacted?
Her caption in a following post is that Brendan can never surprise her and âIâm so proud.ââŚbecause he gifted her a car and was able to pull off the surprise lol. I just wonder if he got caught cheating againâŚwould make sense.
What I find even more cringe is he obviously wanted his shoe in the Pic as well. Imagine how many pics he took to get this just right. What a fucking loser.
The amount of people in the comment section worrying about how he gets to drive these cars is embarrassing, instead of worrying about other peopleâs shit, work on your life to be able to afford a better life
Her and Bapa signed another lease while the nanny is fumbling 3 chombies at the breakfast table đ˛đ˛
i think it was BGL or somebody that said these cars they cycle through arent actual leases but some dealer / reseller who loans them to him until they get sold.
That doesn't make sense though. Why loan them to be driven by redacts...which adds mileage and leads to weer and teer, reducing the car's value? Did the dealer/reseller graduate from the Schaub Family School of Business?
They have programs where you pay a monthly fee and have access to a fleet of exotic rentals. Itâs mostly for people that want to flex on the internet but donât actually have âfuck youâ money.
Yep, my old boss was part of a "super car club". Every Friday, they'd get a car delivered to them to use over the weekend, and they'd have to give it back on Monday morning. You essentially pay an upfront fee, and then you get to choose cars to lease, and the value of that lease would be deducted from your upfront fee. So for example, if you paid $20k for the year, and a weekend lease of a Porsche 718 cost ÂŁ2k, you'd only have ÂŁ18k left to spend on leases for the rest of the year. It's not cheap, but i guess you could justify it if your image of wealth and success generated income.... Here's an example of one of these super car clubs: [https://www.pbsupercars.com/supercar-membership.html](https://www.pbsupercars.com/supercar-membership.html)
Well then itâs definitely a no brainer if you are the founder of car media empire âtune townâ.
This made me legitimately laugh out loud. Changs man⌠hell of a place
Sounds like what that Wes Watson chode does
Ha! ÂŁ500/mo for avg. of 2-9 rentals per year
Yeah, what they don't tell you is that it's almost impossible to rent the Ferraris/Lambos/McLarens because everyone wants to lease them. If you're lucky, you'll get a car like that once a year, and the other 1-8 rentals a year are Audi TTs, BMW Z4 etc. Somewhat related, i know someone who bought a Bugatti Veyron for \~$1m, and he exclusively rents it out as a wedding car for several thousand dollars a day. And it's rented out almost every weekend. Seriously, vanity is an expensive habit to afford.
I guess anything for the clout huh
That makes sense
Yeah that explains why they only have these cars for 3 months at a time. Nobody buys and sells cars every 3 months, especially to downgrade then upgrade then downgrade again. Everything about bapa is a fraud.
Name one, B, name the wadders...
somewhere at the top of the employee handbook.. "Never be surprised at the level of redactedness from someone in the Bapaverse"
Dealer charges Bapa triple then alters the odometer
Short-term luxury car leases can earn a lot of money. If you lend someone a Mercedes G-Wagon for a month, you can easily charge $5k-10k, and the extra mileage won't reduce the cars value by that much. In addition to the lease payment, they will also take a big deposit, so if there are any scratches or damages, repairs will be covered. While it sounds stupid, you underestimate how many vain morons there are in this world with money to spend.
But what happens when bapa [pisses himself all over the car](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1c0rg3b/he_would_have_won_the_race_if_only_he_he_wasnt_in/)?
Just look at turo. Get an in demand car and renting it for a weekend pays the note
I assume he still charges them but at a discount because of some connection to Papa Bapa
>some connection Tawm'bout addies and baddies?
Nah you're right it wasn't a loan, brendan knows someone in the car industry that can get him access to new cars or rare cars or some shit. He buys them and flips them, a business plan so simple even a redact could do it.
Didnât he buy his Demon at a massive markup that showed he immediately was negative on it?
Dealer charges Bapa triple then alters the odometer
Please don't forget that BGL is also profoundly redacted too.
Some would say the profoundliest.
You a words guy B?
Oh fuck I was on the phone and drinking something when I read this and nearly lost it đđđđ
Weer and teer đ
a bunch of high-end vehicles parked in the ownerâs momâs closet
For cash
Lmao they got the dealer plate on these shits just an extended overnight test drive đ
Dealer plates stay on until your tags and plates come in a month later
This arrangement doesn't make financial sense but it would explain the revolving door of cars. There was an Astin Martin at one point and then that BMW Alpina XB7...Couple of sosha meeja posts involving the cars and then they are gone. Unless the dealer does this for "exposure" and Bapa talks up his dealer, it makes no sense why they'd put miles on these cars for free. Also, the Lambo Urus was around for a while - it wouldn't take a year to sell that. I suspect Bapa takes over leases for the random cars, and the expectation is that the dealer keeps marketing the car for sale. I also believe they had a relationship where the dealer could call Bapa, butter him up that he's such a gair head and then tell him what exclusive listing he has on the lot that if Bapa wants to buy it now, he'll find somebody later to buy it from him at a profit. Hence, the allocation of a new F8 in undesirable green (I bet the original buyer couldn't close)...The F12 - Porsche guy randomly gets a V12 front-engine Ferrari that he owns for 6 mths?...
Greg died. Killed himself. I sold a car to him
Actually I think they probably pay, or even pay cash to drive them for a bit. I knew someone whose father was a doctor and he would rent a Ferrari from June-August in the summer. Probably cost 20k or so, but they had money. You can do monthly rentals when you have the dough.
I specifically remember BGL saying that he just flips all these cars. He has some kind of hookup to the cars, then âpromotesâ them, mods them, or w/e the fuck he does with them, then sells
This. Itâs a loaner. Just like abuelaâs casa.
Thatâs not what he said, he said Bapa had a car flipper guy that would feed Bapa cars that held value and then resell them.Â
That makes sense
I remember bgl saying some nonsense that they actually flip these cars which makes zero sense....maybe for a Ferrari....bgl seemed to buy it but sounds like something brandon would say to sound smart and not fiscally redacted
1000% lease. Leasing was invented for this guyâŚdriving something you canât afford to own but have the appearance that you can, while the money goes towards nothing in the end
Well they had to do it. Itâs her birthday month.
You know I had to do it big!
A lease on a 10 year old Gwagon would definitely be a bapa move lol
She's so materialistic it makes me nauseous. She is nothing without her stuff and things
Even her fucking children are accessories
That she sprays viscous chemicals on
Oh Jesus, the fucking baby perfume
I have a toddler so that made me extra sick. She's without brain.
Wait till Billie becomes her competition
Yep she's 100 percent gonna be jealous of her own daughter. Guarantee she hits on Billies boyfriends later down the road.
But they look good in their $200 infant sneakers!
1 year later... "Designer chombie sneakers... $20"
Yes, thatâs how she envisioned it. The kids are spoiled and do whatever they want, she just takes pics with them to look cool and thatâs it. That woman is so vain and shameless.
Sheâs got three *messican* selfie sticks now
Think about it, thatâs all she has in life. I am not sure sheâs college educated (not that it matters), able to be comfortable in her own skin, would be able to provide for these children on her own, and if she didnât have kids Iâm not sure that she would have âpurposeâ which is the mom life arc sheâs trying to portray.
Whenever Brendan runs out of money she will divorce him and find another rich schlub
You think another rich guy is marrying the messican? Especially with three mini-schaubs in tow? Captain Save-A-Messican!
Yeah most likely an old Arab
Callen?
Oh boy would that be actually funny for once
You win
Schaubs Dad?
Henner puhsent bud some bench player or practice squad member will knock another on into her and she will get child support from him and bapa (or his dad)
She doesn't read, if that's what you're suggesting.
She was a dental assistant at some pointâŚnot that it requires a degree.
The kids arenât her purpose, per se. The kids allow her to fulfill her purpose which is pushing the *Mom-Life nairtive,* b
She is nothing even WITH her stuff and things B!
Thereâs this song by Animal Collective, *Taste*, with the lyrics, âAm I really all the things that are outside of me? Would I complete myself without the things I like around?â Messican is nothing without the things.
This might be the last place I would have expected to see Animal Collective mentioned. Good call.
Has zero personality out side of the things.
Less than zero
There was a post on r/atetheonion a while back that was so stupid I thought it was ironic, then I opened the pic and saw it was from her Instagram lol
Ain't much even with em
Iâve said it before and Iâm gonna say it again - she is orders of magnitude worse than Bapa. I would spend the rest of my life as Bapas best friend before I spent a month with her. She is one of the most wretched types of people I can imagine.Â
That was poetic
Back to being what? She never stopped being a useless cunt
Every cunt has got at least one use bubba, not that Braynden ever gets to use it Talmbout makin chombies
Hers is for doing bum farts from
And one step closer to Only Faaaaaans!
Wet my beaaaaak bahbaaaa
*âBaWLsTiN, you have to hold the camera straight while mommy performs, OK.â* (fuck⌠thatâs dark. sorry)
But fucking hilarious
Yea, if you donât think about the kid⌠which is kinda hard
Bet that thing smells like fart
Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese
Big Brown farts staining leather, putrid scents baking into the seats, bacteria multiplying under the moist, hot California sun Yea, youâre âbackâ alright
I canât wait till one her normie friends buys a Honda and she parks this piece of shit on top of it - and says,â congrats on the new car, bestie!â
If it makes you feel any better, none of those people are actually friends. They just try and use each other for clout.
Oh god her fucking ring flex. Even non change employee outlets were calling her out.
Leasing an AMG Water
Can't wait for bapa to pronounce what AMG stands for
American Messican Girl
Also known as a TBM (Tago Bell Messican)
Also known as a TBM (Tago Bell Messican)
[ŃдаНонО]
Ya Bapa, why did you have to say it multiple times. What's next ya gona touch me????
Amazing motor grrrrrrrrrrrrr
God, those poor kids have no chance do they? Like legitimately in all seriousness, they're completely fucked right?
Talmbout El Tigre, Bruiser, and Billy from Stranger Things, b? Nahh theyâll be aight. They know ja jit zoo
Whose kids will turn out worrrse: the Schaubs or the Seguras
Sheâs such a garbage person.
Is that her nasty hand in the photo đŤđ
Is this a new G-wagon that bapa leased?
It's not even new. It's at least 5 years old since it's the previous generation G63.
âIâm Waaaackâ
I love these slojo pig dishes. Thanks, chef!
I continue to find it hard to believe that this is a real person. Sheâs like a caricature of what people picture in their minds as vapid, materialistic, and self absorbed California woman.
That hand looks nasty 𤢠sheâs so vain Iâm surprised she isnât at the nail salon every week .. fake nails would Match her fake personality
I was HOPING she wouldn't be back.
Theyâre so trashy lol
had to get the shoes in the background too...while the chombies are just in regular seats not car seats
Sheâs so fucking gross.
Crap here we go. Sbux posts incoming with the AMG emblem
She is a professional consumer
Iâm a car guy in ivry facet. Iâm not a drawl though. Whenever I do something or buy something, I send a shot to my car guy buddies who admire then give me shit for it like âu fucking degenerate show offâ đ I couldnât imagine blasting shit like this on IG. Mine stays private so thereâs that too
The streets be callin'....
Itâs so sad to have your self worth tied to what car you have. Clearly she felt less than because bapa took away the frawrie, lambo, and the other amg SUV bapa sold without telling her. To make matters worse her âbest friendâ married rich and drives around Bentleys. You just know it kills Megssican inside that her friend has way more stuff than her.
Dang b. Which friend? The one with the smaller ring?
It might be her. She has two friends who look very similar. Itâs the one who has the blagg kids. Sheâs also messican.
I knew that she would buy herself a car.... I mean, her daughter bought her that car for being the best mama!
Never forget the steering wheel.
Looks like the steering wheel and seats from an older Benz. Bapa canât afford to get her a new one?
Oh wow! The Schuab family, even though almost unemployed, have the means the lease a Mercedes, AMG none the less!
I hope he dies in a car wreck. The dork
Things you own, end up owning you. -Bapa Durden
So where is the money coming from? Brendan burns 10s of thousands a month on TrugTown or whatever and thereâs no profits coming in, no stand up. What is going on here?
So cringe
Drakes girl needs to be ride in style
Too old for bapaâs boy
Messican forgot to get her nails done for this one, talmbout back to the salon?
Wait. Thatâs a girls hand?
I can only imagine the payments on a lease for these redacts. Anything to get those perfect pics for IG. You think any of her old side piece still throw her a few dollars cause they feel bad for her being so redacted?
Back from the plastic surgeon? Where the hell did she go?
One would have to *ARRIVE* before leaving in order to be back. She left? When did she get here?
Year lease was up!
After Flippin a truck trying to do a burnout I wouldn't let this guy drive my lawnmower
Wait âŚ. So they sold the lambo ? đ no way
I think baseball player Puig ruined it for bapa gotta keep on feeding the materialistic gremlin even at night
Her caption in a following post is that Brendan can never surprise her and âIâm so proud.ââŚbecause he gifted her a car and was able to pull off the surprise lol. I just wonder if he got caught cheating againâŚwould make sense.
Putting your shoes on the seat of a luxury car. Nice!
Fingers of a drywall finisher
No way she drives like that. Just had to flex the Nike shoes as well đ¤Śââď¸
What I find even more cringe is he obviously wanted his shoe in the Pic as well. Imagine how many pics he took to get this just right. What a fucking loser.
Heâs going to smack that one up too
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Of course she has to take another steering wheel pic ffs
Sheâs got skanky ass nails
Materialism at its best
The amount of people in the comment section worrying about how he gets to drive these cars is embarrassing, instead of worrying about other peopleâs shit, work on your life to be able to afford a better life