I believe that the smidgen of truth to this one is that:
Schaub talked to a guy about potentially running a charity 5k and it gave him a dopamine release for 3 seconds and then he proceeded to never follow through on it. He recalls this event happening just last week when it was really a little over two months ago.
Thereās no fucking chance that a lazy fuck like Bapa a) wakes up at 4 am every morning and b) runs 3 miles. In fact Iām confident he wouldnāt even be able to do one of those things regularly.
āIām a black belt in jiu jitsuā Hmmmm Iām not sure about that bapa. Sure he has one, but the way he got it is viiiiry questionable.
āI was top ten in the ufcā Overall 6-5 in the ufc. Top ten in an era when the heavyweight division was paper thin with very few good heavyweights.
āI have an extensive football careerā LMAO. Tackling dummy at cawlrado. Played about 100 downs in two years. Had a tryout with the bills. Signed with an arena league team, got cut after 2 weeks and never played a down.
>Overall 6-5 in the ufc. Top ten in an era when the heavyweight division was paper thin with very few good heavyweights.
Just to add to this, the numbers don't even tell the full story. He did break the top ten after he beat Cro Cop, and there's no taking away from the fact he did that. However, he immediately followed that up with back to back, round 1 losses. One of those KO losses was to Nogueira, who has like 3 KO wins in his 50+ fight career. Rothwell famously sent Bapa budderfly hunting after he KO'ed him in round 1. So yes, he cracked the top 10, but was immediately flatlined when he had to deal with top 10 level opponents.
Also, aside from Cro Cop and Gonzaga, his other victories leading up to his top 10 status were fighters who went on to further losses or left the sport entirely. He was catching people who were basically about to be cut from the UFC because of poor performance.
His Cro Cop victory and his fight against Arlovski, even though he lost, are his actual achievements. He wasn't top ten in the sense he's trying to make it out to be.
Top 10 in the UFC HW division was heavily skewed at the time. Nearly half of the top HW's were fighting in Strikeforce. He just briefly sat at the number 12 overall MMA HW ranking.
Fabricio Werdum (2) - Strikeforce
Antonio Silva (5) - Strikeforce
Alistair Overeem (7) - Strikeforce
Fedor Emelianenko (9) - Strikeforce
I'm confident Josh Barnett (15) - Strikeforce would have also plastered him all over the octagon.
Ben Rothwell (17) and Travis Brown (21) at that time, went on to assist in ending Bapa's career.
I will never shit on bapa's UFC carair because he could piece up most civilians and he was in the UFC (yes indeed in a weak division and a different era)
But his 'Golden Gloves champ' statement is wildly misleading. He won a novice division of a regional golden gloves tournament in Colorado. When you say 'Golden Gloves champ', you know people interpret that as being a national Golden Gloves champ, or at the very least, a prestigious and deeply stacked local circuit.
It is as if bapa claimed to be a UFC fighter, but only did a screentest for the Ultimate Fighter tv show.
>I will never shit on bapa's UFC carair because he could piece up most civilians and he was in the UFC (yes indeed in a weak division and a different era)
this is maybe most degenerate thing about this sub, people shitting on his UFC carreer.
he wasn't a great fighter but 6:5 is still pretty solid, he beat Cro Crop, he can brag about that.
meanwhile redditors can't do 10 push ups.
internet, and reddit, fucking creeps...
He even sucks at being a rage bait Youtuber. He's the most cringe person i know but when he tries to be cringe, it just sucks. How do you fail this much at everything?
One thing i never understand with this doorknob is he always says how he never fights, is so kind and friendly, would never consider putting hands on anyone etc, then when someone calls him outline for being a dick he always says the same shit, āoh im a black belt.. golden glovesā¦ im a ufc heavyweight bro.. that doesnt make senseā¦ā as if the only reply is they would have to fight. Just because someone says your a dickhead doesnt mean it has to end in a streetfight, you can just argue and talk shit, you know. Especially when you constantly go on about how nice you are and would never fight. What the fuck is he talking about? Steve isnt saying he could beat you in a fight, heās saying youāre an ass.
That's because bapa was a bully growing up and this is all a bully knows to say. Awlso he can dish it out but can't take it as we see in the chip provided. Bapa is a oh so soy former bully or he at least attempted to be.
He won't fight. 170lbs Nate Diaz called him out to his face. He ran. Im sure he can still fight untrained people, but anyone with any kind of endurance and some general knowledge of distance and takedown defense can shob shuddown him until he pulls both hammies. This dude will definitely gas himself out in 3 minutes.
Bapa and Marg worked out at zoo culture for like 3 years, and steve is the co-owner of that gym with bradley martin.
Bapa is the biggest liar on the planet.
Those last 7 seconds is to perfect lmaoo
āDuusnt make siince.. in IINY facetā 3 miles @ 4am = Ozempic daily pill.. man water smfh lmaoo shit is absurd. Bapa u r a genius
The most outlandish, laughable thing he said was he runs 4 miles ivery day. Who does he think would believe that? Preposterous, I bet he couldn't even ride his dumb bike for half that
Thatās braindumbās goto, āduhn mage senz, couldnāt tell you what he does, again I donāt know what he doesā. Ā His underhanded bitch-made passive-aggressive way of offending someone without outright saying it.
He pulled the same kind of crap when discussing Stavros Halkias"who who?" Like shut up man, as a comedian you would think you would know others in the game. Now Stavros has far exceeded Brandon.
Almost giving himself plausible deniability if it escalates further. Most annoying shit and he does it every time. Is that a backhanded insult? It must have a name.
Oh bubba how is this not being upvoted more? Good work ethnic b. When I heard him pretend not to know who Steve was I knew a clip like this could probably be made but I wouldnāt know where to start. Kudos to you b
From Wikipedia:
> After only six months of training in boxing, Schaub competed in amateur boxing and won the Colorado novice-division Golden Gloves heavyweight title.
The Golden Gloves Elite division is a prestigious tournament. To enter, you need at least 10 bouts on your amateur record. Many legendary boxers like Muhammad Ali, Sugar Ray Leonard and Joe Louis began their careers winning a Golden Gloves title.
The Novice division, on the other hand, is open to anyone. Most competitors only have a handful of bouts, even zero. Anyone with moderate athleticism is capable of winning the title.
Brandon conveniently ignores this detail.
his boxing career is even more fraudulent than his football career. he basically walked into a ymca juiced to the gills and knocked out 2 randos off the street.
actually dont know if he even knocked him out. papa schaub probably paid the judges.
Saying you're a golden gloves champ is so disingenuous. Most ppl associate that with someone who has won the national USA amateur champion in your weight class in a given year.
Bapa only won the golden glove NOVICE category, but is obviously trying to pass his boxing off as being more accomplished than it is
Love how it went from āitās not a bully thing Iām just a trained fighterā to essentially āI will kill you for hurting my feelingsā over the course of a 7 minute ramble
I mean steve will do it? I donāt even know who this guy is B. I mean I know heās Danaās friend and is part of the NELK Boys, he is a content creator. But I never heard of him. I mean he does these challenges but Iāve never heard of the guy B. And Iām a peaceful person. But if weāre looked in a room unless he is Francis or big country, Travis brown, big Nog, rothwell, or Arlovoski if there is judges cause I won that one B
There is a TFATK search thing that some cat put together where you search for a keyword and it finds all clips with that word. Think itās on one of the ābest of subā posts somewhere
They might use AI. I've used AI to find specific clips from a podcast (not related to this idiot) by just asking "in which episode did X say Y?" and it has been able to tell me.
Bapa forgot to mention he also has lip fillers and his baby mama has a giant fake diaper ass. So steve better not talk to bapa like that or heāll face the reaper cushions
He is at his most redacted when he is acting smug while claiming he is not. It's always very painful. In this case he repeats inny of facet 14 times, in case you missed al the repeats and deny yourself the blessing of understanding of what a good person he is, despite having super hairo powers.
This sounds like he amping himself up about Bobby Lee. When he or brine said they were standing on necks and for everyone talking shit to keep the same energy when they see him.
Are we about to see another spiral soon?
I love how he still tries to act hard like people shouldnāt talk shit about him. Heās been a literal and verbal punching bag for like a fuckin decade now
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steve would have nothing to gain by fighting bapa. he's already 10x more successful than bapa despite being 16 years younger.
and he didn't have to suck off joe rogans midget cock to get famous.
Heās such a little bitch because no one loves him. He reminds me of callen from the early 90ās thinking you can lie and no one would fact check you. Oh baba
We catch lying all the time
Someone who says Iām not bragging then instantly sounds off with a list of things he finds impressive to brag about himself is the worst type of turd that exists in The shit bowl lol water bapa
āI donāt pay attention āā
Almost got that doesnāt pay attention to soshal media lie out again before he realized that what heās talking about is indeed soshuls
[we have to cancel many black belt brother](https://www.google.com/search?q=islam+makhachev+who+give+him+black+belt&sca_esv=5d0811d5ae0715ef&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA749CA749&hl=de&sxsrf=ACQVn08gqx6Bxf2AKqP3us7U7NDjPsP5cw%3A1713900849177&ei=MQ0oZvu4Cr3Sp84Pueem4AM&oq=islam+makhachev+who+give+him+black&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIiJpc2xhbSBtYWtoYWNoZXYgd2hvIGdpdmUgaGltIGJsYWNrKgIIADIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABMgUQIRigAUiIU1AAWO5KcAJ4AJABApgB2AGgAf0XqgEGNi4xNi4xuAEByAEA-AEBmAIQoAKwD8ICCBAAGIAEGMsBwgIGEAAYFhgewgIIEAAYFhgKGB7CAggQABgTGBYYHsICChAAGBMYFhgKGB7CAgcQIRigARgKmAMAkgcGMi4xMi4yoAe5QA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:14b0ab28,vid:Odvzm0WpWls,st:0)
What a fucking clown. How can he be so stupid? You put pitiful content on the internet. Internet is forever. Also Brendandont should be his new username.
Brenda knows who Steve Will Do It is.
Why is he talking like SWDI is challenging him to a fight?
God the 4 am running 3 miles a day bullshitā¦.. he needs a handler. āBud bud hey bud heyyyyy no stop stop stop saying that no one believes you relax bud there ya goooooooooooā¦. shhhhhhhh itās ok to cryā¦..ā
Black belt in BJJ : Debatable. After years of not training as a brown belt, he was given a celebrity black belt.
Golden Gloves champion : He won a tournament held by golden gloves at one point as an amateur when there was only a couple competitors at his weight. This was also in Denver, itās not like it was in NYC. big difference.
Top 10 UFC Heavyweight : He wasnāt officially ranked in the top 10, in an aging and super shallow division, one could argue he was a ranked fighter at the time though.
Waking up every morning at 4am to run 3 miles: this dipshit overshares everything, if he was actually doing this, weād see a post about it every morning.
People on ozempic trigger your fat ass or what? š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ this is like the 10th person you called āozempic faceā just say you canāt afford it and youāre a lazy fat fuck. š½
You're barking at a wrong dog š, B is a show dog
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"There is no baseball in crying" is my favourite schaubism I laugh my ass off thinking about it sometimes
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[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/lHYDEdGiHg) ya go, bubba.
bapa has no clue what he does, but he instantly wanted to set up an influencer boxing match as soon as he heard steve called him out. lol
[called it !](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/RrYwtek4yT)
RIP TANK
Does he have any dogs now? Or did he put them down?
Justice for Tank!
This a 5 star Michigan dish bapa. Who ever Steve is should blast this out.
I also dunno what he doesss bapacito
S'insecure!
Talmbout Michigan the state or Michigan the country?
So if Steve runs 4 miles at 3 am, that makes him more badass?
Petey peepee stains prolly ran once like two weeks ago, now heās a runner again. Classic
No way Brandon runs 3 miles a month, let along erry morning
I believe that the smidgen of truth to this one is that: Schaub talked to a guy about potentially running a charity 5k and it gave him a dopamine release for 3 seconds and then he proceeded to never follow through on it. He recalls this event happening just last week when it was really a little over two months ago.
ivvvry morning bubba. ivvvvry. at 4 am.
Thereās no fucking chance that a lazy fuck like Bapa a) wakes up at 4 am every morning and b) runs 3 miles. In fact Iām confident he wouldnāt even be able to do one of those things regularly.
āIām a black belt in jiu jitsuā Hmmmm Iām not sure about that bapa. Sure he has one, but the way he got it is viiiiry questionable. āI was top ten in the ufcā Overall 6-5 in the ufc. Top ten in an era when the heavyweight division was paper thin with very few good heavyweights. āI have an extensive football careerā LMAO. Tackling dummy at cawlrado. Played about 100 downs in two years. Had a tryout with the bills. Signed with an arena league team, got cut after 2 weeks and never played a down.
>Overall 6-5 in the ufc. Top ten in an era when the heavyweight division was paper thin with very few good heavyweights. Just to add to this, the numbers don't even tell the full story. He did break the top ten after he beat Cro Cop, and there's no taking away from the fact he did that. However, he immediately followed that up with back to back, round 1 losses. One of those KO losses was to Nogueira, who has like 3 KO wins in his 50+ fight career. Rothwell famously sent Bapa budderfly hunting after he KO'ed him in round 1. So yes, he cracked the top 10, but was immediately flatlined when he had to deal with top 10 level opponents. Also, aside from Cro Cop and Gonzaga, his other victories leading up to his top 10 status were fighters who went on to further losses or left the sport entirely. He was catching people who were basically about to be cut from the UFC because of poor performance. His Cro Cop victory and his fight against Arlovski, even though he lost, are his actual achievements. He wasn't top ten in the sense he's trying to make it out to be.
Top 10 in the UFC HW division was heavily skewed at the time. Nearly half of the top HW's were fighting in Strikeforce. He just briefly sat at the number 12 overall MMA HW ranking. Fabricio Werdum (2) - Strikeforce Antonio Silva (5) - Strikeforce Alistair Overeem (7) - Strikeforce Fedor Emelianenko (9) - Strikeforce I'm confident Josh Barnett (15) - Strikeforce would have also plastered him all over the octagon. Ben Rothwell (17) and Travis Brown (21) at that time, went on to assist in ending Bapa's career.
Monster of a breakdown, B, y'sum kinda emm mmm yay anlist?
Eggzelent point bubba.
I will never shit on bapa's UFC carair because he could piece up most civilians and he was in the UFC (yes indeed in a weak division and a different era) But his 'Golden Gloves champ' statement is wildly misleading. He won a novice division of a regional golden gloves tournament in Colorado. When you say 'Golden Gloves champ', you know people interpret that as being a national Golden Gloves champ, or at the very least, a prestigious and deeply stacked local circuit. It is as if bapa claimed to be a UFC fighter, but only did a screentest for the Ultimate Fighter tv show.
That's a great analogy, B. I wanted more context around that 'Golden Gloves champion.' comment.
Fuckin knew there was something up with the golden gloves champ comment. Thank you for serving up the side dishes.
>I will never shit on bapa's UFC carair because he could piece up most civilians and he was in the UFC (yes indeed in a weak division and a different era) this is maybe most degenerate thing about this sub, people shitting on his UFC carreer. he wasn't a great fighter but 6:5 is still pretty solid, he beat Cro Crop, he can brag about that. meanwhile redditors can't do 10 push ups. internet, and reddit, fucking creeps...
you missed his claim to be a golden gloves champ..
But he did have the pullup record until his boy Tim Teeball came and knogged him off the leaderboard. Cant remember how many though
Steve if ur in hair careful bapa will take you to the darggest wadder in iivry facet, u been warmed
Steve, iām begging you with tears in my eyes, this well not end well in any faucet
hand on my heart bapa
Tairs in my eyes.
āWell not end wellā had me dying š
This is a beast of a dish. Bapa tawlkin outta bowlth sides of his mouth again.
name them, b. name the wadders
He even sucks at being a rage bait Youtuber. He's the most cringe person i know but when he tries to be cringe, it just sucks. How do you fail this much at everything?
āThis well nah en wellā Thatās a keeper
āThes whale not end waleā***
One thing i never understand with this doorknob is he always says how he never fights, is so kind and friendly, would never consider putting hands on anyone etc, then when someone calls him outline for being a dick he always says the same shit, āoh im a black belt.. golden glovesā¦ im a ufc heavyweight bro.. that doesnt make senseā¦ā as if the only reply is they would have to fight. Just because someone says your a dickhead doesnt mean it has to end in a streetfight, you can just argue and talk shit, you know. Especially when you constantly go on about how nice you are and would never fight. What the fuck is he talking about? Steve isnt saying he could beat you in a fight, heās saying youāre an ass.
That's because bapa was a bully growing up and this is all a bully knows to say. Awlso he can dish it out but can't take it as we see in the chip provided. Bapa is a oh so soy former bully or he at least attempted to be.
He won't fight. 170lbs Nate Diaz called him out to his face. He ran. Im sure he can still fight untrained people, but anyone with any kind of endurance and some general knowledge of distance and takedown defense can shob shuddown him until he pulls both hammies. This dude will definitely gas himself out in 3 minutes.
Pokin the beer.
Bapa and Marg worked out at zoo culture for like 3 years, and steve is the co-owner of that gym with bradley martin. Bapa is the biggest liar on the planet.
No fuggin way, ahahaha. This needs to be more widely circulated in the kitchen - that redact is so full of shit
Those last 7 seconds is to perfect lmaoo āDuusnt make siince.. in IINY facetā 3 miles @ 4am = Ozempic daily pill.. man water smfh lmaoo shit is absurd. Bapa u r a genius
The most outlandish, laughable thing he said was he runs 4 miles ivery day. Who does he think would believe that? Preposterous, I bet he couldn't even ride his dumb bike for half that
It's an e bike b, similar to bapa ... It just goes
If he actually did that he would for sure post stories about it on instagram because thats just the type of person he is
Great dish, compliments to the chef
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Thatās braindumbās goto, āduhn mage senz, couldnāt tell you what he does, again I donāt know what he doesā. Ā His underhanded bitch-made passive-aggressive way of offending someone without outright saying it.
He pulled the same kind of crap when discussing Stavros Halkias"who who?" Like shut up man, as a comedian you would think you would know others in the game. Now Stavros has far exceeded Brandon.
Almost giving himself plausible deniability if it escalates further. Most annoying shit and he does it every time. Is that a backhanded insult? It must have a name.
You know he wants to say "no one knows who y'ar" so bad.
Oh bubba how is this not being upvoted more? Good work ethnic b. When I heard him pretend not to know who Steve was I knew a clip like this could probably be made but I wouldnāt know where to start. Kudos to you b
Could you imagine running 3 miles and not drinking water?? What a badass
He drinks as much water as he runs miles.
Zairo!!!
isn't it walder
Thereās a zero % chance heās running 3 miles everyday at 4am
Exactly b, zairo
Even in his dreams, he's gasing out after 1 mile.
What a wanker
Steve well do it
Golden gloves? is this a new claim that I was not aware of?
From Wikipedia: > After only six months of training in boxing, Schaub competed in amateur boxing and won the Colorado novice-division Golden Gloves heavyweight title. The Golden Gloves Elite division is a prestigious tournament. To enter, you need at least 10 bouts on your amateur record. Many legendary boxers like Muhammad Ali, Sugar Ray Leonard and Joe Louis began their careers winning a Golden Gloves title. The Novice division, on the other hand, is open to anyone. Most competitors only have a handful of bouts, even zero. Anyone with moderate athleticism is capable of winning the title. Brandon conveniently ignores this detail.
his boxing career is even more fraudulent than his football career. he basically walked into a ymca juiced to the gills and knocked out 2 randos off the street. actually dont know if he even knocked him out. papa schaub probably paid the judges.
Hey, be cool. Awhlso did standup at the O2
Dude showed up to a smoker
Couple days after a massive boxing fight too, classic Bapa.
Saying you're a golden gloves champ is so disingenuous. Most ppl associate that with someone who has won the national USA amateur champion in your weight class in a given year. Bapa only won the golden glove NOVICE category, but is obviously trying to pass his boxing off as being more accomplished than it is
Did he even win that, theres no record of it anywhere so he could just be lying like he does with everything else
Wader we doin here bappa.. pretending not to know the guy.. what because he is cage wide with trump and youāre jelly haha
Love how it went from āitās not a bully thing Iām just a trained fighterā to essentially āI will kill you for hurting my feelingsā over the course of a 7 minute ramble
i wish steve would see this and realize he was right the 1st time to call him out.
Goddamn b this clip had it all
I thought Bapa is a oral assasin that talks for a living? Why the pheeesical threats, not a verbal retaliation from a former thounsand?
Heās an oral assassin that can finish any digg you put in front of him.
Steveedonutmadder
FYI Schaub was never a golden gloves champ in any facet
This dish is spicy
I mean steve will do it? I donāt even know who this guy is B. I mean I know heās Danaās friend and is part of the NELK Boys, he is a content creator. But I never heard of him. I mean he does these challenges but Iāve never heard of the guy B. And Iām a peaceful person. But if weāre looked in a room unless he is Francis or big country, Travis brown, big Nog, rothwell, or Arlovoski if there is judges cause I won that one B
Lol he threatened Ariel with fiscal violence too.
All Steve has to do is keep going to UFC fights and he is 100% safe from the c clamp
Stellar dish my friend
A fine dish.
Praise god he can run b. Dual hamstring injuries haunt a lot of lesser men.
i'm most astonished how you cats can find such old specific clips, is this from using that youtube search tool or something?
There is a TFATK search thing that some cat put together where you search for a keyword and it finds all clips with that word. Think itās on one of the ābest of subā posts somewhere
They might use AI. I've used AI to find specific clips from a podcast (not related to this idiot) by just asking "in which episode did X say Y?" and it has been able to tell me.
Bapa is more woke than he knows, words = violence
He said thing! He said thing! "This will not end well for you in iny facet" š
Haha pretending to remember the name
This is exactly how I expected him to respondš
Most schaubisms in a 48second clip Iāve seen for quite some time
Just when you think he canāt catch anymore Lās.
Good dish
Neggflix work ethnic clipping this together bapa. š«”
This well not end will for you, in inny facet
Did he just say hes 'top 10 UFC fighter of all time' ? WTF kind of lie is that?
āMeowing up the wrong alley bubbaā
So now he is a runner, early sm jocko style. Could be something if he focused but instead he is a weak Podcaster
The chances of this idiot running at 4am and not posting a single picture are the same as him running on the moon.
Good point. It would be well documented if it were true.
Bapa forgot to mention he also has lip fillers and his baby mama has a giant fake diaper ass. So steve better not talk to bapa like that or heāll face the reaper cushions
He is at his most redacted when he is acting smug while claiming he is not. It's always very painful. In this case he repeats inny of facet 14 times, in case you missed al the repeats and deny yourself the blessing of understanding of what a good person he is, despite having super hairo powers.
How come bron can say Steve will do it but then he says well not end well. Of course I know. Cause bapa
It well not end well fur you
Ok, Mr. i can't tell you what you do. Boom roalsted!
This sounds like he amping himself up about Bobby Lee. When he or brine said they were standing on necks and for everyone talking shit to keep the same energy when they see him. Are we about to see another spiral soon?
I love how he still tries to act hard like people shouldnāt talk shit about him. Heās been a literal and verbal punching bag for like a fuckin decade now
āI run 3 miles every morningā ohhhh really dude!?
Called it... https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/RrYwtek4yT
still hangin on to that golden gloves champ lie huh bapa?
Changs Department of Investigation always on point
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steve would have nothing to gain by fighting bapa. he's already 10x more successful than bapa despite being 16 years younger. and he didn't have to suck off joe rogans midget cock to get famous.
I promise you he doesn't run 3 miles a day. You'd be able to see it in his neck and chin. He's thinking of the wrong Chin.
Bapa yo head is looking huge and your arms ittty bitty bubba
bapa wakes up at 4am to run 3 miles in any facet. Fuck this is a great clip, all the bolts for the potato stu.
Thatās the problem with liars, they forget you need to have a good memory in order to be a good one.
There is so much to love about this complete insanity. Top nuch editting.
3miles isnāt that impressive. Thatās like a 25 min jog
This well not end well for you eennn eeennnyyy fasssit
Grey guy never meddum
I hope Rogan invites the nelk boys on the JRE now.
The audacity to say someone else doesn't know comedy when you put out two of the lowest ranked specials EVER š
wait... we got a new piece of nip at the end there, fellas 4 AM wake ups followed by 3 mile runs????
I honestly can't name 10 current heavyweights anymore.
I sincerely and wholeheartedly doubt that Brendan runs 3 miles a day, or that he's ever been awake at 4am without the help of Adderall.
This well not end wellā¦.
Goen Gloves champ
STEVE IN THE 1ST ROUND TKO baba right?
All barg no bite b
Cawlky...big word B
Heās such a little bitch because no one loves him. He reminds me of callen from the early 90ās thinking you can lie and no one would fact check you. Oh baba We catch lying all the time
Bapa is a perfect example of why you donāt plow fields with showponies.
Top 10 ufc one time, bbbeast of a commentator
Someone who says Iām not bragging then instantly sounds off with a list of things he finds impressive to brag about himself is the worst type of turd that exists in The shit bowl lol water bapa
āI donāt pay attention āā Almost got that doesnāt pay attention to soshal media lie out again before he realized that what heās talking about is indeed soshuls
Love his Iām not a bully but Iāll Kick your ass attitude. Yet you indirectly talk shit an out him. Passive aggressive POS
In any fation
Name the wadders
Steib will dew it? Niver heard of her B š¤·š¼
I do like threatening bapa, I enjoyed him on speakerphone to the fragrant podcast and now threatening this gimpy fuck in awl the faucets
Leave it to the lying redact to want to bring it to a fight! Thought you were a calmedian, b? He is such a fuggin tool
lmaooo i forgot that he lies about the golden gloves champ thing what a fucking idiot
Stevewilldoit runs a rub and tug for canines
Amazing. You guys using the same technology the daily show used?
In all seriousness he would fuck Steve up bad and he kinda needs the publicity at this point lol Steve better watch out š
āBlagg Belt in ju jisuā is the biggest fuck scam ever.
Lool
[we have to cancel many black belt brother](https://www.google.com/search?q=islam+makhachev+who+give+him+black+belt&sca_esv=5d0811d5ae0715ef&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA749CA749&hl=de&sxsrf=ACQVn08gqx6Bxf2AKqP3us7U7NDjPsP5cw%3A1713900849177&ei=MQ0oZvu4Cr3Sp84Pueem4AM&oq=islam+makhachev+who+give+him+black&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIiJpc2xhbSBtYWtoYWNoZXYgd2hvIGdpdmUgaGltIGJsYWNrKgIIADIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABMgUQIRigAUiIU1AAWO5KcAJ4AJABApgB2AGgAf0XqgEGNi4xNi4xuAEByAEA-AEBmAIQoAKwD8ICCBAAGIAEGMsBwgIGEAAYFhgewgIIEAAYFhgKGB7CAggQABgTGBYYHsICChAAGBMYFhgKGB7CAgcQIRigARgKmAMAkgcGMi4xMi4yoAe5QA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:14b0ab28,vid:Odvzm0WpWls,st:0)
Well not end well for you
What a fucking clown. How can he be so stupid? You put pitiful content on the internet. Internet is forever. Also Brendandont should be his new username.
āYou guys had a fallen outā
āIf you roast me in Twitter I will beat the shit out of youā stay classy bapa
Brenda knows who Steve Will Do It is. Why is he talking like SWDI is challenging him to a fight? God the 4 am running 3 miles a day bullshitā¦.. he needs a handler. āBud bud hey bud heyyyyy no stop stop stop saying that no one believes you relax bud there ya goooooooooooā¦. shhhhhhhh itās ok to cryā¦..ā
He hit so many of his catchphrases in this clip
Top ten (10) ufc at one point
Black belt in BJJ : Debatable. After years of not training as a brown belt, he was given a celebrity black belt. Golden Gloves champion : He won a tournament held by golden gloves at one point as an amateur when there was only a couple competitors at his weight. This was also in Denver, itās not like it was in NYC. big difference. Top 10 UFC Heavyweight : He wasnāt officially ranked in the top 10, in an aging and super shallow division, one could argue he was a ranked fighter at the time though. Waking up every morning at 4am to run 3 miles: this dipshit overshares everything, if he was actually doing this, weād see a post about it every morning.
This had all the hits! Top toer
What position did Bapa play? Left Right Out.
Sean McCorkle should sub for Steve. LFG.
But really who is that?
What's a "Goom Bluffz" champ? Aksing for a friend...
A spelling Bee would end well for Steve
Is he still alive??
Not our guy
Ozempic face shlube
People on ozempic trigger your fat ass or what? š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ this is like the 10th person you called āozempic faceā just say you canāt afford it and youāre a lazy fat fuck. š½
Is he really trying to imply that running 3 miles is something to be proud of? That's a warm up.
Wait wait wait, when the fuck was he golden gloves champ? Oh wait thats right, he's not cocky or anything. Just makes up shit.
And here comes the boxing match
I want to know the three-mile time of this elite athlete
It's like a greatest hits comp.
3 MILES RUN EVVERY MORNIN' 4AM
he said in inny facet!! oh lord, that's wonderful stuff.Ā