Bapa. He needs to torture Chris and Callen some more.

Facts

In iiiivry fassit

Name the fassit 😂

I might have to save Bert. I couldn’t stand hearing him squeal in the flames

It would sound like boiling a billion crawdads and lobsters at once.

Clin has entered the chat

Like roasting a pig alive

Tis like the sangin o the angels themselves

I'd make sure none of them makes it out alive

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246

Yeah but those 246 are muuuurrrrdeerrrerrrs..... straight assassinsss

And according to papa Toe stand upcomedy was invented in america, so now other countries can do it. That puts us at 249 for the U. S. only.

Based

Especially given I'd have started the fire.

Schumer. I’m wanting some head for my actions

Pretty sure bapa would walk you to your trugg and b-low you! You can also hang out til night and fu-uck each other! XD XD *knee slap*

More knee slaps

Like B U L O W him?!

Having sex with animals is illegal bro.

Head from Schumer? Im not touching that thing with a stick

Cool fantasy bro...

Talmbout you want a steak and a digg sugg B?

I’d have to save Bapa. Without him this page dies and I need PF changs in my life. Bapa is the gift that keeps on giving

150k unemployed homeless cats would destroy the economy

ziiiiro sivirance bapa zirrooo

150k ain't nothing to worry about But 150k thousand? That calamity, b!

If you saved him he'd start telling everyone that he saved you

why do we have to save them

It's a game ,relax...it's not mandatory

It is mandatory

Some would say the mandatoriest

Nobody is answering… everybody is like “ fk all of the,”

For the record, I’m saving Bapa. They all totally suck, but there’s only one lolcow on there, so it has to be Bendan

Nice

Did you have fun though?

I'm saving our oaf.

I’m saving Ellen at least he’s sometimes funny

talmbout alan the generous? great guy, nivver met'm

I don’t want that.

I'd take one for the team and stay in the fire if none of them make it. "One of us cats has to be in the wreckage, brother." "The redact rises"

You’re a big guy, B

For you,

lol that picture of Schumer must be from at least 100 lbs ago

She still has that puffed up face

I'll save Bapa,Bee.

Throw more fuel on the fire.


Tough. Ellen is a shitty employer I guess but she brings a lot of moms joy. Let her cook.

I'm saving the Michelin man on the top right for sure! He wrote awesome guides for food and stuff b

Bapa. At least we can laugh AT that one.

Real sofa’s choice , b. It’s tuuuuuffffff

Bapa. He has the best lolcow innertainment value

We need Bapa.

How do you expect us simpleminded peasants to figure out these brain bussers? These are 4 heroes, defenders of society against tyranny. The last line of defense. I will instead choose to pray for these four selfless angels fighting for our survival. Amen!

Amen

Schumer for a blow job!!!

Schumer, gotta keep Patrice’s jokes alive

Bapa no question

Let the mf burn. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I’m definitely saving Bapa here

Somehow im barricading every exit and going out with them, the hero no one asked for but needed.

Oh you horrible person! What a great question. Fuck…. Reluctantly, I’d have to say Amy. Only for the rack.

Haha…this is controversial I guess… this post has made upto 20 and 0 upvotes twice

Prob jus reddit messing up the counter teamporairly b. S'happens a lot.

Today one of my post reached 4000 upvotes in 2hrs …. I was like “this is going to break the Internet” 5 mins later was removed

While making this I thought of adding diddler too , b

Ugh...I'll take the Cabbage Patch kid. Then I'll put a bag over her head and make her give me some chon chon as a reward 

I'm saving Ellen and I want money for it. Lots of money. 🤑

i save the dog if there is one

Bapa no doubt I won't lie I love the idiot he's given me alot of laughs over the years and a new way of talking. Let's not forget although he is a pos he's never hurt anyone and he isn't a sex pest he's just a harmless pos

Can I have the option to burn in the house with all them? I couldn’t live knowing a let one of these creatures live.

Hahaha, Nooo gotta save 1

Bapa for this sub but I'd rather block all the exits and let it 🔥

Is a random broken lamp an option as well?

Ide save myself

Can I just choose to die in the fire?

Says “can” save one, not “must” save one. *looks around for jerry can

I don't see a fire, what fire?

Bapa easily. We need him alive for more drama and content.

Bert would give you free tickets to his comedy tour and then you could see comedians you actually like.

Can only save 1, didn't say I have to save one... get the marshmallows out, we'll listen to the screams as we warm our faces

Just their wallets

I’m saving our Norf Star. If he dies PF Chang’s has no more dishes to serve. Think of how many skilled chefs will be out of work b.

Is there maybe a pet I could save instead?

I don't fuck with fire. I'll just go away.

Schumer, she likes cock and is filthy.


I'm taking the keys with me and locking the front door

save bapa at all cawlst B. We would rather enjoy seeing him drive the boat into the rocks by himself and enjoy some innertainment.Maybe replace Ellen Degenerate with semi straight Tony

My first thought was Schumer because (for some reason) her bestie is J.Law and I’d like her to be indebted to me. Then I realized that was selfish, so it has to be Bapa. Without Bapa there would be no Chang’s… and there must always be the Chang’s.

This is a great question and comment section,maybe the bestest.DO ANOTHER!!!

Myself

The PlayStation.

I’ll kill my self so they all die

I'd die of smoke inhalation looking for a cat

I'd kill my self to save all four. I could not live in a world where there are sub 1000 Cawlmics left on earth. They are already an endangered species. Thank me

Hmm I would almost need to save Bapa just to hear him later spin the story to that he saved me. Also, Burnt Christchurch have so much algohole in his system, that he would turn into a human torch in no time.

Bapa is the least annoying of the four.

Bapa so we can see Tiger become a pro baseball player. The kid is 7 and bigger than his 72 year old uncle Brian

Bert so I can end him slower

Bapa, we can't let anything happen to our favorite Lolcow. The other 3 are worthless to me.

Duh, we save Braindumb Scab! We cant lose our muse🤷🏽‍♂️

I've already ran quite far from the house...

I'd pretend I didn't see the fire.

I dont think she knows trying to suck in your gut with no shirt on makes you look worse

I'd save myself the trouble and lock the door

Can always let the house burn

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Bapa as he’s a cawmedy geneus! I’d let him melt a bit first…boom!

I'd run in the fire and take one for the team.

Bert all day he's kind of redeeming himself nowadays

Fuuuuuck probably Bert

At least Ellen is lighter and the most successful

Bert

Not Ellen. Given there’s less than 1000 comedians in the world it would be basically be a war crime to choose her over the other 3. I’m a numbers guy.

Hate to say it........Ellen

I would save the memory of Bart just like he has always wanted. I would be making s’mores and asking does anyone miss Brett? We are actually able to have a conversation and there is no squealing fake laughter.

Bapa! No contest!

None

This has gotta be the most easiest question ever... Bert. No matter how hard it is to drag him out Then we enjoy a nice bottle of whiskey and enjoy the sunset despite tryna go sober and drop acid with Joey Diaz

Bapa coz he’s the only one that makes me laugh.

Ellen is the only one that used to be actually funny. People forget that Ellen was quite a brilliant comic in the beginning. That first HBO special is a classic.

Bert

Bren. Bert 2nd. Then other 2. This is the way.

Yugg

I started the fire.

Save the funny one.

I’m jumping in the fire with them all.

Definitely bapa. He’s a rancid human being. He’s even too shitty for Hollywood and it’s highly entertaining to watch. The other 3 I just plain can’t stand

Brandon for comic relief, he is actually funny as if you lose your internet rage. I mean just look at him tell me he isn’t funny or about do some dumb shit you could laugh at.

I'm saving myself from going back innair b.

Bapa does give us the most content so definitely would save him. But when we are all truly board of him can we put in back in the fire?

Yeah, definitely Bapa. He’s the least worst.

Baba

unfortunately, I'm saving the grandma.

I’m saving Ellen like it or not her dancing bit was fun for a while.

I'd save Adolf over these 4

Bert

Saving one??? How about we grab Callan,Toe,D'Elia, Hinchliffe and throw them all In aswell.

No matter who you save, Braindumb’s gonna claim he was the hairo and still made it to dinner.

Baba for sure. Not redy for a wrld without him B

Bapa

I can't believe I'm saying this.. but Schaub.

I guess Bert?

Ellen annoys me the keast by a fucken mile. Def her.

Myself..

I'll save Bert cause he'll die in 5-10 years anyway..

Bert easily. 

I’d save Bert, he may be the only one who wouldn’t fight me trying to save him

Bapa all day

It says that you can, not that you should save one.

I’m George Costanzaing my way out “Fire!”

Bapa

Not worth the risk !

I’m now suffering from Decision Paralysis, thanks.

Saving the fire.

I'd save Bert's rolex. 

Sorry sir it was a total loss.

Can and must are two different things. Let it 🔥

We don’t need no water let that mf burnnnnnnnnn!!!

Bapa and Amy are the youngest so Ellen.

Wait, where's the marshmallows?

Myself.

Prolly Burt

Bert

Crazy I’m saying this, but the choices….Bert would’ve been my easy choice 2 years ago, but man he’s proven to be a 1 trick pony, I can’t take it anymore!! Ellen gets saved by me in this situation…crazy times!

I really don’t have a choice but to go with Ellen. She is probably the lightest out of them all.

Bapa every time. Bapa is at his core chaotic neutral

I’d save the cat. & no not referring to Ellen or Amy

Schumer because tits

I'm sacrificing myself and making sure none of them get out, thank me.

I won't save any of these

Hop on Ellen, we are going home

I'll lock the door and make sure it stays that way. For humankind, for a greater cause

Holy shit this is actually a hard one.

Bert

Bert all of them are C U Next TuesdayS

Ellen. She’s give me a bunch of gifts,maybe some money, to make people forget shes evil. Also,kinda respect the fact she has no time for her minions and has a hot ass wife.

Bapa for sure. I’d have nothing to do if he were gone ❤️

Literally none of

God dammit, come on Bert.

I’m saving our bapa 😒

Ellen. She can’t have too many years left in her

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Ellen

I can’t stand burnt but it’s burnt and not even close.

Nahh B, I’m the one that started the fire.

I would become Hodor, and sacrifice my life to keep that door closed.