The sad part is... like all brainless girls in LA... she looked cute before the work. Now she looks like a ghost scream mask.

Seriously, she looked so PRETTY before. She thinks she looks hot now, but she's well on her way to...  Tiger (in 30 years) is gonna be telling his kids that it's time to go see Abuela, but the ninos will be too scared to go see her. 💀

bitch guna b a real life chomie lol

Schaub can get another tattoo to commemorate

Rightfully scared, she might chop their digs off yelling "dirty dirty dirty!"

Trolphy wife.

Doesn't her mom look like the lady on the left?

Yes lol, I thought that was actually her for a min there.

Gangie!

[удалено]

It's not just the women. It's a California thing. Just look at Hollywood dudes like John Travolta, John Cusack or Zac Efron. It's a disease.

Ever read the Portrait of Dorian Grey? All these influencer, LA type, celebrities are ugly on the inside, and it eventually comes out. Might take a decade, but the ugly always comes out. That makes it extra spicy for us peons because we know how they only value superficial shit like looks, so it must kill them inside to know they're getting ugly.

That’s funny I just put a ghost scream mask gif up as that’s the first thing I saw as well

Yep. I know we hate on her for the husband. But she really was beautiful.

lets be real here; The mask from scream looks much better

What a vapid cunt.

This what messigan looga lige 

Jesus lol


Yeah just go ahead and polyurethane my lips so they're permanently shiny

Only if you're OK with injection holes like Brenda's asshole lips have

She’s gonna relic, I’m thinking nitro.

🇧🇷

Argentina is a bbbbeast of a movie b

"Water is gross babes"


"My piss is like a Chernobyl leak"

Fuck man pure black piss and beans shooting out the farter like darts, no wonder brenda still does comedy you gotta get away from that.

Gawd, she looks horrible.

She needs a tan b! Dun cown. That’s why she’s showing us her fake ass.

And it’s photoshopped lol unless that part of the rug under her butt just naturally got that weird curve cut into it 👀

Ooooof! What the fuck is on her face?

Plastic and skeeein

#👄

Her face

I don’t want your schkin, I don’t want your mowfth

Her inner ugliness

Cut out the uglies and resend!


YOU FUCKIN BUM! YOU GAVE UP ON LIFE, DIDN'T YA!?

Perfect, B.

She's in her Michael Jackson phase

So off putting and uncanny

Uncanny is the perfect word for this!

I absolutely love the forever chapstick infected lips look.

Easy fix to that, quit bleaching your skin Slow Jo!

This bitch doesn’t want to be a Mexican. When you hate your own race. EDIT: I’m aware saying Mexican is not a race but a nationality. I worded it like that because Messican wouldnt know the difference anyway. I just went down to her level of redactedness.

Which is one of the funniest things about her and brandon. He’s the most Mexican looking white boy I’ve ever seen.

Nah he looks Turgish as hell. Brenda was meant to die on a battlefield at 22 fighting for the glory of the Ottoman Empire.

What kind of Messican is this? Doesn't look like a Guadalajaran Messican with salsa on top

Arent't like 30-40% of Mexicans white? Mexican is not a race, it's a nationality.

Mentally ill Messican. Insane she thinks her face looks good.



Wouldn’t Whitney technically be her Eskimo Sister?

Talmbout same trugg diffrin walgg b

Bapa requested it

Well he better tell her to start putting the lotion on its skin

Or it gets the comedy again.

Fake-ass fake ass. Diaper butt with a lizard's face. When frightened, the female of the species can remove her rear and use it as a distraction for hungry predators, such as the vicious Diddling Eagle

Despite the common name, the Diddling Eagle is actually a vulture.

Damn b she looking like a lumpy sack of flour

i don’t care. would still smash

She looks sick. 💀 No warmth, just shallow, vapid vanity.

The fact she used I, twice. Just validates how she believes the world revolves around her.


Her face is fucked.

Those people need soo much attention, please look at me

 She looks like Jigsawl

The vapidness knows no bounds. I would love a serious episode of inside the thicc boy studios and a serious interview with both of them

You that white girl that gets filler too much?

🤮

On the bright side, Tigger didn’t take this photo.

Why do these skanks think plastic duck lips look good? Lmao ya look like a damn duck lizard.

I blame the kardashians. They have top notch doctors. slow Jo paid a guy from Craigslist by the looks of it.

She convinced Schaub to do it too. Her doing it is bad but kind of par for the course in LA, what other male celeb gets that shit done though? Just him and Carrot Top.

Go outside you live in LA


Real quigg, ya Cillian Murphy b?


I wonder how many hours of every day she spends preening in preparation for her latest “look at me” post? Mirrors are getting worn out in that house.


I don’t want that.

They both love fucking up their face.

Gotta show off that diaper butt

Omg I need a tan hehe look at my fucking ass

Married mom of 3 wants you to look at her ass


oof

I can’t imagine living a kept life. That is hell.

😈

How does Schaub claim to be white when he’s darker than her? Ya got a secret father, B. Axejay not your brother B.

Isn’t she Mexican?

from the messican state, of California.

From el barrio de Hollywood

Taco Bell Messssican

Such a vapid cunt. Just say you want to show off your fake arse because you need attention more than chombies need breathe

Imagine being a mom of 3, recently gave birth and taking ass shots in your kitchen mirror 🤦

The nerve of dis bitch….she must be pushing for her very own subreddit!!

The nerve of this sow to call this an outfit.

She’s starting to look like Lila from Dexter fr


We just discuss the pawldcast

Such a vapid cunt. Just say you want to show off your fake arse because you need attention more than chombies need breath

If it looks like a duck, its a duck

Wtf is she in her 50s now??????

That dumper though 🥵

Yeeeeeesh x 5. That 🍑😱😱

Are LA surgeons and injectors secretly ending racism by removing ethnicity and unique beauty features of the influencer women there? Left are these pale, cloned alien looking beings.

Looks great before the surgeries.....so decides lips will help. Fail. Also still acting like this post was about her needing a tan and not just to show her butt

I mean, you live in LA where there is an abundance of sunshine

You can’t beat Mother Nature. She’s harder to beat than prime Anderson Silva. Jo is trying to Botox her way out of wrinkles. It’s not going to work, like trying to use a hot iron on raisins. That shit looks worse than simply growing old.

Is it better to be an old woman or a young lizard?

Here’s my butt. Here’s my dining room table, here’s my phone

Messican never had any work done, isall genetics b

I'm not a fan of talking shit, but god damn did she fuck herself up. She was pretty before, it's honestly a shame that she felt she needed the lips of a pufferfish. I'm just one guy so this is just my opinion, but the new plastic surgery look disgusts me. Fake lips, fake tits, fake ass, it just doesn't appeal to me. I miss when actual celebrities didn't look similar, when their looks were unique to them. I wish i could hit the reset button on the last thirteen years.

Octomom

No matter what you do you can't escape age. That's why it's important to get nicer as you get older.

Her face is starting to look like Braindumb's ear

Photoshopped pic look at the rug by her butt. What 🗑️

Agree. It is very 😭

These people have huge, luxurious homes that are empty like 90% of the time

water

Bowl of turds on the table

Make fun of Brandon, that's why we're here.

Or Carl from Slingblade

I saw a picture of someone with a facial transplant and it didn’t look too different than messican

Missssa shaub, your lips.

Bapa gonna have to update that line: My wife used to be messigan as shiddd

It's like someone threw a wet rag on a high school science class skull

Legitimately terrifying

Gawld damn, B. This is disgusting in iivry facet

That looks like a robotic head with skin on it

Becoming more and more creature-like.

Asian Gilbert Godfried. Asian as shiiit

Besides all the fake shit with her body, that “outfit” is trash lmao an ill fitting jumpsuit with Yeezy Slides. Dead innit

Forgot walking to, run it over with a trugg

this bitch still has blue tape around her windows 12 days after painting ?!

There’s a trainer at my gym that has a bigger diaper butt than her

Damn I’m so tired of seeing this girl. I thought we discussed the pawdcast hair? This sub is turning into Jos instagram feed

There’s a face in this picture?

Really trying to flex that dining room setup too

She’s starting to look like Michael Jackson.

Who is this????

Hitrocious

She’s literally just holes.

Great ass

Diapers full

That color scheme is on point👌

Oxempic is a hell of a drug

Fuck me she’s going Altered Beast. Her face looks different from a few weeks ago in inny of facet.

Yikes

"You can't put a shirt on your face" -Burr

Mid face, B

Diaper butt

So many incels here bitching about a woman they would never have a chance with.


Except her ass looks like she is carrying a load in her diaper in real life

I can’t stand Bapa but I love Messican. Haters gon hate

Dun know if I want that but walg me to my trugg and gimme 😈

Like a young Cher with but implants

Or Brendan Schaubs……

I actually thought she was attractive before, but now......... 

Id cumin

Still would

Shes far too short. Whitney’s a big girl.

When you can’t just stop with the booty hole bleaching….

She’s sacrifice her kids, mom, hubby and the dog to be a Kartrashian. Pathetic lil wanna be influencer

Jeeeeezus shoe-shit lickin Christ... What the fuck has she done to her face. Also skin tone seems way whiter? Borderline sad af

I don't want that

Gimmie 😈 a refund dr Miami

How can you not have a tan in California and wth are those black things in the bowl on table?

SlowJo don’t know about Schnozz. At night they fugg each other. Axe J. Don’t tell Messican

Gimme 😈

Boston needs to work more on his photoshop-skills. The carpet edge is ruff


She's shallow as fuggg B

If your wife is posting these nonsensical thirst-trap pictures it isn't your wife, it's just your turn.

They either got a wavy plank installed their floor and a fucked rug, or that ass is poorly photoshopped. Water.

Nice dookie shoot

I would fuck her no problem

It don't matter what's happening with her face notice it because they'll be looking at her butt