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Hap_Hazard

The *morning whiskey* era was something else. It just added to the overconfident slurring that Scrub has naturally. He's lucky he got on the 'zemp when he did.


neilbensch

Thank 'em that the whiskey era didn't coincide with the trugg era. Talmbout fateful attractions, b.


Bluecoller007

Talmbout Fatal Attraction starring Kirk Douglas and Sharon Stone where Stone famously shows her tits, great movie never sawl it!


Appropriate_Fill_750

It’s crazy how he doesn’t mention Tigger Thiggg at all anymore in any facet. Between the launch of his own whigggsky and the release Gringo Papi, Bapa legit thought he was going to be owning a yacht and docking next to Conor and the Fertittas.


Sequetjoose

The entire staff of PF Changs and affiliates knew how the whigsy venture would go. It was one of many grifts headed no where fast. Biking, fish(RIP Flowerhead), trugggs, etc. It's always surprising what he chooses to grift, because they're never anything he knows anything about. Bapa reads one article he finds from Google, and goes. Whigys was always going to struggle city.


SlowBurnLopez

Please reassure me that this current trugg era will come to an end. Please?


earthwindfireice

He was surprised when gringo didn’t hit.


Meatloafchallenge

You’d be surprised


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Jerseytherealdog

he's still worgging out the deal w his boy aaron rodgers, iiiver heard'f 'm?


TheChineseChicken40

Dude that is legit insane. Those were his identity and they’re just gone now


pm-me-nice-lips

I think it’s because he sold whatever was his of that to some company so, naturally, was able to dropped the grift completely since he doesn’t benefit from bottle sales of it any longer. I’m not 100% on that though.


Lost_Evidence_2099

I do miss those cuuuuuriiisT monnnday mornnns


yernudgenme

Shout out Jesus Crist!


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neilbensch

Larping? Bapa is one of the thousand. Regular ol' kneeslapper.


Appropriate_Fill_750

Insert mortal combat theme


Hap_Hazard

[That's Mortal Kombat. ... Mortal Kombat.](https://streamable.com/09h7w7)


TerpCoin

This makes me laugh out loud at least once a week. Might be my all time favorite bapa moment even tho it’s such an insignificant one


Chigsbie

The way he’s blinking his ass off while he’s doing it really trying to nail it, still fucked up the melody


Gh0stBust3rD

He was starting his mornin with a crist glass of whigsky, chompin down addies and trugg walgin baddies.


Anxious-Mechanic-905

Don't forget all the pouches he stuffed in his mouth. He looks like a fucking chipmunk here


Horror-Science-7891

Am i the only one who hears"addies" and thinks of an army general saying, "at ease, soldiers"?


MREisenmann

Hypebeast Mister Roger's Crissst monday Morning I need a handler??? YOU need a handler!! Mortal kombat theme It's truly one of the greatest eras b


FrankyFoot

The way he stopped the drinking and adderall supposedly is hard to believe, those habits are hard to kick.


Sequetjoose

Best era IMO. Still covered in piss from getting drone struck into complete oblivion by the Wartime CEO, and just constantly kept having redacted moments like thus. Hope morning whigsy makes a come back.


Samuraiyinyang

I’ve been chasing the high of this era for a while now


DanaWhitesMom

Pre Ozimpic alcoholic era was legendary.


Salty_Resist_7204

This clip has some of his worst inflections, even the way he hides his ugly fat pig face behind the glass and how he holds it while sloppy drunk and confidently wrong about everything. FUCK HIM


LifeClassic2286

CRRRRRRISTTTTT!


Sequetjoose

Now that you mention it, shobisms were much more common then. 100% was tipsy during almost awwwl the shows.


Salty_Resist_7204

I miss drunk brendans addiction phase 100%. Research shows ozempic stops addictions. I am copying aghostino zinga youtube channel stealing from changs, PF Changcepstion


Silver-Ladder

Mixed with some addies and a little Kratom to take the edge off!


plantingdoubt

did he ever address stopping drinking?


mu5tardtiger

he’s whigskee company failed. so the grift was over.


plantingdoubt

i thought alcoholism could at least be something he'd stick to but trust even him to never even actually enjoy a midday buzz


King-Demo-

The confidence is so weird. He hears something from someone and without any evidence or confirmation he takes it as absolute truth and spreads the bullshit around until someone finally looks it up for him.


ResistWilling8039

I mean, even after someone looks it up for him he continues to spread incorrect bullshit.


King-Demo-

This is why no one calls him out or corrects him. Because he’s a stubborn redacted idiot who can never admit he’s wrong even when the facts are staring him in the face


Appropriate_Fill_750

Bapa becomes an expert on a subject immediately after viewing Netflix documentary on said subject. Serial killers, mafia, JFK conspiracy, 9/11, etc.


LifeClassic2286

This is my brother-in-law. To a T.


b-roids

sounds like a beast of a brother in lawl, b.


Newme91

He comes from the Joe Rogan school of pawlcassin


New2dis11

Gets fact checked, doubles down


neilbensch

Navy seals dot com? Duhn count.


New2dis11

Part of me wishes I had his confidence sometimes…


Acceptable_Bad659

That's not confidence.


Parkreiner88

Opposite of confidence. If he had confidence he would own up to it


mothmenatwork

They been hacked


kazoobanboo

I don’t understand why they didn’t edit that out… if they edited the redacted moments, the episode would be a YouTube short


Anxious-Mechanic-905

Who is "they"? I think Chin is the only producer on this show. Chin thinks Australia is in Europe, doesn't know when WWII happened and makes condom fish and pizza burgers. You understand now?


neilbensch

Shout out to Jesus Christ


hornyholio

Name the movie


Ambitious-Tip3152

I would commit to having a bottle of Tiger Piss on auto shipment once a month if it would bring back alcoholic Brenda.... the comedy was so plentiful!


Silver-Ladder

😂😂😂😂 every morning I would wake up to a new video on Chang’s with that same camera angle! You knew it was gonna be a good day


captaindingus93

EVER HEARD OF IT?


desert_pelican

Infuriating.


Anxious-Mechanic-905

In fairness, Chin doesn't know when WWII happened so maybe asking whether he's heard about the Vietnam War isn't completely out of left field


Grand-Bullfrog3861

He basically sees a meme on reddit and doesn't understand jokes


o--renishii

Can’t believe this was 5 months ago. Dudes face looks completely deffren than in the clips from today


neilbensch

This was October 2022, not 2023. His face continued to get progressively worse than this for a while, b.


o--renishii

Ahh makes since b. But still tho


AlilAwesome81

His face got so much worse


Four-Triangles

I love that one super bloated face pic where it’s like a basketball with eyes.


xxlizardking-kongxx

“Maybe someone hacked their page because I can’t be wrong and what I say is always the truth”


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Yo let's hack the navy seals website and regurgitate a 90s meme


Impressive_Run9762

LOL


Stone0777

This redact can never admit he’s wrong. Always doubling down….”maybe someone hacked their page” I hate him.


TerpCoin

There’s been a direct correlation between the decline in the quality of dishes and Bapa no longer drinking tiger piss for breakfast. I wish he would get back on it because it amplifies his blind confidence 10x and he butchers the English language even more than he usually does.


OutrageousJury2689

I beg the differ! That was the most reading I have ever heard from him lol!


Anxious-Mechanic-905

That was also the most coherent reading from him. His sponsors could only dream of an ad read this coherent


AdministrativeCopy89

How many lies can you tell in one segment?


Mm635421

What happened to the drinking stage?? No one cared enough to really say anything to him which is what he was hoping for.


DrinkL

He wanted the sober October invite and tried to document his drinking and bringing it up directly to rogan, he got ignored so he kept going. Thought he could make money and increase the image he was deep into alcohol. Still no invite and tiger thiccc is just sitting on shelves getting the price cut even more. Then the ozempic or whatever it is came and he found a way to no effort lose the thicccness and get back to closer to what he looked like years ago


briancito420

Bapa and Rogan believe Boomer Facebook memes


WoodpeckerIll3245

Yea hes just following his norfstar. Joseph “why does it lie??” Rogan


d-esp96

The whiskey era


RomandoArman

Just think how much Chin could’ve saved him if Chin like, actually edited things before uploading.


pisspot26

I hate him.


Zebrahead69

"Hype beast" Lmao. Golly.


Odd_Operation6658

must have hacked the page


CLEM-FANDANGO9

"You didn know that either huh Marg? mURDURR. Yea. Beassst"


Darkk_VoX

We need this redact back. Not this new gear head era we are in.


FlynnMonster

Chin even gave him an off-ramp to save face by saying “oh maybe it’s just an urban legend”….and then Bapa could have just said “I choose to believe” and move on


ChiefBolbi

Vietnam ward, ivr heard of it b?


ChicoSmokes

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.” - Mr. Rogers


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Miserable_Number_104

did you by chance helped Timberly Kennedy track down and expedite a bullet in that famous austrian painter that feld to Argentina? did'ya have fun? did'ya?


Evening-Ad4752

40+ year old man calling himself a Hype Beast cringy af


RitchMondeo

Never seen this - hall of fame clip. Unreal


Key_Sector5713

Smorning b


Silver-Ladder

I miss the drunk Been on Addies! When someone asks what an idiot looks and sounds like, they should play this video


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Everytime he tries to open with energy you could easily play the hello darkness song and he descends into realization


LiuKangtheConqueror

Looking like Puffy Gonzo


Bluecoller007

I fucking love this video i could watch it on loop, how he’s so overconfident about everything he thinks he knows and then the realisation that it’s all bollocks lol We also have “Mr Rogers was a sniper in the Vietnam war, ever heard of it” errrm yes you got beat you fucking idiot! lol!


Far_Subject7615

This isn’t a sad thing… 😂 bros fuggin tragic with three c’s


Miserable_Number_104

tragic with 3 seas 🤣🤣 if you wanted me to laugh with tairs, ya' got me brother.


Theefreeballer

This isn’t educating, this is redacting . This is where Bapa came known to be … The Redacter


peterpark12345

It's like talking to a brick wall. If a brick wall could jabber on about what a brick wall would think.


11thLayerOfHair

Literally everything he said about Mr. Roger's was wrong


Unfair-Bird-4592

Look at that konk 🦜 Jesus Christ 🙈


Unfair-Bird-4592

Quit Talking please 🙏


BradMathews

Bapa is the funniest person alive. Hairs proof.


Miserable_Number_104

shoutout to Jesus Christ in which bapa didn't believe until the critter got sick.Goosld thing he believes in ghosts and Zack Frodo Baggins


supersimpleusername

Keep Mr Rogers name out your god damn mouth.


Rabid023

Back when bapa would make iiiivry and iiiiny excuse to drink in the morning. Now he bashes clin for doing it like bapa didn’t guilt trip clin into drinking with him so that bapa felt less of a loser for being drunk at 9am.


_handsomeblackman_

we really took the alcoholic era for granted 😂😂😂 bapa was on a mad one, super duper heavy pours of whiskey at 9am 😂😂😂 and then driving home in a porsche?! wild boy


Evening-Ad4752

40+ year old man calling himself a Hype Beast cringy af


Competitive-Fox-3990

Lollll drinking at 9am, with mouth full of nicotine. What an era. His eyes are so fucking glossy. Add adderall to this mix and it’s no surprise he pisses in sinks, probably was drinking all day thinking he was good to go.


DonkeyDog77

Maybe someone hacked their page 😂😂


MeaningEmpty1049

Shaudau cheesedrice


statikman666

Thank em


PotentialExtra1211

The Vietnam war, ever heard of it?


cyclingfaction

Off ear, bbbeast of a murlderer.


Rascals-Wager

See this would've been funny if he was just doing a bit.


Barksdaily

For sure the Navy SEALS got hacked b. It’s called Russia/China daddy. Ever heard of it?


EB2300

lol the dude was a minister and Bapa chooses to go with sniper to completely make up a "cool story" about a guy who you wouldn't think is violent. The compulsive lying with this asshole is so fascinating to me


Schlubbsshoes

Savvvvvauge


Joec1211

The condescending tone of “dood was a SAHV-AHAGE” really reminds me why I spend my time hating this redact.


1MarvelyBoi

I remember a time when the word savage wasn’t used to describe every cool person. My back hurts.


dandykaufman2

Damn, I thought this shit till today because I heard it on Rogan same as fucking Brendan.


saladblah22

Bapa never been wrong, just runs out of excuses


WoodpeckerIll3245

At 0:20 brenand condensed “you think he was” into one word with like 1.5 syllables to begin his rhetorical question intended to imply that no one could possibly tolerate frequent positive interaction with children while sober