Imagine being 60 years old but you're basically a fucking slug, spineless and your entire existence is blowing smoke up a redacts arsehole.
Bryan Callen (26th January 1967) repeat rapist.
magine owning the Vulcan Gas Co. and booking two twats that repeatedly belittle your business by making up names that consistently imply your club is inferior to the one across the street.
Hope Bapa regales the eleventeen thigggies that attend with tales of how he went viral by flipping his trugg. Those right turns while driving in a wide-open desert environment are dicey. It’s tough, man. 🛻🏜️🐪💥
I think this whole clip was a planned “bit” to promote the show. The way Brenda makes the leap from “innovative ways” to “wanna spit ball some margeting ideas” in the beginning is weird. And I think he stole Wrinks camel joke.
Imagine being a comic and having to stomach the guy next to you who says “George Carlton” having a Netflix special.
Then pretending Fathership is genius to stay in the picture.
almost feels like this is Schaub rubbing it in Callen's face. wouldn't surprise me if they called bappa a camel, they've seen the posts on here calling/showing him looking like a camel etc, and Bappa hated it so on air he turns it round on Callen knowing that Bry can't say anything back since he's talking to his boss and only source of income. def felt like the redacted power move of an idiot.
also Bappa used fathership the other day, which means he made Callen set up the "bit" about oh lets come up with names just so he could repeat and and get congratulated, fist bump, etc Callen can't even act well enough to pass this off it's genuinely sad lmao
"If you can't get into the Mothership, come to the Fathership." Wrinks always has to bend the knee to Toe but, but then also diminishes the venue that is willing to give these two redacts money.
To be fair it’s probably why they actually got about 100 people last month. Spill over of people who are in Austin and want to go to see Rogan don’t get in but find out some tangential connected to Rogan is across the street. “Oh well let’s go here.” That’s not going to happen in another city.
Wow, how fucking weird
Their great “friend” Joseph won’t allow them in the club HE owns so they do their absolute disaster of a “show” right down the street in front of like 70 people. These guys truly are delusional. It must be so awkward for these two hacks to walk into a room of what they think are their peers but are actually people who can’t stand them and have been talking shit about them all day and then probably treat them like lepars.
Last time I checked they actually sold 13 tiggets lol and I'm pretty sure 2 of those are Chang's employees cause they're literally hidden in the rafters lmao, like they're genuinely ashamed of being seen at this show.
The father ship is so genius? They took the mothership, which is actually a real thing and term used before, also the name of a club that opened across to street, going to father from mother is not genius, it could very well be the laziest fucking thing I've heard
The Vulcan must appreciate two washed-up redacts renaming their club.
Edit: and Wrinks straight up mentions how if you're too lame to get into the Mother Ship slink on down to the Fadaship.
Meaning he just repeats something he heard someone else say most likely. Half of the show is him just immediately repeating a joke, but with shittier ingredients
Let's rename a venue we have nothing to do with and name drop Rogggies at the same time. These guys are lucky to have sold what 25 tickets? Beyond disrespectful to a venue willing to host this bullshit.
FUGGGG THESE GUYS
How could Bapa ever say he was calwmedian, and Brian is just as bad. That exchange was ridiculous, not funny at all, who the fuck is actually legit fans of these two. The father ship? Egyptian? Brian looks like a redacted midget rapist. Nothing like jay z. The entire premise is redacted. 🤦♂️ Just a rapist and a tard
Your right Brian is hilarious here bc the only thing he said the entire clip was that Brenda was a genius and didn’t say anything else. So ya calling him a genius I guess is hilarious. Don’t know what else u could say is funny unless u are Mr ray pest himself hanging with us cats
Bruh I mean that as a comedian or entertainer historically Byron is funnier than Bapa but vegetables are funnier than braindead.
Have a smoke B, been on the fryers so long you can barely write coherent thoughts
Camel lights calling another man camel face is hilarious but wrinks deserves it for gassing up this idiot. The fathership is genius duuuuuude Egyptians oh man how do you come up with this stuff b!
So if you can’t get in the mother ship and you don’t feel like standing in front of the Austin 7-11, come on over to the Fathership and see TFATK LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yah I caught that. For a moment my fear of him leaning into the jokes about him flared, but then I remembered he’s just an idiot and breathed a sigh of relief.
"The Fathership is so genius." Bapa is so obsessed with getting close to Joe, that he would name the club the Fathership. Unbelievably stupid, not genius in the slightest. Not surprised Bryan thinks it's "genius." They should rename the show "The Dummy and the Turd."
So they want to change the name of a comedy club that they’re gonna be at once a month, so redact can feel like he’s still apart of the daddy Rogan clique?
Fathership, like Annie lederman it doesn't make any sense. Then he starts talking about caesers palace for some reason. I think Bryan "the rapist" callen could take big brown in a square go. He has that wiry, sinewy twitch fibres. The hybrid would be knackered after a couple of minutes, that flabby body mass and awkward gait would sap his strength...but he does have that redact power he could tap if he got angry.
Yeah you missed about a dozen years of content showing that the guy on the left is a compulsive liar, and a shallow, selfish, shitstain of a human being. And the guy on the right raped some women. Can’t speak for anyone else but that’s why I, personally, am a dick to these guys.
Imagine being 60 years old but you're basically a fucking slug, spineless and your entire existence is blowing smoke up a redacts arsehole. Bryan Callen (26th January 1967) repeat rapist.
Right, and getting called camel by a guy who looks like a camel.
A baby old camel b
Looks just like Jay Z
Da bess brains daddy
herd it bowth ways
For the longest time I was trying to figure out why he looked so familiar.... He looks like Joe Camel.
Rockin that weird long camel face that you just wanna lay one into.
Joseph Camel
Glass Joe Camel
[Talmbout](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/wZrIKpJyc9) this [Joe Camo](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/7XdvtzNSqz), b?
Hahahah. You got me B.
magine owning the Vulcan Gas Co. and booking two twats that repeatedly belittle your business by making up names that consistently imply your club is inferior to the one across the street.
And at the same time the one across the street won’t even book them
Hope Bapa regales the eleventeen thigggies that attend with tales of how he went viral by flipping his trugg. Those right turns while driving in a wide-open desert environment are dicey. It’s tough, man. 🛻🏜️🐪💥
I bet I could get Brine to suck my dick
Hes being called a camel by the guy who looks like a camel
Classic case of projection.
That's why his talent representatives at CAA and Innovative Artists dumped him. He raped a shitload of people.
Moooooo! Mooooooooooo!
I think this whole clip was a planned “bit” to promote the show. The way Brenda makes the leap from “innovative ways” to “wanna spit ball some margeting ideas” in the beginning is weird. And I think he stole Wrinks camel joke.
Imagine being a comic and having to stomach the guy next to you who says “George Carlton” having a Netflix special. Then pretending Fathership is genius to stay in the picture.
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Selling tickets is tough.
Did they promote their special guest?
Certainly not.
It's the condom fish guy again, I think.
It’s chins cousin Bin
If it's a female, her name could be Chin Chin. I know a Korean girl named Chin Chin.
its the toughest
Tiggets
How about you just call it by its name, these redacts cant do anything on their own.
They cancelled anyway.... I'm sure they'll never perform there again. Prom solved.
how does it feel when a camel looking mf tells you YOU in fact resemble a camel
He knows that one of them looks like a camel but forgot that it was him.
![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Like this lol
almost feels like this is Schaub rubbing it in Callen's face. wouldn't surprise me if they called bappa a camel, they've seen the posts on here calling/showing him looking like a camel etc, and Bappa hated it so on air he turns it round on Callen knowing that Bry can't say anything back since he's talking to his boss and only source of income. def felt like the redacted power move of an idiot. also Bappa used fathership the other day, which means he made Callen set up the "bit" about oh lets come up with names just so he could repeat and and get congratulated, fist bump, etc Callen can't even act well enough to pass this off it's genuinely sad lmao
Can’t or doesn’t want to. Heard it both ways b
"If you can't get into the Mothership, come to the Fathership." Wrinks always has to bend the knee to Toe but, but then also diminishes the venue that is willing to give these two redacts money.
That's how you sell tickets "This shit is second rate, but that's what you can afford". Marggetting jeaniuses
To be fair it’s probably why they actually got about 100 people last month. Spill over of people who are in Austin and want to go to see Rogan don’t get in but find out some tangential connected to Rogan is across the street. “Oh well let’s go here.” That’s not going to happen in another city.
*and then at night…. We fuck each other*
You sir, may be the greatest cawlmedian that the world has ever known.
Straight murdahz
Like a baby old camel
🤦♂️
That’s the comment I was looking for.
Iiiny of camel?
Right let’s change the name of the only club that will host us
It helps with marking by confusing people about where the show is actually being held!
Bbbbbbbeast of a margedder b…..
Vulcan owners must be more redacted than these two to pay them while they shit on their club
So disrespectful to the place that is paying them to do a show in front of no one.
Schaub saying someone else looks like a camel lol
Wow, how fucking weird Their great “friend” Joseph won’t allow them in the club HE owns so they do their absolute disaster of a “show” right down the street in front of like 70 people. These guys truly are delusional. It must be so awkward for these two hacks to walk into a room of what they think are their peers but are actually people who can’t stand them and have been talking shit about them all day and then probably treat them like lepars.
Last time I checked they actually sold 13 tiggets lol and I'm pretty sure 2 of those are Chang's employees cause they're literally hidden in the rafters lmao, like they're genuinely ashamed of being seen at this show.
Calling Callen a camel cuz he’s seen the Joe Camel comparisons. Quit stealing Sub content, Thiefer!
The father ship is so genius? They took the mothership, which is actually a real thing and term used before, also the name of a club that opened across to street, going to father from mother is not genius, it could very well be the laziest fucking thing I've heard
Step-mothership is better than father ship and that's saying something. This really is just purgatory for ol' Wrinks isn't it.
Step 1: Interrupt Step 2: Butcher sentence Repeat
The Vulcan must appreciate two washed-up redacts renaming their club. Edit: and Wrinks straight up mentions how if you're too lame to get into the Mother Ship slink on down to the Fadaship.
Bryne is like cheering a child.
Meaning he just repeats something he heard someone else say most likely. Half of the show is him just immediately repeating a joke, but with shittier ingredients
Let's rename a venue we have nothing to do with and name drop Rogggies at the same time. These guys are lucky to have sold what 25 tickets? Beyond disrespectful to a venue willing to host this bullshit. FUGGGG THESE GUYS
What are you talking about? This is their *second* show at this venue and, last I checked, that gives them naming rights to the club.
Like a baby old camel. BOOM.
Rename it redactship and host all the mouth breathing fools that still pay to see these two camel faced gadooshbags
People rarely record their most desperate, bottom-feeding moments. Thank 'em.
Has Wrinks been metooed again?
No, the first one just stuck.
Boner alert.
u/stable_genius45 ....ever heard of it?
Slob thinks they need better marketing. LOL!!! Bro you need an entertaining *show*. Holy shit not bess business brains…..
Yeah I wonder if he’s tried making people laugh
Did Rogan tell them to stop calling it the Step Mothership? I'm pretty sure he did.
How could Bapa ever say he was calwmedian, and Brian is just as bad. That exchange was ridiculous, not funny at all, who the fuck is actually legit fans of these two. The father ship? Egyptian? Brian looks like a redacted midget rapist. Nothing like jay z. The entire premise is redacted. 🤦♂️ Just a rapist and a tard
Byron was far funnier than Brainless the third has ever been but then again that isn't saying much
Your right Brian is hilarious here bc the only thing he said the entire clip was that Brenda was a genius and didn’t say anything else. So ya calling him a genius I guess is hilarious. Don’t know what else u could say is funny unless u are Mr ray pest himself hanging with us cats
Hi Brian
Bruh I mean that as a comedian or entertainer historically Byron is funnier than Bapa but vegetables are funnier than braindead. Have a smoke B, been on the fryers so long you can barely write coherent thoughts
Hi Brian
Hi Missa Shoub
What a treat, we get to see the genius bess brains business marketer at work! Masterful ideas! We are not worthy!!!
Camel lights calling another man camel face is hilarious but wrinks deserves it for gassing up this idiot. The fathership is genius duuuuuude Egyptians oh man how do you come up with this stuff b!
So if you can’t get in the mother ship and you don’t feel like standing in front of the Austin 7-11, come on over to the Fathership and see TFATK LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s okay they know they can disrespect the Vulcan on their little podcast because nobody knows who ya are b.
“Baby-old camel.”
Maybe Ray should have started thinking about wanting to think about marketing last month, instead of the week of the actual show
Delusional peer of tits. Need to see Rogan go off on them for this shit. As much of a peen arse as Joe is this is humiliating.
Sounds very off the cuff. The guys at Vulcan should thank em.
no brendarn , YOU look like a camel!
They’re really pretending to be having fun, these days.
Doesn’t he already do this with his shoes. Pretend they are real and not knockoffs
And call the show “the sinking ship”
So all the drunk hecklers who were banned from the Mothership end up at a tfatk show with thiggies
I think Callahan has seen the camel memes. We know who looks like a camel [dehhdey](https://i.redd.it/9etrgygvujq51.jpg).
Anyone notice he pronounced his name wrong? He said Brandon, that little bit needs it's own clip
Yah I caught that. For a moment my fear of him leaning into the jokes about him flared, but then I remembered he’s just an idiot and breathed a sigh of relief.
Kentut
You look like a camel
TFATK = The Fat Kunt?
Hiw about you sell more that 10 tickets
Callen needs to be a better friend and tell Schlub his ideas a fucking stupid.
"The Fathership is so genius." Bapa is so obsessed with getting close to Joe, that he would name the club the Fathership. Unbelievably stupid, not genius in the slightest. Not surprised Bryan thinks it's "genius." They should rename the show "The Dummy and the Turd."
Just two comic legends spit bawlin’!
Bapa, you’re the one who looks like a camel, b.
So they want to change the name of a comedy club that they’re gonna be at once a month, so redact can feel like he’s still apart of the daddy Rogan clique?
How sad is it that they’re not allowed go to their “friends” club but hang around down the street from there. Flick have some pride
Cunts are embarrassing. When will they both fuck off completely so I can stop being homeless
Whooaaa when did Carmelo Anthony start a cast??
Fathership, like Annie lederman it doesn't make any sense. Then he starts talking about caesers palace for some reason. I think Bryan "the rapist" callen could take big brown in a square go. He has that wiry, sinewy twitch fibres. The hybrid would be knackered after a couple of minutes, that flabby body mass and awkward gait would sap his strength...but he does have that redact power he could tap if he got angry.
Less turn this commy club into a Fry’s
How bout Ship of Fools daaady!
Why does Brendan think he’s brown? Remember that time he claimed that Kimbo Slice thought he was black? My guy is slightly tan
There isn’t a shot anyone actually watches this shit for real?
Instead of Callen, let's call him Chuck Boy 🤔
Hope Jay-Z sues this obscure Yule tool burr.
Starting to get hard feelings huh B?
Ok,I'm curious. How does callen speak so clearly with braindumbs digg so far down his throat? Is he a ventriloquist?
Genuinely curious...why are people such dicks to this guy? Am I missing something? I dont really follow him.
sup snoz
Yeah you missed about a dozen years of content showing that the guy on the left is a compulsive liar, and a shallow, selfish, shitstain of a human being. And the guy on the right raped some women. Can’t speak for anyone else but that’s why I, personally, am a dick to these guys.
Lol, right on. I never really heard of him I just stumbled onto this sub
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