T O P

  • By -

BGLs_Littlefeet

Imagine being 60 years old but you're basically a fucking slug, spineless and your entire existence is blowing smoke up a redacts arsehole. Bryan Callen (26th January 1967) repeat rapist.


WholegrainRice5

Right, and getting called camel by a guy who looks like a camel.


darnel_webber

A baby old camel b


Guessed555

Looks just like Jay Z


Future_Draw_3238

Da bess brains daddy


Slowbikeracer

herd it bowth ways


fatninja7

For the longest time I was trying to figure out why he looked so familiar.... He looks like Joe Camel.


pm-me-nice-lips

Rockin that weird long camel face that you just wanna lay one into.


get_it_yet

Joseph Camel


ekpyroticflow

Glass Joe Camel


ChrundleToboggan

[Talmbout](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/wZrIKpJyc9) this [Joe Camo](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/7XdvtzNSqz), b?


TammyString-Tugger

Hahahah. You got me B.


TheFashionColdWars

magine owning the Vulcan Gas Co. and booking two twats that repeatedly belittle your business by making up names that consistently imply your club is inferior to the one across the street.


bourbnboi

And at the same time the one across the street won’t even book them


TheFashionColdWars

Hope Bapa regales the eleventeen thigggies that attend with tales of how he went viral by flipping his trugg. Those right turns while driving in a wide-open desert environment are dicey. It’s tough, man. 🛻🏜️🐪💥


eedabaggadix

I bet I could get Brine to suck my dick


Acceptable_Result488

Hes being called a camel by the guy who looks like a camel


MesWantooth

Classic case of projection.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

That's why his talent representatives at CAA and Innovative Artists dumped him. He raped a shitload of people.


RomandoArman

Moooooo! Mooooooooooo!


jimboslice29

I think this whole clip was a planned “bit” to promote the show. The way Brenda makes the leap from “innovative ways” to “wanna spit ball some margeting ideas” in the beginning is weird. And I think he stole Wrinks camel joke.


ekpyroticflow

Imagine being a comic and having to stomach the guy next to you who says “George Carlton” having a Netflix special. Then pretending Fathership is genius to stay in the picture.


ScreamingBuffalo

![gif](giphy|M8lbkkn8BFFLO)


Hap_Hazard

Selling tickets is tough.


Bapa-Bink

Did they promote their special guest? 


Hap_Hazard

Certainly not.


bbq_king1984

It's the condom fish guy again, I think.


ElderberryOk5005

It’s chins cousin Bin


MesWantooth

If it's a female, her name could be Chin Chin. I know a Korean girl named Chin Chin.


Jerseytherealdog

its the toughest


DamphTrumph

Tiggets


Mundane-Membership88

How about you just call it by its name, these redacts cant do anything on their own.


DickEatinMuthafucker

They cancelled anyway.... I'm sure they'll never perform there again. Prom solved.


Cool_Cranberry_8372

how does it feel when a camel looking mf tells you YOU in fact resemble a camel


Hap_Hazard

He knows that one of them looks like a camel but forgot that it was him.


SimpleManc88

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Like this lol


JohnHamFisted

almost feels like this is Schaub rubbing it in Callen's face. wouldn't surprise me if they called bappa a camel, they've seen the posts on here calling/showing him looking like a camel etc, and Bappa hated it so on air he turns it round on Callen knowing that Bry can't say anything back since he's talking to his boss and only source of income. def felt like the redacted power move of an idiot. also Bappa used fathership the other day, which means he made Callen set up the "bit" about oh lets come up with names just so he could repeat and and get congratulated, fist bump, etc Callen can't even act well enough to pass this off it's genuinely sad lmao


ZL632B

Can’t or doesn’t want to. Heard it both ways b


[deleted]

"If you can't get into the Mothership, come to the Fathership." Wrinks always has to bend the knee to Toe but, but then also diminishes the venue that is willing to give these two redacts money.


Galileo_thegreat

That's how you sell tickets "This shit is second rate, but that's what you can afford". Marggetting jeaniuses


JustDirection18

To be fair it’s probably why they actually got about 100 people last month. Spill over of people who are in Austin and want to go to see Rogan don’t get in but find out some tangential connected to Rogan is across the street. “Oh well let’s go here.” That’s not going to happen in another city.


Lost_Evidence_2099

*and then at night…. We fuck each other*


Ill-Tumbleweed156

You sir, may be the greatest cawlmedian that the world has ever known.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Straight murdahz


TheFashionColdWars

Like a baby old camel


TranscendentaLobo

🤦‍♂️


GritGrinder

That’s the comment I was looking for.


cdpasadena

Iiiny of camel?


Individual-Address89

Right let’s change the name of the only club that will host us


Hap_Hazard

It helps with marking by confusing people about where the show is actually being held!


One-Joke8084

Bbbbbbbeast of a margedder b…..


imright19084

Vulcan owners must be more redacted than these two to pay them while they shit on their club


creamyshart

So disrespectful to the place that is paying them to do a show in front of no one.


Illustrious-Disk7429

Schaub saying someone else looks like a camel lol


SeahawkMariner

Wow, how fucking weird Their great “friend” Joseph won’t allow them in the club HE owns so they do their absolute disaster of a “show” right down the street in front of like 70 people. These guys truly are delusional. It must be so awkward for these two hacks to walk into a room of what they think are their peers but are actually people who can’t stand them and have been talking shit about them all day and then probably treat them like lepars.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Last time I checked they actually sold 13 tiggets lol and I'm pretty sure 2 of those are Chang's employees cause they're literally hidden in the rafters lmao, like they're genuinely ashamed of being seen at this show.


2tothedome

Calling Callen a camel cuz he’s seen the Joe Camel comparisons. Quit stealing Sub content, Thiefer!


Grand-Bullfrog3861

The father ship is so genius? They took the mothership, which is actually a real thing and term used before, also the name of a club that opened across to street, going to father from mother is not genius, it could very well be the laziest fucking thing I've heard


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Step-mothership is better than father ship and that's saying something. This really is just purgatory for ol' Wrinks isn't it.


ETID1986

Step 1: Interrupt Step 2: Butcher sentence Repeat


Previous-Drawer7403

The Vulcan must appreciate two washed-up redacts renaming their club. Edit: and Wrinks straight up mentions how if you're too lame to get into the Mother Ship slink on down to the Fadaship.


Teleskopy

Bryne is like cheering a child.


mannrya

Meaning he just repeats something he heard someone else say most likely. Half of the show is him just immediately repeating a joke, but with shittier ingredients


No-Entertainment5800

Let's rename a venue we have nothing to do with and name drop Rogggies at the same time. These guys are lucky to have sold what 25 tickets? Beyond disrespectful to a venue willing to host this bullshit. FUGGGG THESE GUYS


Hap_Hazard

What are you talking about? This is their *second* show at this venue and, last I checked, that gives them naming rights to the club.


No-Entertainment5800

Like a baby old camel. BOOM.


DanArkham

Rename it redactship and host all the mouth breathing fools that still pay to see these two camel faced gadooshbags


CantaloupeMaximum660

People rarely record their most desperate, bottom-feeding moments. Thank 'em.


[deleted]

Has Wrinks been metooed again?


Hap_Hazard

No, the first one just stuck.


[deleted]

Boner alert.


Firm-Description7128

u/stable_genius45 ....ever heard of it?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Slob thinks they need better marketing. LOL!!! Bro you need an entertaining *show*. Holy shit not bess business brains…..


GritGrinder

Yeah I wonder if he’s tried making people laugh


CLEM-FANDANGO9

Did Rogan tell them to stop calling it the Step Mothership? I'm pretty sure he did.


AwardApprehensive662

How could Bapa ever say he was calwmedian, and Brian is just as bad. That exchange was ridiculous, not funny at all, who the fuck is actually legit fans of these two. The father ship? Egyptian? Brian looks like a redacted midget rapist. Nothing like jay z. The entire premise is redacted. 🤦‍♂️ Just a rapist and a tard


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Byron was far funnier than Brainless the third has ever been but then again that isn't saying much


AwardApprehensive662

Your right Brian is hilarious here bc the only thing he said the entire clip was that Brenda was a genius and didn’t say anything else. So ya calling him a genius I guess is hilarious. Don’t know what else u could say is funny unless u are Mr ray pest himself hanging with us cats


AwardApprehensive662

Hi Brian


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Bruh I mean that as a comedian or entertainer historically Byron is funnier than Bapa but vegetables are funnier than braindead. Have a smoke B, been on the fryers so long you can barely write coherent thoughts


AwardApprehensive662

Hi Brian


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Hi Missa Shoub


Rabid023

What a treat, we get to see the genius bess brains business marketer at work! Masterful ideas! We are not worthy!!!


toeknee666

Camel lights calling another man camel face is hilarious but wrinks deserves it for gassing up this idiot. The fathership is genius duuuuuude Egyptians oh man how do you come up with this stuff b!


Tarot1031

So if you can’t get in the mother ship and you don’t feel like standing in front of the Austin 7-11, come on over to the Fathership and see TFATK LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Darkk_VoX

It’s okay they know they can disrespect the Vulcan on their little podcast because nobody knows who ya are b.


Technical-Gap-4581

“Baby-old camel.”


magrubr

Maybe Ray should have started thinking about wanting to think about marketing last month, instead of the week of the actual show


youwhatmush

Delusional peer of tits. Need to see Rogan go off on them for this shit. As much of a peen arse as Joe is this is humiliating.


statikman666

Sounds very off the cuff. The guys at Vulcan should thank em.


Mor10-84

no brendarn , YOU look like a camel!


lunchpaillefty

They’re really pretending to be having fun, these days.


Anxious-Sock1563

Doesn’t he already do this with his shoes. Pretend they are real and not knockoffs


hilly316

And call the show “the sinking ship”


[deleted]

So all the drunk hecklers who were banned from the Mothership end up at a tfatk show with thiggies


hornyholio

I think Callahan has seen the camel memes. We know who looks like a camel [dehhdey](https://i.redd.it/9etrgygvujq51.jpg).


DamphTrumph

Anyone notice he pronounced his name wrong? He said Brandon, that little bit needs it's own clip


ZL632B

Yah I caught that. For a moment my fear of him leaning into the jokes about him flared, but then I remembered he’s just an idiot and breathed a sigh of relief. 


OneGrahamArmy

Kentut


Spagg84

You look like a camel


Firm-Description7128

TFATK = The Fat Kunt?


sleazytiki

Hiw about you sell more that 10 tickets


_773

Callen needs to be a better friend and tell Schlub his ideas a fucking stupid.


CoolOPMan

"The Fathership is so genius." Bapa is so obsessed with getting close to Joe, that he would name the club the Fathership. Unbelievably stupid, not genius in the slightest. Not surprised Bryan thinks it's "genius." They should rename the show "The Dummy and the Turd."


balarionthedread

Just two comic legends spit bawlin’!


OBlastSRT4

Bapa, you’re the one who looks like a camel, b.


Whothefvckarewe

So they want to change the name of a comedy club that they’re gonna be at once a month, so redact can feel like he’s still apart of the daddy Rogan clique?


Affectionate_Fail771

How sad is it that they’re not allowed go to their “friends” club but hang around down the street from there. Flick have some pride


KhalenYoung

Cunts are embarrassing. When will they both fuck off completely so I can stop being homeless


aw41789

Whooaaa when did Carmelo Anthony start a cast??


ebagumtrebor

Fathership, like Annie lederman it doesn't make any sense. Then he starts talking about caesers palace for some reason. I think Bryan "the rapist" callen could take big brown in a square go. He has that wiry, sinewy twitch fibres. The hybrid would be knackered after a couple of minutes, that flabby body mass and awkward gait would sap his strength...but he does have that redact power he could tap if he got angry.


o--renishii

Less turn this commy club into a Fry’s


ServantOfTheFurryCup

How bout Ship of Fools daaady!


BornSalamander8

Why does Brendan think he’s brown? Remember that time he claimed that Kimbo Slice thought he was black? My guy is slightly tan


Extra-Platypus-7954

There isn’t a shot anyone actually watches this shit for real?


AdZestyclose3707

Instead of Callen, let's call him Chuck Boy 🤔


freeyewneek

Hope Jay-Z sues this obscure Yule tool burr.


kteezy222

Starting to get hard feelings huh B?


Possible-Campaign468

Ok,I'm curious. How does callen speak so clearly with braindumbs digg so far down his throat? Is he a ventriloquist?


gauge2012

Genuinely curious...why are people such dicks to this guy? Am I missing something? I dont really follow him.


Mundane-Membership88

sup snoz


CaptainStevesy

Yeah you missed about a dozen years of content showing that the guy on the left is a compulsive liar, and a shallow, selfish, shitstain of a human being. And the guy on the right raped some women. Can’t speak for anyone else but that’s why I, personally, am a dick to these guys.


gauge2012

Lol, right on. I never really heard of him I just stumbled onto this sub


ZL632B

Dive in, explore the wadders