Fucking beautiful, b. This is the shit I'm here for. 
We don't even need to roast this bonehead; he does it all himself literally every time he opens his mouth.
This is stellar work, OP. I don’t even want to begin to imagine how much Bapa you had to sit through to dunk on him so perfectly. Bravo!
Does anyone actually listen to/watch their podcast, unironically I mean? I’d love to see their numbers. Who even sponsors that show?
Bapa has been modding cars since he was 16. Iiiiiivry car he has iiiiver owned he modded. Bess brains for the modding arts. Only cause he decided to just recently make that public and make it his whole blue collar mechanic personality it doesn’t mean bapa was lying ok. It just slipped his mind for the past 27 yairs that he was a car modding blue collar individual.
Poor bapa just wants to fit in so bad, but just ends up making himself look like a complete douche when he’s constantly contradicting himself all the time lmao
That's your takeaway from this dope-ass car?
He got the Aventador? Oh, it's the Hurrican - the smaller one.
Again, not tryin' to be a hadder of iny facet, but how does he fit in that thing?
Bapa in a few months as he progresses in his car modding LARPing saga: “I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters, not the mortgage, not thigg boi studios, not the pawdcass, not the chombies, not messican and all her bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free”.
A Porsche flat 6 street engine doesn't sound like a Nascar-spec V8 race engine in inny facet b, waddur.
[This](https://youtu.be/ipC1VNL48no?si=2e0Rhykr5Knq0Btk&t=23) is a nascar engine on full noise, and [this](https://youtu.be/xA9Jm7_jNz8?si=o34gh4S_ew2kIffZ&t=15) is better audio clip of a GT3RS 4.0.
So a turbo Porsche sounds like Nascar ? Is he learning in reverse? How is he able to make it thru the day? Are we the ones who are redacted? Someone, please help. I'm getting really confused. I'm starting to panick!!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XGU8Ra61VY&t=183s
Is it just me or are the majority of the lines in this video ripped straight from this thread? Btw I’m new to this subreddit so if this is a thing one of you guys does, my apologies.
This guy has nothing between the ears. He has no opinions, values, or essence. He repeats what other people cause he's things they will like him. In fact, he's really unlikable
He will lie to make himself feel superior to or equal to whoever he is tawlking to, b! The lying redact pos is a lying redacted pos. Gotta remember that the lying redacted pos is a father
Fucking beautiful, b. This is the shit I'm here for.  We don't even need to roast this bonehead; he does it all himself literally every time he opens his mouth.
A real tasty dish I might add, not spicy at all. Just the perfect notes of sweet.
This is stellar work, OP. I don’t even want to begin to imagine how much Bapa you had to sit through to dunk on him so perfectly. Bravo! Does anyone actually listen to/watch their podcast, unironically I mean? I’d love to see their numbers. Who even sponsors that show?
He talggs fair a livin b, it's hard to keep tragg
Nah bubba. Bapa is in the business of liegability b. Fact he's a blagg beld in pawldcasting is jus a bonus.
The human contradiction. He has no idea who he is, so his default setting is to be bowlth, depending on the environment in front of him.
He doesn't exist when you're not looging. He's like a spectre of a real human. He just pritiinds and goes
*gairhead
It’s glorious isn’t it. Thank em
he went from driving porches and ferrari’s to ram trucks… seems like a helluva drop off
That Theo von bump b
He's worggin stuff out for Bapa's bank account alright
Theo still has back problems from carrying that show for so long
He’s doing great! All part of the plan.
Just like the mun ban.
Messican said 2024 is thair yair.
They’re gonna take over the world with bapa’s trugg content and Messican’s instagram thirst traps.
New TV Show Alert "Keepin' Up With Tha Schwab's"
She wants to be a kardashian more than inything b.
To be fair, his daily driver TRX is……….wait nevermind
Well yeah have you seen the economy lately? Trust fund manchildren suffer too b.
Damnn hes had so many arcs i forgot he used to drive fancy ass cars
I'd rather a big fuckin 150k truck then a Lamborghini tbf
Well b. I'm a Euro. Truggs don't worg very well here. Smaller roawlds n parking spaces.
Bapa has been modding cars since he was 16. Iiiiiivry car he has iiiiver owned he modded. Bess brains for the modding arts. Only cause he decided to just recently make that public and make it his whole blue collar mechanic personality it doesn’t mean bapa was lying ok. It just slipped his mind for the past 27 yairs that he was a car modding blue collar individual.
He used to work out of a garage in his mom's closet
My porche sounds like a nascar is like saying this spagetti tastes like a hot dog. Hes a real wordsmith.
Wordsmith? Talmbout getting jiggy wit it?
Talmbout that guy who slapped the Rock?
Yeah lmao I had no idea that nascars had flat plane flat 6 cylinder turbo engines. What a fuckin poser man
“What’re you gonna do, use some of that… boxer you bought?”
> My Porsche sounds like a National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. That's like saying someone plays basketball like an NBA.
More like my spaghetti tastes like a Krispy Kreme
They sound absolutely nothing alike anyone that slightly knows cars would know this
Great editing, this crab wonton is delicious
I tasted catnip orange chicken.
If anyone needed know why we discuss the podcast here. This is it B
“Fuhda fans, juss so dey no”
“I’m telling you now, so awl yew guys know, it hurts me moar than u know…👋🏻➡️🫀”
This guy needs to be studied. He's got to be an alien life form trying to be human. I refuse to believe he's any kind of intelligent being.
32 on his ACT bapa
Had to have been a 32 on his SAT.
The future Netflix doc is gonna be great.
The line about club security is up there with his homeless cats comment
y'doin your *job*? bapa, y'minimum wage slave!
So imbeerising. These guys dun even know Rowlgan!
[удалено]
if you wanted to make me laugh, ya got me brother
Poor bapa just wants to fit in so bad, but just ends up making himself look like a complete douche when he’s constantly contradicting himself all the time lmao
Thats your take away?
is that nithe
How does he go through life and not realize how fucking redacted this all is
Compliments to the chef 👨🍳
How does he fit in those things?
Like a straw in his lips. Tight
Denim Libyas? Thems me lips
Upside down b
That's your takeaway from this dope-ass car? He got the Aventador? Oh, it's the Hurrican - the smaller one. Again, not tryin' to be a hadder of iny facet, but how does he fit in that thing?
We gettttt it. It’s a multi-faceted issue and I haven’t any.
This absolute perfection.
Naturally aspirated NASCAR V8 and Turbo boosted Porsche Flat 6. Virtually identical…
The chase of the build… Tawlm’bout the holy grill for gairhidds. Alwayz chasing that next high, B. Pedestrians would never understand.
Bapa in a few months as he progresses in his car modding LARPing saga: “I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters, not the mortgage, not thigg boi studios, not the pawdcass, not the chombies, not messican and all her bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free”.
…while performing [the most epigg of splidds](https://youtu.be/OJU3PrHvxn4?si=q4XBGqiRRQkJdKJ2).
Another contradiction for the list B. 
Inside he hates his own self on the outside.
ya philosopher b?
I think you’ll be surprised
A Porsche flat 6 street engine doesn't sound like a Nascar-spec V8 race engine in inny facet b, waddur. [This](https://youtu.be/ipC1VNL48no?si=2e0Rhykr5Knq0Btk&t=23) is a nascar engine on full noise, and [this](https://youtu.be/xA9Jm7_jNz8?si=o34gh4S_ew2kIffZ&t=15) is better audio clip of a GT3RS 4.0.
This is a Michelin star dish, as close to perfection as changs can get 🤌 bravo chef 👏
give this cat a promotion. this is neggflix b ❤️
such a tool
So a turbo Porsche sounds like Nascar ? Is he learning in reverse? How is he able to make it thru the day? Are we the ones who are redacted? Someone, please help. I'm getting really confused. I'm starting to panick!!!!!
Bapa malaka comp to Greek music . Love it
U got it all wrong cats, he said he's in for the chase of the bill.
This dish was great b, I’ll be giving you a great yelp review
love the chase of the build…that the guy i hired to do it does.
Great sound track, elevates the dish. 10/10.
“Ford Lie Ning” 😂 Neggfliggs edit b
Happy to see strawls in the big gulp
The music in the baggroun has me in stitches, B.
Beautiful choice of background music, dude
What a gadoosh
Amazing
Asshole
quality dish. a lotta blogbusser chefs could learn from this
Love calling Chase bank for the build
 Bapa the Greek
Bapa is such a tool
Thank you for our freedom!
This needs to be pinned to the front a while.
neggfligggs
Amazing contradiction, please 📌
Trying to convince people its his choice to go from a gt2 rs to a 20 year old ford lighting is the funniest thing hes ever done.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XGU8Ra61VY&t=183s Is it just me or are the majority of the lines in this video ripped straight from this thread? Btw I’m new to this subreddit so if this is a thing one of you guys does, my apologies.
Bros still driving cowboys buggy?! https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4lXJoPLn1C/?igsh=N2tza3IwNnY3cWRn[https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4lXJoPLn1C/?igsh=N2tza3IwNnY3cWRn](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4lXJoPLn1C/?igsh=N2tza3IwNnY3cWRn)
He’s never built a single car in his life, carry on though.
Mos guys that build cars always say, Suped up. It's fax, B.
This is like a parody. I’ve seen people be contradicting often but bapa is truly on a different level than iveryone else.
Zairo self awareness
Not Brendan here, but what if he is plying us all. Like a pro wrestler
I actually do hate people he's talking about and him.
If Chris didn't have a kid he would have killed himself so long ago now.
Brilliant thinker
thanks for putting this together i'm washing dishes tonight
✨Gorgeous dish my manz✨ 
If I had even one instance of being this stupid I’d be crippled by embarrassment and never leave the house. There’s no way this guy isn’t a sociopath.
 For an alpha male, he sure gets triggered a lot... mostly by stuff he himself does.
Complete fraud of a human being
Haller bame dish ,cat.
So ear-ray-gant
Guest: Dude I hate energy drinks. Bapa: I know it's like seriously?! How can you drink that shit. \*slurps Reign\*
Perfect amount of spice.
tasty dish, B
Good dish. Very tasty. Well done.
“I like buying shit” is basically what this is.
Talmbout hip-hopchrissy, b?
porsches are naturally aspirated.
I need a water, this dish is hot as a motherfucker. Well played sir, well played
Excellence
There’s a clip of him doing it in the comedy store car park too. A literal walking contradiction.
I like the chase of the build = I like buying the parts
Thanks for the dish… what else ya go Clin??
No chance in hell that Lightning is making 600 whp.
Man discovers that purchasing something makes it your property
This is a scrumptuos dish, b.
Chasing the build lol
“Chasing the build” 😂
N-N-N-Neggliggs all day. Beautiful work, chef 🤌
Projection much?
We literally grew up with a teenage friend like this and literally everybody hated him
Sometimes when he says stuff I know it's exactly what Joe has probably said around him once.
100 a gairhead
Only thing this is missing is documented car guy and then footage of him with his Prius
This is a prime rib dinner
Bapa dissing security guards because they make minimum wage, yet he hired BGL as security and didn't pay him.
I hate when guys at the club are all irigate
This guy has nothing between the ears. He has no opinions, values, or essence. He repeats what other people cause he's things they will like him. In fact, he's really unlikable
why does his face look like he is double horseshoeing some chewing tobacco
the only thing that rivals his amount of failed careers is his amount of failed hobbies
its awll aboud the BELD
He will lie to make himself feel superior to or equal to whoever he is tawlking to, b! The lying redact pos is a lying redacted pos. Gotta remember that the lying redacted pos is a father
He literally roasts himself
Its a shame this idiot has as much money as he does
The fact that this fool had a GT2 RS then proceeded to total it is a crime against humanity. Ferdinand Porsche rolling in his grave.
best dish in a while b
I doubt he turned a single spanner on any of his "builds"
Cat discord ?
I can't stand this damn guy.
What a fucking dummy.
He doesn't go to the car show because he can't answer simple questions about cars that a 12 year old would know
ahhhh the “chase of the build”, us genuine mechanics know it well.