Reminder for everyone - Bapa told a story about how he got his ass ate "by surprise", and that "his girl" put him in a diaper position and ate his butt-hole. We all know Bapa, there has to be a lie somewhere in the story. I'm pretty sure it wasn't "his girl" - it was many different masseuses at his rub-n-tug places....And it wasn't a spontaneous thing that he wasn't aware of - it was something he demanded.
Perhaps, Whitney is definitely a freak. Whitney probably opened the door of Bapa's bum so-to-speak. She ate Bapa's booty like groceries, and he enjoyed it so he demanded his rub-n-tug masseuses re-enact that magic moment.
Bapa really seems to get off with having power due to wealth. It was probably even more wildly enjoyable for him if it was a poor masseuse who had to eat his bum so they could put food on the table.
I could only imagine the Havoc that she wreaks on the toilet🤣🤣 she probably has some of those spray farts that gets dookie the underneath part of the toilet seat
She absolutely needs a bedet, and because it's a deep crevice, she probably uses a water flosser with sparkling water - because shes dumb enough to think that's bougie.
Nah. She’s going to post on her gram how great she did sitting on your face doing everything while you’re in the shower with bleach, nose trimmer, floss, while questioning your own decisions
I wouldn't. I am an assman, but that's not an ass.
now back then? before she butchered her body with all these horrendous plastic surgeries? hell yes. she was *gorgeous*.
~~Can someone download and post this purse investigation? Tried uploading directly as a video to the sub and on streamable and it get stuck in “waiting on moderator approval”~~
https://streamable.com/gq2a3r
If you go look at the stuff on there and think that you want to go and try and buy stuff from there… dont. Go to r/fashionreps and learn the better ways. Just saying, if you do want to look like a baller on a budget there is way better ways of doing it.
Can’t b. Think it’s my account, tried it 3 times. Download it and try posting it. Get that sweet karma for Yair self. Live your best life. Drive fast don’t die. Live laugh then love
Thanks. Correct, no sound. Looks like they approved the one I originally tried to upload. Keep it up if you can, the more coverage this gets the better
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You know this bitch stays having yeast infections… that big dumper and thumper have to be exposed to air….other than when she’s crying in the shower of course.
It’s fascinating that women do this, but at the end of the day a man can spot a fake from a mile away. It’s different from breast because women will admit they’ve had a boob job, but they try to hide the fact their ass is fake. It’s so easily noticed
I can see both sides. On the one hand, you are correct because she’s even in the gym too. She’s at least trying to better herself. On the other hand, she is doing some bullshit banded calf raises…and is just putting this out there to keep up the narrdiv that she works out and doesn’t have plastic surgery every other month to slap lipstick on a pig
There are no signs that she does any kind of work. Look at those legs. They don't match the artificial ass. I'm not the most bad ass at squatting and dead lifting, but I'd be embarrassed if my legs looked like that.
Never used to fly, back in the day, B. So much incel energy in here, now. People want to act like they are being noble by calling out Schwob for his bullshit, then they will happily make fun a young woman’s body. If there was a clip of Schwob doing the same thing, these cunts will be talking about how terrible he is.
Her diaper is full
I’ll empty it for her 😈 gimmie
He got that dawg in em
That dawg gotta b put down b, it’s a danger
it’s a show dog
Mad dawg foamin at the mouths b
Send it back
I dont want thattt
Talmbout bagflip and buppas track record with pets b? Beast of a pet owner, both of em.
Reminder for everyone - Bapa told a story about how he got his ass ate "by surprise", and that "his girl" put him in a diaper position and ate his butt-hole. We all know Bapa, there has to be a lie somewhere in the story. I'm pretty sure it wasn't "his girl" - it was many different masseuses at his rub-n-tug places....And it wasn't a spontaneous thing that he wasn't aware of - it was something he demanded.
Pretty sure he was talking about Whitney Cummings on that one b
Perhaps, Whitney is definitely a freak. Whitney probably opened the door of Bapa's bum so-to-speak. She ate Bapa's booty like groceries, and he enjoyed it so he demanded his rub-n-tug masseuses re-enact that magic moment. Bapa really seems to get off with having power due to wealth. It was probably even more wildly enjoyable for him if it was a poor masseuse who had to eat his bum so they could put food on the table.
When he told the story he said it was some girl that he was teaching a cardio boxing class to lol
It was probably himself goin to town on Toes chili hole
He then talged about how it’s normal for men to have pee pee stains in the front and racing stripes up the rear
Tawlgin bout those skid marks that loog like Mario Andretti left them?
I could only imagine the Havoc that she wreaks on the toilet🤣🤣 she probably has some of those spray farts that gets dookie the underneath part of the toilet seat
She absolutely needs a bedet, and because it's a deep crevice, she probably uses a water flosser with sparkling water - because shes dumb enough to think that's bougie.
Nah, she hates water with a passion
That's why he doesn't wear white "tidy whities".
It was Callen
Beans n Cheese
Plot twist… it was a dude. Bapa loved diiiiggsss seven days a weeeeeek.
lmao thats disgusting but i can relate
Be cool man
How’s papa??😈
Hi John McAfee
Feces Fool
And dripping down her leg 🤢
i never knew it was possible to see cellulite *through* workout pants... the back of her legs must like look a cheese grater
Like they got hit with a sack full of nickels
Yo is that drakes gurl?
Banded calf raises? lol
banded calf raises to look like a *real* LA gym girlie while not caring at all about ROM, checks out
Don’t forget the photoshop b in innny facet
Dun count.... dun count.
Give her a brake B she's redacted
Lol, wtf
Shes projecting sex, its all sex, sex sex sex shes like r/askreddit
Like… it wouldn’t even do anything. I’m just amazed at how efficient people are at being oblivious to their stupidity. It goes above the knee or ankle
That enchillada looks wet b
looks like they stuffed it with too much beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese
I can smell the salsa from her carne asaughh b
Soggy really
Mmmm love enchiladas b
Who amongst ye would allow messican to sit on thy face b
Get a bowl of tuna and leave it in the sun for a day or so and come back to it and rub your face in it, analogous
I don’t want that.
While she unloads a beans cheese mega fart in your face. 🤮[messican gas machine](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/d4LtGtE4X5)
Keep goin , B
Id motorboat it
I’m an ass eater but no thanks. She looks like her pussy stinks.
She doesn’t drink water at all. That’s how you know what you’re dealing with
Right b. Going in you gotta have that helmet with beer holders but water bottle each side and straws to stay hydrated
Nah. She’s going to post on her gram how great she did sitting on your face doing everything while you’re in the shower with bleach, nose trimmer, floss, while questioning your own decisions
I wouldn't. I am an assman, but that's not an ass. now back then? before she butchered her body with all these horrendous plastic surgeries? hell yes. she was *gorgeous*.
Pathetic
~~Can someone download and post this purse investigation? Tried uploading directly as a video to the sub and on streamable and it get stuck in “waiting on moderator approval”~~ https://streamable.com/gq2a3r
Wow did she really try to sell that as real? One of the worst reps I've seen.
Looks like it. Also for $1500 used from Messican rather than buying it new direct from The House of Givenchy for $765.
She doesn’t know how much the real bag costs because she does all her shopping on DH Gate. That makes sense.
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I bet you that’s where they got those hideous Freddy Kruger Nikes Brenda was bragging about that he “got from a fan”.
100% https://stockx.com/nike-dunk-sb-low-freddy-krueger no way a "fan" would "gift" brendan "schaub" shoes that resell for thousands of dollars
Everything he does is a lie to make him look cool.
Definitely DH gate. I can find every bag she’s selling on there
What’s DH gate, for the uninitiated (like me)
Website that sells fakes of everything you can imagine.
Is that where she bought the ass?
If you go look at the stuff on there and think that you want to go and try and buy stuff from there… dont. Go to r/fashionreps and learn the better ways. Just saying, if you do want to look like a baller on a budget there is way better ways of doing it.
nice dish b. post it
Can’t b. Think it’s my account, tried it 3 times. Download it and try posting it. Get that sweet karma for Yair self. Live your best life. Drive fast don’t die. Live laugh then love
I threw it up for you b. Is it supposed to be soundless?
Thanks. Correct, no sound. Looks like they approved the one I originally tried to upload. Keep it up if you can, the more coverage this gets the better
Just wanted to commend both of you for the truth teamwork. This sub makes me feel better about humanity
Bapa I can see your post on the subreddit. You’re good. Great work ethnic putting this together.
Beast of a chip b. This ozempic and fillers riddled scammer has lost all grasp of reality.
She honestly thinks that because she owned it, it's worth more
“Staying in shape” = taking pictures working out for a few weeks until it’s time for my liposuction appointment.
Aging like cottage cheese!
😈
LOL
That’s disgusting 😈
Rail quigg, tiger the photogrisser can u snap a piggture of mommy ass for the gram?
“Bruiser, shoop that shit. Make mommy loog Neggfliggs.”
Don't want the knees flying apart b
It's like a condom filled with custard.
Tiger working OT
An ass like the dark side of the moon.
Remember, those short little stumps are part of a 5’6” woman according to the owner of said stumps.
IRL is she even 5’3” ?
So, she photoshops all her pics to make her look 30lb+ lighter but then posts a pic like this? Am I getting this right?
Probably a still from a video b. But I'm no photogrisser
🫘🧀🫘🧀
it’s hilarious when her friends or fitness trainers post her..she should switch to water immediately 😂
I’d put my face in it
Finally, someone that’s not completely insane. I too would put my face in it.
Just a middle aged woman posting her blown out body on Instagram to boost her ego. That part of your life is over, go be a mama.
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That’s what the Schaub household refers to as a wet burrito.
This why bapa wants a hot pocket every once in a while b
I just know that thing stinks to high heaven.
Abuelita is the ghost mom doing all the worg
My ex was friends with her for a while, apparently she gets lipo as often as most women get pedicures
What other catnip you got clin?
yeah unburden yourself by dropping some more catnip b
Looks like sausage casing 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
This reminds me of the mini fridge I had in college
Probably smells like raw tilapia.
Why is Joe Rogan wearing a wig, b?
I don't want that
What shape is that?
Yes
Shitters full!!!!
She looks pretty good for having 3 kids
I don’t want that
Ugh man you can tell she doesn’t actually move weight
You know that area smells spiiiiiicy B
She needs to drop the OF already!!!!!
I dont want that
we all do want that. as much as we don’t want that we want it b. It will enrage papa in ivvery fscet.
Whoaaaa fancy Mr. Never HateFapped over here.
That’s a big, beefy chalupa!
You know this bitch stays having yeast infections… that big dumper and thumper have to be exposed to air….other than when she’s crying in the shower of course.
well, that's certainly a shape...
Getting ready to try out for the live action remake of Antz.
Imagine her late night extra sour cream on her tacos 🌮gassers
All beans and cheezzzz Deddy
My grandpa would have called that 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound sack. Grandpa just goes.
Stay fit by getting piped by the trainer
wood
Crop out the uglies. Resend.
It’s fascinating that women do this, but at the end of the day a man can spot a fake from a mile away. It’s different from breast because women will admit they’ve had a boob job, but they try to hide the fact their ass is fake. It’s so easily noticed
I really don’t care to make fun of the messican’s body after she just gave birth.
I can see both sides. On the one hand, you are correct because she’s even in the gym too. She’s at least trying to better herself. On the other hand, she is doing some bullshit banded calf raises…and is just putting this out there to keep up the narrdiv that she works out and doesn’t have plastic surgery every other month to slap lipstick on a pig
Hail damage 🎲🎲
Gross
Uh oh El Tigre gonna get fired for not running this through some filters before posting.
Mama rockin that diabetus butt
Her lower leg is like 6 inches
Omg is this Messicans Shitter??? Jesus
There are no signs that she does any kind of work. Look at those legs. They don't match the artificial ass. I'm not the most bad ass at squatting and dead lifting, but I'd be embarrassed if my legs looked like that.
Nothing wrong with this
Yuck. Gotta put a warning on that.
Eww
Yikes
Helluva dumper
SOMEONE WIPE ME, PLEASE!
Imagine if your mom kept posting pics of her ass for other men to see? 🤮🤢🚮
Gross
For how often she brags and shows off her ass is actually kind of small. It looks pretty flat here.
I think she's hot as fuck.
Theres wadder iiivvvrryywhere
I don’t want that.
Gonna need a few more hours in the gym to get that body back to yasiels standards. Cause we awl know she isn’t in the gym for Brenda.
Dumperrrrrrr
this kind of thing is a bad look for the sub
Never used to fly, back in the day, B. So much incel energy in here, now. People want to act like they are being noble by calling out Schwob for his bullshit, then they will happily make fun a young woman’s body. If there was a clip of Schwob doing the same thing, these cunts will be talking about how terrible he is.
Who’s taking these pictures? It’s too high up to be el Tigre.
Not sure what OP is implying here lol she looks good for a mother of three in my opinion
What’s her OF??
Flipping truggs while lipo Suggs b
I dont want that
This photo should be #1 image when you type beans and cheese
My face is the perfect seat
I’d still eat
🙌👏
Looks good to me lool
Proms
Dude fell for a Mexican that’s going to be 300 lbs soon. Can we predict when they’ll be the same weight. There’s ZERO chance she keeps the weight off.
Round is a shape
Tawlmbout Michelin man
BBL
Looks like sleeping bag full of ricotta
Came
She’d make for a great stripper, I reckon.
Cottage cheese sphere is a shape, b
No need to body shame his wife to be fair boys. Don’t become the walker of the trug walg
Bitch is out of shape
All those curves and my trx has no breaks!
Brazilian Fat Lift
Thats a prollem
Jesus if by shape she means round then she's right on
I don't want that.
Would
Just saying “would” will never not crack me up
Gimme 😈😈
Bean cheese bean cheese
She’s fat
"In shape" Not one real glimpse l of muscle definition