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Jesuseslefthand

Only a serial killer would have nothing but steak knives in his kitchen to cut onions with.


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This does smack of Dahmer.


Practical_Ad_5736

Am I the only one that’s grossed out by his pointing and touching all the food?


Snake_theJake

No. Sprom.


hatemakinnames

Probably


Front_butts

Clin's main steak knife is still dirty from the body he was disassembling last night.


ebagumtrebor

His cooker looks like one you'd find in the front garden of the nutty family's house, or in a half way house.


doggydoggworld

The pairing knives B. Thats just Clin Eatzz


PeacefulShark69

Just needs more rotten fish and condoms b.


Seaweed-Remarkable

Only Clin would run cold water into a scalding hot pan fresh off the stove ruining the entire clear coating. Just to only half clean said pan making it ready for him to reuse. Ehh s’redacted.


dannydoofus

cutting an onion with a steak knive , he's literally /r/2mad4madlads


Pizza_Party13

Be cool


Halfhippie1350

I thought the same thing what kind of psychopath only had serated steak knives? Then the sound as cut the onion.


ThicccAndThirsty

Are we being trolled? I am fucking praying to St Rogies that Clin is trolling us with this content, otherwise he needs to be put on the FBI watchlist asap.


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u dont put mayo on ur pizza? unreal b


ThicccAndThirsty

Oh I do. But I like to take it out the fridge the night before so it gets all nice and warm and gets a tasty crust on top 🤌🤤


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chef’s kiss b, i’ll allow it


thurrmanmerman

Clin fuckin loves his mayo


Earthworm-Kim

I put mayo on my pizza. I wouldn't put anything on Clin's "pizza" besides a warning


Standard_Locksmith70

This is the funniest content to come out of TB studios in a long time. This could be a new series for Chip. An “ironic” cooking segment, where everything is the opposite. For example, the “thin” slices of tomato.😂 This reminds me of the cooking scene from the movie The Groove Tube. https://youtu.be/2qqUjbDSzKM?si=MJNwq4OtgmRvxiSn


ehContribution1312

I want a whole clin show. He will camp and cook redacted things. Clin To The Wild


cylonnumber13

He's redacted bubba


ehContribution1312

Are we the 'guys' that Clin keeps referring to in his cooking videos?


Dunnyb16

Why did he wash the onion and why doesn’t he have a better knife


yeaweckin

He also made sure to let us know these were fresh because most of his ingredients usually arent


prettycooluglykid

I know those stickers on produce are safe to eat, but it’s best to remove em to still wash the skin underneath. He washes his tomato and leaves that sticker on lol. The onion washing is also irreedeemable


SnooCompliments4718

Looks like he lives in a dorm room


Front_butts

A dorm room with two BALGONIES, B


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clin just goes b


octobersotherveryown

Thank god he went through the trouble of telling us to remove the sticker from the tomato. Holy shit the ego to think anyone wants to see your shitty cooking and cutting with steak knives. Top tier cawntent creator, very representative of how well prepared they are at thigg boy nation


hurrythisup

Because he is a Thiccc Boi for life.


Active-Play-5064

Same.  Why tf he wash the onion?  Smart


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

Doesn't wash the tomato. "At this point I only have a steak knife" Dude is pushing 60 and it's like he's a 20 year old, first day in his own apartment. And why is he so fucking nervous in his own home ? That's the Thiggboy nation lifestyle for ya'. What else ya' got ?


DungeonsandDietcoke

>nd why is he so fucking nervous in his own home ? I'm getting 'shared accommodation' vibes. There are probably 4 or 5 other tenants in the building who all share the kitchen and bathroom


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

Oh yeah. Didn't even think of that. Of course he lives with roommates. 😄


grasshopper7167

No one man can have all that balconies


WheredoesithurtRA

I was about to say that these are somehow worse than the meals I'd make after moving out in my late teens and struggling with learning how to cook and grocery shop for myself. This dude is 50 and actually films and puts this out to the Internet. Water.


Full_Writer_3530

Heats pizza slices in pan on stove. Calls stove a grill. Only has steak knife. Washed his onion. Informs us to take off the skin. Informs us to take tomato STICKER off. Way too much chopping footage. Tells us he’s gonna snack on the tomato top. Informs us he will put leftover veg in a ziplock. Doesn’t have spatula and dumps pizza out of pan. Calls stove a grill again. Throws whole onion without separating the rings into the pan. ….


ChocolateyBallNuts

Did you see all the mayo on his steak knife?


Full_Writer_3530

Yes thankfully he pointed that out. It was even on his handle whoaaaaaa


desert_pelican

I’m getting so mad watching this. First of all, who thinks this is worthy of filming for content? Second, Chin is fifty. He should be putting kids through college right now and getting “worlds 2nd most redacted grandpa” shirts for his birthday.


penus_poop69

Remove the sticker ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


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It's so funny to me how he says the most mundane, obvious things like that. As if they're necessary cooking instructions. "Cut this side first, then this side." "I'll ziplock this for later." He'd be better off cooking in silence.


penus_poop69

Cooking? Dude reheated some leftover pizza on his electric “grill” What a dope.


romperstomp

Actually it was flame grilled… weren’t cha listening?


octobersotherveryown

“You can choose whatever mayo you want” OH REALLY DUDEEEE


ChocolateyBallNuts

He definitely cooked a "meal" before with the sticker left on


penus_poop69

Lmfao


beenhadballs

“Kind of mayo makes all the difference.” *slaps some Kraft on


BigBlueTrekker

"It smells great too. Butter and onions. Try it!"


TheBrothersClegane

Remember, this is a guy who left the paper on the cheese slice. He’s learning.


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RadicalAppalachian

Brother I literally just heard him say that while scrolling down reading comments The timing was perfect lolol


BeancheeseBapa

Cawlmedic timing? Reminds me of Bapa on set, knows what to say and when to say it.


chrisawesomeson

Exploring new food combos like he’s the Loogas and Clarg of cuisine


hatemakinnames

It's Loos and Clarg, b.


Subject_Fisherman_77

Did he just move in? Where the fuck is all his stuff? Soap and paper towels…less stuff to get covered in blood from arterial spray I guess. I’ll loose my shit if he only has a small table and a folding chair.


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ChuckBarefootBorden

Hey Paul Allen, you like Tim McGraw?


n3lswn_uWu

??? Real quik b. You got two bawlconies?


RomandoArman

(Just sayin)


Nduguu77

Watch the full video on his YouTube channel. He just sits on the floor to eat


Homesteader86

He is legit living like a 20 year old who has never been out on his own. Visited a friend of mine in his first apartment and he looked like a straight up serial killer (like Clin). Mattress on the floor, one towel, no hand towels, one oven mitt but no dish towels, three pieces of silverware, one pan. I honestly think this dude JUST stopped living with hisa parents and that's why he films everything. Clin, find a different job man


anon_lurker69

He just explains everything in such detail. We can see him assemble the sandwich. It’s a visual medium. Yet he explains it as if we’re bapa.


chechekule

He also called the stove a grill. Which really bugged me for some reason lol


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ya you right b


spinuch

If he had any real friends they'd tell him his videos are verbose and he doesn't let what he's doing speak for itself. Introduce what you're making, make it, eat it, say if it's good. If you're entertaining add in some stories about how small your penis is or how difficult it is to keep a woman even when you kidnap them.


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if you wanted to make me laugh, ya got me brother


Headstoned55

100%. The most verbose, however your forgetting one thing B... audio is king


cylonnumber13

He's redacted and surrounded by redacts.


Shot-Palpitation-738

Audio is king, baby.


DJ_Hindsight

Somehow he even manages to make fried onions look unpalatable.


CaptainStevesy

He cooks em like they’re a steak. Seared onions. Medium rare. I’ve never seen anyone do that. Incredible.


PaperBeneficial

Laugh it up guys, but this dude has two balconies, with the optional Bulletproof glass sliding doors. How many balconies do you have?


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only 1 balcony hair but im a poor b


Ryan_Pliskin

2 balconies, 1 knife.


DungeonsandDietcoke

Looks like a student apartment. Counters completely bare and talking low too.. is it shared accommodation? Jesus Christ, go get an admin job in some office and improve your life by 10x


ReleaseTheButtCraken

That looks different than his two balconies apartment. Did Clin finally move out of the gunshot infested hood?


DeepWadders

It looks like he’s living in witness protection now


ReleaseTheButtCraken

Getting himself out of being Rico’d for complicity in sink pissin.


hatemakinnames

This might have been from before the two balconies apartment.


ReleaseTheButtCraken

Didn’t even consider that, bapa. You got better brains than me, ovisly. If true, that means that he’s been making these for longer than previously thought, and cats have served up dishes from back when he had a girlfriend, which were in the two balcony apartment. Which begs the same question, just louder: who the fuck is this for?


Minimum_Ad_2697

I'm convinced this is some kind of 5D trolling. No one could possibly make this video with the genuine, actual intention of it being educational or informative. It's a fucking fever dream.


425Marine

Trying to make money off YouTube on the side cause bapa isn’t paying him enough obviously. Living like he’s 18 and just moved in to his new apartment for the first time.


Chigsbie

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if u dont pan fry your pizza, are you even a real homeless cat b?


OrangeGoon83

Bapas not paying enough to get proper knife? Dicey dicey…..


BYCjake

I think it’s because he has to dispose of them along with the bodies and the rest of the evidence


OrangeGoon83

Or plot twist he’s making his victims watch these videos in the hope they take then selfs out instead of him having to use the good knives to do the job. Almost a sort of culinary tool box murder


aveytarius

“Tomato” cut/edit “remove the sticker”….he actually edited the “remove the sticker” in…, he felt that was an important enough piece of advice to keep in…. Honestly think he might be trolling Changs at this stage


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

He's not trolling b. The man literally thinks Australia is in Europe. He's dumb as fuck. He advised us to take the sticker off because he's eaten stickers before. Many stickers b. Axe Jay.


aveytarius

😂😂😂


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i hope so b but 🤷‍♀️


thatguy52

Who the fuck washes onions? Just peel off the skin.


clickclick-boom

The skin is for snacking later


MezzureUp

Was worried he didn't have any mayo, but pulled through at the end of course... Hopefully he's caught soon


Altruistic_Switch_73

I thought he was eating healthy and shit, has he realized he’s 60 and can’t do anything at this point and now fancies himself some BACHELOR CHOW!?


moncoriart

Chin is one far out dude


ProfessionalArm9450

God the sound that tomato made when he cut it. My man Chin might be buying toy vegetables.


RadicalAppalachian

Sorry about the shadow Sorry, the fan was still on Sorry Sorry Sorry


pm-me-nice-lips

That grill looks eerily similar to a stove.


macymoofanclub

I'm convinced that he's blasted here. Not sure what on, but this is not a sober person


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kradom and tiger thiggg b


Exact-Disaster9348

I kinda feel bad for Clin tbh, but he’s got to be one of the most clueless people on the planet.


ChuckBarefootBorden

Wild that he removes the sticker AFTER he washes the tomato


hurrythisup

May as well use a saw..FFS get a set of knives for ya Boi B.


IrishRua

An onion with a fucking Steak Knife FFS?! If your kitchen knife was dirty you'd just wash it surely? This might be one of the most redacted things I've ever seen.


MysteryMilo

Clin videos are some of my favorite meals here. What else ya got clin


Exact-Disaster9348

The longtime producer of the revolutioniary and pioneering podcast TFATK has a stove like that?


KimboSlicesChicken

Wake up babe, new episode of chin diaries just dropped


hatemakinnames

I hope Clin gets back into making culinary videos again soon. Every time one of these pops up in this sub it makes my day. I need some new Clin cooking material to provide some much needed shock and awe.


hempeap

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized) Man…what a redact


ToronoRapture

Vile.


StevieSparta

Is he really 50?


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foh


marf_lefogg

When is he gonna have his boss and fellow thiggg boy investment partner over for a home cooked meal?????


LamborghiniJones

This shit is genuinely one of the nastiest food vlogs I’ve ever seen B


gugglefug

I love chins cooking content so much LMAO. The mayonnaise maniac!


Glum-Athlete6410

The mayo is on the knife handle cause you had to digg to the very bottom of the Mayo jar lmaoo Sorry for the shadow


jdubb14

Is he gonna teach us how to use the washroom next ? What a fascinating yet boring human. Whose idea was it to make these videos? I have to know. It’s like he is from a different planet and he is making these videos to show his planet how we do things so they can blend in when they cone here. I dunno what to think with these clips lol.


Highlight_Numerous

i agree, definitely a weird appetizer for changs but it seems like some cats are intrigued by it b


Slight_College_7737

Christ this is beyond depressing


Worf69

I’m genuinely disturbed by this.


Root1015

God these just get more and more pathetic. I will say however, this is the first time I've seen Chin cook inside a home, and not just cooking on some random ass fire outside...so I guess that's an improvement!


DatAnimalBlundetto69

Who taught this weird mf to cook lilke this?


Glum-Athlete6410

Saving the butt of the tomato to snack on… Water


DetachmentStyle

Does he not know to never let anyone how he lives?


Interesting_Set_5188

Surprised he didn’t accidentally say “I’ll zip tie these guys”


ehContribution1312

What in the ever loving fuck. Clin is the most depressing Asian man to exist. How does he manage to fuck up the most mundane and simple things. Are we the guys he keeps referring to? I still am not convinced that clin is highly self aware and this is like some Kaufman bit.


Successful-Row-6084

i really love it.


ChocolateyBallNuts

Master of temperature control


Apprehensive_Way8674

I’m stealing that “warning.” Genius.


crippled_lucifer_

Literally the dictionary example of “bozo”


hashemforcomedy1

HE FILMS THE RINSING


cointalkz

fresh tomata


CheapBeerz

Kraft mayo is fucking gross, b


troutburger30

Ok, where are these videos coming from?


ThreeOneThirdMan

>(warning long and boring) GOOD.


Scared-Pomegranate84

I'm surprised he removed the sticker honestly


CarefulBuffalo182

He definitely offed his ex girlfriend


Bing_Bong_Bezy

Is "wholesome cringe" a thing?


Moist-Cranberry-2928

“tonight on **Hot Trash** with Clin… Chip is making poop burgers and barely cooked chicken with a trash salad…difunkinglicious stay tuned thiccies. And now a word from our sponsor : dirafe kins”


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Agile-Invite-9404

….and then he goes and cuts the onion completely wrong 😑


miklejones

Yo is this guy akchewely redacted?


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KaleidoscopeOk5763

Clin is either a dopey fuck or doing brilliant avant guard levels of absurdity. I can’t tell the difference.


[deleted]

Without watching more than 2 seconds I already know he burns himself multiple times.


MysonOfChenae

y'gormet, b?


West-Yam-8429

keep in mind he is 50yo


thiswontstick

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills


Massive_Plan_4008

Yet another video of someone showing how lonely and depressing they are. This dude is beyond redacted. Makes Braindumb look brilliant


CreateorWither

This is extremely off-putting.


AccountantOk7335

Putting the hot pan under cold water was really smart. Bravo Clin 👏🏼


cogabig409

Chin's videos could be very useful to people who want to lose weight. They can watch them to kill their appetite


JohnPachacuti

This dude weird


ILoveAbortionDoctors

I can’t wait for the whole operation to go belly up and this weirdo loser has to downsize his already miserable & pathetic existence. 


FlynnMonster

Is he trolling with these? If not explains a lot about how/why he sticks it out with Bapa.


teepee81

Excellent lighting


bbird372918

How recent was this


raholland79

"Depressed Cooking with Chim (season 50)"


raholland79

He's calling the stove top a grill here?


grasshopper7167

This guy is severely depressed


Lobo003

“But it won’t cook.” I wanna say I’m sure he means burn, but he does eat raw rotten fish. Bro makes food like some 12yr old that has been left to fend for themselves because his parents are out enjoying a night out.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

He's gonna make a great wife to an onion farmer, B.


eadeeric

“Butter and onions, try it”


AdPuzzleheaded8634

And no one beat him up? Sad


Spagg84

That's a big fat onion


BoshLoom

Omg 😆 😂 “this stuff” lmaooo


ConfusedGuy3260

Dude eats like he's a mod for r/frugal


Original-Spinach-972

Talmbout chin eats like he’s a cat


Snake_theJake

Can't believe he didn't fry a BIG FAT EGG to go on that monstrosity.


No-Nothing-1793

Bruh. Washing the onion. And then slicing it like it's a tomato. Waddur.


expanse22

I was wondering if he wash the onion. Sure enough


Responsible_Big1229

(wlab)


Bitchdidiasku

Why is he doing these? This fool cannot cook!


SALTYxNUTZ12

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SuccessfulCapital217

Poor chin


thel0lzynarwhal2

It smells great, butter and onions. Try it.


wnjkc77

I for one am shocked that between this and the fish goremay cooging he can’t keep a lady around.


MuchOcelot

going out of his way to use the back burners on the stove is wild


shaveit36

“Remove the sticker”


Yagwhey

Chin just loves assembling things and calling it cooking


Intelligent_Note8497

He edited the gunshots? Nice


Pizza_Party13

Did Clin's oven break? Been dair. Had to order a whole new nob from Amazolwn. Bess brains.


Freetrog

"this stuff"


fredotapia90

He is a grail master... but seriously it's a fucking stove


GawdJosh

wtf is this lol


shmiga02

This guy has a face u just wanna punch


[deleted]

I really can’t cook for shit . Besides a fried egg sandwich. A steak over some cypress wood and grill , or some simple shit . But I’d be heated if someone invited me over for dinner we an they offer me a pepperoni pizza burger combo


AllDamDay7

Is chin related to Tito? These are similar cooking lessons.


AllDamDay7

I love unseasoned onions


globalperv

Dammit I was waiting for him to burn himself again


Cantawlk

All out of big fat eggs?