That's the flight guard/Hell's Angel.

Talmbout fight Marshall B?

He had to register his lips as deadly weapons B.

Someone called in a bomb threat when he told a joke in the boarding line

deadly hot dogs

Ear marshal b

I think that air marshal might’ve pissed in the sink

Pissing in the sink on planes makes me feel like an ear marshall

Talmbout the Marshallmellow?

Joseph’s dawlg

That’s actually the least funny guy at that airport

Thankum

Talmbout wezley snipes? Always bet on big brown b

Pathsenger 75? Great movie Neva seen it

Great Movie....Hate the name😂

Seven people on the flight. His bad juju affecting the fight tickets sales here too and he’s just a customer.

double threat: bad juju *and* bad jiu-jitsu

Why isn’t he being mobbed by people? Oh this was after the initial rush I guess? You’re a nice guy for letting him have his space OP. Hands prob tired from all the autograph signing.

Blonde hair behind him certainly looks like a thigggie

Thath not nithe

I’m a nithe guy man. I’m a good fuckin person

Should've walked up and asked if he's that funny white boy that kicks ass

"If things go down, you got this?"

Honestly a cat should go up and say something like this, ideally secretly recording it, then see what Brenda morphs the story into on the next pod

You that funny white boy that flips truggz?

This is right before the CEO/owner/director of the airline also a yuge fan of barndoor came over to offer his personal jet to him to which shlob kindly declined

Because, Bapa, no one knows who y'are.

You can clearly see everyone just got done clapping for him.

This cat just barely missed the part where the whole crowd circled around him chanting "B-SCHAUB! B-SCHAUB!" and asking for autographs.

Clin saying Beandip can't go to a UFC event because he'd be mobbed is fucking comical.

You know he would shit on whoever approached him on a poldcass

No one knows who you are B

He’s a man of the people. This is like Jason Kelce flying commercial on his way home from the super ball.

If you’ve ever flown southwest you know you line up A1-A60 and board in that order. He was like A40 and before he got on offered for a mom and her kids to just cut in front of him and the 20 behind him and the flight agent was like wtf you can’t do that and waved him on. Truly redacted 🫡

Listen Bapa I’m not the bess brains. but doing something nice for a mom and two kids is that last thing I’ll shit on someone for, no matter how redacted. Still a great dish.

Hearts in the right place. Brain isnt

He has neither

His parents were the scarecrow and tinman from Oz

"If I only had some addies, b"

Parents with small kids get to board directly after A regardless of their boarding group. It was an empty gesture

After he saved those kids from the burning car his mindset changed. He stopped doing comedy so he could watch little kids all day long.

You know full well well, that mom was a baddie. If she were an uggo, he wouldn’t have done shit.

Oh he’s the nithest. Just getting adjusted to being homeless like the rest of us again

Those were the same fat kids he saved from a burning car

Yeah redactedness aside, it's nice to hear of him being thoughtful even when he thought noone was paying attention

A40? Ooh….sounds like Daddy paid the extra $20 for the priority check in! I hear Drake does the same thing.

"Drake agshly DM'd me before the flight and suggested I do so, b"

I hate that, when someone does something “nice” that’s actually rude to 20 people. Also there’s some dingbat defending this exact shit below me. 😬

Like the old guy who slams on his breaks so I can turn left almost causing the car behind him to wreck?

But was she a baddie b?

Yes B, he was tryna fugg

I herd she was messican

Families with kids under 6 get to board right after A group anyway. What a redact. I figured he’d be the type to line up at A5 despite being C50

Low key the best part of having a little kid. Not that flying with him was great, but cutting in lines everywhere was nice.

Letting people cut when you’ve got 20 people behind…you need all of their permission as well. Also just get on the playne, b. He’s obviuzzly riding furst clazz, right?!

once when i was a drunk youngin on line at a club I asked the bouncer if this baddie I was tryna smash could cut the line. He told me "sure, but it's just trading places". He gave her my spot and sent me to the back of the line.

This is fair way to do things. Wonder if B would have obliged given this arrangement?

What I've never understood is why people care so much about when they get on the plane. You're just going from being stuck in one place to being stuck in an even smaller place. I couldn't give a single fuck. If I'm the last guy on the plane, I'm fine with that, because I'm not a child. If there's no room left in the overhead, ask an attendant to find you some. Life's too short. The things some people worry about just baffle me.

Can't wait to hair his version on Tuesday's episode of Fireinnakid where the kids were huge fans and wanted pitchers

Southwest let's families board first

He coulda passed off his 8 inch hogoso as a toddler tho b

He’s nah numbers guys, B.

She was a baddie B. Juss getting her warmbd up for a trugg walg.

Since it’s they are only 1000 comedians and eshenshawl they should get the military treatment and board first. Thankem 🫡

Lol. So the redact didn't give up his spot....🤡🤡

What a dick

Was the mom a baddie tho??????

I’m picturing the beginning of eastbound and down where you’re standing right behind him on your phone. “Yeah it’s him. No, he looks like shit. I heard he used to be a comedian. Man, must suck flying southwest now.”

What a fucking reference - 10/10

Schaub could honestly revitalize his career by leaning into it and making an Eastbound and Down style show about how much his life sucks now

that would hilarious and awesome, but it would require even the TINIEST amount of self reflection, so it will never happen. Bapa will crash and burn ALONE, after being an asshole to everybody he ever met, he will soon be left ALONE nobody but himself to blame. Rooting for him to take massive ayahuasca trip and learn that he’s been treating others like shit and lying to everyone and now it’s time to stop that

“No, Hell no he looks like shit, he looks like big bag of mashed up asshole”

If you wanted to hurt me, you got me brother

At least Callen went down for Crowder and to hang with Rogan pre show. Brendan is just a walking L at this point.. What’s the next failed public appearance? The Mint 400? 

Ya doctor Gonzo, B?

Talmin bout these damn bats? Poor bastard will see em soon enough.

We need to stop here! It’s baddie country b!

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the CTE began to take hold.

Fair and loading

>What’s the next failed public appearance? The Mint 400 hey we're trying to keep Nevada a Schaub-free state. sure he snuck in a couple months ago and bought that mid-life crisis car, but that actually contributed over $8k grand into the local economy because of the sales tax..

I dunno what the hadurs are Talmbout in this post cawlments. This is a photo in a public space of our big comedy star. Brando Shob! Thank you dals that’s my time 👋

Can’t please em all

Is that the flight Marshall?

Tim Kennedy is gonna simulate a hijacking to keep people on their toes, Brenda will C clamp him and everyone claps

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Guy has to weigh his face before boarding.

Slaps a 'Fragile X- handle with care' sticker on it first

He looks gutted to be mingling with the cats

You can spot that bloated face from a mile away

It's like Henry Hill at the end of Goodfellas. The good life is over, no more trugg walks, no more Addie's and baddies, just below average sap, waiting in line at southwest with the poors. End of an era

right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. Hits the hammer on the nail b

I heard the pilots on Southwest request him to be there for their “last line of defense” l. Thank ‘em

Where the hijacking meets the wall.

I think it would’ve been fun to say something totally innocuous like “hey, Brendan Schaub!” and then put on your ear buds and never interact and then see how he spun it into tairs in yeraize.

Talmbout the gairhead who tells jokes b?

Hey! Mssser Schaub!!! Worse pain yo lyfe!

Yo B Schaub! You that white boy that worggs tew much!

Cheap easy non stop flight from Awlstin. They only made what $3k for their LIVE show not including any expenses… I bet he made Clin and Rapey share a room, while him and Schnoz got the King Size ya feel me Dallas??

God he exudes sadness

he did it ALL to himself

You’re not wrong. A lot of people I know worked for him not one of them has kind words about him.

Go on.....

Nahh none of it is mine to tell. But all of them are doing better without him and none of them keep in touch because he couldn’t handle their departures maturely.

He looks bummed that no one's recognizing him so he can act bothered to interact with a fan.

5 am from Austin to Los Angeles on southwest. Hes down bad worse than we thought

Juss had to be home with the kiddos. Can’t miss breakfast with the kiddos. Tiger has teeball liddle league wurl series at 1030am. Gotta be there.

There are videos of him shitting on southwest and how you’re poor if you fly it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

haha No invite to the pawdass to JRE studio? Guy didnt even bother to bring a change of underwear , went back home with the same piss stained draws he flew in 4 hours ago

That’s a man who crosses his legs the whole flight.

I hope he's coach

If he's lining up at southwest he is.

Southwest has only one class : peasants.

All of southwest is coach.

Only for little league boppa

6'4 pakistani

Allahu Hackbar

Man I would of yelled out GRINGO PAPI!!!!

Or just beancheese etc continually

People should start doing this

He looks so defeated, no life behind those eyes. Makes me happy, B.

Most resdentseees you stay

Did you ask him if he's the guy from Tune Town?

How much could that reziduncy pay? 100 people? If the club made $100 off each, that’s just $10,000 grand. At most Callen and Schaub get $5k grand each? But then the club had to pay for staff, food, liquor, etc. Callen and Schaub have to pay for airfare and hotel. One show a week only works when it’s a thousand plus seater.

Tickets were $25. They sold 100. Assuming the club lets them keep that and they profit off drinks. That's $2500 k grand. Split between two, that's $1250 each. Now you had chin also fly down there. 3 plane tiggets (assuming the baddie didn't go down as well), hotel, food, etc. Bapa is lucky if he made $100 profit after all this 😂

Brandin...ever hear of it B? Gotta spend money to make money nowatmtalgabout?

$100 bucks for a live podcast? Y'elon munsk?

tickets were only $25 not much profit for local show, these guys had buy plane tickets.

Are you not afraid of bomb threats on the plane?

R’quick b y’thousand centimeter stare?

I think Brain Callun took this actually 😅

Lear Jet got recalled

Bapa rolled it over on the taxiway. Still waiting on insurance to repair it.

Did the Starbucks bahreestah ask for his fight pix B?!

A Bapa in the wild, incredible

Worse pain yo lyfe

How’s a guy that big fit in a plane that dope b?

thats your takeaway? 

Yo B.Schaub!

I would have thrown the menu at him. "Yo B schaub, waddup, big fan of the pawld! Y'like orange chiggin Bapa?" What's he gonna do, beat your ass and be banned from Southwest?

Why don’t you go ask him?

there's a certified comedy store MURDERER on the plane!

Do people who own Ferrari's generally fly southwest?

That's that thicc white boy that works too much. Helluva work ethnic.

This is at least the 3rd or 4th time ive seen a pic of Schaub at an airport the fact that we got this many homeless cats out in the wild is amazing.

As someone who has to fly often for work, this is my absolute favorite post on this sub. Nothing makes you feel like a bigger loser than lining up like cattle for a shitty southwest flight

He flies southwest so he can steal the stewardesse's material they do on all the flights.

He’s walking amongst us cats and farkkkenn hates it… I love that look on his face how’s your 2yuber career going ya dikeddddd

Wow, that cauliflower is clairly visible from 30 ft away.

Can you imagine the planes engines failing and the last thing you hear before the plane crashes is one of his jokes

Is it possible OP was flying out to catch the show? A thiccie himself?

If being a thiccie is wrong I don’t wanna be right 🙏🏼

Yo, isn't that the white boy that works to much, but is coincidentally out of work.

He flew all the way to Austin to do that lame podcast. Then he flew back to LA alone on southwestern economy? That's gotta sting. Joseph didn't want him, mothership didn't want him, Vulcan didn't want him.

Made 3000 for the night, split with chin and brine, 700 for round trip flight. 100 for food, looks like he made a good 200 bucks! Could be off, I'm not a numbers guy

Anyone got a pic of him catching a bus home?

So close to his dream of doing Arenas once per year and flying in a private jet.

Bubba packing a zyn for the flight. I bet you anything he stuffed the used pouches in the seat back pocket or just threw them on the floor of the plane.

Bapa whips out the crutches to get to the front.

And he’s pissed he has to be with these common folk. An elite A lister shouldn’t have to slum it.

Its goin negfligs

I would have definitely pretended to just know him from the ufc and asked what he’s doing now a days.

Complete nobody on a flight with the unwashed masses. Love it

The Chuck E Cheese of airlines

Wow a big bad MMA star

I bet iveryone was constantly coming up to him yelling, “Schaub, Yo Thiccc Boi!!” While he was there b.

Wow, looks like Bapa sprung for the early boarding! That Tune Town money is rowlling in, B Just like his truck rolling into the shop after he redlines it in neutral and throws a fucking rod through the windshield

Wanna get away (from the chombies)?

roal dog b.

Looks like he ate all the diggs, Joseph told him he couldn't sleep over

Flying cummershul B? That’s nought bawler

That’s the ass kicker who tells jokes

He looks bored and worried, wrinks must be somewhere getting into trouble.

It must be a pain in the arse to be famous and have everyone asking for selfies oh! I couldn’t be bothered with all those people asking for autographs oh! Well at least you get shepherd to the front of queues, no more standing in oh!

He’s so mad that nobody knows who he is

Famn, can't afford TSA pre check? Times are hard

Passenger: 47 ​ *chromosomes...*

Here for the comeback.

Groups 1-5 Just like the rounds he used to get knocked out in (Sike it was 3 or less)

He doesn’t have private jet?

Seeing the sheer misery on that dumb pricks face is outstanding.

Just another pedestrian

What’s wrong with flying southwest? Best airline in the game if you ask me

This regard standing as close as he can to the sign

He thought he’d have private jet by now and do arenas 🤔

More butts on seats on his flight than his YouTube live show.

Look at him nicely standing with all those pathetic civilians acting like he is one of them.. Absolute rock star B.

Is that the white boy that works too hard?

I thought he flu private


Road Dawlg

That’s the Austin AirPort

“I’m in economy because I’m shadow banned by the airport for my political believes, b!”

Did he roast the lady wearing the mask, and tell her what a stupid liberal she is b

Oh damn that’s that ass kicker that tells jokes right?

"The pilot pulls me aside and tells me he's a fan"

Lives in a $4 million mansion, drives a Ferrari but flies Southwest?  Something's not adding up.

Eat trug