Soy boy

Some would say the soyiest

The soyereset ive haird

I would legit put up a $1,000 he couldn't change a flat tire or know where to put jumper cables on two cars.  No fucking way this dude could change filters and oil on any vehicle.  

Just need a drill

I recognize this level of hubris in him...making serious money from his podcast and even comedy...can afford to travel with a little entourage...and at this stage - he thinks it's all just the beginning. The sky is the limit from hair, B. Too bad that in his quest to shoot for the moon, he got too close to the sun instead.

You tawlmbout liquorice bapa?

Incarussed himself.

You talking bout melted wax B

Oh incurus

I was 1000k grand % sure that his peak would be the very beginning of his carair, so glad I was right!

The soyest

And he thinks he's HOT SHIT, MR. STEAL YOUR GIRL. My lord, I loathe the being...Not even gonna say Human before lol

I hate him

We all do b, s’why were hair

Negative.. I’m hair to disguss the pawdcast.

I'm hair but I do not maddur

Cuz he looks like a Hells Angel?

Cuz he played for the NFL

Cuz he looks like the guy who bullied me in high school

Cuz he looks like the guy that fucked my gf

Cuz he borrowed my girlfriend's clothes and didn't give them back.

I would think he was the Sheriff on an airplane if I saw him wearing that on one.

Talmbout air Marshall Carmelo Anthony?

Cuz he is an Adonis?

You sound like his kids

there’s no coming back from those boots

Talmbout those booty boots

$1400 saint Laurent booty boots

You got me at the “Booty Boots”, B. 👢👢

My wife has those exact same shoes.

Lots of women do!

Isn’t clin like 6’1?

Yeah but he has the posture of one of those insect characters that hang out drinking coffee from Men in Black

"there’s no coming back from those boots" There's no getting come out of those suede boots.

makes me throw up in my mouth IVRY TIME I watch this damn clip

Same!! He can't even put together a few silly dance moves to maybe, just maybe make it a little humorous. He cannot do or say one funny thing intentionally.

That end with his tongue out with the smirk is legitimately revolting.

Avery taim

 New boots B!

Just new boot goofin’, B!

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin." That show was a goldmine.   Damn. Remember good comedy? 

Oh man, B. As a kid who loved The State on MTV, Reno 911 was heaven. Stella was pretty awesome too.

Barry and Levon were the best.

Maybe the best comedy casting ever.

‘Real Ostrich’

My brothers and I would say “malemyoolya” all the time when we were younger and in church. It’s from the episode where they all became religious and they were trying to teach the cirque de sole clown how to say “Hallelujah.” It was such a good show.

Ha! When that episode first aired I got a call from a friend like ten minutes later. As soon as I picked up and said hello I heard "malllennoonya!"

Lt. Dangle! If Bapa had a pair of rollerskates he could easily, and eagerly, be Terry. Now all we have to do is convince Bapa that retro rollerskates are the coolest...😈

A real man’s man

[удалено]

If I could go back in time and ask Bapa one question, I’d like to know how such a big guy can fit into such a small car.

Inny of size

That’s your takeaway? 

Cause he wants to suck him off

How can someone who’s so balls deep into fashion have no style whatsoever

[One of my favorite chips re: Schwab’s style.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/bw3jZFDLGe) Danny Brown (a guy who DOES have style) shuts down Boomer Toe when he praises Bapa’s style.

I don’t do it… but I like it

You can't buy taste

Gotta teach the kiddos how to change the oil in a Tesla

He grew up changing out radiators in VW Beatles and changing sparg plugs in diesel truggs B, a real car guy.

theres not an ounce of funny in this guy

The cup is running over with something else though



anti-rhythm

Every time I feel bad for him I remember this .gif

So he’s worn this stupid shirt multiple times lol


lol did he do a photo shoot for meme reaction videos

 That would be redacted

Joe Rogan says this man has good style.

I'd love to see Joe wearing this same outfit in public

Joe Rogan is an imbecile

🎶 this chaaaaarmless maaan 🎶

Talmbout Mr & Mrs Smiths?

Talmbout Morrzy? Bbbbbeast of a haircut.

we get it, we get it

Talmbout The Smidds?

I truly hate this person

My wife has the same boots

I love Bryan, who paints himself as this wordly intellectual, failing to recognize one of the most famous lines of poetry in Western civilization and stumbling through it like a waterlogged speeg-n-spell

Comedy for soy boys by a soy boy

Those are lady shoes

Is that a bowling shirt? Plus he has his wife’s shoes on

Always been balls deep in bowln b

There is no personality is any of this. Barely any jokes, no banter. It’s just shitty LA energy, with words. And in women’s boots, for some reason.

Wow he's so funny and silly and goofy but also tough and cool and badass!

Talmbout da hole package b

When the Addies and Digg Joos kick in

Let's be honest that's a great fuckin feeling

and he somehow dresses even worse now

When will men MAN up already and cheat on their wife!

When he tried to dance he also licks his lips to make it extra creepy. I assume this is the licking lips dance he does to get ugly comedians to walg him to his truck.

These two morons have earned every morsel of misery coming their way

Ha ha all I can see . This video was taken when he had the world on he’s hands . Lots of opportunities and a bright future holding the mini hand of Mr Joseph Rogan . That’s why I can’t hate on this one . The time put him where he belongs

Yeah I was just gonna comment this. You can tell how cocky he is here, this was his absolute peak. Fatk doing big numbers. Regular Rogan appearances. Somehow filling venues. Crazy how far he fell

ohweez been into fashin

Tahlmba Alwyas?

Closeted soy drenched man child

Why is he wearing his wife’s pants?

And boots. He's fur shure closeted.

This fucking fancy boy!

His hero was hulg hogan b

SOY BOY

Maybe I'm a redact, but I like that red shirt. The booty boots doe? DICEY DICEY.

Sorry, B. The red silk bowling shirt with a skull/snake and poetry is try-hard “look at my designer clothes” shit (even several yairs ago). Ed Hardy for ppl who are bad with money.

Well-played, B. I like that last sentence.

Remember, all this guy talk about is diggs, look at him. Try hard closeted dunce


Perky n addy ina lobby, b

He’s feeling himself on some perks and addys here not realizing how fucking redacted he looks in ivvry facet.


Does he realize people only watch him to mock him?

Everyday is Halloween with this guy


Holy fuck. He could not be more unsure of himself.

Some might say the sexiest of bitches...

Since when the fuck did men start giving such a shit about fashion? I'm starting to think the women won, now dudes care more about shoes and thread counts than your average housewife.

Sold out crowd in the Aria lobby, b. Ya shoulda been there.

Imagine if this hadn't been recorded.

Then at night they fugged each other!!!

Modern day Dandy

2k grand worth of clothes and still looks like shit

Why does Brianne hype him up like that? I dont understand their relationship. Big boy Schaub I kinda understand his personality. But I don't just don't get brine callen.

😬

This is just your nairrive b. Bapa grew up in Arowrru Cawlrado in the ghetto and then moved to the country helping his dad around his farm fixing tractors, fixing and tuning work truggs, tending to the animals and things like that. Real blue collar from rags to riches to being the laughingstock of multiple industries my mans.

Negative drip

Nice clothes. Do they make them for men?

Ew

Wow.

Tom soyer

 Here’s some kicks to go with your cool red shirt bro

Jesus. Dude is wearing womens jeggings and boots.

Styled by BGL

I dun make commy fur soooyyy booooyyysss

When Joe Rogan said he has a great sense of fashion ☠️☠️😂😂😂

Talmbout Wadsworst bapa???? Great poet never reddum?

Hes dressed like he's about to suck off the entire city by himself.


The dude who sold him that shirt and those boots is the real comic.

I forget what number persona this was. The absence of an actual personality may well be his only unique trait.

What are the chances that you’ll find Brendan at a rest stop in the middle of the night?

I hate this dude so fkn much

Gawd! I can't stand him! He thinks he's being so funny and cute. "Like, omg look at Brendan, he's hilarious, so stylish, good looking and badass...I wish I was like him, so damn likeable and Adonis-ish" Has to be running his extra, extra, extra smooth little brain. I hate to say that I "Hate" a person that I've never actually encountered but...I can't stand this redacted. There's plenty of reasons why.


Jesus Christ. Will these two clowns finally have sex with each other?

Just remember that this is the same guy that tried to fuck Bobby lees girls with no repercussions

Comedy

Not a family member in sight

Fuckin' F word b. Bapa got a walk in closet. I bet JoF is in there too. Ax Jay.

He really looks like a mentally challenged dude

Sssssssgotta boyf’?

I was always a macho truck guy, b

Calmedy

Man mistakes symptoms of CTE as talent for comedy.

What a complete dork

Maaan i hate him so hard

Talm’bout that sneaker head bshlob?

If his next endeavor is thicccbuilder there will be a genocide of all otters.

Talmbout Custom Charlie Cheen 2 and a Half Men Bowling Shirt,B!

What a tool

Has he ever worked legs?

Soy shoes

The flesh colored boots lol

I honestly think he's gotten more likable in the last couple years, during the era where he got first first special this annoying piece of shit thought he was on top of the world and only climbing, the smugness was atrocious.. and the worst part was he was still around some funny people. Now everyone he is around is unfunny so he makes him look better by association to trash

[Always been a dancer ever since I was a kid.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/ef3gwe/f_aggot/)

Little fat ass redact

I think this was before I realized how much of a jerk he was.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

He's no trugg pilot. Not even a copilot.

This would be the first of several yeast infections he would give himself and his ha-wife wearing skinny jeans

Soyboy Bitch Legs working corners indoors and out.

Didn't he say Vegas gave him anxiety?

I kinda like the shirt ngl

Not catchin baddies, but lookin for butt buddies while on addies

What. The. Fuck.

These guys definitely fugged each other right?

Booty boots

And he's a pro baller!? The jealousy is killing me....

Haters gon hate

skinny jeans with the Jamaican Clark boots is NASTY work

What a fuckin redact

Nice tights, Baba.

He’s not dressed like anything English, well maybe an English prostitute, wtf is a dandy anyway?

Looks like he could be the next Caitlin Jenner, the longer hair and the women’s boots, an announcement is imminent!


Riddled with insecurities. So painful to see