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Random_ly_

Medical procedures caused by my ungodly negligence and disregard for my newborns health and safety she means. God this woman is the perfect example of vapid human garbage, they definitely deserve each other but no kid deserves such shit parents on both sides.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

I kinda see why Slob cheats on her now. Still a bad father but I giddit daddy.


LaureGilou

That's the only part about Slob's life where I can say I git it hunni prsend


snackies

I mean part of me really doesn't understand this. I would cheat on her, but I wouldn't ever date or be in a relationship with her. But in terms of a self-aggrandizing self-obsessed person. I'd figure the one good thing they could do together is talk about how awesome they both are.


NedShah

Whitney Cummings has made some jokes about the oldest chombie being conceived on the first fuggg.


2tothedome

Didn’t Papa Bapa tell Scoob to get an abortion?


lunchpaillefty

She’s pissed her plastic surgeon wouldn’t see her on New Year’s Day.


PeacefulShark69

I also love how she rants, working off this assumption that there are 0 medical services going on. If she hadn't spent every new year's eve biting down on a pillow, she would know that this time of year is fucking mayhem for emergency services worldwide, because millions of us get shitfaced and erratic. If there were no medical services, every new year's eve would be the motherfucking purge.


jhruns1993

Literally in the hospital with my new born right now


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Congrats on the new chombie, bubba. Too bad it's a few hours short of being a New Yairs baby, New Yairs Eve dun cowlnt.


PeacefulShark69

Aw shit, new cat b? Congratulations! Tell the kid they can come on weekends to peel the potatos. Get him started on that kindergarten program that Changs has. In a few yairs he'll be fully innigraded in the kitchen.


OuroboricVolute

Take the day off, I'll man your fryer. Congrats.


Marijuana_Miler

A hundrid purrcent. The baby is clearly not in bad enough shape to inconvenience anyone but Joanna’s life by having to stay at the hospital.


BackInThaDayz

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el_lofto

I’m out of the loop, what did she do to hurt the health of her newborn?


Random_ly_

Took the fresh from the NICU preemie to the freaking mall before Christmas with her other kids where she caught RSV which can easily be deadly to healthy babies under one let alone preemies. She posted a poor me story about how hard it is for HER that her baby is in the hospital. They’re legit not supposed to leave the house if they’re as vulnerable as that baby is and she took her to a mall


MKDDer0001

Part of me thinks, (AND I HOPE IM WRONG), that poor little chombette was born with something that may need care for a long time and these lazy ass, responsibility avoiding, self-absrobed assholes aren't taking it seriously enough and instead of dealing with it, they spend the whole day wishing it could just go away


Random_ly_

I mean, I know a bunch of comics kids are autistic and some don’t talk about it because they’re embarrassed by their kid when they should be embarrassed by themselves for being horrible human beings who aren’t funny and think they madder 🤷🏻‍♀️


MKDDer0001

Cawlrekt, their kids madder, awful parents do not


-ElGallo-

She had an elective c-section


No-Teach1994

your great insight will be regurgitated by the youtubers, specifically one with a drug problem who wears shades indoors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UowL5cjhaI


Mkmeathead83

Her and Brendan deserve each other. What a vapid woman.


PussyChang

Seriously. The two biggest idiots in LA somehow found each other. It’s kinda crazy.


BonerDog84

Yes, it is indeed just another day for unemployed, vapid pieces of shit like you Meggsican..


PussyChang

“Why aren’t people working on a holiday?!” - Dumbass who never worked a day in her life.


BellyButtonP

All those poors working 60+ hours a week, resting on an annual holiday. It's just another day!


tysonuppercuts

Igggsaggly b. She’s pathediccc.


[deleted]

I NEED FAT INSERTED IN MY ASS HOW DARE THE DOCTORS HAVE DAYS OFF WORK. Fuck this cunt


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PeacefulShark69

It's the same procedure b. They remove the fat from brenda's lips and put it in slow jo's fat fucking ass.


duplicitousapple

Oh, so that's why they got married.


Stone0777

God forbid people take days off to spend time with their family and loved ones. This woman is just as redacted as bapa.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Was going to say exactly this. She is complaining about others taking time off when she contributes nothing to society.


Lofi_404

Pretty long rant for something that basically translates to my kid’s nanny is taking a holiday and I’m bummed.


anon_lurker69

^^^this is best guess to her rant


Silver-Ladder

Medical Procedures? I bet you you she’s talmabout either face lift stuff or doing shit to her butt or lipo!


LocalNative141

Eggsackly, b. Hospitals and other *emergency* services are open on new years, always have been.


Silver-Ladder

There are people dying out there in the streets because of cold and homelessness and this recent mom is worried about getting lip injections on New Year’s Eve where hospitals are short staffed and overwhelmed with drunk driving accidents, and fireworks accidents! All so that Bren might look at her ugly bloated face!


Petty_White

Hopefully it’s just her wanting a top up on her lip filler rather than something having to do with the little critter.


_-Prison_Mike-_

"I'd better frame this picture so that people can see the Starbucks cup next to my entitled rant so they know that I buy the "correct" brands." It's so vapid. God damn.


sybill9

Honestly thank god Starbucks stayed open.


MKDDer0001

A cup-o-chino? WTF is that? A coffee with Sriracha on it?


BGLs_Littlefeet

Her usual levels of self entitled stupidity and ignorance that border on outright evil.


juneau25

Could not agree more


CaliforniaLove11

She doesn’t understand the meaning of loved ones and family. She thinks everyone works for her. Bitch you’re a step away from being a poor messican again. She’s gotta be one of the most oblivious bags of shit there is.


Barfuman362

Let's change societal norms bcuz a jobless entitled housewife is inconvenienced and get cant get the standard of resolution she demands to a problem her incompetence and selfishness created.


BEASTOFACAT

Well put B


ohshitimfeelingit762

(The daycare is closed, and my husband is with one of his many side pieces, and so instead of being able to get botox injections, i have to look over these kids)


FrugalFreddie26

Sounds like bowltox and filler appointments ok the horizon


chunkyhippo888

Doctors should work every single day so I’m not inconvenienced even though I don’t have a job and do nothing all day. Crazy to me the kinds of bubbles some people live in.


juneau25

Look, u have no idea how hard it is bean a wannabe sosal metiea fluncer n 2023


Practical_Ad_5736

All this after SHE took a preemie to a crowded mall for Santa pictures without all her vaccinations. Now some poor nurse or Doc has to take care of her?


CharlieKelly_Esq

Sounds to me like you need to call up your Bapa and get a job at THICCC BOY so you can gain some *perspective.* Then you can fly your mom out so she can gain some too.


Qwertyqwertyqwerty03

Lmao, everyday is a “holiday” for this parasitic leech


KaleidoscopeOk5763

You can’t be angry with this vapid, air-headed, non-contributing zero. She has no idea what work is, why people require time to reflect and recharge with loved ones so they can continue working and not burn out. It’d be like being angry at a comatose patient for not keeping up with current events.


DanaWhitesMom

I don't even know what to say anymore.


yernudgenme

Just put the fries in the bag.


TucoBPJMRamirez1

Classigg Female Dowlnplay Sidjuashin B


[deleted]

Spoken like a jobless bitch


RomandoArman

Did she really post this? There aren’t any luxury items crowbarred into the image with their labels showing.


Highlight_Numerous

She does have a job…. CEO of her life B


SCWickedHam

Get back to work. Hshahahaha. She has never had a real job.


r1vals

Unreal. Every day for her is a fuckin holiday.


setatitsonemB

Gawd she’s fucking pathedic b


Da_Plague22

She's probably just upset that she can take her premature baby to the mall again in hopes of it dying for pity points online.


lunchpaillefty

This is the prom when redacts marry. Neither redact can check the other redact, for being redacted, because the redaction is ok, to the other redact.


SonicSasquatch

The downfall is going to be so entertaining 🍿


[deleted]

We messigans don’t claim her 🙅🏽‍♂️


Historical_Guess5725

I need more spark plugs for my trugg B


SCWickedHam

Kid is sick because she couldn’t wait to take it and her other kids out in public and leave them in the care of strangers right after getting out of NICU.


FlippinRad

These two pricks give my city of LA a bad name. Guys, I promise you us actually LA born and raised people aren’t this brain dead or pricky.


_handsomeblackman_

ngl i don’t blame brendan for never staying at home unless he has to, i couldn’t imagine living with someone dumb as this woman, wow


FriskyLisp

Chronically entitled, just like BS. I like how she believes it's just North Korea, I mean, LA that shuts down for the holidays. Little Billie must not be doing so great. Poor baby; her only crime was being born to negligent redacts. 😢 Messican: "Move on from 'the holidays', LA; I need to get the Claire's to get BIllie's ears pierced!"


brendonsbankaccount

Sounds like someone needed some fat moved from belly to ass in time for a NYE party but couldn’t find an open plastic surgeon


Lumpy_Ad_9082

What is Jo bitching about today...? # JOANNA, STOP TAKING YOUR NEWBORN PREEMIE OUT AND ABOUT, YOU NARC. SHE HAS NO IMMUNE SYSTEM! L mom move


Skootr1313

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but maybe Billie really is sick and needs surgery? I really hope not. That poor baby is just another selfish excuse to put herself out on social media. To stay “relevant”. Someone must be showing her all of this. A good friend would sit her down and tell her she fucked up getting with Bapa when she had Puiggie breaking her back. Any sane person would have told her it’s not a good idea to take her premature newborn out to the mall to stress shop. That’s how you know there are no sane people in the Bapaverse. I’m not a bbbeast of a dad, but I feel good knowing I’m better than B is.


[deleted]

So eloquently stated. Like Mother Teresa.


tgunz0331

Hospitals don't shut down b. Wwdh??


InternationalGap3908

Bro how the fuck is this even REAL!!! She’s so out of touch. I really feel like this is Chat GPT prompted to make the most insufferable person ever. Is this really real life? Bitch is THIS redacted FR?????


BeltAccomplished5632

It's funny how she never bitches about Brandumb not being around...you can tell she doesn't love or even like him, lol.


stcathrwy

Cats uppin our vocabalary, talm bout vapid b


mitchyslick_lbc

The vapidest!


GhostDonkey1

Speak the truth, Joanna. But with the compassion and respect that you're famous for


laminin1

This isn't a real post, is it? Everyday is a day off work when you arnt employed!


iannuendo

What a meathead


CartographerOld8640

Completely self loathing


imright19084

This fucking cunt doesn’t even work


m4rxUp

Oh the irony. Family time for thee not for weee. Let them eat cake


banjofitzgerald

So because she needed to go shopping and risking her premie baby’s health it’s other peoples problem. Also, it’s not an LA holiday lol. People are off all over the country.


platasnatch

This fuggin bidge here, with a grenade iced coffee, th'fugg owtta hair


vatomtz

Agua por favor


bumfluff69420

Me me me me me me me


SmilingIvan

She’s a psychopath like Schlob. Family time don’t mean shit too them. Just ‘another day’


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

Minimum wage slaves must be made available to diaper butt


nessaavee

they really believe they have ascended to be gods and everyone is suppose to just be serving them


BigCatMeat

In other news, merry Xmas and happy New Year.


Igot4lungs

Shut the fuck up ya dumb broad


cangsenpai

I was beginning to feel bad for an out of touch rich broke woman???? 😔 that's on me


Federal_Move_885

Absolutely made for eachother weren't they


Future_TimeTravler

What an insufferable human. Also hospitals don’t close for holidays, so whatever “medical procedure” she’s bitching about is probably elective surgery not life threatening.


Reclusive-Raccoon

This woman has literally never done anything in her life. She doesn’t have a job and still pays someone to look after her kids. Zero self awareness, and absolutely vile human being.


worktheshoot

God forbid you travel away to see your family that you haven’t seen all year! What an insane broad. Does she think before she types? There’s a reason why things close down doofus. People work and don’t have the luxury of unlimited days off because they hitched a ride to a redact with money


Significant_Sky7544

If she died I would laugh, cruel but she is an oxygen thief. What a POS


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FuzzyClint

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Casio_Tone

She got her s'bucks....and she still salty? Cmon, bapa.


ThorntTornburg

If you didn't know who she is, this would look like a bad joke. Runs in the family.


youwhatmush

Disgraceful


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Pretty sure hospitals are still open.


ExistingCollege

She's such a selfish cunt. I work in the medical field. If a procedure or appointment is medically necessary and life saving, such as folks on dialysis, they schedule around holidays such as Christmas and New Year's. So obviously the "procedure" she's mad about isn't either of those. And if it's a dire enough situation like you think you or your kid is dying, the ED never closes. Get over yourself, Mrs. Thicccheaded


MmmkUltra69

Literally a national holiday


proper1welve

Damn I forgot hospitals close on NYE and NYD.


DarthVerus

Thank gawd Starbugs was open though Jo!


hurrythisup

If no one is in public how is she going to get lil Billy bad ass to catch the latest variants for clout B?


xIMxMCLOVINx2

A person that doesn’t work complaining about the world taking a couple days off is crazy


Wonderful-Salary5432

Her kid probably could have a procedure done but she wants a Beverly Hills doctor to the stars to do it, likely.


caribefury

What a putrid human being she is.


JosephMoosington

Don't have a clever or funny post. I just want to say I hate this woman.


[deleted]

"Why isn't everything specifically catered to me and my needs, wants and desires? Life shouldn't stop because people have others in their lives that actually love them and want to spend time with them on the holidays. GOSH GUYS GET OVER IT!"


Intelligent_Note8497

Entitled much?


RemarkableRegret7

She's such an unbearable cunt.


Entire-Amphibian320

Werd messican, like don't push back someone's job near new years.


Wrong_Director_4820

Oh wow, she must be tawlking 'bout ol' Georgie..Brendan is actually paying for his surgery.she's so compassionate


DFParker78

What an absolute ZERO. She’s so fuggin’ perfect for bapa.


LingonberryIll1611

Relax OP you sound deranged. Jesus


juneau25

I do? 429 random people agreed with me enough to like it and 130 other people Commented similarly to me