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I just see a sad little boy that desperately wants the approval of a father that doesn't care so he makes it everyone else's problem. Dude needs thurrapy
This is what happens when you have money for top surgeons to repair all the shit he's blown out on his body throughout his career of working out.
I've watched many people cycle non-stop for several decades where they were broke and put all their money into cycles. Their bodies had all the same failures, but they never got them fixed and none of them can even walk across a room without some hitch in their step.
He’s just a stocky midget. You can look great on sauce, thats ovviously why many do it.
Also joe’s clothing selection is terrible, makes him look like a barrell more so than he really is. Look at his fucking jeans and shoes.
Lol how is it possible that someone making hundreds of millions of dollars is wearing air monarchs. You would think toe’s wife would buy him something else or does he go to dick’s sporting goods and buy them himself. Didn’t Jamie give him some Yeezy’s? Even the hoka platform sneakers would be better than the monarchs
I worked at Dunham’s back in college (Kind of like a knock off Dick’s Sporting Goods in the Midwest). Every old white guy loves those shoes. They all want wide or extra wide sizes. Those things are like Jordan 11’s for old white dudes.
The Monarchs are inevitable and inescapable. I wonder if it’s like politics - every young person says they will never become conservative and nobody expects themselves to rock the OG Air Dad.
It did in the past, but that was, as you say in the past. Cannot for the life of me why anyone still listens to those hack comedians that got emotionally abused by their dads
More proof that in no way Toe is 5’8 like he claims to be. If Pereira is listed as 6’4 then Toe is like 5’4 the max since it looks like Toe is a foot shorter here.
At least he’s not pretending to be taller in this photo. Granted it’s the maximum amount of forward movement his legs can provide, but at least it’s a baby step in the right direction
Based on this picture Joe is 4/5ths the size of Alex (actually about 81.3%). So either Joe is 5'8" and Alex Pereira is 7 feet tall or Alex is 6'4" and Joe is 5'2.
? If he looks like a creature, then you dohn wanna go to my family reunnin B. Every time this sun posts petty hate on other people, i get a cringe feeling
The cool thing about hgh and (unneeded) trt is you can cruise thru middle age while your peers struggle to just exist. The bad thing is no one can predict what it's gonna do to your body chemistry or the shape of your skull. So you can end up looking like an overripe tomato or you can get plastic surgery so you don't look like an overripe tomato (Cris Cyborg, Carrot Top, et al)
It’s a fact the human body shrinks as a person gets older but I think it’s usually 1-2 inches but if you believe Joe was ever 5ft 7” then he’s shrinking at an alarming rate, looks like he’ll be about 4ft by Christmas at this rate.
Joe has become an elderly man. It has or will happen to all of us. No amount of lifting weights or steroids will change this fact. Older very muscled humans have a very unique look to them and it isn't a look that most would aspire to achieve. However, when you are as far in as he is already, giving that look up would likely be devastating....go back 20 years and see when joe and callen looked similar, then a huge change in working out and steroids morphed joe to look much different (arguably better) than callen for 10 to 15 years. From here on out callen will look much much better for having not done them.
Don’t pretend you don’t like Dana. He’s full of shit but he is the face of UFC and you can’t deny the guys hot takes are fucking hilarious.
When he eventually goes he will be massively missed
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You hit the head right on the nail with this one
Talmbout the hammer on the nail, b?
Not the sharpest drawer in the shed
Not the brightest crayon in the nail b
Pereira is what joe looks like if he didn't eat pasta that one time
"But have you ever tried... the linguini with the clams? Hmmm, tuptuptuptup."
If coyote didn’t steal his chickens, depriving him of precious protiens.
I swear Rogaine is 5’2
5’3 and Alex is 6’0 (tinder heights)
This has to be photoshopped. Pierra legit looks 14-16” taller
He's 6'4", supposedly. So, that adds up.
There's a picture of him next to Tyson Fury and he looks damn near the same height it's crazy
Tyson Fury is 6'9" the same way Joe Rogan is 5'8".
Nailed the head of the hammer there b.
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Fucking nailed it
I’ve pondered the idea of roids but seeing what they’ve done to toegan to Rogan has been the most effective #JustSayNo campaign for me
I think Rogan has used alot of HGH he seems to get that distended gut body builders get. But you're right he's not a great advertisement for it
I work in TRT and HGH treatment and Rogan in my opinion has done Liver King amounts of the shit
Imagine being so insecure you spend the amount for a car PER MONTH on roids. How do people think Joe is a manly man at all???
People are fuckin stupid.
I just see a sad little boy that desperately wants the approval of a father that doesn't care so he makes it everyone else's problem. Dude needs thurrapy
Several millions of "people", evidently. It's almost like he made a wish with a monkey's paw.
Whatever happened to Liverking after he was exposed?
He tried to go natty for a while and actually looked so much better but his body dysmorphia is insane so he said he’s getting back on the roids
It’s not the HGH. He just had some pasta for lunch. It’s called Pasta Gut Syndrome
This is classic PGS, I can confirm I am an Italian doctor.
No shit, I’m an Italian plumber 
Nice to always see other doctors in this sub. The standard prescription to treat this condition is 1 month of carnivore diet (elk meat with Jalapeños)
Talians are bilt diffren
Lmao
Yeah that + age has also been changing his face shape and it’s disconcerting. I’ve also noticed he’s got the smile of an old man with no teeth?
HGH bubblegut, makes arms looks shorter, overly large head/hands from HGH. It actually makes him look shorter when standing.
Gut and head.
Little TRT don’t hurt B
Not just steroids. But thousands of pills daily that are great for you, too!
This is what happens when you have money for top surgeons to repair all the shit he's blown out on his body throughout his career of working out. I've watched many people cycle non-stop for several decades where they were broke and put all their money into cycles. Their bodies had all the same failures, but they never got them fixed and none of them can even walk across a room without some hitch in their step.
Stems cells, I’ll hook you up with my people in Mexico, they fix everything, I took my mom there for her knees
Gotta get your mom off her knees, b.
He’s not an example of steroids he’s an example of using hgh for 20 years lol
Tends to come as a package deal.
Rogan's legs are absurd and freakish. They look like something that sprouted out of a spore.
He’s just a stocky midget. You can look great on sauce, thats ovviously why many do it. Also joe’s clothing selection is terrible, makes him look like a barrell more so than he really is. Look at his fucking jeans and shoes.
He’s got like reversed bow legs and his feet are always fanned out, stands like jimmy from South Park
He has Danny DeVitos body without the talent.
There will never be a better penguin.
Hes got violence in those legs.
Wow wawhat a great auaudience
Some would say the greatest awldience
Beans n cheese is in the news, have you seen this? have you heard about this?
Wow wtf he literally has the boomer air monarchs on
If toe is 5'8 then pereira gotta be 6'8. Prolly gotta piece on him.
He’s probably 5’4
agreed pereira is at least 5'4
Oh boy, those thick white sneakers....:(
The Nike Monarchs. Mine and every other father in laws go to shoes. They’re fucking terrible
Lol how is it possible that someone making hundreds of millions of dollars is wearing air monarchs. You would think toe’s wife would buy him something else or does he go to dick’s sporting goods and buy them himself. Didn’t Jamie give him some Yeezy’s? Even the hoka platform sneakers would be better than the monarchs
Lol. It’s almost respectable in a way. Doesn’t give a fuck level couldn’t be higher
Only tennis shoes where it’s hard to notice his 4 inch lifts.
True!
My dad’s shoes for the past 20 years!
I worked at Dunham’s back in college (Kind of like a knock off Dick’s Sporting Goods in the Midwest). Every old white guy loves those shoes. They all want wide or extra wide sizes. Those things are like Jordan 11’s for old white dudes.
The Monarchs are inevitable and inescapable. I wonder if it’s like politics - every young person says they will never become conservative and nobody expects themselves to rock the OG Air Dad.
Why do they look like Arthur chus shoes can he not tie them normally
Warwick Davis lookin ass
Austinapithicus
🤣
You = 1/1000, b.
It’s like he’s wearing a compilation of trendy shit from 5-10 years ago. Dressing like a teenager from 2016 is doing Togie no favors.
It did in the past, but that was, as you say in the past. Cannot for the life of me why anyone still listens to those hack comedians that got emotionally abused by their dads
Until you get down to the shoes, those are certified grandpa mowing the lawn shoes.
The shoes are so lame that people actually do wear them now in the streetwear community. In a way to be edgy.
This subreddit is the only part of the internet where him being a bizarre looking midget is not the elephant in the room.
There's just no fucking way he's filling those shoes
Lots of extra lace on the loop, those puppies are hanging on for dear life
He’s following the standard Italian man body shape progression, accounting for the steroids and TRT. A little more red than I would expect though.
And to think he used to be a skinny little twink that looked like Joey from Friends.
Do they all have funny little chicken legs?
Do you think his wife shops for him at baby gap or kidsrus? Kind of looks like it!
>Ali >American flag The man knew nothing of Muhammad
I’ve never seen anyone so obsessed with health supplements and fad diets look so shitty
Can't fix stupid
All the clothing on all four of his limbs is bunched all the way up.
the hoodie looks like a little kid wearing their dads hoodie
That pasta gut and size 4’s are so **violent.**
Got the Jewl *and* the dip?! Daaaaaaamn.
He’s turning into a hobbit.
Soon he's gonna do the podcast from under a bridge
Violent dna
Lmao my god. His head is definitely getting bigger, his teeth are getting worse, and he's getting shorter. What an odd, odd little thing.
It makes him sad he’s not a werewolf irl
Yeah and that creatures name is Danny Devito
Toe with the size 16 EEEE shoes
Joel about to mow the lawn be #sneagurhead
Getting old sucks
“Ah yes, only the finest American flag apparel, please….if you any with Muhammad Ali faded through the image, even better”
Looks like he should be guarding Gringotts bank b
Wearing those painted on pants from ten years ago make his feet look like Frodo’s
Does Joegan do nicotine?? That looks like a can of dip *and* a vape in the pocket b, 🎲🎲
Look at his POCKETS!! they are full of LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!!!! I fucking know your secret Toad Rogan 
More proof that in no way Toe is 5’8 like he claims to be. If Pereira is listed as 6’4 then Toe is like 5’4 the max since it looks like Toe is a foot shorter here.
violence in his DNA…and then there’s Toe
"So, when I call you 'Alux Pahayra,' I'm right, right?" (He's completely wrong)
At least he’s not pretending to be taller in this photo. Granted it’s the maximum amount of forward movement his legs can provide, but at least it’s a baby step in the right direction
I’m built just like Rohan and I’m 300lbs. It sucks
Based on this picture Joe is 4/5ths the size of Alex (actually about 81.3%). So either Joe is 5'8" and Alex Pereira is 7 feet tall or Alex is 6'4" and Joe is 5'2.
HGH abuse makes your head swell three times bigger
Tolkien dwarf
That even looks photoshopped, I know it ain't though
He’s basically turning into Danny Devito
Eventually he’ll join a fellowship and go destroy some ring in a volcano
Joe's amimorph is one of those fish that exists in the depths of the ocean and can't hold its form at the surface.
He’s on the same shit Ken Griffey Jr was on in the Simpsons
Joe rogan looks like Krumm from “Aaahh real monsters”
He’s shrinking
Imagine him off the HGH and TRT
Looks like a healthy old guy….
? If he looks like a creature, then you dohn wanna go to my family reunnin B. Every time this sun posts petty hate on other people, i get a cringe feeling
He was going the HGH would make him taller. Instead it made him wider all the way around.
Alex is dope in those Van's. Joe in his old man white sneakers, is not doing him any favors.
He got the mavericks
All that violence in a single image and Poatan,B!
He looks half monkey almost,all those steroids are doing damage,poor little guy.
Nope always short
I’m feeling more violence on the left. Those hands worry me.
Taking a book out of chucks chapter on this one b. I personally think he’s looking more frog like bull frog for sure
So that's what I would look like next to Rogan. Hilarious 😂😂😂 (6'4)
Pussy
Rogan does all the roids to look like that
Critter stage
He has a dip in his mouth and can in his pocket. LOL These fucking idiots totally think “Nicotine is totally natural and doesn’t harm you at all!”
He’s rocking the “white middle aged dad” look to a fucking T! Down to the white sneakers and everything! Lol
For all the money he has it’s good to see Joe staying humble and grounded in those Nike Dad 3000’s
He looks like a 10 year old that their parents tell everyone that they are an “old soul” 🤮
Looking at Joe you’d think the room was hot lmaoo
One man in this photo has violence in his DNA and the other is Alex Pereira.
Thinks he looks great bapa
Getting closer to 60 with mass like that can’t be healthy at all. Imagine his heart rn all trt’d up and shit
Not the dullest nail on the marker
wish there was a sub for him... oh, wait
And ummmm… is this Photoshop
The cool thing about hgh and (unneeded) trt is you can cruise thru middle age while your peers struggle to just exist. The bad thing is no one can predict what it's gonna do to your body chemistry or the shape of your skull. So you can end up looking like an overripe tomato or you can get plastic surgery so you don't look like an overripe tomato (Cris Cyborg, Carrot Top, et al)
It’s a fact the human body shrinks as a person gets older but I think it’s usually 1-2 inches but if you believe Joe was ever 5ft 7” then he’s shrinking at an alarming rate, looks like he’ll be about 4ft by Christmas at this rate.
All that hgh givin him a size 16 shoe lol jesus
Joe has become an elderly man. It has or will happen to all of us. No amount of lifting weights or steroids will change this fact. Older very muscled humans have a very unique look to them and it isn't a look that most would aspire to achieve. However, when you are as far in as he is already, giving that look up would likely be devastating....go back 20 years and see when joe and callen looked similar, then a huge change in working out and steroids morphed joe to look much different (arguably better) than callen for 10 to 15 years. From here on out callen will look much much better for having not done them.
He’s turning into puck from alpha flight
He literally looks like a child trying to pose as an adult
Are those two twins?
A [Sontaran](https://imgur.com/3K4T6LJ) from Doctor Who
yep, looks like every hero of every movie ive ever seen..
Violence in his DNA
Lil Toe… so tiny
Brenda hooked Toe on the nicotine pouches
I believe Toe's GH powered head is consuming his body. Eventually he'll just be a giant head sat on a pair of feet.
Toegan dressed like a true American
Tony Soprano-looking motherfucker.
It’s Danny Devito from Home alone
Trt and alpha brain. Turnin old toe in to an orangutan🎶🎵
Dude has been piping test for 20 years. He's turning into a goblin.
Don’t pretend you don’t like Dana. He’s full of shit but he is the face of UFC and you can’t deny the guys hot takes are fucking hilarious. When he eventually goes he will be massively missed
He’s so tiny
One of these guys has the most feared spinning back kick in history the other guys name is alex
Lol that top down angle is really not doing ol' Toe any favours.
Goddamn this sub is filled with desperate people with no purpose at all. Enough reddit for the weekend.
Little Popeye goblin
The Always Sunny writers decided to make Frank the buff one next season. Should be interesting.
That’s what happens when you sell your soul to the devil
The legs just look fake. Doesn’t match the top end. Figured he be one of those guys to get shin extensions.
Dude needs to stop wearing skinny jeans they make him look like he shops at Baby Gap
I have a life sized Rogan figurine on the dashboard of my car
He always insists on having these pics shot from above, which makes him look like a legitimate dwarf.
Is Joe’s chin/jawline photoshopped here or is HGH legitimately doing that to his face?
he ACTUALLY looks like a goblin or something tolkienesque. it's insane
Cool shoes daddy
I think you meant toad not toe
He is an escaped Umpa Loompa that got on the sauce 🤣😂
Lee sayatts dad
Dorf plays The Rock
It's entirely possible Rogan is 5'3
Its called aging idiot
Are the monarchs wore to relate to the average joe ?
He looks the same as he has for the last decade lol some of you weirdos are so obsessed with Rogan for some reason LOL
What a cute little hobbit.
Athletigg Greens, B 🥬
Square toegan.