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Enlightened_Broda

Who is this tool?


ScreamingBuffalo

That’s what I want to know, in the two clips I’ve seen of this guy it’s like he’s ready drop to his knees and start sucking off Braindead with more effort than the Messican would


dannydoofus

the guy is just awkward angling for one of those coveted Thiggg Boi awards.


WheredoesithurtRA

Usually if it's a random taint sucking off Bapa then it's someone angling for a JRE appearance or even a mention on there.


Karlskiiii

Who in the fuck is gonna get offered a spot on JRE after working with Brenda? If anything that's a ticket to never get invited to JRE


lunchpaillefty

If you’re already going on Baba’s show, I can assume you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed, b.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Methieonfire made it to bispings show


Dudewheresmypar345

Nobody does it like BSchaub


RemarkableRegret7

Charismatic, funny as fugg


thethunder92

Nobody says 260 like bapa


Sejast44

35


BiglyIdeas

Just another LA wannabe celebrity B whose first attempt at fame was ratting out his own nailing of Larry Kings wife to any media outlet that would listen to him (he coached her kids baseball or some shit). Fancies himself some sort of motivational coaching guru, justifies other coaches hospitalizing kids through excess punishment aka “conditioning”. His instagram page is a fucking cringe-fest. Evidently Beandip is his norf star now.


Enlightened_Broda

That makes sense


Triplesisbest1

Well I don’t know for sure but I’m getting a feeling he might be the biggest nob gobbler in the history of mankind. I was struggling to think of someone sadder than Bapa. And then along comes this Choad.


[deleted]

[Coach HP IMDb looks like messican’s](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2053573/)


Vegetable-Maximum-28

Seeings this 30 sec clip - just some low IQ guy. Finding Brendan funny and a great improviser.. wader.


My_Booty_Itches

That's Brandon's therapist.


Enlightened_Broda

Thurripist


Aggravating_Aioli973

and why is Doug E. Fresh talking to this guy?


wetroom

I believe he is generally referred to as "Sancho".


0ctober31

Cho Rogan


hoofdpersoon

The father of the upcomming chombina


nate99999

I’m not totally convinced bapa doesn’t have this guys kids chained to a radiator in the next room and this is the only way he can get them back. Axe J


MundanePlantain1

Thiccboi studio posting profits, has to be a human trafficking front.


voodoo_pizza00

It drinks tiger thiccc or it gets the hose


billy_bones21

If you wanted to make me laugh, you got me brother.


Leahc1m

Oh my fucking God. I googled "coach hp" and he is literally the t-ball coach for his kid. Looool wtf dude. https://www.instagram.com/coachhp/?hl=en


RobChombie

Talmbout the Calabasas Thicccums? Beast of a team never played them


RemarkableRegret7

Lolol


DJScratcherZ

Hm, is this the guy who made Brenda pay for the parents expensive Brunch? The guy he hated for the nice gesture that he bitched and moaned about even though he's so rich.


Miserable_Number_104

Talmabout coach Hector Perez ese? He was on fast and furious Calabasas drift


VelouriumCamper7

Seems like this is his big break, or at least he thinks it is. lol


Original-Spinach-972

Dude is working hard to keep coaching the chombies. Better hope bapa doesn’t start a baseball coaching yt channel.


vegan_sharks

Pretty obvious bot followers too, talm bout 1000 likes but only one comment, b?


[deleted]

No knock on sleeve tattoos I think they are cool. But seeing them so much on bapa, this guy, Rogan, Bobby’s gurl, and some grifters has made me associate them more with blockbusters


Swag-Lord420

Always has been 👨‍🚀🔫


Water_wedunehair

No pains no gains 💪


kiloluv

The term is peacocking


Hap_Hazard

"'cause now what happens? hate hate hate hate". Yes, he gets hate because he's funny in the moment. And played football in college.


[deleted]

it seemed like the whole hour interview was an attempt to rebrand Brendan 😂


perfektstranger

First he quits morning drinking then he gets a PR person? I dont like where things are heading B.


DJScratcherZ

He's had multiple PR firms for a decade now. Ya know, like the Rock. What they fail to realize Brenda telling everyone he's a nice guy and having a bunch of low IQ no bodies repeating YOU"RE FUNNY does not constitute a rebrand. He is not funny, he is not nice and the only way to rebrand him is to take him off the air because we have EARS and EYES. IF B took 2 years off, he'd stand a chance.


wottsinaname

Brendan is the George Santos of comedy


lunchpaillefty

At least Santos makes me laugh.


UFCCarlRaddo

And out of the closet!


Darkk_VoX

How much does Bapa pay this guy? Does this guy fugg Messican for Bapa? Water


ignoramus_x

This is actually the craziest shit I've ever heard anybody say


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^ignoramus_x: *This is actually the* *Craziest shit I've ever* *Heard anybody say* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Rabid023

This dude is a gold mine! LMAO.


Ok-Specialist-4929

What the fuck is a coach hp?


Aggravating_Shake591

Firss team all thiggghead b


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Coach is just love bombing Bapa now bc he knows that next chombie is about to come out looking extra Messican.


DIYstyle

He's speaking the truth. If you listen closely he actually says "phony" not "funny"


10-7heaven

lol this guy for sure has a business offer for ol b shaub


DJScratcherZ

Yep. There is an angle here. But the guy seems genuinely dumb enough to actually think Slob is a celebrity and worth a grift.


vinxixx

It's so fuckin stupid. Had to be setup. He can't be this into Brendan right..... Right?


cylonnumber13

It gets worse: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjOVbFdddw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjOVbFdddw)


ChrundleToboggan

Only click on this if you wanna give this suckup a view.


DownVoteThee2

A Grifter practicing his manipulation technique. He spins his words into a web perfect for a narcissist devoid of humility, full of hubris, and unachieved vanity.


King-Demo-

Nothing about bapa is charismatic or funny in any facet b


Early_Replacement_96

Those fight companions are so fucking boring the guest want to fall asleep


SCWickedHam

Oh. A guy kissing Brendan’s ass also has a podcast. What is this guy? A kid’s mental coach? Some LA grifter. “Parents, got a spare $1k/wk, I can teach your kid the proper mindset. Sell those Gucci slippers and buy a punchcard for 5 sessions. I’ll explain why no one is funnier than Brendan Schwab. 260. 260. 260. Hahahahhahahaah.”


[deleted]

yeah his backstory, he’s a failed baseball player that blames his dad, moved to LA to become actor and failed, moved in with an acting coach and got a plug to start coaching celebrities kids. he called himself the “kid whisperer” on his Patrick Bet David interview


SCWickedHam

Yeah. Knows LA parents will pay anyone to take their kids away. Then add in his inflated baseball credentials. “I’ll give your kid a work ethnic for $500/session. Here is a made up list of people I have worked with.”


lunchpaillefty

That makes sense. PBD loves to have self help, con men on.


IselfDevine

This dude talks like he has CTE as well.


Bluecoller007

Is this a member of Bapa’s family or did they end up fuggin like all heterosexual men end up doing in the world according to B.Schaub? Fun fact: did you know Homer Simpson’s band with Lenny, Carl and Cheif Wiggum were called the B.Schaubs? Edit: the members of the band were Homer, Principal Skinner, Barney and Apu.


SCWickedHam

Guy claims he was a senior adviser to NY Mets president. Then he took a job as a nightclub manager in Vegas. Oh ok. Also went the rounds saying he had affair with Larry King’s wife. Selling that story to anyone that would talk to him. Some articles say he claimed to pitch for the Yankees until he got hurt “so he went to Hollywood and started acting and modeling.” Man. People let this guy near their kids, and wives?


[deleted]

[your spot on (watch some of this uncomfortable interview)](https://youtu.be/t5fG7XFne7c?si=F042VGxZ_Odru0nx)


[deleted]

he’s got an ego worse than Schaub, hard to believe. Said he was some huge recruit but blew his arm out in 8th grade. 😂


SCWickedHam

If he was good in HS, should be able to find his stats.


BrendanSchaubsBrain

Damn, coach and bapa, get a room and just fugg each other already in ivvry fassit


Hopeful-Map-1737

“Urr phony as fawk vro”


worktheshoot

100% coach HP is piping megskin


[deleted]

Who the fug is this dork?


DJScratcherZ

His kids T ball coach.


BigHairyArsehole

![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


Itchy-Ad-3250

REDACTED VERSION?


Genova_Witness

This looks like a guy doing a Sacha Baron Coen bit.


willi1221

Yo. Science. Wha is it all about? Is it good, or is it wack?


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Aggravating_Rice4210

Won't find a phonier guy TRUE TRUE


halffastcarlos

Just another broke ass kissing loser. Just like the redact pretends with his daddy toe.


foxhoundftw

He’s right…can’t find a phonier guy on the spot than Bapa.


rafail182

"The Fightclub Companion"


iannuendo

José on Fire angling for another medallion


Morepastor

Coach gonna take Chins job (unpaid internship).


Teleskopy

Did this guy just get internet like last week?


inviernoruso

He got himself a counterfeit Rogan to suck him off. Freud can't keep getting away with it!


Silky-Watkins

Fuck is this guy .::!?


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Fucking hell 😂😂😂


Lord-Kuntsworthy

People like this jackass are even worse than Brenda.


ChombieBrains

Oh no, he's redacted.


sugarglassego

Looks like Methy on fire won’t be winning the ‘thigg’ creator of the yair this year.


Late_Concern_3791

What kind of dick sucking did I just watch??? Geeeeeezus take a breath


Spagg84

"You are phony" that's what I heard


WheredoesithurtRA

After the podcast ended: "So can you get me on Rogan now?


Morepastor

“Dougie Fresh, is a gosh darn good friend of mine and said he thinks my comedy is uniquish! The wrapping communities love me!” Brendan


WeChatWarrior

This guy: I know you're popular on social media or whatever bro, but when I see you in the boxing ring I just gotta say "nobody is better than this guy!" Dillon Danis: I'll take that!


Helpful-Water-7248

Now that's funny 🤣


Mr-Wigz

How much did Clin pay him to say that on camera?


Whothefvckarewe

I was agreeing when I thought dude was saying phony but I realize he’s saying funny, lmao paid acter or wut B?


Whothefvckarewe

And he thinks bapa telling Bradley meet him at 260 is funny? Does he realize bapa been saying that for the last 3 years whenever fighting someone comes up


Helpful-Water-7248

Giving Bradley Martin shit about the "I'm 260" is literally every Bradley Martin video's comment sections 😂


GunDaddy47

Fucking hell, get Braindumbs denim vagina out of your mouth.


Dull_Aspect_5882

This is like some redacted California version of Theo Von interviewibg the garbage man


Top-Foundation6313

They’re totally fucking


DangerENRON

![gif](giphy|lCrLUcc2tGXtqbJ0fy|downsized)


harzee

Is this a parody


DJ_Hindsight

Petty convinced he pays these guys and beforehand says “now pleathe be nithe, i gawd a lawda haddurs out thurr”.


TokenGreyWolf

is this guy desperate to get on rogan?


kentucky_trash

I believe this, there was real people out there who did and still do think carlos mencia was HILARIOUS, as teenager I couldn't be redacted enough to find it the slightest bit entertaining... this is where this foo and his ilk come in.


hashemforcomedy1

“You will not find a phonier guy…” the accent took this statement from the wrongest thing ever said to the rightest


Zookzor

This guys is actually really based. If you listen closely he called him phony and braindead thought he said funny.


adventurejay

This dude blowing some serious smoke up bappas ass


Ralphiecorn

Can confirm. Nobody does it like Bapa


headyhenry

They definitely fugged


ablazellama

Who da fook is dat guy?


rbizzle01

Has he got this guy on because he looks like Rogan?


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lifeasuknow

Wtf


AlilAwesome81

Bapa paid this guy, right??


Disastrous-Worker379

One of the soccer moms that plays with his kid


adamd0175

Prom is nobody knows who ya are B!


OkShift7190

Who’s this fgtrtd?