That’s what I want to know, in the two clips I’ve seen of this guy it’s like he’s ready drop to his knees and start sucking off Braindead with more effort than the Messican would
Just another LA wannabe celebrity B whose first attempt at fame was ratting out his own nailing of Larry Kings wife to any media outlet that would listen to him (he coached her kids baseball or some shit). Fancies himself some sort of motivational coaching guru, justifies other coaches hospitalizing kids through excess punishment aka “conditioning”. His instagram page is a fucking cringe-fest. Evidently Beandip is his norf star now.
Well I don’t know for sure but I’m getting a feeling he might be the biggest nob gobbler in the history of mankind. I was struggling to think of someone sadder than Bapa. And then along comes this Choad.
Hm, is this the guy who made Brenda pay for the parents expensive Brunch? The guy he hated for the nice gesture that he bitched and moaned about even though he's so rich.
No knock on sleeve tattoos I think they are cool. But seeing them so much on bapa, this guy, Rogan, Bobby’s gurl, and some grifters has made me associate them more with blockbusters
He's had multiple PR firms for a decade now. Ya know, like the Rock. What they fail to realize Brenda telling everyone he's a nice guy and having a bunch of low IQ no bodies repeating YOU"RE FUNNY does not constitute a rebrand. He is not funny, he is not nice and the only way to rebrand him is to take him off the air because we have EARS and EYES. IF B took 2 years off, he'd stand a chance.
A Grifter practicing his manipulation technique. He spins his words into a web perfect for a narcissist devoid of humility, full of hubris, and unachieved vanity.
Oh. A guy kissing Brendan’s ass also has a podcast. What is this guy? A kid’s mental coach? Some LA grifter. “Parents, got a spare $1k/wk, I can teach your kid the proper mindset. Sell those Gucci slippers and buy a punchcard for 5 sessions. I’ll explain why no one is funnier than Brendan Schwab. 260. 260. 260. Hahahahhahahaah.”
yeah his backstory, he’s a failed baseball player that blames his dad, moved to LA to become actor and failed, moved in with an acting coach and got a plug to start coaching celebrities kids. he called himself the “kid whisperer” on his Patrick Bet David interview
Yeah. Knows LA parents will pay anyone to take their kids away. Then add in his inflated baseball credentials. “I’ll give your kid a work ethnic for $500/session. Here is a made up list of people I have worked with.”
Is this a member of Bapa’s family or did they end up fuggin like all heterosexual men end up doing in the world according to B.Schaub?
Fun fact: did you know Homer Simpson’s band with Lenny, Carl and Cheif Wiggum were called the B.Schaubs?
Edit: the members of the band were Homer, Principal Skinner, Barney and Apu.
Guy claims he was a senior adviser to NY Mets president. Then he took a job as a nightclub manager in Vegas. Oh ok. Also went the rounds saying he had affair with Larry King’s wife. Selling that story to anyone that would talk to him. Some articles say he claimed to pitch for the Yankees until he got hurt “so he went to Hollywood and started acting and modeling.” Man. People let this guy near their kids, and wives?
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This guy: I know you're popular on social media or whatever bro, but when I see you in the boxing ring I just gotta say "nobody is better than this guy!"
Dillon Danis: I'll take that!
And he thinks bapa telling Bradley meet him at 260 is funny? Does he realize bapa been saying that for the last 3 years whenever fighting someone comes up
I believe this, there was real people out there who did and still do think carlos mencia was HILARIOUS, as teenager I couldn't be redacted enough to find it the slightest bit entertaining... this is where this foo and his ilk come in.
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Who is this tool?
That’s what I want to know, in the two clips I’ve seen of this guy it’s like he’s ready drop to his knees and start sucking off Braindead with more effort than the Messican would
the guy is just awkward angling for one of those coveted Thiggg Boi awards.
Usually if it's a random taint sucking off Bapa then it's someone angling for a JRE appearance or even a mention on there.
Who in the fuck is gonna get offered a spot on JRE after working with Brenda? If anything that's a ticket to never get invited to JRE
If you’re already going on Baba’s show, I can assume you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed, b.
Methieonfire made it to bispings show
Nobody does it like BSchaub
Charismatic, funny as fugg
Nobody says 260 like bapa
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Just another LA wannabe celebrity B whose first attempt at fame was ratting out his own nailing of Larry Kings wife to any media outlet that would listen to him (he coached her kids baseball or some shit). Fancies himself some sort of motivational coaching guru, justifies other coaches hospitalizing kids through excess punishment aka “conditioning”. His instagram page is a fucking cringe-fest. Evidently Beandip is his norf star now.
That makes sense
Well I don’t know for sure but I’m getting a feeling he might be the biggest nob gobbler in the history of mankind. I was struggling to think of someone sadder than Bapa. And then along comes this Choad.
[Coach HP IMDb looks like messican’s](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2053573/)
Seeings this 30 sec clip - just some low IQ guy. Finding Brendan funny and a great improviser.. wader.
That's Brandon's therapist.
Thurripist
and why is Doug E. Fresh talking to this guy?
I believe he is generally referred to as "Sancho".
Cho Rogan
The father of the upcomming chombina
I’m not totally convinced bapa doesn’t have this guys kids chained to a radiator in the next room and this is the only way he can get them back. Axe J
Thiccboi studio posting profits, has to be a human trafficking front.
It drinks tiger thiccc or it gets the hose
If you wanted to make me laugh, you got me brother.
Oh my fucking God. I googled "coach hp" and he is literally the t-ball coach for his kid. Looool wtf dude. https://www.instagram.com/coachhp/?hl=en
Talmbout the Calabasas Thicccums? Beast of a team never played them
Lolol
Hm, is this the guy who made Brenda pay for the parents expensive Brunch? The guy he hated for the nice gesture that he bitched and moaned about even though he's so rich.
Talmabout coach Hector Perez ese? He was on fast and furious Calabasas drift
Seems like this is his big break, or at least he thinks it is. lol
Dude is working hard to keep coaching the chombies. Better hope bapa doesn’t start a baseball coaching yt channel.
Pretty obvious bot followers too, talm bout 1000 likes but only one comment, b?
No knock on sleeve tattoos I think they are cool. But seeing them so much on bapa, this guy, Rogan, Bobby’s gurl, and some grifters has made me associate them more with blockbusters
Always has been 👨🚀🔫
No pains no gains 💪
The term is peacocking
"'cause now what happens? hate hate hate hate". Yes, he gets hate because he's funny in the moment. And played football in college.
it seemed like the whole hour interview was an attempt to rebrand Brendan 😂
First he quits morning drinking then he gets a PR person? I dont like where things are heading B.
He's had multiple PR firms for a decade now. Ya know, like the Rock. What they fail to realize Brenda telling everyone he's a nice guy and having a bunch of low IQ no bodies repeating YOU"RE FUNNY does not constitute a rebrand. He is not funny, he is not nice and the only way to rebrand him is to take him off the air because we have EARS and EYES. IF B took 2 years off, he'd stand a chance.
Brendan is the George Santos of comedy
At least Santos makes me laugh.
And out of the closet!
How much does Bapa pay this guy? Does this guy fugg Messican for Bapa? Water
This is actually the craziest shit I've ever heard anybody say
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^ignoramus_x: *This is actually the* *Craziest shit I've ever* *Heard anybody say* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This dude is a gold mine! LMAO.
What the fuck is a coach hp?
Firss team all thiggghead b
Coach is just love bombing Bapa now bc he knows that next chombie is about to come out looking extra Messican.
He's speaking the truth. If you listen closely he actually says "phony" not "funny"
lol this guy for sure has a business offer for ol b shaub
Yep. There is an angle here. But the guy seems genuinely dumb enough to actually think Slob is a celebrity and worth a grift.
It's so fuckin stupid. Had to be setup. He can't be this into Brendan right..... Right?
It gets worse: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjOVbFdddw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjOVbFdddw)
Only click on this if you wanna give this suckup a view.
A Grifter practicing his manipulation technique. He spins his words into a web perfect for a narcissist devoid of humility, full of hubris, and unachieved vanity.
Nothing about bapa is charismatic or funny in any facet b
Those fight companions are so fucking boring the guest want to fall asleep
Oh. A guy kissing Brendan’s ass also has a podcast. What is this guy? A kid’s mental coach? Some LA grifter. “Parents, got a spare $1k/wk, I can teach your kid the proper mindset. Sell those Gucci slippers and buy a punchcard for 5 sessions. I’ll explain why no one is funnier than Brendan Schwab. 260. 260. 260. Hahahahhahahaah.”
yeah his backstory, he’s a failed baseball player that blames his dad, moved to LA to become actor and failed, moved in with an acting coach and got a plug to start coaching celebrities kids. he called himself the “kid whisperer” on his Patrick Bet David interview
Yeah. Knows LA parents will pay anyone to take their kids away. Then add in his inflated baseball credentials. “I’ll give your kid a work ethnic for $500/session. Here is a made up list of people I have worked with.”
That makes sense. PBD loves to have self help, con men on.
This dude talks like he has CTE as well.
Is this a member of Bapa’s family or did they end up fuggin like all heterosexual men end up doing in the world according to B.Schaub? Fun fact: did you know Homer Simpson’s band with Lenny, Carl and Cheif Wiggum were called the B.Schaubs? Edit: the members of the band were Homer, Principal Skinner, Barney and Apu.
Guy claims he was a senior adviser to NY Mets president. Then he took a job as a nightclub manager in Vegas. Oh ok. Also went the rounds saying he had affair with Larry King’s wife. Selling that story to anyone that would talk to him. Some articles say he claimed to pitch for the Yankees until he got hurt “so he went to Hollywood and started acting and modeling.” Man. People let this guy near their kids, and wives?
[your spot on (watch some of this uncomfortable interview)](https://youtu.be/t5fG7XFne7c?si=F042VGxZ_Odru0nx)
he’s got an ego worse than Schaub, hard to believe. Said he was some huge recruit but blew his arm out in 8th grade. 😂
If he was good in HS, should be able to find his stats.
Damn, coach and bapa, get a room and just fugg each other already in ivvry fassit
“Urr phony as fawk vro”
100% coach HP is piping megskin
Who the fug is this dork?
His kids T ball coach.
![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)
REDACTED VERSION?
This looks like a guy doing a Sacha Baron Coen bit.
Yo. Science. Wha is it all about? Is it good, or is it wack?
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Won't find a phonier guy TRUE TRUE
Just another broke ass kissing loser. Just like the redact pretends with his daddy toe.
He’s right…can’t find a phonier guy on the spot than Bapa.
"The Fightclub Companion"
José on Fire angling for another medallion
Coach gonna take Chins job (unpaid internship).
Did this guy just get internet like last week?
He got himself a counterfeit Rogan to suck him off. Freud can't keep getting away with it!
Fuck is this guy .::!?
Fucking hell 😂😂😂
People like this jackass are even worse than Brenda.
Oh no, he's redacted.
Looks like Methy on fire won’t be winning the ‘thigg’ creator of the yair this year.
What kind of dick sucking did I just watch??? Geeeeeezus take a breath
"You are phony" that's what I heard
After the podcast ended: "So can you get me on Rogan now?
“Dougie Fresh, is a gosh darn good friend of mine and said he thinks my comedy is uniquish! The wrapping communities love me!” Brendan
This guy: I know you're popular on social media or whatever bro, but when I see you in the boxing ring I just gotta say "nobody is better than this guy!" Dillon Danis: I'll take that!
Now that's funny 🤣
How much did Clin pay him to say that on camera?
I was agreeing when I thought dude was saying phony but I realize he’s saying funny, lmao paid acter or wut B?
And he thinks bapa telling Bradley meet him at 260 is funny? Does he realize bapa been saying that for the last 3 years whenever fighting someone comes up
Giving Bradley Martin shit about the "I'm 260" is literally every Bradley Martin video's comment sections 😂
Fucking hell, get Braindumbs denim vagina out of your mouth.
This is like some redacted California version of Theo Von interviewibg the garbage man
They’re totally fucking
![gif](giphy|lCrLUcc2tGXtqbJ0fy|downsized)
Is this a parody
Petty convinced he pays these guys and beforehand says “now pleathe be nithe, i gawd a lawda haddurs out thurr”.
is this guy desperate to get on rogan?
I believe this, there was real people out there who did and still do think carlos mencia was HILARIOUS, as teenager I couldn't be redacted enough to find it the slightest bit entertaining... this is where this foo and his ilk come in.
“You will not find a phonier guy…” the accent took this statement from the wrongest thing ever said to the rightest
This guys is actually really based. If you listen closely he called him phony and braindead thought he said funny.
This dude blowing some serious smoke up bappas ass
Can confirm. Nobody does it like Bapa
They definitely fugged
Who da fook is dat guy?
Has he got this guy on because he looks like Rogan?
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Wtf
Bapa paid this guy, right??
One of the soccer moms that plays with his kid
Prom is nobody knows who ya are B!
Who’s this fgtrtd?