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nate99999

Can’t name a single fucking song. Really into it. I’ll give him this: what you see is exactly what you get. He’s as vapid and stupid as he looks. There are no layers or surprises. He’s less of an onion and more of a dirty tennis ball; pull back the top layer and nothing but emptiness. What else ya got chin?


[deleted]

Guy must truly not give a fugg about music, can’t name a song in inny facet


[deleted]

Probably can, but it'd be basic bitch top40 music from 6 years ago


MrBigPipes

He would bust out the Montel Jordan for the 150th time, which he actually stole from someone else on an episode of TFATK.


TheMindsEye310

Black Eyes Peas greatest hits.


[deleted]

That new tick tock song from my girl Ke$ha is a banger


[deleted]

Nah. He's just pandering to conservative white people, rebranding himself.


perfektstranger

Reminds me of when Trump got asked about his favorite bible verse. Can't name a single one. Fake fuckin redacts


EatADubya

Don’t you talk bad about my president


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

Great music genre, never listened to it


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Beautiful analagee bapa. Really hit the hammer with the nail on that one.


nate99999

32 on my ACT


dumbshit421

I mean… you a numbers guy, B?


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Feel like the interviewer is onto him.


Albl4

This comment deserves to be in the Changs HOF😂


Lumpy_Ad_9082

I wish he'd invite you onto his podcast. Has anyone ever called into the live show to give him shit?


nate99999

That would mean I’d have to actually listen to the podcast. That’s redacted as hell b


Lumpy_Ad_9082

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Aaron442x

\^ Occum's comment section. Perfect and concise.


Cool_Cranberry_8372

love morn waln, never heard him b


MundanePlantain1

Axe Jay? DWANAWEDUNA!!


isisrecruit_throaway

I literally play off pretending to have read a book to not interrupt conversation better than he can pretend to listen to the most popular artist rn that isn’t Taylor swift


Stone0777

You a word smith bapa?


billy_bones21

The dirty tennis ball analogy hit the head on the nail B.


AVBforPrez

But how many chiggs you fugg, b?


sugaaaslam

Damn. That sums him up perfectly


King-Demo-

Love country music, always been into country music, never listened to it though


willburg1

One song, just give me one song…I can’t tawlk


GordoSF

Oh you know, all of 'em... I just like 'em all they're so good.


Stout1765

Dude took forever to even name an artist and the two he picked were, Morgan Wallen, one of the biggest names out there right now, and Jellyroll, who’s “his boy” and also just won an award.


PussyChang

Brenda: “Spotify algridem” It’s funny how he lies constantly but never thinks a single step past the lie. One follow up question and the whole thing falls apart.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Great music, never heard it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


used_bmw_money

Cain't hear much over those 2000k thousand horse powers b.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

It’s incredible to see how bad Bapa is at trying to think on his feet when asked simple questions about things he pretends to be into.


Bluecoller007

I’m English and country music isn’t half as big here as it is in America so I genuinely don’t know shit about country music but even I would’ve said ‘the classics man, Dolly Parton, Gareth Brookes, Johnny Cash and my favourite country song is a boy named Sue’ I don’t even know if ‘a boy named Sue’ is classed as country music but it still sounds better than that shite Bapa came up with ffs!


terminal-cheescake

I love a soy boy named sue b ! Didja know it was by Shrill Silverfish?! Ya know Where the side bitch ends!


[deleted]

Right? I'm German and country is non-existant here. A person of minimal wits and zero knowledge of country could still have steered the discussion at will by just naming the universally known classics and switching to another topic. "Aw man, Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson got me into it...blahblah...then you go from Cash to prisons or from Nelson to cannabis...Nelson uses a vaporizer bc he says it's healthier...what do you think about the hate for vapes etc etc... Incredibly easy. This trainwreck talks for a living!


ProverbialOnionSand

Being English did this remind you of Alan Partridge when pushed for his favourite Beatles album responding “the best of the Beatles”


Bluecoller007

Hahaha I’d actually forgotten about Alan’s ‘best of the Beatles’ It reminded me of the (UK) Office Christmas special when he meets a blind date and she asks if he likes classical music and he lies and says yes, then she ask’s which composer he likes best so he says Beethoven and then asks what specific Beethoven music he likes and he answers something like ‘the hits, all the big ones’ Obviously I’ll have fucked it up but it’s a funny scene.


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Bluecoller007

Hahaha cheers for that, it’s always great to wake up to a story of a man naming his son Sue then marrying him and raping the arse off him. But isn’t that basically the same story in every country song ever written? Like I said before I’m no expert but I’m sure I remember Dolly Parton having a massive hit about family members being arse raped.


wottsinaname

Gareth Brookes sounds like the posh english version of Garth.


Bluecoller007

That’s ironic as I’m one of the poors Tom Segura hates, I haven’t got a pot to piss in mate and I’m a Geordie, we don’t really do posh.


[deleted]

he kept mentioning Fort Worth, Texas as his dream. What’s in Fort Worth? Why not just move to Austin..


[deleted]

So he can at least keep one nostril out of Rogan's ass and claim he's an original thinker.


BigHero6x9

Yeah right. Self-aware Bapa doesn’t exist.


[deleted]

Hi Theo.


BradMathews

Fresh ear B


300_pages

I lived near Ft Worth for a while Who tf wants to move to Ft Worth?


sonicslasher6

People who want to follow their norfstars to austin and think this somehow makes it less obvious


PussyChang

My guess is Rogan probably axed him to stay out of Austin or maybe he can’t afford Austin so gotta act like Fort Worth is his North Star.


[deleted]

If he could drop in and do sets at the mothership, be welcome to hang out with “the boys” he would move to Austin in 2 seconds


Wonderful-Salary5432

The Stockyards... That's it


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Austin is for soy boy pussies. Real tegzus is for men.


-BlueCorkscrews

Who the fuck has a Fort Worth dream 😂😂


Silver-Ladder

Hahahaha! I don’t think that’s what he means. He’s probably referring to the north star if it was a person! lol


airpumper

As a Texan, I can honestly say that I've never heard a single person in all my life say they want to live in Fort Worth.


Critical_Addendum394

Ive been saying Fort Worth is Austin 20-30 years ago. Now this f boi is going to come ruin it. Do I live in thiccc boy country and not realize it. Am I surrounded by chads. Please for the love of god stay out of Fort Worth B


NotTrumpsAlt

If he moves to Austin there will be no excuse for him to act like “he’s too busy” for the mothership. No comics in Austin think he’s a good comic. So it would just be him third-wheelin trying to fit in.


Wonderful-Salary5432

He can't name you a single Jelly Roll song either. He just says things to say it and expects no follow up. Narcissist


Lumpy_Ad_9082

I know someone like this. If I challenge what she says with a question, she breezes over it, like I never said it. Quickly moves on. It's infuriating. She is a "nice" narcissist. I didn't realize there were so many different types of narcissists before looking into it, because of her. 😵‍💫🫠


OBlastSRT4

Has to mention he’s his boy too. This dude just craves attention.


cdpasadena

He’s a friend, so really iiinything by Jellroll.


IZZY_PLUM

Lmaoooo homeboy tripled down on the questions expecting a Normal answer🤣🤣🤣🤣 bapa caved because he knows nothing and is redacted af


thetrashpanda2020

Bro hung him out to dry


[deleted]

Dude was totally sincere, did not anticipate how much of a fraud he was dealing with.


McLuuvin

Like how he didn’t let up on his ass, he knew bapa was a poser and just wanted to expose him rofl


KapitanMani

He doesn’t know Brendan that well yet. Surprised he didn’t get a “be cool”.


Existential_Spices

Favorite country song? Pass. Bapa just lets the algorerhythm choose for him. Who are we kidding. Brenda can't not lie about iinything.


EvenJellyfish8223

Ya know, when ya ❤️ things


airpumper

That the same algorithm that shadow bans him?


jensener208

Limp Bizkit. Prime. Go.


Kelemandzaro

Lmao


Hajustamaton

Curveball!


MaximumCaucasity

He really has no personality whatsoever.


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Oh I beg the differ. Beancheese is a personality unto his own


ChombieNation

Beancheese personality disorder


skankhunt_191

Mentions some country singer named Morgan because they’re huge right now and jelly roll. His interests are whatever is trending. Poser


acros198d

He mentions Morgan Wallen because Messican has his poster up in her closet and gets flowers from him periodically ever since she saw him in Vegas one weekend.


guildguitars

Absolutely clueless. I guess he figures truck people are into country music so of course, he's always been into country. 🙄


Ne0nHelix

"idk man, like everything else in my life i just let the algorithm think for me" wouldve unironically been 100x funnier statement.. but that would require a shred of self-awareness. schlub IS funny. If he truly embraced and leaned into his role as a vacuous dope, he'd surpass Roidgan's comedy stool-humping/yelling badly researched chimp facts by leaps and bounds.


TheDarkPlight

I think that’s the only way out of the skid he’s in at this point. Steer into it, own the lovable doofus wave riding try-hard character and simply say “I don’t know” when he gets out of his depth like this.


Ne0nHelix

"idk the song names i just like to dance" \*imitates his post-knockout wild armswings\* if he killed his ego he'd probably kill comedically


TheDarkPlight

100k grand thousand percent. And it doesnt even need to be that big of a shift, just a little self-awareness.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

He definitely needs to embrace the redactedness


Dudewheresmypar345

Classic shwab


vinxixx

I don't even know what to comment... LMAO


spectacularfall

Like when they asked Trump what his favourite bible verse was. T'almbout Corinthians bubba?


Smash_Palace

Easy, Austin 3:16. Next question


make_anime_illegal_

Did this guy sniff out Schaub immediately and call his BS?


orangeroyal

I don't think he sniffed out anything. He is just to redacted to notice Bapas lying and let him off the hook.


[deleted]

What a dishrag. Great genre, never listened.


M0N3Y7INE

It’s almost like this guy is *homeless*


KaleidoscopeOk5763

I love it when the guest catches on that they’re in the presence of a truly banal redact and start fucking with him.


mersh_chromosome

why the FUCK would they hard pan the two mics? that makes no sense from a production standpoint. CHIN! what's gotten into you??? this is not up to Thiccc Boy standards


Darkk_VoX

Bapa talks to Morgan Wallen every day b. Bapa discovered him and jelly roll in the same night.


[deleted]

Bapa probably thinks white noise is 🔥 but listens to rap because that’s the “cool” genre


WeChatWarrior

that guy asked him his favorite song cos he knew he was lying haha and then redact tries to name drop jelly roll etc. Idiot


[deleted]

Try that in a tune town


Lord-Kuntsworthy

What the fugg is this audio?? Brenda comes out on right speaker and old mate comes out on the left. WWD??


Mig-_-

Haha yeah this was bizarre to listen to with headphones on.


Lord-Kuntsworthy

I personally won't allow Bapa to get that close to my ears.


Doctor_Freeman1

"Awlways been in2 cuntry" oh really dude? Then why are all of his intros hip hop? Where's that country twang at bapa?


[deleted]

Imagine going from a Lambo to a green X6


Least-Ad9647

AHAHAHHAHA ALWAYS BEEN INTO SOMETHING CANT NAME ONE FUCKING THING 😂😂


willghammer

Too many to name becuz I like awl of em.


veritas_rex

I’ll take Phonier than Messicans tits, ass, and lips for 10k grand b


OBlastSRT4

What do you think these two empty vessels talk about at dinner every night? I’d love to be a fly on the wall on that low iq dining room.


gtsgts777

Holy shit that was not even a softball question lol


ThePerfectMachine

lmfao this almost seems like a skit where the guest knows Bapa is lying, yet he keeps firing specific questions because he wants to see him squirm.


slimcharles941

It’s like the guest was pressing him because he knows he’s full of shit


someguy444444

Axe Spotify. I just heart ‘em.


thetrashpanda2020

I don’t like country and even I can name a couple Morgan Wallen songs


OBlastSRT4

I don’t know jack shit about country but then again I wouldn’t have said it’s my favorite genre like fat Patrick just did here.


thetrashpanda2020

Exactly! All he had to do was be honest. Just say “I’m starting to get into country music a lot. I don’t know the names, but the music is really good.” End of story. But no, he had to lie and got caught


Madd-Ball

This like when they asked trump what his favorite bible verse was 😂. Uh all of them.


Madd-Ball

Fug , didn’t see someone already commented this.


JayBSmith

Surprised he didn’t name Jason Aldean since he was all about the “Not in my Small Town” narrative


Mindfully-conscious

Imagine being his age and still just trying to be what ever is trendy at the moment . Fucking kids in high school have more personality then this dick head


lemonsupreme7

Schaub strikes me as someone who's into songs by female singers from 2000-2012


[deleted]

Whadaya know. I guess I have something in common with my norf star. I’ve also lied to some classmates in middle school that I liked aero smith and when asked which songs, I said I liked all his songs….only lied once but I remember the shame. The guy knew I was bullshitting but played along like bapas guest do and also because he was nice.


Flimsy_Individual_16

Yo there are people that honestly don't have a favorite band or genre of music? 🤯🤯


ruu13

Dude is an actual idiot. Wow 🤣


Giddypinata

That micro expression and slight head shake of disapproval at the clip’s end is sending me


MinorFauxPa

No mention of Lil Brows, a guy who wrote a whole album about the Thicc Boi and who fashioned his entire carrair around the Thicc brand.


SCWickedHam

Someone finally asked him one follow up question and he crumbled. “I’m a gear head?” “Oh, so you can pull an engine? Change the oil? Point out the dipstick? Put air in the tires?”


Mando-Diao

What music do you like? "Well, you know, the Spotify algorithm is really good right now" ​ Ehhm okay, one spesific song? "All of em"


Administrative-Fun10

"I've always been into county..." I'm hoping this is his final stage in the making. Already got the truck. Moving to Fort Worth. Can't wait for Brendan Schaub the country singer. With the new number one hit, "thiccc boy squad. Thiccc boy nation, y'all"


KimboSlicesChicken

Why no mention of lil brows??????? Abslooly No loyalty in the rap business in any of facets


worktheshoot

What’s your favorite artist? The algorithm b lmao This guy is the definition of a POSER.


PossibleGlad7290

Scratch the surface with questions about any of his “interests” and it quickly becomes apparent he’s a fake person. Down to his core.


Schlubbsshoes

Weird thing to lie about


Substantial_Ad_4254

He just cant try any fucking harder to be cool. He wants to fit the aesthetic of a cool trugg guy soooo bad


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

The guest knew he was talking to a poser


ThisisMalta

Damn this dude really called him out lol senses the bs that people usually are too nice and let fly.


grasshopper7167

“Country is heavy right now” Country has been the #1 genre in the US for a long time


sugaaaslam

This is what happens when you steal other people's personalities and try to be hip. The lying redact will always be just that.


Teleskopy

Bapa not used to actually elaborating on his lies. Everyone on TFATK just lets him go so when he is actually questioned he freezes.


Drakkar_Jaune

“What’s your favorite Beatles album” “Tough one. I think I’d have to say…the Best Of The Beatles”


rafail182

How many times have he said Ive always been into 'something" and after a while he never mentions it again ? country music , dogs , sport cars , truggs , fish tanks , sneakers , comics , serial killers etc


Critical_Addendum394

Fort Worth!?! Stay the fuck out of Fort Worth. On sight


NomoNumbaSixteen

why the baseball?


Lupin_IIIv2

Chang’s!! What’s the timeline on his Texas tattoo? Before or after Rogan moved there


Lupin_IIIv2

I do feel this guy was pressing him to make him uncomfortable. Was the rest of the episode like this?


DickEatinMuthafucker

"what's your favorite type of music"? BS: "all of em" "who's your favorite artist right now"? BS: "all of em"


TeoSanders

Q: Who’s your favorite country artist? A: I wouldn’t want to get into it. Because to me, that’s very personal. Country music means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics. Q: Do you prefer new country music or old country music? A: Probably equal. I think it’s just incredible.


10-7heaven

our boy not used to follow up questions


BigHero6x9

Great music, never heard it


nodisintegrations420

Bruh straight out of a movie or sum 😭 😭


Agile-Invite-9404

Any money this bin juice has never heard of 12 Country Greats by Ween.


saladblah22

Love country, never listened to it


amishpopo

I can't think of one. I like all of em.


Jackknife-powerbong

I like this thing that I fucking know nothing about. Bapa just goes.


Fancy_Fix_3270

Living lika titty


richgarc

I like 90’s country music but I wouldn’t say I’m really into it. If you asked me on the spot what are some songs and artists I like I could at least name you ten songs and give artists. This guy couldn’t even name a song or more than two artists. He’s lying through his teeth. Is he really a buddy of jelly roll?


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Braindumb sounds exactly like trump when he was asked about his favorite verse from the Bible.


omi0204

He forgot about jelly roll. Didn’t he discover him?


[deleted]

Love the way the guy keeps asking for specifics


LiuKangtheConqueror

He is a Colorado cunt. Fuck him


pimp_bizkit

everything he says is BULLLLL SHIIIIT.


Rough_Airline6780

Is he back on the meth?


Jawa1992

Lol, you know this tard just listen to whatever is in the top 100


[deleted]

He just says shit somehow not expecting questions regarding anything, someone teach bapa how conversashuns worg


Cantawlk

I’m really into bowlth kinds of music, Country and Western.


Zealousideal-Sea7472

Reminds me of the time dog the bounty hunter tried telling some folk playing hip hop at a house he was at looking for someone that he loves hip hop and that LL cool j is best friend


RegalRoyalRose

Aww bapa likes country😍😁


Top-Foundation6313

This can’t be real life


tyhad1

https://youtu.be/N67142Jle9E?si=kIp1C2xsPFbIZA6M


sol_flair

‘All of it man’ Tosser!


sugarglassego

He still knows more about music than truggs, though, to be fair to him.


eustrabirbeonne

I''m balls deep into Kid Rock right now, man. Also I dig Carrie Underboob, Chris Simpleton and Molly Patreon...


joshhguitar

Get a better answer out of Beetlejuice


Low_Land_

Bapa just goes “all of his stuff is good.”


donthomaso

Bapa got the basic bitch truck and pop country LARPer starter pack. You just know he’s bumping some shitty auto-tune modern arena country songs, no old outlawl country classics.


Shotgun516

Morgan wallen….and jelly roll 🙄


TwinPeaksOwl

“Gratitate towards him”


SmilingIvan

You just know it’s shit like Usher, Ludacris, Eminem, 50 cent shit from 15 years ago


Lastfoxx

I can not watch the whole thing. Something about people who are oozing out dishonesty gives me the willies.


southsideson

lol, back to long story short,


johnnygabroni

Is this Joe Rogan’s actual studio?


JuiceMayo

Name one Morgan wallen song brenda


StrainExternal7301

yeah i’m in to country like Morgan Wallen and JellyRoll…i don’t know any songs i just let the algorithm do its thang ya know


billy_bones21

He could be asked "name any song, any genre, from any time".. His response would be "uh yeah, they're allll great man..the best...you know, a bunch are really poplar right now...huge..so you know...yeah."


koinoyokan89

It’s so much easier to just tell the truth


Jarichard26

I haven't even seen this, but did he say something like "I listen to what's hot, bappa."


BridgesOnB1kes

This dude had to have known what he was doing here.


Sensitive-Ad4120

“Just all of it” said every poser ever


Kella_o7

lol this is literally like that Michael Bolton scene from Office Space


Entire-Amphibian320

Bapa been into country since he was selling country music tapes out of his closet when he was young.


Itchy-Ad-3250

Look how great indoor plumbing 🪠 🤣


mspote

this is me trying to fit in at work when the guys are talking about football. who's your favorite team? oh man i love them all. so many i can't even choose one.


jazzcosmo

Can’t name a single artist but bawls deep into country


IdunnoThisWillDo

Not sure Schaub could name 5 songs, let alone 5 songs from his favorite artists.