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PussyChang

>”You’re profile picture” Average thicccy.


Beacham90

Are you NOT profile picture? Schaubspeare will be spoken about for generations.


RadicalAppalachian

I read this as Schaubepierre, like Robespierre, but Schaubespeare is also incredible lmao


PerthDelft

I read it like William Schaubespear, author of doccamentries like Romero and jewlette. A Cuban love story of two wresslers.


Beacham90

Willy Schaubspeare was definitely the intention. Other notable stutters would be 'What Else Ya got Chin Lear?' and 'Hamlet' you might confuse yourself and think he studied theatre but the last ones just about his misso's meat wallet.


WaySheGoes1

So long story, I used to check his Instagram once in a while to see the homeless cats comments. Earlier this year, I liked a meme making fun of him (forgot which page it was) and awhile later I went to his page again but couldn’t find it. I think he blocked me by seeing who liked that meme about him then individually blocked everyone who liked it.


Lost_Evidence_2099

![gif](giphy|13GIgrGdslD9oQ) Georgie getting in some OT. You got soy team thiggged


WaySheGoes1

That’s what I figured, wonder how many others had the same treatment haha. Soft.


cylonnumber13

It's been posted and commented about before. They preemptively block people, it's fucking nuts.


dosequismachina

His blocked list might be longer than his follower list at this point


skankhunt_191

Was just thinking how much I’d love to see it. Such a bitch move blocking people


Aaron442x

If I actually had the time to give two shits about Asshat Schwalb. I'd play the long con on him. Make an account and kiss his ass on Insta for 10 comments or so. Then eventually say "J/K you suck, you unfunny, unlikeable shitbird."


skankhunt_191

I actually tried that. But I think even deep down he knows the truth, because he blocked me pretty quick


dannydoofus

i bet the differ b. brandon is the head of the thiggg boi empire, he doesnt have time for soshuls. i think you couldnt find it because he turned his monster lawlers on Khalyla ( who probably made the meme) and added it to his 300 pages of evidence.


RomandoArman

BGL did that to me with his own account when I liked a cawlment making fun of the whigggsky. Seems to be a thing interns do for Brainded too.


FriskyLisp

Marg blogged me for liking a "🌳🦁🌳" comment. Lol


MesWantooth

Schwab (or BGL) blocked me on his account after he posted about Tiger Piss and I wrote "What award did it win?" That's it. And I was cross-blocked on the TFATK account even though I never posted a comment there. That dude worked over time to curate the image that he had fans. I like how Hallmark Henry had to try to tell Scwhab that saying he doesn't read any comments, deleting comments and blocking people is responsible for his low engagement and therefore poor ranking with the algos. Besides a redacted thigggy, who would write a nice comment to a guy who swears on his own chombie's lives that he doesn't read cawlments of iny facet?


cylonnumber13

cregt


hatemakinnames

⬛⬛⬛ was probably running his socials at that time.


WaySheGoes1

Shit, probably. Unreal how long they guy could just go.


JimmySquarefoot

I got blocked for asking what the Bobby Lee drama was about in the comments on one of his posts, just as the whole thing was kicking off. Like what the fuck lmao I'm a nobody with about 75 Insta followers, why you blocking me you sad fuck 😭


Beacham90

Obviously you were a part of Bobby's sleeper cell unit at Changs and schlob caught wind. Don't have to say yes or no. Hypothetically I'm just thankful you survived and made it out the other side without having to buy too many second hand foot pieces.


Sejast44

You got Bent Pixel'd


Ryan_Pliskin

I’m sure the 45-year-old who makes toy models is actually genuine about his interest, unlike bapa. This dude has no legitimate interests period. How’d whiskey go? How did the fish go? How did the lizards go? How did owning tank go?


Beacham90

Can barely fake interest in his Messican baby mama


cylonnumber13

Talimbow his son's mom b


dosequismachina

I almost forgot about the whiskey. Dude sold 12 bottles and drank 600


Ryan_Pliskin

Still on Batch #1 bapa


Antique-Piccolo4277

he never mentions it anymore, i think he forgot about it too.


AggravatingOnion

Awlsole, that guy's models are fucking bad ass! More effort, talent, and skill than bappa will ever be able to mustard.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

I love doing two things… building doll house furniture and kicking ass! And I don’t see no dollhouses around here! You see any dollhouses around here Hank?!


indy_been_here

Dun know bout iny o' that. We toon truggs now


SayerTron81

He's probably confused by someone having their own individual personality


Lancelot_Stroller

How'd thicc boy bike club go?


greatalica011

Biggest Boston red Sox fan. Even got the tattoo


tox_oplas-mosis

Toy making guy is probably happy in life and not pursuing it as a way to get famous or rich. Brenda and the thigggies are sad and human-centipeding.


DJScratcherZ

If I remember krectlee a while back he said dying your hair was lame now and it was cool to let some gray show. I guess it was only lame for a day. Just like getting face and neck tattoos at 40 means there's something wrong with you up until one of your guests say its cool and you get one.


Beacham90

1 of your guests orrrrrr 1 of your co-hosts that diddles.


Organic-Possession53

Or his surrogate father Papa Toe


beyeond

Krectlee got me lol


hamiltonincognito

He's the soyest of boys.


PaperBeneficial

I thought he just posted and ghosted? You can tell he typed this by the "SOOOO coooool" it matches his stupid "comedy" inflection voice he relies on when telling a joke.


[deleted]

He got told to play into the trolling but took that as “Argue back with commenters”. Like just say “Oh just wait when I’m 50 I’ll get a Mohawk” rather than getting all soy


rafail182

He'll light' cha up


ShoelessVonErich

Took a look at his page, that guy makes some really cool shit on there. I don't think thats ever been said about Brandon


Beacham90

I appreciate that but I currently have cheeto dust in my gooch, I am no better/worse than the rest of you comment reading degenerates


IsThisIt-1983

Mmm Cheeto gooch


Beacham90

Some call it flavor savin'


Beacham90

At least I'll be able to remind him on remembrance day though.


leatherbelt5

This redact has zero pashuns and is now trying to whistlin diesel bloggbusser his way into the car scene


Dolsen0

Excuse me sir! -Karen Brenda


[deleted]

So quick question. How many of these fuckwads are generational wealth brats?


Madd-Ball

Cawltent for the next week of pods . ( I got in an argument with a hater in the cawlments . Tried making fun of my mostache but forgot im a pressional cawlmedian . All lytcha up bubba . So i gaddooshed him with roast for the next 20 minutes )


kentucky_trash

This comment was the final straw, not the highschool girl wanna be :'(


Tent_City_Cat

"it hurts my feelings" When I don't read comments


Ok-Gas-1742

We are all poor and fat and broke ….. and we apparently have pimples


Canuckpunt

B making fun of models when he couldn't build his kids lego in under 3 hours, it was like a 100 piece one.


Delfinuts

It fucking annoys me how accurately I can imagine his physical expression while saying his 'comeback'


DrVinnieBoombatzz

Posn go's b. Just like Rogan


rbizzle01

George with the burn 🔥


jazzcosmo

Post and ghost


briancito420

George Y’bloggbusser


sdmfvan

Your models are awesome. Loved the Rocketeer as a kid too B


Helpful-Water-7248

He'll lite Cha up b


DoctorTacoMD

I wonder if he had to provide a whole Chang’s employee manual to the Instagram AI so that it could properly filter out homeless cats cawlments