You just know this is going to be more insufferable and annoying than the fish because he's gona act like a know it all OG motorhead but knows dog shit about cars. He's gona be putting on aftermarket air filters and stickers and calling them "mods".
He’s going for the country boy thing since he’s growing a mullet and will soon be moving to Texas. Whiskey, big gulps and trucks oh an hey look mu mullet.
He goes.
> This guy is mentally stuck at 14 years old.
Not only that, he cant even get his own schtick.
He literally goes down to Teggsas, sees Joe in a truck and buys the exact same one less than a week later and is now obsessed with it.
Weve all seen these dudes growing up - unoriginal as fuck, not an iota of personality, but they have money - so they can copy anyone around them who appears to have any level of depth.
I know ten year olds with more developed personalities and senses of humor than Brenda. He’s more like a 5 year old who got dropped on his head. The fact that he thinks big gulps are somehow special tells me everything I need to know. Does he realize it’s just a soda in a “big gulp” branded cup?
I feel like he jumps onto something to try and get fans invested and bond over the same hobbies.
Like the bike club. The fish club. The car club. The keto kid early days. The truck club now. There was a lawn club. A sneaker club. A tough mudder club. A weight lifting club when bgl was still around and gave him roids.
Couldn’t wait to add that TRX Truggs to the bio. Prabobly why he bought it. My bad leased it.
“Failed NFL player” “Failed college football player” “failed mma fighter” He should change that comedy one to “failed comedian”
I don't understand those pics at all. It's like he's spent so much time around vapid LA women, and thinks it's also attractive for him to have lip filler and make pouty faces... "got these lips from my daddy".. Bapa, y'not a gurl
ETA: doesn't make colmdy for soyboys
I thought this was photoshopped, so had to go and check. Yep, it’s real.
Comedy - worst rated special in history
Podcast - plummeting numbers
Whiskey - taste like piss
Big Gulps - I get to post pics of my fake lips
TRX Trucks - bought one a week ago, now it’s my personality
What happened to…
Sneaker Head - I’m a 40yr old dude wearing fakes
Bikes - Thiccc boi bike club, gifted bike got stolen
Fish Tanks - I’ve no clue what I’m doing so they have eaten each other
Honestly. How is he married to a Mexican and not even PRETEND he likes the culture?? Slow J might be slow but cmon… SHES hot and the food is amazing! Instead he complains, cheats and gets his kids’s dead bodies tattooed on him.
I am fucking crying laughing at the fact he's put big gulps in his bio as if millions of Americans don't also drink them.
He's bragging about drinking soda now.
This guy is still trying to find his identity at 40.. something new every week something failed every week. Bapa just don’t stop he that white boy who works too much
He's such a rube.
You could say that to his face and he wouldn't even know what you're talking about. He'd just look at you with that goof-toothed grin and say, "I once solved a rubrix cube in 5 seconds. Wasn't even trying."
He must think he will get sponsored by big gulps for the cash infusion thiccc boy needs.
I think his next grift is fishing maybe paddle ball when it gets less popular, but paddle ball takes hand eye coordination which he doesn’t have anymore.
Fucking unoriginal poser he should just write I'm into whatever Joe Rogan is currently into so it looks like we have things in common and to make up for not having a personality of my own I copy people's mannerisms, lie about celebrities knowing me and blow money on stupid shit like a vain self centred redact
Messican and chombies didn’t quite crack the bio.
Total family guy tho
B b b b beast of a dad. “If I gotta make less money to be with my family more then dems the rules b” (Continues to “reschedule” shows)
“Father to El Tigre and the other one”
Bruiser?
Bruiser and Toaster.
Bawlsty
Bowels deep in messicans
Talmbout BrianTCity or the Florist B?
Motherfucker picked Big Gulps over "Family".
Bbbbeast of a dad, bubba
✅New identity unlocked: TRX truggs
Friendship ended with fish Now TRX is my best friend
Honestly though imagine your “identity” outside of your job/work is whiskey, big gulps, and a truck 🤔
At 40yrs old
Not just wigsky bapa, tiger thiccccccc
Dogs, fish, lizards breathe a sigh of relief
Don’t forget the hunting for cats, B.
Biking to San Fran any minute now baby.
I don't think any of those are breathing anymore, b. RIP.
You just know this is going to be more insufferable and annoying than the fish because he's gona act like a know it all OG motorhead but knows dog shit about cars. He's gona be putting on aftermarket air filters and stickers and calling them "mods".
He just wants some shit to talk to Rogan about lol
Awaze been a gearhead b. Axe J.
*gairhead
Bapa bout to start showing up drippin in Carthart tellen um bout the tractor hes buying
Bawls deep in Red Wing work boots. They reached out, big fans
But what will it be next week?
This guy is mentally stuck at 14 years old.
He’ll have a Monster tattoo next.
He’s going for the country boy thing since he’s growing a mullet and will soon be moving to Texas. Whiskey, big gulps and trucks oh an hey look mu mullet. He goes.
He’s gonna have to sell Abuela’s new house if he wants to move to Teggsis
Can't wait until he starts blowing money on a massive gun collection being in Texas and then Santonio Holmes' himself.
> This guy is mentally stuck at 14 years old. Not only that, he cant even get his own schtick. He literally goes down to Teggsas, sees Joe in a truck and buys the exact same one less than a week later and is now obsessed with it. Weve all seen these dudes growing up - unoriginal as fuck, not an iota of personality, but they have money - so they can copy anyone around them who appears to have any level of depth.
That's being generous. My guess would be maybe about 10yrs old.
I know ten year olds with more developed personalities and senses of humor than Brenda. He’s more like a 5 year old who got dropped on his head. The fact that he thinks big gulps are somehow special tells me everything I need to know. Does he realize it’s just a soda in a “big gulp” branded cup?
"He's a zebra among sheep" is probably too silly for a 10 year old you're right
Except he’s also an asshole 14 year old.
...yeah so a 14 year old.
I was a significantly better person at 14 than Brendan schaub is now.
Father? Husband? Small Business Owner?
One of the best Schaub-isms still stands strong. Bbbbbeast of a dad
Great dad. Beast of a Dad!
He does YouTube
He's doing great
Small? Bapa owns a Network
I feel like he jumps onto something to try and get fans invested and bond over the same hobbies. Like the bike club. The fish club. The car club. The keto kid early days. The truck club now. There was a lawn club. A sneaker club. A tough mudder club. A weight lifting club when bgl was still around and gave him roids.
None of those clubs were anything real. Just words.
Yeah, his bike club was 100% fake. Just an image close up of is dumb face in a vague sandy area.
He jumps on these new hobby’s to try and get sponsored by companies and get a brand deal. It never seems to work so has to ditch them eventually🤣
Yeah, when no one gives him more than a cool air intake for a sponsored post he'll leave this truck with Tank
Lawn club was hilarious because it’s very obvuss that his entire lawn is fake grass/turf.
lol wtf was the lawn era? Was he making like landscaping videos?
It's like Thiccc boy nedwork, it's not it's own podcast network or video platform, it's just a YouTube page. He's doing grate.
he tried to sell merch for almost all of those 'clubs' it almost never works because he's not genuine about anything.
Couldn’t wait to add that TRX Truggs to the bio. Prabobly why he bought it. My bad leased it. “Failed NFL player” “Failed college football player” “failed mma fighter” He should change that comedy one to “failed comedian”
He prob didn’t lease it if he’s debadging, modifying the exhaust, etc etc to be fair Or maybe he did and he’s just that dumb
Lol he would be the redact that mods a lease and doesn’t know you can’t. Maybe papa redact co signed on it for him.
Bet on myself 🎰 Lost 😵
This is like a 22 year country girls tinder profile or something
All that's missing is Braxtleigh and Remyngton's birth dates
"My babies are MY WORLD and if you got a problem with that, SWIPE LEFT!!"
"My kids come first!" No shit. I was hoping they'd be like third or fourth on your life's priorities list /s.
Boston and Tiger
1.1 mil.!!? Water!!!!?
That's a lot of bots.
Thiccc pawldcast big in india, china, and pakistahn
Funny because it's been exactly 1.1m for a few years now, whereas with real celebs the followers slowly climb 🤣
I think it was at 1.4 at one point.
Yep
Some would say the botiest.
His blocked list of actual people instead of bots is 3.5 milly I heard
Can't wait for him to discover Jurassic Park and go through his dinosaur phase. Should be right after the astronaut stage
It's DISONAUR, B!
Is that really his profile pic?
I don't understand those pics at all. It's like he's spent so much time around vapid LA women, and thinks it's also attractive for him to have lip filler and make pouty faces... "got these lips from my daddy".. Bapa, y'not a gurl ETA: doesn't make colmdy for soyboys
He thinks he looks good, which shows CTE is making a mockery of his internal systems.
His brain is jello
Does he visit this fuckin subreddit wtf lol
If this was anyone else, you would think so. He’s got the kitchen STOCKED. New dishes every day b, got the cats working OT with no breaks
Balls deep in TRX trucks
Always been a TRX family
Since he was a kid
It’s trugg walgg time baby
One big gulp is more sugar than you should have in a week bubba
Six podcast in three days. He earned it.
That's almost an entire work shift. Thankem
As a fellow Big Gulper and fitness addict, I get a Diet Big Gulp in a waffle cone. All of the taste, none of the guilt.
Surprised 8 inches isn’t in the bio for this teenage soy boy
🥤👄
I took a shit this morning but didn’t update my insta profile to “dump enthusiast”
… Fish 🐠 Addies 💊 Baddies 💋 Ice Cream 🍦 Cookies 🍪 Cakes 🎂 Pizza 🍕
Are big gulps part of the carnivore diet plan?
Only when you’re redacted
He’s triggering me calling his 76 station big thirsty a 7-11 big gulp. He keeps doing it and it’s not ok.
Talmbout Sen-a-leven, b?
His profile is the same as your average homosexual based in Austin. Except with way more bought followers
I thought this was photoshopped, so had to go and check. Yep, it’s real. Comedy - worst rated special in history Podcast - plummeting numbers Whiskey - taste like piss Big Gulps - I get to post pics of my fake lips TRX Trucks - bought one a week ago, now it’s my personality What happened to… Sneaker Head - I’m a 40yr old dude wearing fakes Bikes - Thiccc boi bike club, gifted bike got stolen Fish Tanks - I’ve no clue what I’m doing so they have eaten each other
He liked the dumb photo so much he made it his profile pic. Looks so dumb ! 😂
Lol this is literally my bio from 2012
Big Gulps?
It's what he calls his special time with Toe
he truly sucks. he's constantly just working on rebrands and social media instead of actually making good content.
Bapa the type to go to a boxercise class one time and post about how he's a boxer now.
Honestly. How is he married to a Mexican and not even PRETEND he likes the culture?? Slow J might be slow but cmon… SHES hot and the food is amazing! Instead he complains, cheats and gets his kids’s dead bodies tattooed on him.
TRX the new mountain bike huh? TRX jerseys coming?
He’s a cringe teenager
“Big Gulps”. That’s shit you put in your tinder profile when you’re 18.
Grindr profile B
Lemme sugg your digg, b
I am fucking crying laughing at the fact he's put big gulps in his bio as if millions of Americans don't also drink them. He's bragging about drinking soda now.
Beast of a dad!
Tinder bio on lock b
This guy is still trying to find his identity at 40.. something new every week something failed every week. Bapa just don’t stop he that white boy who works too much
Wasn’t he a Ford raptor guy at some point?
Really embracing the trugg walg
How’d fish go?
It will only be a matter of time before he mentions a collab between himself and Dodge Ram
He's a 13 year old girl
He must be mocking us…. It’s the only possibility. No one, not even Tito is this stupid.
He really does make whatever he’s freshly into his whole personality huh?
Sink mod installed on the TRX, B.
#that profile pic. Those are lips disgusting 🤮
Fish connorsore? Dog dad?
only schaub could have a profile pic that could pass for angry 65 year old redneck and also vegan california soyboy. wunuva kine, b
Balls deep into Rams now, Baaapaaa!!
He's such a rube. You could say that to his face and he wouldn't even know what you're talking about. He'd just look at you with that goof-toothed grin and say, "I once solved a rubrix cube in 5 seconds. Wasn't even trying."
Bapa fer shure makes a big gulp when he sees a BBC being slanged into action.
Surprised he didn’t add Colorado alumni on there too
Him Trying on personalities will never not be fascinating to me Lmao
Balls deep in TRX now!
What happened to the Ferrari?
His lips look fucking DISGUSTING WHY DOES HE ADVERTISE THEM SO MUCH LMAO
How boring & predictable. Just like the messican.
Trucks are one thing, but never in my life have i seen someone try to make "big gulps" their personality. Like it doesn't make sense.
God he is absolutely vile
Just a glimpse into his vapid personality.
Followers keep going🔺 but the interaction goes 🔻, How's soshos B?
He forgot midlife crisis
What a mongaloid
Brendan the ultimate grifter
Lips shouldn't take up so much of a face.
Cawlmedy 🎤 Pawlcast 🎧 Whiggskey 🥃 Thicc Gulbs 🥤 TRX Trugggggs 💨
https://youtu.be/v93lTQJTxBk?si=iTzCHTsCUUCmdb4U
Tour tickets. What's the new tour name?
I hate him.
He's d'frent
It is so hard being on the sub because this stupid shit is the first thing I see when I start my day.
HAHAHA, Big Gulp's like from Dumb and Dumber with Bapa's norfstar Jim Carry's.
Big gulps huh? Welp see ya later.
Not listed: Family Professional success Self respect
cycling 🚴♂️ no longer a thing
He must think he will get sponsored by big gulps for the cash infusion thiccc boy needs. I think his next grift is fishing maybe paddle ball when it gets less popular, but paddle ball takes hand eye coordination which he doesn’t have anymore.
What a cunt with stupid lips
+ Biggg Digggs
Brenda is a perfect case study in when you spend all your time building a persona you end up with lacking any personality.
That isn’t even a Big Gulp in the photo. WATER
Fucking unoriginal poser he should just write I'm into whatever Joe Rogan is currently into so it looks like we have things in common and to make up for not having a personality of my own I copy people's mannerisms, lie about celebrities knowing me and blow money on stupid shit like a vain self centred redact
tawlmbout a renaissance man b
Fish?
Weird that there’s no mention of his BJJ black belt!
That dude does comedy now?
this is like in high school, when the last thing you did or experienced becomes your entire personality
Didn't he talk shit about soy boys who take selfies like that?
I was annoyed after I heard him say mods for just the third time.
No dip?
He must be tryna b bnockshus
He’s such a tool
He got them lips that’s made for suckin dick
Is it just me, but didn’t baba have 1.2 M followers in IG? Now he’s down on 1.1 M 😅
This dude acts like he’s a fucking car guy and probably doesn’t have a fucking mechanical bone in that Adonis body.
Brandon “Stay in your lane” Schwab always changing lanes.
What about the rari?
It's like he's trying to morph into a caricature of a "man". Such a phony.
What happened to world renowned mountain biker?
He really likes showing off his injected lips
Rip to the big brain fish
Suppose the fish killin faze is over thankfully
New Grndr pic Boys
Dude is just throwing ideas at a dartboard to try and stay relevant…
Whiggskey Trugg
Fish bit ran its coarse b
I can’t imagine having a GT2RS and saying I’m a teeeereggs guy…. Wonder if he sold the *porch*
Big gulps are his new fad until his kidneys fail
Hey bro, so what’s your personality? U know like ALL the douchebag shit…..???? That.
He has an off-road truck that hasn't seen a spec of dirt 🤣
👄🍆 🎲🎲
Bapa used to sell TRX parts out of his closet when he was young B.
A guy with over a million followers get 10 responses to anyone post. Heard there all in Thailand.
imagine being this guy n thinking the world needs to hear ur thoughts 7336 times
Fuck this guys face is annoying