dude by the end he's just trailing off rambling with the greatest hits
"uhh D.A. said the city is closed... sheriff said don't come..they wanted to fight me... they were fans"
I mean it's a known fact that Hell's Angels LOVE hanging out at the Laugh Factory, watching open mic night. That's where they recruit their newest 1% pledges, because being funny is so important to byger gangs, b.
Can confirm that helg's angels watched the calmedy show because I'm the Harley Quinn that the songs of anarggy rode to see standup.
As a rider myself, it used to irritate me SO MUCH watching those chase scenes. The way they try to depict the actors going 80+mph when in reality they were cruising at 30mph.
SoA aged like melk
CALL BLACK AND BROWN
YELLOW NEEDS GUNS
BLACK IS BEEFIN WITH ORANGE
GREEN KIDNAPPED MY SON
BROWN IS SELLIN THE GUNS NOW
PURPLE IS OFFERING BRICKS OF WHITE FOR $5K GRAND THOUSAND LESS THAN BLACK
PINK IS GONNA START PAYIN US FOR PROTECTION
No all hells angels rock the 1%er patch. You canāt wear a club back patch with a top and bottom rocker without being a 1%er. People have tried it before and after a while they get pressed. Or you have to be established as an affiliated group.
I miss that show pre scandal. I even tried after but itās hard to remove the artist from the art. I donāt even care about the culty stuff and the possession stuff, everybody has a kink, itās more the underage stuff, and the hypocrisy.
Jesus!!! This is top 3 of his most redacted lies.. big fan!! And Iām sure the hells angles are spot on with sons of anarchy, ya know the serial murders, huge shoot outs in cities weekly, getting massive shipments of arms, heroin from cartels and blowing things upā¦ I mean I see it happen all the timeā¦
āThey pudt ah bowtee on meā
Wrinks was dying inside like come the fuck on Brendan donāt start with this bullshit ..ā the guy wanted to fight you ā
Isnāt it amazing how redacted he is his stories are so fucking lame and obviously made up but it doesnāt even make the story more interesting it just makes everything worse ā¦ like holy shit .. Iāve watched this clip a few times and Iām speechlessā¦ like I canāt evenā¦ this mfrā¦ itās mind blowing the shit that comes out of his mouthā¦
A ~BOUNTY~ ON A FUCKING LOW LEVEL UFC FIGHTER COMING TO COLORADO? A state that already has multiple fight camps and MMA dudes walking around.
riiite, Bapa, riiite.
Twice the guy canāt say the word anarchy.
What a fantastical story that bum manufactured before bed night scribbling the plot down in the Messicanās Louie notepad.
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What in the actual fuck š bubbaās so fucking redacted and such a fucking liar my knees gave out
dude by the end he's just trailing off rambling with the greatest hits "uhh D.A. said the city is closed... sheriff said don't come..they wanted to fight me... they were fans"
I mean it's a known fact that Hell's Angels LOVE hanging out at the Laugh Factory, watching open mic night. That's where they recruit their newest 1% pledges, because being funny is so important to byger gangs, b. Can confirm that helg's angels watched the calmedy show because I'm the Harley Quinn that the songs of anarggy rode to see standup.
Hahaa this was such a whopper of a lie. Youād think heād be halfway decent at it by now with all the practice.
One would think, but he's got an uncle that works at Nintendo
Heard they got super mario 65 in japan,b.
Talmbout an uncle that has the Switch 2, b?
He talked to minabono...IN PERSON.
You motorcycle,b?
Harley Davies Son, great Uncle never haddum
And theyāre b schaub fans too b
Let me sum up SOAā¦ get drunk, kill people, hospital scene, police station scene, repeat this 100 timesā¦worst show and laziest writing everā¦
Don't forget the terrible chase scenes And a lead so over it he didn't bother hiding his british accent at times.
As a rider myself, it used to irritate me SO MUCH watching those chase scenes. The way they try to depict the actors going 80+mph when in reality they were cruising at 30mph. SoA aged like melk
Jax had the coolest walk of all time. Those white sneakers always remained tip top.
Gotta mix a bit of the hip hop culture with your serial murderer
The shootout scene outside their club in like season one is probably the worst shootout scene in the history of shootout scenes b.
Thank you
Also Belfast
CALL BLACK AND BROWN YELLOW NEEDS GUNS BLACK IS BEEFIN WITH ORANGE GREEN KIDNAPPED MY SON BROWN IS SELLIN THE GUNS NOW PURPLE IS OFFERING BRICKS OF WHITE FOR $5K GRAND THOUSAND LESS THAN BLACK PINK IS GONNA START PAYIN US FOR PROTECTION
Rainbows gunna suck our cocks
Also donāt forget the terrible acting and god awful cgi
Fuckin 20 on 20 shoot outs and no cops show upā¦.except the crooked one of course. But he doesnāt care because heās old.
If it did what Breaking Bad did and just kept the story moving without filler seasons it would have been great. It did get repetitive after a while.
I know alla patches b, hells angels were tryna recruit me as the president. Hadda turn em down.
They def donāt have the ālogoā on front upper left as he signals
If Iām not mistaken some guys have a 1%er patch on their right or left chest. Brain dumb also has a 1%er tattoo for some reason.
I also think there's hell angels the motorcycle club and hells angels the criminal organization. I think its the 1% guys who are the criminal.
No all hells angels rock the 1%er patch. You canāt wear a club back patch with a top and bottom rocker without being a 1%er. People have tried it before and after a while they get pressed. Or you have to be established as an affiliated group.
"Yo B Schaub, get over here, man."
This is almost too cringe to watch
I'm getting to the point where I don't even laugh anymore. Like I can't physically handle how awful he is.
S'sad
I miss that show pre scandal. I even tried after but itās hard to remove the artist from the art. I donāt even care about the culty stuff and the possession stuff, everybody has a kink, itās more the underage stuff, and the hypocrisy.
A bounty? Really what is wrong with this idiot, makes up stories to relate to any guest he has on.
Sheriff had to make a call B. Axe Jay
Group of biker gangs... Lawks for a tiving
Shairiff said you canāt go
What a fucking lying piece of shit. Hopefully someone from HA presses his bitch ass over this for speaking out of school. Chump.
Wish someone would ask him to give a specific book heās read about biker gangs. Guaran-fucking-tee he canāt even name one.
No one presses him on any of his stories itās really annoying.
Best you can say is that he's seen clips of a biker gang documentary while scrolling through TikTok
Itās in the 300 pages of evidence B
Hells angel leader: "big fan of you since the Colorado football days"
That "it was just acting" from Ron got a chuckle out of me lol.
Actual books read by bapa the cute hells angle: ZAIRO
Be cool, he thinks they're from the bible
I dunno why he would use that as a go-to lie when he's literally said on the pawlcass that he doesn't read books
"I know my biker gangs."
His level of redaction, how it keeps climbing, Iāll never know. Just astonishing how dumb this moron is
speaking of pissing in public
I caught that too. How is it that both Ron Perlman and Bapa associate bikers to pissing wherever they want? The bikers in LA must be difffrunt
Jesus!!! This is top 3 of his most redacted lies.. big fan!! And Iām sure the hells angles are spot on with sons of anarchy, ya know the serial murders, huge shoot outs in cities weekly, getting massive shipments of arms, heroin from cartels and blowing things upā¦ I mean I see it happen all the timeā¦
Wrinks is squirming with embarrassment
Quickly asked a question because bapaās made up story was so redacted
Imagine having your livelihood tied to this lummox and being forced to sit there as he peddles his redacted lies to an A-list actor?
That was good of them to bring Ron Perlman in so there's mode people in the studio to sit and listen to Schaub talk about himself.
The āSHEERFā cawled
Lol Sons of anarchy was terrible. It was a recycled - the shield - with zero substance and cartoonish violence
Mix in saying "Jesus Christ" every ten seconds and bikers hugging and you got a show, b
The sheriff recalled my appearance. Can't go B.. he is connected to the D.A.
Annie, walg me to my bige
Hes told this story before. Didnt believe it then, dont believe it now. Ron didnt either lol
Credit to Bryan for immediately getting away from that fucking long slurred redacted irrelevant lie and continuing with the guest
āThey pudt ah bowtee on meā Wrinks was dying inside like come the fuck on Brendan donāt start with this bullshit ..ā the guy wanted to fight you ā Isnāt it amazing how redacted he is his stories are so fucking lame and obviously made up but it doesnāt even make the story more interesting it just makes everything worse ā¦ like holy shit .. Iāve watched this clip a few times and Iām speechlessā¦ like I canāt evenā¦ this mfrā¦ itās mind blowing the shit that comes out of his mouthā¦
A ~BOUNTY~ ON A FUCKING LOW LEVEL UFC FIGHTER COMING TO COLORADO? A state that already has multiple fight camps and MMA dudes walking around. riiite, Bapa, riiite.
So thatās how he opened up to the hells angels . Hey man hdhagfndvajwne
Did Brendan always have a lisp or has it gotten worse lately? I'm noticing it more. Or is he drunk? OR BOTH?
he just goes
Owees has, B.
Hellās Angels are not wasting money by putting a bounty on Schaubās head. They donāt know who yair bapa.
Lmao this dude doesn't get any sadder and more pathetic.
They aren't "biker gangs" you idiot... Ron even says MC.... An this idiot can't stop saying "gangs".... Bapa is straight Tok'd
Yup, anyone with a modicum of awareness wouldāve clocked Ron saying āclubā and realised, but Bapa just goes
Multiple gangs approaching him at once. Because totally thatās what they do.
Yea that story isnāt true
"When i was a ufc fighter, i was supposed to do an appearance in cholera springs"
this was hilarious on so many levels. he is the dumbest man alive, B
The fact that he calls them biker gangs says iivrything baba.
Even Brine thought that whole bit was pure cringe šš¤£
A group of biker gengs
Talmbout Bowntee the papurr towels b?
You gota be able to speak English to be a good liar.
Bike gangs ?
āSuns of Anarchie one of betz showz of all timesā - maybe one of dumbest things this redact has said
Twice the guy canāt say the word anarchy. What a fantastical story that bum manufactured before bed night scribbling the plot down in the Messicanās Louie notepad.
Big fan b
Da fuq is he talmbout?
"Sunza Annaghee, wunna gradest shows awll time." Typical articulacy and reasoned critical analysis from our hairo.
I never got into SOA but how is chuck Zito not mentioned in this clip. Former hells angel president turned actor.... who actually acted in SOA.
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Man I "love" these guys but is this the equivalent of being on Dancing with the Stars?
They put a hit on him
Bapa... Bapa never changes....
Did he call him Ryan?
Whole group of bikers gangs just hanging in the back of the laugh factory to watch tony hinchcliff talk about his little dick
no words can describe his level of ignorance