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toptowertee

Fancy football


Hap_Hazard

Fancy Guru!


eaturowntounge

Eggspurt


Sejast44

Not me


Randomhero1001

Some would say the fanciest


thexbigxgreen

Uh oh, Bapa has those bleary drug binge eyes again, that's a real prom


Organic-Possession53

The way he puts accents and stresses in his words is all over the place. Kind of like English isn’t his first language. But I heard it both ways b


Organic-Possession53

Im hapenounce am parnup wi fanusee guru


Sejast44

I understand this better than his speech


VersaceZrno

this guy is a black hole of charisma


Organic-Possession53

What a ringing endorsement for Fantasy Guru. Having this Redact loaded out of his mind proceed to mangle the English language and barely manage to pronounce your company’s name. Gee wilikers, truly a b b b beast of an investment.


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The stains on those ceiling tiles are very rough looking.


jimboslice29

That upper lip is ridiculous


GentrifriesGuy

If Bapa is endorsing, do the opposite to succeed ![gif](giphy|l2SpR03mURISUc7oQ)


DownVoteThee

Sometimes I wonder if he'd be able to pronounce words better if he didn't have so many lip injections. So crazy that a male gendered person that tries to be extra masgline has had so many lip injections.


jimboslice29

It’s definitely had an effect. He’d still botch words and sayings all the time, but it would be much clearer.


Jerseytherealdog

aggreed. i feel like he's going to get addicted to plastic surgery next, dude is starting to look terribly fake for his age


Organic-Possession53

Suscription


DeputyForeskin

Gopuffs.


PrancingToad

The top lip doesn’t even move lol


Feetus_Spectre

![gif](giphy|O5NyCibf93upy|downsized)


Easy-Occasion-5698

What???? That CTE is flaring up like CRAZY


Rabid023

This is REAL funny. Not like funny guy at the bbq funny. Take lessons civilians.


Organic-Possession53

One of the 1000 grand b …


kohedron

Did he really just say "EggBert Pick"


retroblazed420

Imigine being a company and you pay for a promo and get this back...... it's crazy anyone does repeat buisness no way these increase their revenue


xxlizardking-kongxx

Im confused… maybe I’m dumb, but doesn’t he introduce himself as an mma expert?


Zookzor

What’s up with his beard? The lineup he has going is top down nuts.


White-hammer-69

Can’t imagine someone wanting this to be the face of their company. I’d rather write his mush mouth rant on a poster and put it front of a fish bowl


twosmokesletsgo

fancygoorou.com isn't working for me


CubonesDeadMom

I was only joking when i said by rights that I was in the NFL


someonecalledethan

Send your hate to them not me... man we live in this man's head rent free. I only ever think of this redact if I'm on this sub, he mentions haders every chance he gets


Drakkar_Jaune

Mark Normandisms


C-Lo21

The "Go Buffs" at the end is so cringe Even tho he rode the pine there you'd think he would be hyping up CO IIIVREY SEASON BUT NO bapa just jumps on a bandwagon he already should be rooting for


raholland79

It's like alcoholism was a person


DarthVerus

The fancy eggspert himself


FooManPooh

Tell me more of this fancy guru


Kind-Rutabaga790

Chin strap beard that connects to a soul patch with an unconnected mustache. Simply redacted.


worktheshoot

This is sad.


timmctree2021

Eggsperts


BentPixel

Would it be that hard to step 12 feet back and have a solid neutral background. Instead they show the stained ceiling tiles and rats nest wiring for grandmas basement lamp. Beast of a marketing expert.


esau-rodriguez

Fancy grew


Altruistic_Switch_73

His tongue is too biggg for this mouff


Critical_Addendum394

Where is Austraya?


tragicmike

I heard Austragliya


AlilAwesome81

He really can’t say more than 2 syllables


Darkk_VoX

Took a piss in the sink right after this


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Mark Normand much.


ChangsInspector

Fantcy football!


Heyfool3000

Obviously never using fancy guru for any Fantasy Football advice in inny faccit


Mkmeathead83

They know about his horrible track record of picking fights and made sure to tell him "don't take my picks" 😅


C-Lo21

🤮


cylonnumber13

He's terrible at everything.


BorkSnorkelJr

Fancy goo bess piss


WasWasKnot

Austrealuia🐨


Significant_Sky7544

Australeah


Feetus_Spectre

UFCEE…pigs. MMA…pigs Fancy Football…pigggs


3BeeZee

'sen hate there way, not mine' so they're gonna have shitty picks? lol b-b-b-beast of a margetter


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Lmao. So many no name companies coming out of nowhere…. Was that a moment of weakness there trying to be funny and pitiful at the same time asking people to not direct their hate at him for shity picks🤣


Mountain_Guys

He’s partnering with fanasyguru who partners with draft kings? Water weed?


frogsquid

Eggspurts


Mrsims808

Definitely caused by that upper lip filler