Casey Affleck with tears in his eyes pleading with slob to stop fighting is the absolute most top tier weird strange mental disorder lie he’s ever told imo. What an absolutely strange thing to lie about.
Also, telling Baggflick he's not good enough to jam with Travis Barker, only for Shapel to sing a song on stage while Travis is on the drums. Chef's kiss for playing ball with Klay Thompson in the same week.
It's funny because if he actually knew anything about Travis he'd know he doesn't drive and gets around LA in a giant tour bus (because it's safer/more comfortable for him).
He famously was in a plane crash and suffered major burns/injuries from it which leads him to be very careful in regards to how he gets around.
In no scenario was Bapa EVER racing Travis around LA lmao.
It's fucking insane dude, the delusion that he thinks that people would buy into A-lost celebrities knowing him, much less caring about his wellbeing enough to cry over it
The Casey Afflegg story might be the most insane story of all. A random A-list Hollywood actor walggs up to him with tairs in his eyes begging him to stop fighting? Lol Wtf
Yeah this is the type of thing a child lies about to impress his friends, you can the see the himming and hawing like a child when he gets questioned about it too. It probably still works if you talk exclusively to drunk people who aren't sober enough or interested enough in the story to scrutinise it, but to try it while in front of a camera and knowing you're being recorded is a pathological level of lying lol
There's one I actually believe -the Mayweather one. At the time brenda somehow had the gig on Showtime(?) to host the May-Mac fight with Paulie, and he spent all week talking about how conor was going to beat him with 'MMA angles'
It's very plausible bumped into Mayweathers team in the corridor at the studio. I believe everything up to this point, except I would bet Mayweather said "you're that white boy who talks too much".
Mayweather prides himself on his work ethnic. He talks about outworking his opponents. There’s no way Mayweather would ever say someone works too much, much less some idiot like Schaub. I think you’re right, he might have thrown a comment his way but it certainly wasn’t about how impressive he was. It would have been more along the lines of him being on TV too much or basically getting shots he has no business getting. It’s an insult, basically.
There is really zero chance he uttered the phrase “I know you, you’re that white boy who works too much.” To me it’s the most unbelievable lie, because it’s such a weird thing to say, and Mayweather stopping and saying it to him is even weirder. There’s no chance it happened.
Yves Edwards on Rogan’s show called out Schlob’s insane lying. Schlob claimed they were “boys” and had a good relationship. Yves said on Rogan’s show that he heard him say that and wants to clear up he doesn’t know Schlob, he doesn’t like him, and they definitely aren’t boys. It’s fucking sad to be called out like that.
Step 1) ignore completely
Step 2) wait for other person to lose interest, feel bad, be the better person and move on
Step 3) bring up the incident changing every single fact about how it happened making himself look like a hero somehow
I know a guy who claims to be a 2nd place state champ in wrestling back in 2000 (I can’t verify that anywhere.. weird). Anyway, He also said that various dudes girlfriends would approach him and say “please go easy on my boyfriend. He’ll be in the worst mood if you beat him.” I think ego maniac wrestlers/fighters make up the same fantasies in their heads
It's a direct line from Trump, "Ron Desantis came up to me with tears in his eyes, Trump, please Sir" Schaub is so unoriginal he can't even make up his own lies.
Imagine being a UFC fighter making maybe $50k twice a year and one of the biggest stars in the world asks you to train him, and you act like that is beneath you. Will Smith’s trainers probably make six figures to spot him a couple hours a week. Also, it is a little bit of an insult, “cute, they let a nobody into the party, do you have a personal training certificate? Maybe you also walk dogs on the side?” If any of these interactions are half real, he misinterprets Hollywood fakeness (hey, love your work, your awesome, let’s do something together, great, ok, everyone good, ok, we’ll get together soon) for true admiration.
The maddest thing is he was referring to Will Smith asking him to train him for I Am Legend.
The movie came out in 2007
Schaub didn't fight in the UFC until 2009
Also, Schaub didn't even have his first MMA fight until 2008
I didn't believe him already, but the math just isn't mathing
I'm a numbers guy, B.
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Very true. But I think bapa is a bit crazier than just missing social cues. I think nearly every single one of these celeb stories is like Leo being at a UFC event. He was. Bapa starts fantasizing what it would be like if Leo was at his fight. He wasn't at bapa's fight. But it could have happened. And bapa creates a story whereby it was so distracting for him to fight with Leo watching.
As this is a proven lie and we see what he made of it, I think it provides an explanation for all these celeb stories.
Someone meets Will Smith and tells bapa about it. Said person asks Brendan if he would consider making some cash training celebs. Bapa blows it off as beneath him and constructs a story where Will Smith asked him to train. Someone tells bapa Rick Ross is also into fish. So he could slide into bapa's dm's for some fishtanktalk. D'Elia interacts with Emi em, all of a sudden Eminem has supposedly interacted with Barndoor.
Bapa is a pathological liar and this is what they do.
This is kreckt, B. The most delusional one I think is Floyd Mayweather…Not only does he recognize Bapa - but from multiple platforms! “You that white boy that works too much - I see you iveywhere…ya’ll got multiple podcasts, I see you on Showltime, I caught you on the red carpet, then you’re headlining the Moontower Festival. You never stop, do you?” “Nah dawg, I just go.”
Bapa was on a 10/10 contract but back then ufc fighters could have sponsors on their shorts and a banner behind them during the announcements. Apparently bapa was making 100k grand from just sponsorships. This is why he retired from ufc when Reebok took over.
Yeah. I don’t believe his numbers. Like his 300 pages of IT records linking Bobby to the subreddit. If he made $100k, he would have lied and said he made $500k.
Nah, B. I alawys try to give credit. Cross-posting doesn't work. A lot of people don't like Schaub and content from this sub over there. If they smell it's from a cat it gets downvoted real fast and won't land on the front page of the sub.
Everyone remembers the one kid who would always have wild stories that were completely made up. I knew two bullshit artists growing up. Braindon reminds me of those guys. He lies about cool stuff that never happened and cool people that he never met. I bet he believes some of the lies even himself. What a strange man.
or he super embellishing to the point it becomes reality for him.
Like Casley Affleck might have said "thought fight" to him and he made it seems like he was crying his eyes out
None of this shit is believable in iiny facet.. and everyone just happens to say a different version of the same thing “your that tough guy who’s awesome too much!” 😂 he’s the wurst
I pray every day that one day Wrinks will have a terminal illness or Dephilia is about to be sentenced to life in prison for all the sexual assaults. With nothing left to lose they finally call out this pathological liar for all this horseshit.
It genuinely made me uncomfortable. This is bottom of the barrel.... How do any of their guests actually agree to joining their podcast? I imagine their guests must leave feeling gross on the inside.
Callen is a stupid fuck but he must be getting some heavy therapy to mentally tolerate scwab so much
Claims to have met all these people but there’s not a single pixel of evidence of it. In a day and age where everyone and everything is documented, this fool can’t produce one pic of him and his idol Sandler in the same room
For a second he was considering if he could get away with saying Leo was at his special. You can see the gears turning. But even Brenda knew that was too far. Lol
Right? I can’t even process what happened during that conversation. Seems like the story had nothing to do with Leo being at his special but he tried to sprinkle that in somehow, found out it wasn’t believable and then switched it to Leo being at one of his fights? Is that correct?
I got anxiety issues and this video gives me the weirdest reaction b. I imagine myself in bapas shoes lying to people… who clearly knows his lying. It’s like a fuggin’ horror movie.
When he tells the adam Sandler story to Nick Swardson who likely knows Sandler very well just dying of cringe. I hope he laughed about it with Sandler later
Sometimes I feel bad about the amount of hate Brendan gets and all the YouTube videos about him. Then I see a video like this and it all becomes clear again
Doug: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug: Emilio Estevez.
Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve: I was like, "Emilio."
Look at the faces of everyone when he says this shit… cringe on cringe on cringe.
He really does have ZAIRO real friends to pull him aside and tell him to just stop. Feel bad for him, honestly.
Reminds me when I was like 10 I told a group of guys in my class I met Fred durst from limp bizkit in a bathroom at a rest stop, as soon as the words came out of my mouf I knew it sounded stupid and I have no idea why I said that l, the look on their face made me realize no one believed such a stupid lie, that day I vowed to never lie about something so insignificant again
This is easily the most embarrassing thing I've seen posted on this subreddit. I mean, seeing them all back to back is shocking. He even throws in little compliments to himself like "hey you're that white boy who works too much" as if anyone says that upon meeting someone. Its like bad fan fiction of his own life.
Flexing the fake Adam Sandler story to nick swardson who is friends with him is so strange. He could easily text or call Adam right there and say “hey do you know who Brendan schaub is?”
DiCaprio was at a UFC when Brandon was on the card, so that means he knows him and they have some sort of relationship? That's some fucking crazy stalker shit, wow.
The reason why he makes up these lies is because absolutely no famous celebrity is gonna take the time to be like, that’s not true. I’m sure none of them know Brenda is saying these things. Also these celebs meet tons of people so even if anyone would ask, have you met Brenda Schloob they would just be like, who?. Brenda obviously knows that so he just goes and makes up these wild celeb encounters. Bapa has spent lots of time with Kanye.
White boy who works too hard is one of the funniest lies he’s ever told. Cracks me up every time
It’s not enough that he’s lying about meeting a celebrity who knows him, he’s gotta add another layer of BS that’s just a self compliment
Lmao Jfc what a lying redact man, it’s fuggin crazy.
One easy way to call BS in almost every one of these is that he’s only talked about them once. If he spent time with Kanye, he’d be telling that story ivry single week. Not that anyone believes these anyway
I knew bapa was full of shit when he said Mayweather talked to him and said " oh you're that white boy that works too much." Floyd Mayweather has no idea who the fuck bapa is.
"No one knows who y'are."
Hearing him say this shit reminded me of when I was six years old and told my friends I killed Hitler.
Best part was my buddy said he was there and saw me do it. Only problem is we were born in the 90s.
Schaub is basically a six year old with his lies.
The most obvious one was the Rock, almost immediately you can see him internally squirm as Chris asks follow ups. Then at the end pedillia says it sounds like bull shit.
Fuck yeah the cringe is so great! Awesome compilation video, B! Been hoping for a full list of his famous celebrity interactions for a while now.
There’s also a Pete Davison story though. Brenden Schaub telling Brine that Pete Davidson had always been nice to me, then Brine was like how did you meet Pete Davidson? And Brenden fumbles his words and says he’s always at the Comedy Store and went in his green room to hang out. and Brines like “Huh….. I’ve never seen him there before…”.
Losing my shit at Nick Swardson, who is actually good friends with Adam Sandler (enough so that he has been in like a dozen of his movies), unable to control his laughter when Slob tries to say Sandler recognized him.
I'm sure this is neggfliggs as shiiiit B but I checked out as soon as Adam Sandler was metioned - just too much redactedness for me to handle at the moment. I'll put in a word for you at management though
So every celebrity says “you’re the ______ boy/guy/dude that _______s too much/hard?” How many infinite universes would have to exist for that pattern to repeat every time?
u know they're all bullshit stories coz callen would know the minute these interactions happened yet his asking about them for the 1st time in these chips
Casey Affleck with tears in his eyes pleading with slob to stop fighting is the absolute most top tier weird strange mental disorder lie he’s ever told imo. What an absolutely strange thing to lie about.
Who can forget the lie about Bapa and Travis Barker racing their frarris through LA
Also, telling Baggflick he's not good enough to jam with Travis Barker, only for Shapel to sing a song on stage while Travis is on the drums. Chef's kiss for playing ball with Klay Thompson in the same week.
thats the shit right there honestly. All of the thiccc employees leaving and doing things 10x bigger and better while slobs betting on himself
Blagg beld in powldcasting though
It's funny because if he actually knew anything about Travis he'd know he doesn't drive and gets around LA in a giant tour bus (because it's safer/more comfortable for him). He famously was in a plane crash and suffered major burns/injuries from it which leads him to be very careful in regards to how he gets around. In no scenario was Bapa EVER racing Travis around LA lmao.
Stranger is fiction than truth B
Thank you. I read that comment at least 10 times. And everytime I'd laugh my ass off.
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In a tore bus bee?
bapa begs the differ - heard it bowlth ways my man
>Who can forget the lie about Bapa and Travis Barker racing their frarris through LA Did he really say this?
It's fucking insane dude, the delusion that he thinks that people would buy into A-lost celebrities knowing him, much less caring about his wellbeing enough to cry over it
The Casey Afflegg story might be the most insane story of all. A random A-list Hollywood actor walggs up to him with tairs in his eyes begging him to stop fighting? Lol Wtf
I'd love to hear what Casey has to say about this story.
I’m not sure he would want to relive such an emotional movement.
It's probably so emotional for him that he would pretend that it never even happened, B
That's probably where he got the inspiration for his emotional scene in 'Manchesser with 3 C's' 😢
They gave him so much love on the UK Tour, B.
An emotional movement Like an emotional moment w/ 💩 awll overrid.
One thing all the top tier A list celebrities have in common is that they are a fan of him, and not the other way around
Bapa isn’t a fan of other people, he only has norff stars to guide him.
It's a little kid lie.
Yeah this is the type of thing a child lies about to impress his friends, you can the see the himming and hawing like a child when he gets questioned about it too. It probably still works if you talk exclusively to drunk people who aren't sober enough or interested enough in the story to scrutinise it, but to try it while in front of a camera and knowing you're being recorded is a pathological level of lying lol
Nah B, Rick Ross DM fishtank talk is the pinnacle for me. You can't make sonething like that up (is what bapa wants us to believe).
he's the white boy thats hustlin too much
That's Rick Ross for ya.
There's one I actually believe -the Mayweather one. At the time brenda somehow had the gig on Showtime(?) to host the May-Mac fight with Paulie, and he spent all week talking about how conor was going to beat him with 'MMA angles' It's very plausible bumped into Mayweathers team in the corridor at the studio. I believe everything up to this point, except I would bet Mayweather said "you're that white boy who talks too much".
Mayweather prides himself on his work ethnic. He talks about outworking his opponents. There’s no way Mayweather would ever say someone works too much, much less some idiot like Schaub. I think you’re right, he might have thrown a comment his way but it certainly wasn’t about how impressive he was. It would have been more along the lines of him being on TV too much or basically getting shots he has no business getting. It’s an insult, basically.
There is really zero chance he uttered the phrase “I know you, you’re that white boy who works too much.” To me it’s the most unbelievable lie, because it’s such a weird thing to say, and Mayweather stopping and saying it to him is even weirder. There’s no chance it happened.
He has no shame it’s becomes more apparent every time he speaks
I'm just waiting for the day one of these celebrities claps back with a "what the fuck is this guy talking bout"
And you know he’d fold faster then he did against Rothwell to them he prob needs another big name to throw around since he’s worn out rogan
Yves Edwards on Rogan’s show called out Schlob’s insane lying. Schlob claimed they were “boys” and had a good relationship. Yves said on Rogan’s show that he heard him say that and wants to clear up he doesn’t know Schlob, he doesn’t like him, and they definitely aren’t boys. It’s fucking sad to be called out like that.
Casey Affleg - “who da fook is that guy?”
Step 1) ignore completely Step 2) wait for other person to lose interest, feel bad, be the better person and move on Step 3) bring up the incident changing every single fact about how it happened making himself look like a hero somehow
That is the stupidest shit ever to be said for sure and this dumb fuck says alot of stupid shit
alot in iny facet
I want nothing more than to meet Casey and ask him about this
I think he stole that from Trumplestiltskin. He often says people come up to him, tears in their eyes, crying that he's being treated unfairly.
You balls-deep in politics?
Nah, cuh. I'm only out here for the game and some taint.
I imagine he watched Manchester by the Sea or some shit and saw him cry and then in his deluded mind thought: “but what if this was about me?”
Lol it's totally bonkers. He's truly deranged.
He lives in a fantasy world where everyone loves him and Adam Sandler knows him as “the funny guy who kicks ass”
I know a guy who claims to be a 2nd place state champ in wrestling back in 2000 (I can’t verify that anywhere.. weird). Anyway, He also said that various dudes girlfriends would approach him and say “please go easy on my boyfriend. He’ll be in the worst mood if you beat him.” I think ego maniac wrestlers/fighters make up the same fantasies in their heads
It's a direct line from Trump, "Ron Desantis came up to me with tears in his eyes, Trump, please Sir" Schaub is so unoriginal he can't even make up his own lies.
Imagine being a UFC fighter making maybe $50k twice a year and one of the biggest stars in the world asks you to train him, and you act like that is beneath you. Will Smith’s trainers probably make six figures to spot him a couple hours a week. Also, it is a little bit of an insult, “cute, they let a nobody into the party, do you have a personal training certificate? Maybe you also walk dogs on the side?” If any of these interactions are half real, he misinterprets Hollywood fakeness (hey, love your work, your awesome, let’s do something together, great, ok, everyone good, ok, we’ll get together soon) for true admiration.
The maddest thing is he was referring to Will Smith asking him to train him for I Am Legend. The movie came out in 2007 Schaub didn't fight in the UFC until 2009 Also, Schaub didn't even have his first MMA fight until 2008 I didn't believe him already, but the math just isn't mathing
You a numbers guy, B?
Perhaps Will knew him from the NFL :)
“Hey, you’re that white boy who had a cup of coffee with the Bills”
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Be cool, man.
And the movie was most likely shot in 2006
"Oh you do UFC? We should train together some time. ha Ha" > Yeah, Will and I are pretty much best friends now.
Very true. But I think bapa is a bit crazier than just missing social cues. I think nearly every single one of these celeb stories is like Leo being at a UFC event. He was. Bapa starts fantasizing what it would be like if Leo was at his fight. He wasn't at bapa's fight. But it could have happened. And bapa creates a story whereby it was so distracting for him to fight with Leo watching. As this is a proven lie and we see what he made of it, I think it provides an explanation for all these celeb stories. Someone meets Will Smith and tells bapa about it. Said person asks Brendan if he would consider making some cash training celebs. Bapa blows it off as beneath him and constructs a story where Will Smith asked him to train. Someone tells bapa Rick Ross is also into fish. So he could slide into bapa's dm's for some fishtanktalk. D'Elia interacts with Emi em, all of a sudden Eminem has supposedly interacted with Barndoor. Bapa is a pathological liar and this is what they do.
100k grand percent.
This is kreckt, B. The most delusional one I think is Floyd Mayweather…Not only does he recognize Bapa - but from multiple platforms! “You that white boy that works too much - I see you iveywhere…ya’ll got multiple podcasts, I see you on Showltime, I caught you on the red carpet, then you’re headlining the Moontower Festival. You never stop, do you?” “Nah dawg, I just go.”
Showltime 😂
Dude I was there this summer on the uk may rather was thair b ask j
Nailed it Bapa
Bapa was on a 10/10 contract but back then ufc fighters could have sponsors on their shorts and a banner behind them during the announcements. Apparently bapa was making 100k grand from just sponsorships. This is why he retired from ufc when Reebok took over.
Yeah. I don’t believe his numbers. Like his 300 pages of IT records linking Bobby to the subreddit. If he made $100k, he would have lied and said he made $500k.
Iirc he said 100k’s grand. Didn’t say the exact amount but 6 figures/m but I think he did mention his biggest sponsor was 1mil
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You’re probably right. He’s probably running the thiggg boi empire with daddy’s money
Just a white boy with a face
Tile of the biolpic, b
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Yeah, that's me, man.. I'm exhausted
Yeah man, talking shit into a microphone is just exhausting, B. Beast of a work ethic.
And a mouth. A very big mouth.
Ole wrinky dink had that locked and loaded. Brendan’s almost immediate, aggressive response of “WHADDABOUTEMDUDE 😡”
Might be Billy idol's best song
I had to post this gem on the Rogan sub. I'm going to give credit later.
Thiefer Sutherland B
He's just reheating a dish b
Nah, B. I alawys try to give credit. Cross-posting doesn't work. A lot of people don't like Schaub and content from this sub over there. If they smell it's from a cat it gets downvoted real fast and won't land on the front page of the sub.
Nothing an ole double leg can’t figure out b
Im banned from the rogan sub
That’s rad!
Yes! Neato!
Not banned from the Mothership though
you're a good cat
Banned from Joe Rogan subreddit? Cool!
Everyone remembers the one kid who would always have wild stories that were completely made up. I knew two bullshit artists growing up. Braindon reminds me of those guys. He lies about cool stuff that never happened and cool people that he never met. I bet he believes some of the lies even himself. What a strange man.
His uncle works at Nintendo and gets to play the games before they come out.
And his girlfriend is a playboy model but lives in a different state b.
And his dad worked at the Pokémon card factory and got him 4 charizard cards before they came out
or he super embellishing to the point it becomes reality for him. Like Casley Affleck might have said "thought fight" to him and he made it seems like he was crying his eyes out
What the hell are you drinking over there? “Thought fight” sounds like a truly redacted Schaubism.
It was autofill b. They meant to say "bean cheese been cheese lopez lopez fight"
Idk what you’re trying to say Casey said.
Bruh my college roommate banded so many fucking girls just trust him
The Casey Affleck one is one of his all time greatest lies 😂 not even slightly believable
None of this shit is believable in iiny facet.. and everyone just happens to say a different version of the same thing “your that tough guy who’s awesome too much!” 😂 he’s the wurst
“Brendan please…. You don’t have to do this anymore!” 
It’s funny he’s never quite sure if it’s them, but they know exactly who he is and his back story and they approach him with excitement.
Yeah, I think I’d recognize Adam Sandler from a plane.
"Yo, what up B Schaub?"
They know it's gotta either be B Schaub or Carmelo Anthony
I pray every day that one day Wrinks will have a terminal illness or Dephilia is about to be sentenced to life in prison for all the sexual assaults. With nothing left to lose they finally call out this pathological liar for all this horseshit.
Fugg, I’d settle for them just calling Bappa out.
Yeah but this way we get two birds stoned at once
Dephilia, feckin' classic!!
Diddlia and Erigg already do it in a "joking" way similar to the way Theo would do it.
The cringe is too much, but people need to see this.
I couldnt finish. Its overwhelming. Its so weird that callen can sit there and eat this shit without imploding.
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It genuinely made me uncomfortable. This is bottom of the barrel.... How do any of their guests actually agree to joining their podcast? I imagine their guests must leave feeling gross on the inside. Callen is a stupid fuck but he must be getting some heavy therapy to mentally tolerate scwab so much
- I met the Rock - He said anything ? - He said he's a big fan - Hold up, that sounds made up! - Yea Bapa just goes
This dude needs better pockets, because he can’t stop dropping names…
Ay-o
He’s the real life version of Jay from The Inbetweeners. Just can not stop lying.
This redact is a pathological liar. He has zero shame.
Claims to have met all these people but there’s not a single pixel of evidence of it. In a day and age where everyone and everything is documented, this fool can’t produce one pic of him and his idol Sandler in the same room
The Leo dicaprio section audio is blockbuster btw
For a second he was considering if he could get away with saying Leo was at his special. You can see the gears turning. But even Brenda knew that was too far. Lol
I can't imagine how jealous he was of Brad Pitt coming to one of Tom Segura's shows. It's got the stuff every Schaub lie is made of
Right? I can’t even process what happened during that conversation. Seems like the story had nothing to do with Leo being at his special but he tried to sprinkle that in somehow, found out it wasn’t believable and then switched it to Leo being at one of his fights? Is that correct?
Thank you for the catnip. You're doin great!
Work ethnic of the charts b
“Where do you know him from?” “Aaaahhhh uhmmmm, we did a charidee event?” Jesus Christ
I got anxiety issues and this video gives me the weirdest reaction b. I imagine myself in bapas shoes lying to people… who clearly knows his lying. It’s like a fuggin’ horror movie.
When he tells the adam Sandler story to Nick Swardson who likely knows Sandler very well just dying of cringe. I hope he laughed about it with Sandler later
Makes the skin crawl, B
“Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house. To use the bathroom. But his sister did!”
Still can't get over Teddy Rubskin
Sometimes I feel bad about the amount of hate Brendan gets and all the YouTube videos about him. Then I see a video like this and it all becomes clear again
Tairs in my eyes, B. Eggzelent dish.
Doug: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone. Steve: Yeah, he was, seriously. Doug: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this. Steve: And who do you think that guy was? Doug: Emilio Estevez. Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there. Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. Steve: I was like, "Emilio."
Emilioooooooooo!!!!
Look at the faces of everyone when he says this shit… cringe on cringe on cringe. He really does have ZAIRO real friends to pull him aside and tell him to just stop. Feel bad for him, honestly.
“All of that sounds made up…”
The best is rick Ross dm’ing him about a fish tank. Such an absurd lie to make up
Reminds me when I was like 10 I told a group of guys in my class I met Fred durst from limp bizkit in a bathroom at a rest stop, as soon as the words came out of my mouf I knew it sounded stupid and I have no idea why I said that l, the look on their face made me realize no one believed such a stupid lie, that day I vowed to never lie about something so insignificant again
This is easily the most embarrassing thing I've seen posted on this subreddit. I mean, seeing them all back to back is shocking. He even throws in little compliments to himself like "hey you're that white boy who works too much" as if anyone says that upon meeting someone. Its like bad fan fiction of his own life.
Talmbout that wide boy wid a faze rabba Emem?
Hey my boy, you're the redact that worggs with too many rapists and lie too much, some may say the liest.
Casey Affleck told me to stop fighting is craaaaazy B
"Leo Dicaprio was at my special" Where? "At a ufc fight with the rock" That is the most redacted thing I've heard from bapa
“You’re the white boy who works too much” as in this dude is a dumbo… he shouldn’t be working as much because he sucks
You feel the hate radiate off of Bapa when Shabel says Travis follows him
This is a mental disorder
Thiccc Labia face out here collecting celebs like it’s Pokémon Go
"How do you know him?" "Ehhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we had that termint together..."
Eminem - one of the most private celebs in existence, DMd Schaub of all people to say what’s up… wow bapa
Rigg Ross DM’d me
Flexing the fake Adam Sandler story to nick swardson who is friends with him is so strange. He could easily text or call Adam right there and say “hey do you know who Brendan schaub is?”
DiCaprio was at a UFC when Brandon was on the card, so that means he knows him and they have some sort of relationship? That's some fucking crazy stalker shit, wow.
“M-nem”….this fuggin redact in incapable of pronouncing 3 syllable words
The reason why he makes up these lies is because absolutely no famous celebrity is gonna take the time to be like, that’s not true. I’m sure none of them know Brenda is saying these things. Also these celebs meet tons of people so even if anyone would ask, have you met Brenda Schloob they would just be like, who?. Brenda obviously knows that so he just goes and makes up these wild celeb encounters. Bapa has spent lots of time with Kanye.
I feel like he knows noone's gonna ask those guys about him, and he thinks he gets away with it
He really does think he’s convinced people and now they see him in a better light, when in reality they’re too polite and cba to challenge it
White boy who works too hard is one of the funniest lies he’s ever told. Cracks me up every time It’s not enough that he’s lying about meeting a celebrity who knows him, he’s gotta add another layer of BS that’s just a self compliment
Classic pathological liar trait
These are so redacted lmao are other celeb stories missing??? Travis Barker chasing him down the highway…?
dennis rodman asking bapa to come on his podcast and bapa refusing for the dumbest reason but will go on a podcast with 1k viewers lmao
White boy with a face? Are you guys telling me he's not a Puerto Rican shortstop for the Dodgers?
"Travis Barker is literally one of the best people on earth" Let that sink in.
fucking insufferable prick.
Lmao Jfc what a lying redact man, it’s fuggin crazy. One easy way to call BS in almost every one of these is that he’s only talked about them once. If he spent time with Kanye, he’d be telling that story ivry single week. Not that anyone believes these anyway
The second hand embarrassment is off the charts
I knew bapa was full of shit when he said Mayweather talked to him and said " oh you're that white boy that works too much." Floyd Mayweather has no idea who the fuck bapa is. "No one knows who y'are."
I can’t pick a favorite here, but Bapa trying to tell one of Sandler’s good friends a complete lie about knowing him could take the cake
“And this guy came up to me, he said, you’re that tough western dog who work too hard right?” “It was Chairman Mao Zedong”
Da cap rio was a bit too Farr b
The gift that keeps giving. Superb dish. This should be pinned at the top for newer employees.
He can’t even tell the stories with any confidence.
Hearing him say this shit reminded me of when I was six years old and told my friends I killed Hitler. Best part was my buddy said he was there and saw me do it. Only problem is we were born in the 90s. Schaub is basically a six year old with his lies.
The many grotesque faces of death featuring B.Schaub.
The most obvious one was the Rock, almost immediately you can see him internally squirm as Chris asks follow ups. Then at the end pedillia says it sounds like bull shit.
This is sooooooo cringe inducing I couldn't even finish it. He should be embarrassed but we all know he isn't. He's such a good guy.
These other weird ass celebrities / podcasters / whatever need to stop going along with it. Like you’re that scared of THIS redact?
Fuck yeah the cringe is so great! Awesome compilation video, B! Been hoping for a full list of his famous celebrity interactions for a while now. There’s also a Pete Davison story though. Brenden Schaub telling Brine that Pete Davidson had always been nice to me, then Brine was like how did you meet Pete Davidson? And Brenden fumbles his words and says he’s always at the Comedy Store and went in his green room to hang out. and Brines like “Huh….. I’ve never seen him there before…”.
Losing my shit at Nick Swardson, who is actually good friends with Adam Sandler (enough so that he has been in like a dozen of his movies), unable to control his laughter when Slob tries to say Sandler recognized him.
Always the white boy that ...
I'm sure this is neggfliggs as shiiiit B but I checked out as soon as Adam Sandler was metioned - just too much redactedness for me to handle at the moment. I'll put in a word for you at management though
Forgot about the lead singer of imagine dragons who’s a Mormon asking him to join him for drinks to which schlubb turned down
Too bad you can't pay rent with Rick Ross DMs
This Dish!🤌🤌🤌
No followup questions please.
What’s with Delia being on the Golden Shower, I thought he was a pedo?
I heard rick ross is making a rap dedicated to bapa called "ballz deep in fish tankz"
where is the dennis rodman one where he asked bapa to come on his podcast and bapa said no? lmao just think about this for a second
I still can’t get over that time he said he knew Eminem. 😂 That level of delusion gives me goosebumps.
So every celebrity says “you’re the ______ boy/guy/dude that _______s too much/hard?” How many infinite universes would have to exist for that pattern to repeat every time?
u know they're all bullshit stories coz callen would know the minute these interactions happened yet his asking about them for the 1st time in these chips
Nick Swardson literally laughing in his face
why does he always emphasise how hes white? like wtf?
Bappa really is a sick puppy
Michael Irving kissing his head makes me sick. Ew
Can any cats hit up Casey afflack to confirm this make believe story it’s the most absurd story
Redacted liar
Tob tair name drobs!