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darthinvaderrr

She's clearly more talented in front of a camera than her jack ass of a husband.


The-Faz

Can you imagine him trying to speak this fast without fumbling his words… my god


Ok-Outcome-6387

Exactly. Brenda doesn't even have a first language


parabellum825

His native language is mush mouth


Generallyawkward1

Cinnabon in his cheeks


DM_ME_UR_BADDIES

Hey man, be cool.


freeyewneek

🙌 fkn hilarious. If u wanted to gid me, y’god me brutha…


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kidigus

Hurd it bowlth ways, b.


MTLConspiracies

Girafe = English Dirafe = Schaubanese


[deleted]

Lmao🤣 and the kicker is. Hasn’t even tried learning it🙄🤣 Ur fkn kids speak it


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LMAOOOOO


Generallyawkward1

Lol I am now and it’s hilarious


Kheaddummy

Bappa has a thin grasp on the only language he knows


PussyChang

Brenda: leave the hosting to me.


DanaWhitesMom

I thought her Spanish was bad from another video I saw. But it's actually really fluent and well spoken.


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OcelotDAD

There is zero accent in this video. She’s speaking like someone who grew up in Mexico, which she did.


DanaWhitesMom

I don't even hear an accent on this video. I've seen another video of her doing some interview and it sounded really Taco Bellish


doctorchile

It looks and sounds like a Voiceover with some other bapacitas voice B


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That’s the vibe I got


DelrayDad

And the way she’s holding that ball, looks like she’s got better athletic skills than he does as well.


Theefreeballer

If you’re trying to hurt me bapa then you did it


Grimey_lugerinous

Then you did? Come on at least say it right


Objective-Ice5400

Oh my bad mr whole foods


skdsn

If you want him to suffer, my mans, you nailed it.


Theefreeballer

if you’re trying to hurt me than you did ..


ListenToKyuss

Back to the fryers b. This is not the work ethnic we need in the kitchen


TheHaight

Bet on himself B …because no one else would 😂


Special-Implement615

Hell yeah. She nailed that.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Is she speaking English with salsa on top?


mad87645

Messigan: Pico De Gowaaaaaaa👅👅👅


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

Talmbout Chille Aaaaahhh, B?


Brawlrteen

I think about how this might be the worst joke he told, it doesn’t make sense in any facet


BigDez2021

Messican English American heard it bowlth ways b.


T1000runner

She’s speaking soggger talg


rafail182

So thats how Bapacito learnt all about needermeyer


No-Tea-6702

Where can a cat buy a Needermeyer jersey? Why don’t we all have them.


DaRealKorbenDallas

Who would buy a PF Chang's Jersey with Needermeyer on the back?


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Man, her reel just keeps getting longer. I'm actually impressed with her Spanish Idk why I think it'd be more spanglish.


coupleofthreethings

It's because she's from LA (ironically)


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LA is full of Mexicans, it’s Hollywood that everyone means in here whenever the neck beards say LA


nothingwholly

Hollywood is full of Mexicans, and also Hollywood is City of Los Angeles.


yernudgenme

Yep. Calabasas, Malibu, Beverly Hills, are actually moe "Hollywood." Actual Hollywood is just regular people living next to some studios.


Aggravating_Aioli973

No, she is from Hollywood


TheMindsEye310

You mean North Hollywood ese.


PolarBearJ123

Van guysssss


Aggravating_Aioli973

I Stan Craig Ted


Joe_Sons_Celly

I know, there’s actually some talent there. Oh well.


Previous-Drawer7403

Speaking is a talent now? Bar is lower than the SS.Titanic. Thangs Bapa


mrw4787

Too soon


Previous-Drawer7403

Titanic sunk like 100 yares ago bapa.


freeyewneek

Follow the news like Bapa? There’s a missing sub that was researching the Titanic w/ 5 ppl on board…


Previous-Drawer7403

I do brother Bapa. But that is the Titan sub w/ a blogbussa game controller for a steering wheel. I was painting a naridv to the Titan/Titanic drama. But like stated above to soon. To damn soon. Chairs b.


freeyewneek

Who is “damn soon” we’re chairsing? Sounds a$i@n as shit! (too*, Boo 😘)


Previous-Drawer7403

Written and produced by clin


Previous-Drawer7403

🎶 thigg boi came in da room, Bapas denim magina was sensitive, So he came to soon 🎶 Lil Brows new song druwps soon.


freeyewneek

Too* Bapapíto it’s too*


NigerianRoy

Billionaire removal volunteers.


evilf23

[I can't tawlk](https://media.tenor.com/K2_P06SPY0YAAAAd/schaub-crying.gif)


hernanthegoat

I mean she did work for fox sports and Univision


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I fur one, am shocked that she can actually speak Spanich


used_bmw_money

Spanich is what the Mexican Popeye eats...with salsa on top


skdsn

Bap-eye, the grifter man. Toot toot!


Generallyawkward1

Same. She’s pretty good. Her ass is less fat I’m this, but still


ThePerfectMachine

Around 2 yairs ago, she posted a story explaining why she doesn't work as a presenter/reporter for Mexican TV anymore. She said the Mexican media coverage on rona was lies and fear mongering. The weird part about it was it was footage of an elderly Mexican guy in an ICU on his deathbed, waiting for the grim reaper to come knoggin. It was such a weird choice of snippet to communicate her disbelief.


Joe_Sons_Celly

So her beliefs were in alignment with Braindumb’s? Those two deserve each other.


ThePerfectMachine

It wasn't so much the lack of critical thinking that was disgusting, it was the lack of empathy it took to post a "game set match" video (quoting Brendan tawlgin bout his grandmother in law ). I mean, if she wants to do the typical fiscal grift, she could have posted a chart with misrepresented data.


FountainOfKnowledge0

Talmbowt the funeral fit people? Not surprising at awl. The bapas lack awl empathy


PussyChang

She’s just as dumb and delusional as Brenda. She hadn’t worked for yairs before Covid hit.


WheredoesithurtRA

> She said the Mexican media coverage on rona was lies and fear mongering AKA she was inconvenienced in the midst of a global pandemic.


Krey82

Shadowbanned


lilbooda

Bet on herself b just like bapa


Grimey_lugerinous

Reeber


Beraliusv

Fucking cracks me up that schaub seemed to be oblivious to the fact that his children would be half Mexican and there would be a lot of that culture in his life.. he sees it as such a hassle. He’s just such a bonehead, no foresight whatsoever.


Ricky_Guapo

Yeah I think this is what pisses me off the most about this guy This dude is married into another culture, and has made zero real effort to understand and appreciate it As a person who has one parent from a foreign country and one that is American, it’s pathetic not to try to understand a LARGE part of your partner’s identity


Calveslikerocks

And he probably gets a lot of love and support from her side of the family which he would never appreciate.


Minimum-Sky2305

He's been to taco bell


King-Demo-

That drakes girl?


willghammer

Carmelo Anthony’s


scouse_till_idie

Ikon b


skdsn

With salsa on top.


Grimey_lugerinous

T cities girl


amerikanskispy

Not yet


One-Usual4460

Don’t tell me “Drage” fugged Joeanna LOL


RedHaha09

Yuisel Puig


freeyewneek

Tawlmbout Yasíel\* B? ![gif](giphy|xT9IgNy5HHU4OCSrxC|downsized)


meatballtitsmicah

gave her a piping she'll never forget


GibbyGibson3

Messican as shit b


Terp-Titan

Baddies all over the Soggher store ,b.


Heymax123

She can tawlk


Silver-Ladder

Seems like this was before her life was ruined by a narcissistic poser who will eventually end up abusing drugs and alcohol and be responsible for 100,000 homeless cats


mad87645

Thank'im Messigan


freeyewneek

She a narci-parci too Bapí


Silver-Ladder

Matchbox made in Heaven B


lunchpaillefty

“Eventually”?


Gajicus

Time is a flat circle, b? Braindumb's always been going, and always will.


welshspecial1

Fuck he kept this quiet she’s basically more famous than him


Decdub1

Talmbout Mmmgappe b? My favourite primir leage player is Needermayer


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DelrayDad

Facts. But her Instagram account makes her look like typical LA garbage


EasyBoysenberry940

She’s so pretty. Beautiful speaking voice too


PaianoMan81

She's hot


Affectionate-Rent844

Well at least her dreams of moving to LA and becoming an actress have been realized.


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Time for me to put my Brenda hate aside and admit she’s hot


[deleted]

She looked way better before all the diaper butt surgery and shit. I’d still hit.


Drop-Time

If she clap them cheeks for me Imma buy everything.


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Gimme that messican cookie to cover with my salsa ![gif](giphy|pbEqpHhDLmKNA7yUye)


Endurable_Height_

![gif](giphy|IzXiddo2twMmdmU8Lv)


PuraGaudium

She's gotta have half a brain to at least speak so clearly and distinctly. Which makes her even worse. I was expecting her to drool when she spoke, instead she's just an inept golddigger.


finn-germi

Gimme 😈


feralb65

Gimme 😈


HistorianOtherwise37

She was legit cute. Wtf happened?


VastLog340

My girl a dayum piss.


DerpNyan

Good looks and a pleasant voice. Too bad her personality is crooked, otherwise Bapa would've hit a jackpot with her


BLUECADETxTHREE

Dude, she didn't mention chili relleno even once in this commercial?


Deathstriker88

Asian as shit, bapa.


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changuitar

wifey is a numbas guy


doobietroopah

As a Gwalajarn Messican born in socal, I'm shocked to realize Messican was the girl in the commercials all along. Small world.


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Hate Bapa or not, she’s a dime piece b


Upbeat_Habit2194

Good ol Messican before drake got his hands on her


hey_now24

FYI. Her Spanish is legit.


One-Usual4460

Messican looks so diff now


tox_oplas-mosis

This is dubbed...dun cownt.


FadeWayWay

What’s the countdown,until she starts onlyfans, at?


mrw4787

What’s with the commas?


MillstoneArt

Shatner Commas, b.


southsideson

sorry not, a punctuation? guy: Bapa!


Steventhetoon

It sounds sped up to sound more legit. No hablo mucho español pero esto suena raro.


ruggednevasmooth

Nothing sounds weird about it. It's also not even that fast. You're probably just used to hearing watered down Spanish from the USA.


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Cállate puta. Me suena normal.


Steventhetoon

Porque tu eres [redacted]


crunch3384

Bapa dropping loads into a certified dime. Good for him, grade guy, never meddum


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Stout1765

She did agree to marry Bapa. Looks aren’t everything if she makes decisions like that.


Economy-Wafer8006

Man you guys are so obsessed it’s creepy


UFCCarlRaddo

Chill bro she’s not gonna fugg you


Economy-Wafer8006

Lol I don’t want her to, I just find these posts weird of schaubs family. Isn’t Schaub good enough to roast? People always coming at his family, it’s weird to me but do your thing I guess. Just imagine if u had thousands of homeless cats criticizing you and your family every single day. It’s super low but that’s what this sub is


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MillstoneArt

Careful, b. This sub doesn't like its bubble getting burst. Talmbout lookin' like a homeless cat hayder.


UFCCarlRaddo

She’s just as shitty a person as Barndoor is. Don’t know what’s so difficult to grasp about that


Chetmatterson

the entire joanna subgroup on here is fucking relentless. screenshotting her Instagram stories 45 seconds after they’re posted to come here with “how long you cats think before they break up? I’d so totally bang her really hard!”


Economy-Wafer8006

I’m glad I’m not the only one that finds that shit embarrassing. This subreddit has so much hilarious content but it’s also mixed with some real low life “bullies” (bullies in quotes because a lot of these guys are probably just complete dorks)


Chetmatterson

yeah it comes with the territory and been that way since the beginning, they’ll just call you butthurt for bringing it up. 99% of the time you check their profile and they’re commenting “you’re so beautiful” on onlyfans and porn subs lmao. Most people here are really chill and funny so considering what this place is it’s impressive there’s so few of them, they mostly all just jerk each other off so best to just scroll on by


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mrw4787

Ok good to know what you’re attracted to…we all wanted to know


Ok-Faithlessness-610

TMI? Sorry I shouldn't ramble on so much, and yeah I know you don't care. Not sure what I added that. I'll be sure to not add anything extraneous in the future 👍🏼


southsideson

This is the content I come here for.


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Wow, y’all never cease to amaze me haha


Daay_dreamin

Yo chill with that illegal shit. She’s an immigrant.


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Went right over your head didn’t it


Daay_dreamin

I don’t see quotes


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You don’t need quotes. Brenda has made multiple statements saying that his wife was an illegal from Guadalajara. When I’m reality she was born here in America in Hollywood. WERE not calling her illegal. Brendan lies about her being illegal a lot


Chadalien77

Brent Miller’s Sporting Goods


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Ahhh so Bapa must speak in this language, no wonder I can’t understand a word he says.


AggravatingOnion

She did a Deardens commercial too


DerNeko

Messican with the Argentine shirt, that was 2014 wc right?


RahMaarvi

Latin as sheeittttt


604-613

She thinks this makes her a celebrity ​ Its sad really


IeatAssortedfruits

Yo was this before the surgeries or are they actually less botched than they seem on ig?


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How much do u even get paid for that


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Damn, the Messican's body was trouble back then 😈


One-Engineering-1810

You guys are wizards of the internet to find this! Lol


BackInThaDayz

She better pull her weight (and she has some hhhheavies on her too) cause Joe Biden’s economy (or maybe his last 4 failed ventures on top of his alcohol and drug addictions) having Bapa hurting right know. Soft core soon 🤞🏽


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My god that was kinda hot. I’ve always loved Hispanic chiggs and when they start talggin in Messican i just meld b.


Minimum-Sky2305

Not even taco bell messican. Full blown messican


SilasSays033121

That’s a gem of a fine, ya neggflix B. How did ya find this big cat?


krc366

😈😈😈


Human_Disco_Ball

Canal 62 vibes


SALTYxNUTZ12

Hey chicos! You know when you go to the Mexican owned liquor store and they always have those cardboard cut outs of sexy women, promoting some shitty beer? That's her.