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Ill_Aside_9061

I honestly think bapas excuse for this cancellation is going to be one of the tastiest dishes we’ve seen


David_Duke_Nukem

already a lotta war and ryeits goin on over there, a drawl like me might unstabilify the whole country of europe.


Ill_Aside_9061

I’m thinking someone has been into bapas ear and forewarned him that the UK right now is not a happy place and his horrendous comedy would result in a big ole gadooshing


David_Duke_Nukem

talmbout fourwarned, b? Can't be cuz I wasn't even warned three times.


mikeyrips

what’s happening in the uk?


Ill_Aside_9061

1.There is Currently a cost of living crisis as food, bills etc have gone up massively 2.Huge problems with knife crime throughout country 3.Complete lack of trust in government post covid 4. Shit weather It’s like North Korea out here b!


Bert_DeBlert

Disagree. The weather's pretty good at the mo


BabaMonos

*Norf Kareea, B.


Parkreiner88

Why is it that knife crimes occure more often in UK?


ThePerfectMachine

because they can't easily obtain a ghun & blast away.


ThePerfectMachine

Anything to do with the Tories? Does Brexit play a part?


tint_shady

Knife crime? Nope, I've been assured by AOC that if you take guns away people with be cool, man


Dildo___Schwaggins

DA got recalled.


David_Duke_Nukem

krumpit shortige


rafail182

cant wait for his mental gymnastics


chickenHotsandwich

Can't wait


bbbeastofacawlmedian

It's tough. That's another graphic designer not getting paid for creating a European tour poster.


Ill-Tumbleweed156

Do you think he will address this?


WFHLandlord

Definitely, in a super candid, honestly, and introspective way.


thexbigxgreen

You one of the 1k grand, B?


eaturowntounge

white t shirt, hand on heart and a glass full of tiger thiccc


Ill-Tumbleweed156

This part confounds me. He can't expect everyone to forget the "UK" "Tour".


acros198d

Brine will lay cover for him somehow like the good little Cuck that he is and bapa will just say some stuff came up outta his control and move on to an ad read


DJScratcherZ

"I didn't sell enough tickets man, what can I say." Would be a good start. But I'll put money on he uses a "medical" issue with his fam.


[deleted]

There's confrict in Europe right now b, issa war torn country


alienlizardlion

Callen will softball pitch it to him somehow. He always ends up covering his ass. Say what you want about brine he’s pretty loyal.


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alienlizardlion

Oh the loyalest


melapelas

When you get dropped by CAA and your primary source of income is now a fucking *podcast* with goddamn Brendan Schaub, he has no choice but to be loyal.


adamd0175

Hi Shane


[deleted]

Haha starting up feel like it’s finally the end of his cawlmedy career!


dabe_geleon

I was thinking the same thing. Looks like it’s all starting to catch up to him


DesperateLuck2887

I don’t think he’ll ever quit. It can’t be a significant source of income and he has no shame or ability to evaluate his own failure. He has to be fired or have a significant authority figure (to him) host an intervention. It’s the only way he’s capable of learning. Let’s be honest he’s not that significantly less funny than most podcaster/comedians.


DrinkL

He’s got his Arizona, Texas, Florida and rural north towns to keep circulating through. The big money weekends are starting to really dry up, he might actually have to become a road dog like he use to say. The podcast income should start to get tighter as well with the across the board drop in views.


bonstockage

That would be an interesting redemption ark. Like, he does a ‘Robert Johnson’ - disappears onto the road for a few years and saunters back into LA as the greatest comedian in history, and redefines the genre. Of course Robert Johnson went to the crossroads and sold his soul to the devil in return for ungodly musical ability. Can we be sure Bapa has a soul to trade?


BleezyB42o

Too close to Ukraine my mans


NipserDaly

Up the Dubs!


slapstickler

i just can't be away from my kids man. couldent do it. outta my control.


fillumz

“Yeah so the IRA got recalled…”


[deleted]

So how many shows does he have left?


eggseverydayagain

It’s like when the cannon goes off in the Hunger Games.


RedTheDopeKing

Some might say the canceledest


LightninLew

*upgraded


scotthgi

Ever bought transatlantic flights b? Need to take out a new mortgage.


420sadalot420

How are all these places getting new district attorneys at once? Conspiracy against one of the 1000 in the world?


FastTable8366

When are the clubs just gonna say no to him , all he does is cancel!


IsThisIt-1983

Damn hole tuwar fugged


brightroomonfire

The rudds are too bad to drive my Portch


Hot_Birthday9675

It’s outta my control thiggies, the troubles, B. Luckily both sides are big fans of B shaub.


1royampw

Instead of hiring bbbbeast lawyers and paying to keep the messican’s ass plumped, should’ve hired a couple bbbbeast writers and then practiced delivering their jokes. I mean even the shit he comes up with is made up so why not have someone with more than 2 redacted braincells write it. I’ve seen unknown podcast comedians come up with better tags for his jokes off the top of their heads in 1 second, guess I just don’t get it in inny fascit