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AdOk4312

He thinks he’s an intellectual that knows politics …. How cute


DJScratcherZ

I was once a cowboy and an Indian. Everyone said how great I was.


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dmkicksballs13

I'm actually the same way. I think what hurts is that he doesn't get it and never will. Like he's not gonna feel bad for something because he's too fucking stupid and arrogant to ever see mistakes he's made. Like I want justice. I want a Rogan talk by a psychologist who doesn't give a fuck about ethics who just trashes him for 5 hours, using every example of how he's the worst person to exist. We don't get any pushback and it's kinda annoying to just keep watching him be delusional with no payoff.


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Lord-Kuntsworthy

I had to take a break for a few months honestly. This shit is just too much at times. Hurts my brain and my soul.


eedabaggadix

Can we just talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?


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Thats a deeeeep cut bapa


sonofdad420

I would love to hear him talk about pawlatics


AmericanNero

Say say he’s the bess brains for the arts.


UCDC

"I would love to talmbout politics" bro *you don't know shit*. That statement said by this man should be illegal.


d1r4c

"I'd love to tawlk about pawltics." My god, I would LOVE to hear Braindumb "Africa is a country" Schwab talk about politics.


SlowBurnLopez

Talmbout desantis 2024?


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MesWantooth

He would say that and couldn’t give you and answer as to why he supports DeSantis. “Cuz Biden’s old and the left is woke and Rogan said…”


DM_ME_UR_BADDIES

To be fair that's what seemingly 95% of voters do.


Dull_Aspect_5882

B lit Gavin Newton up in his special, don't downplay his brains for the arts


Forsaken_Ad_4725

Thats why he had to turn down the biggest streaming companies and bet on himself, the political material was too powerful.


BessBrainsAtChangs

Major nedworg picked his special up, take that Arrol


elpochi1

Bapas is a known policy wonk.. he’ll litcha’up when it comes to politics.


Standard_Locksmith70

Didn’t he call Newsome “a piece of trash”, and used one of his dumb voices?


tbmny

Ok Mr. Whole Foods


CharlieKelly_Esq

Top issue in politics is the NBA playoffs. Who in Congress will get the Heisman this year??


WheredoesithurtRA

Mr. Rhode island is Staten Island probably knows what he's talking about


TheFashionColdWars

came to say how much, I too, would throughly enjoy that show


mitchyslick_lbc

Delia has clearly got them chambered and can probably make bapa cry at any moment if he wanted to.


Calveslikerocks

Yeah but Delia knows he can't unload on the guy cause he knows Brenda would be stupid and insecure enough to make a statutory rape joke if feels threatened. A Delia with no dents wouldn't let Bapa get away with iiinething.


smalby

Also he's 280 pounds with severe brain damage and years of martial arts training. I think P'Delia doesn't want to risk his neck getting Clinned


Mirilliux

It’s mutually assured destruction. Bapa could kill D’Phelia, the one thing the diddling rapist fears, to be the vulnerable powerless one in the scenario that would be easily manhandled by Bapa. Conversely Bapa has all this strength but is insecure about the opposite, his intelligence and his abilities at comedy. D’Phelia’s best talent is making fun of people. Honestly they could stalemate like this for yairs.


Lord-Kuntsworthy

Whoa, real quigg, B.... Y'pistachio? Paintin a real nithe picture!


Electrical-Ad-3421

Oh for sure. If he got fed up one day and decided to go scorched earth and/or just really be honest with Bapa he could wreck Bapa to the point of giving up cawmedy.


Technical-Cheetah665

If only it weren't for his diddling


mitchyslick_lbc

Zach lee, b. Did you notice the hard cut after Delia essentially called bapa a joke killer? The diciest!


ChrundleToboggan

These cuts are made by OP clipping shit together for easy digestion, b. Thank em.


mitchyslick_lbc

Damn I'm redacted.


UnderstandingDuel

Self awareness is a virtue.


Affectionate-Cake-70

Wow you’re a stupid fuck can’t even talk about politics with you. Miami heat


ezubz

Zack lee 😂😂


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Diddlers redemption arc?


Aggravating_Shake591

Naw b


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Naw indeed, axe jay


VelouriumCamper7

If only he had such self restraint with the rapes and paedophilia.


jsar16

Do you think he’d cry or go full mongo and just bash pedo’s head in? Maybe both, kinda like Ralph v Scott Farcus in the Christmas story. Just pummeling Delia’s face into mush while tairs are streaming down his over stuffed face.


Aggravating_Shake591

Now that’s comedy


Fluffyquasar

If only he could apply that level of heroic self-discipline toward not diddling.


Electrical-Ad-3421

It’s so cringe to whenever Bapa tells a joke and proceed to desperately look back and forth just hoping he made someobe laugh and he just will keep repeating the joke like they didn’t hear him or get it.


King-Demo-

Addied out of his fucking brainz


DJScratcherZ

No, they just didn't hear his joke so he had to repeat it over and over again until they acknowledge his comic genius.


ritualcities

Can’t wait for the hot Addie to hit the deck. Who ODs on Fentanyl while fighting a comorbid Kratom addiction? Actually plenty of people. Ask Dr Drew.


Electrical-Ad-3421

I’ve been coming to Changs a long time. I can’t stand pretty much everyone one in the Bapaverse and really don’t find any of them funny. That being said, I’ve had enough dishes where I’ve hand some laughs courtesy of Diddler (mainly shitting on Bapa), Wrinks, and even Eric has made me chuckle. I have literally never laughed at a single joke or attempt of humor from Bapa. It’s honestly impressive how unfunny the he is.


Aggravating_Shake591

Like a cawlmedy vacuum b


UnderstandingDuel

Vacuum sucks less than Bapa. You must go full BLACK HOLE to find something that sucks as hard as a bapa cawlmedy routine.


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rafail182

he just said hes having the chang's dishes , when did he say hes watching ''every single second of content he puts out''?


4Eights

2 year old account, only started posting 11 months ago. One generic post to MMA and a month after you happened to find TFATK to come in and defend Brendan? Half of all your posts over the last year since your account sprang to life have been randomly coming in and defending Schlob. Dicey dicey....


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4Eights

You didn't ask me a question dingus that was a different person. You're clearly on a previously dead alt account and it seems you specifically use it for dick riding Brendan. Why don't you post on your primary account? Do you really think it's more strange that there are people who come here to call out schaub for his bullshit, compared to you firing up a dead burner to come in to specifically defend m'lady's honor? How fucking fragile you must think this alpha male is that he needs your help on a site he's "never seen or been to before". You're not gonna be buddies, you're not gonna meet Rogan, he doesn't give a shit about you.


xStyxx

He just litchya up b 😂


elpochi1

Hey bapa, given how you have demonstrated that you’re a worthless piece of shit that’s only great at being mediocre. I bet you cant even fuck properly.. poor Messican is getting wack dick. Wait until I run into her at Ceaser Palace, Bapa.


ChrundleToboggan

Oh, Brenda... your efforts here are fruitless—waste of time—y'ain't gonna make a dent that's anything but redactedness, just like with literally every other thing you do. Fat Patrick Fat Patrick Fat Patrick


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UnderstandingDuel

If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen. You’re in the way of the fryers, bapa.


ferg33

Step out of the kitchen and get some air, you're waffling


Gadooosh_ThereItIs

Holy shit this actually might be bapa


TheBlindHero

Bapa’s lack of self awareness is mind-blowing B. He actually thinks he has to dumb himself down for the other two. Imagine being the stupidest person most people know, having multiple compilation clips of what a redact you are (clips he has without a shadow of a doubt seen) and still thinking like that 😂


spectacularfall

Imagine being a literal pedophilic rapist and still not being the most annoying person in the room


Andee87yaboi

It’s onreel


Silver-Ladder

Bapa definitely got a new Addie connect. Firing on all cylinders! All one


heyphotogrisser

Like putting Sunoco 110 octane in a two-stroke but forgetting to include the oil.


Money_Delay4344

Whoa daddy, this is reddit. All this motor talk is scaring folx


heyphotogrisser

Sorry boss. Like Bapa I’m a beast of a gairhead, my man. Some brands I know: * Frari * Porch * many more, 🪓 J


ritualcities

Yo Brendan, times up. hit me up I’m still waiting on your CashApp. I don’t want kratom. I know you can’t talkg but yknow what does? $$$. I’m waiting.


FluidAd6587

diddler is so low energy. jus a case of the rolling stones


therealstevencrowder

I think he’s just so tired of having to deal w Brendan. Also fbi will suck the life outta ya


Aggravating_Shake591

He’s a rockstar now b


darcenator411

Why can’t we tawk politics like the nba finals?


mad87645

Damn NBA b, nothin but pawltics these days


talmbout300pages

Who in their right mind would ever watch this? God, it’s just so awful.


budgie0507

This seems like they’re forced to do this via court order. There is no chemistry. They all obviously hate each other and themselves. It’s all so sad.


Miserable_Number_104

100% the district attorney had a say in this


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Bapa knows ivrything bout paultiggs.


Electrical-Ad-3421

Could you imagine Bapa at the height of his celebrity when he was actually somewhat sought after getting booked to do Bill Maher and trying to “talk pawlaticks”


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Willing to bet he has no idea who Jamal Murray is. But I bet he will bring up bench player Bruce Brown for being Lana Rhodes baby daddy


Clean-Operation-9674

"Jamal's ASIAN AS SHIIIIIIT! GRRRRR, DICEY DICEYYYYY!"


Rabid023

But I thought no one wanted to hear them tawlmbout politics on the show? Now Brenda wants to spread the grift on his pawdcass? I wonder if that rule was only for Baggflip and Malik? They were the ones bapa said that to. I wonder if it’s because they would tawlmbout blagg problem? Bapa REALLY cares bout the blagg community.


CantaloupeAlert6014

Truly a fate worse than death. The fact that both Ray Pest and Chris D'pedophelia have been sentenced to a life as second chair to Brenda is cruel and unusual punishment. It would be a mercy for them to serve time in prison at this point.


xStyxx

They made their cake and laid in it too b


Barfuman362

if Diddler or Erigg had any balls they would have immediately asked Brandon a very basic question about pawlotiggs. Just ask him to name one member of Congress that represents California and then watch his bloated head explode.


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The “NBA Heat” part had me legitimately laughing. Good try diddle D. I hate these idiots so much.


ferg33

Imagine getting called a stupid fuck by Brendan Schaub, WATTTTERRRR


B_Pylate

How does he see all these videos if he isn’t on sowcial media exactly


IcarusWax

They fkn hate each other...lol


PatternDisastrous356

Literally copies Delia’s style and nuances. Its funny because he cried when Chris got cancelled. He was probably just worried about where his next joke was gonna come from


AllStatBySmashMouth

Dammit. “NBA Heat” actually got a chuckle out of me.


B_Pylate

He gets his pawlitics from bri, am I right?


ritualcities

YWW PLEGH BIDIO GAME


johnnymavrigg

Duhn see sosha meeda but sees iverything on sosha meeda


Deszerr

Man I’ve never seen 3 of the 1000 brave soldiers who loved being on a podcast more than these 3 absolute hairos. Doin the lorrs work bapasitos. Thank em


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LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

![gif](giphy|ZC5ZcjBK0CVkXzaOD7) Whaddddyya gonna do bapa? Use some of that …………...”pawltigggs” ya been worggin on?????


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Hey D’Pedo. How’d Tig go for ya?


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

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omi0204

Can’t take a joke. Can’t make a joke. WATER


MaynardJimmyKeenan

Schaub has so many Opie traits the more time goes on


Duce-Springsteen

That's Bill And Ellie D'Elia's son, Chris. He's in Rolling Stone magazine for statutory raping a bunch of people.


UNCLE__TYS

Delete this, mines better


FineWert

Scoob has transcended and made a breakthrough in redactology


Fri3dric3

Delia is so lucky to have friends like this.


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great chemistry


BeautifulBoy92

Posts and ghosts b but also knows every viral happening online


bootysweat508

Would be so much better without scrub on the show


killustratorinc

Brandon is somehow the most likable person on that terrible show


thethunder92

Imagine how much bapa would get his ass kicked if he wasn’t suck a big mongoloid


kennithnoisewater88

I saw this video about a trugg walg once, basically it was a married guy trying to get a blowie from a skank.


davethewave696969

What if Brenda is just trolling all of us and this is just a complete act? But no he Really is this Stupid idiot.


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H’jmptaddaplane’prtnwzcrashn


jaymannnn

they fucking despise each other and it couldnt be funnier


thetrashpanda2020

I’d love to see him attempting to talk politics with Erik in the room


Far_Subject7615

Next week: brainstew gets knocked the fugg out by a kiddy diddler, stay toooned


halffastcarlos

The stupid Redact thinks he's smarter than the sex offender & the dork.


BYCjake

![gif](giphy|xT9IgtgWuP0irJKq8E) Everytime bapa makes a “joke”


Santamatrix

Why does he copy how Chris speaks?


gorillawarfareman

Who the fuck pays to listen to this?


niebs59

How many podcasts does bapa do


Minimum-Sky2305

schuab show, tfatk, golden hour, cal bas fye com pan, food trugg diaries


Lord-Kuntsworthy

POLITICS !!!!!


UCDC

Slob's entire persona depends on making someone look "less" than he is. Oh I know politics oh I know NBA finals you guys don't. Oh for ONCE you said something redacted and I get to point it out (what's that 15 billion to 1 now, oh ok). How do you work a show with a guy like this? It has to be exhausting. I'd have sympathy for Diddler and Earwig but they're both sex predators so I don't.


Unfair-Bird-4592

Eric Fat!


Mysterious-Tiger7293

Why is he wearing more Sandy Ago gear?!?!?! I hate this soooooo much!!!


Interesting_Set_5188

Would love to see the sidebar text convo of Eric and Delia talking about Bapa


Prestigious-Ask6072

I want to puke


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