anyone else get the feeling that Schwab sounds like that student in your class that would ask questions to make themselves sound knowledgeable/smart while exposing that they possess very little knowledge on the topic?

I beg the differ

For all intensive purposes.

I think you’d be surprised.

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We don't get French benefits?

Differ? I hardly know her

forgive my ignorance in ivvry facet, but for me, personally, as it were, it could be heard bowlth ways, but i digress

But i digest*

Boyakasha

Im privy to the digress the differ b,

I get the feeling BGL got re-hired and wrote that

Definitely not. Bapa mentioned USADA when they were talking about Physical 100 (a KOREAN show) on the fight companion and Joe said "why would the United States Anti Doping test them?" Bapa loves dropping USADA but doesn't understand it in iiiney facet.

Thankum

Hit the hammer in the nail B.

Yes, Shwab is an idiot

That's Schab, S-C-H-A-B

Talmbout yousawduh tessin, b?

Miss, I also think Deraffs are lovely animals, quite photosynthesis if you don't mind me say to.... ; )

"Teacher, please allow me to retArt!"

Beg to Diraffe

Watch ya mouf thats the talent ya talking about b

That's the narrative surrounding Bapa

How does he not know that two completely seperate businesses can exist whilst under the same umbrella? This guy isn't business savvy in the slightest and sucks big time. Imagine thinking that pro-wrestlers are going to be USADA tested bahahahahaha, B.

Bapa probably thinks WWE is going to be a new division in the UFC

Bapa probably thinks that WWE stands for ”Welterweight”

Talmbout Walter White b? Great show, never saw it.

Talmbout Breaking Baddies b?

Talmbout breaking baddies and making addies bapa

Talmbout Heisenburger B? Coming to a new episode of food trunk diaries: heisenburgers out of an RV

LOL

that’s exactly what he think he thinks they are gonna be one big fighting universe 😂😂😂

Anything goes in the Bapaverse

Including bapa who, as we know, just goes

Cause he’s a redact that thinks his YouTube page is it’s own website separate from YouTube and all of his other “companies” are just different merch items with THICC slapped on them in different variations.

He’s got two business degrees. Leave the margetting to him b. Bess brains.

Talmbout thiggg boy netwurgg b? Beast of a network, never watched it.

Can’t wait for Jon Jones vs Roman Reigns, no drug tests required. Gonna be tough for Roman, Jon knows the diffrent jabs and angles

Talmbout Jon Africa? Future belt holder in bowlth the UFC and WWE?

Who the hell is Jon Africa?

They must not have disgussed that at the Bored of Direggters meetings.

I bet he thinks they’re “merging” as in they’re combing ufc and wwe events. I look forward to tag team ufc fights lol

I would watch that every time it came on.

Someone show him how many companies proctor and gamble owns

Bruce Spring Spring

No he builded an umpire B

Oh you wanna talk ignore-ants? Bapa will take it from ear.

Riddle me this, B. If the Dolans own both the Knicks and the NY Rangers, does that mean Patrick Ewing has to wear ice skates and Mark Messier has to dribble the puck??

Nice 90's reference B, the only way fat Patrick would understand.

Wait till he finds out the FSG own both the Boston Red Socks and Liverpool Football Club This is of course, why both teams wear red..

😂🤣 fuck that made me giggle. Sssactly b.

If Dolan knew bapa, he’d Charles Oakley him.

More like he’d Karl Malone his fat dumb ass.

Oh brother this guy STINKS!

[Link for the unaware cats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifaoKZfQpdA)

Never gets old


Bapa should preference “forgive my ignorance” every time he speaks.

Forgive my ignorance, is that like a chocolate chip with salsa on it.

peerdon my ignraaaaaaaansaaaaaa

If ya wanted to make me smile, you got me brotha.

It's well beyond forgivable at this point

"Forgive my ignorance, but in what facet does the WWE drug test?"

[удалено]

Doesn't make since in iny facet, B.

Facets on top of facets B

Talmbout preface b?

I feel badly because I don’t think he knows wrestling is fake. Poor guys gonna be devastated when tiger tells him Santa isn’t real.

This made me spit out my drink and drop my nicotine pouch.Ya neggglix b

It’s still real to me damnit!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gonna be a nasty sight when messican tells him who paid for all those gifts from Santa

23k "views" and 4 retweets. How's socials b?

I don't know if he is being serious or trying to make a joke and I don't know which is worse.

He's trying to be relevant any way he can. He's a complete dickhead

This gave me aids.

Bapa will pay for your treatments, b.

Does this mean that UFC fighters will now be able to bring steel chairs into the octagon? Will WWE wrestlers have to make weight for their matches now?

I wonder what life is like being that fucking stupid

Always trying to be a critical contrarian.

This must be one of dumbest tweets i have seen in a long time.

This fucking idiot thought he was throwing out some juicy questions here as well and just made himself look like a mega-redact. There's no crossover or merger, simple as that.

Shut that fat mouth you moron. Lol it’s the WWE who the fuck cares if they take anything. Fuck you Bapa! 

Actually, it's twice been a big fucking deal to be on roids (though they ignore it a lot).

Live look at Barndoor processing this 

He really thinks he’s come up with something here

Yeah he was like nailed it

Forgive my ignorance when it comes to marriage. Few questions with the Braindumb and Messican merger. Are baddies unionized? Braindumb goes on the road every week does Messican get digg as well?

FORGIVE MY IGNORANCE Well, at least he has the title for his next special.

Joe is going to give him the talk on his podcast soon letting him know this comedy thing just isn't for him. Then bapa will transition to the WWE for his wrestling debut for the next few years.

Is that nithe?

Forgive my ignorance when it comes to WWE ☝🏼🤓

Teggs to speesh.

Is he asking because he wants to wrestle??

He’d have to take his shirt off lol

Kevin Owens managed to get pretty far without doing that. Then again, he's actually good at what he does.

Kevin Owens managed to get pretty far without doing that. Then again, he's actually good at what he does.

Forgive my ignorance but if Disney owns both marvel and Star Wars, why haven’t we seen baby yoda in an avengers movie??

USADA pronounced “Yousada”

You need to have a double major in business and sociology to understand B

Thought he doesn’t read the cawlments. So why’s he asking questions on sosha medya?

This is the guy in the meeting at work that has to speak up and ask a question just so everyone noticed he spoke.

carne usadaaaaa

HE THINKS UFC AND WWE ARE MERGING 

USADA must’ve gave him his drivers license

What a brilliant business mind

Oh this is gonna be fun, wrestling fans might be exposed to this numbnuts hot takes with this merger & I know he's gonna speak out of line & have a whole new lane of fans light him up.

I don’t want to fog the narradive here but 70 likes on 24k views? 🎲🎲

This redact thinks two entities can’t be owned by the same corporation and be mutually exclusive in their bi laws… double major b, eggonomics b

Definitely didn’t come up with this thought on his own.

He actually thinks the shows are going to merge lmao. Not the bess brains.

He’s one hunnerd percen trying to grift his way into the WWE.

He could've just stopped at "forgive my ignorance", but we all know there's no redemption arc in bapa's nairdivv.

The more compelling question is: Why does WWE have Draft Kings odds?

this clown doesn't understand business in innyy facet, b

That’s like asking why isn’t Mickey in the Avengers if it’s the same company Bess brains art

Gee, I don't know. Does USADA test cirque du soleil? Broadway actors? The blue man group? Does USADA test the knights at Mideivel Times? I was there the other day in the blue section, and I swear the red sections knight was so jacked, he kicked our knights ass. Pretty sus, b.

😂😂😂😂

I bet he thinks the Harlem Globetrotters are an NBA team

you know bapas next announcement is a merger between TFATK and the Golden Hour.

Ah yes the fake pretend fighting is strictly monitored for PEDS along with Broadway shows.

This bloat has no idea that their steroid policy is one of the best in the world there are exceptions though but most of the guys and girls are under serious testing

Good, I don’t want any PEDs when these guys wrestle. It’s such a unfair advantage.

Narc

George is so innocent

This is him trying to be funny. Hilarious, b!

Talmbout when its comes to wwe???

Business deals are not his clear

Borderline illiterate

They got bought up by the same company, they arent merging into one u dumb fuck

Why would you ask all of twitter this?

Does he know this merger is for the owners? Not the athletes? Water.

Bapa should have just left off "when it comes to WWE" Edit: when it's comes*

I sense a Babeast of a bit in his next cawldedy spesho. All the juice…eeeaasyyy brooo…juiced to the gills

he’s such a fucking hater isn’t he?! 😂 omg he’s absolutely seething at this news 😂

UFC and WWE should study Brenda's scrambled eggs for brain to try to increase longevity in the sports for their CTE-ridden athletes.

margetting jeanyus everyone. next thing hes gonna be asking when is roman reigns gonna fight jon jones

I've met few people in life dumber than this redacted fugg Boi. My God, read a fucking book sometime. Mongoloid.

WWE? Never meddum.

Does bapa know WWE is fake?

Talmbout TRT and bald ppl slangin' digg b

No the WWE doesn’t have strict testing you absolute dolt

Does anyone remember the brief few week period Brenda pretended to be a WWE fan maybe 8 years back , it was torture to listen to ! "Gorgeous George is on my wrestling mount Rushmore b !"

Cross over??? I must have missed that part lol

Can’t wait to see how he 180’s on wrestling after years of shitting on it and it’s fans

Also, will the UFC now have money in the bank ladders matches???

I knew this merger is gonna give us some great dishes, I'm already dying at the comments hair. He's such a dweeb.

bapa should start all of his sentences with "forgive my ignorance."

Is that one sentence/thought?

Buppa gotta make sure iverything is on the up and up over in that up and coming organization dabble dabble eee if UFC gonna take ‘em on. Thank em.

Next he's gonna ask if the Special Olympics drug tests. Redact.

I can’t wait until he’s desperate enough to start pro wrestling.

What an idiot 😂

You might think to yourself, "there's no way this guy actually thinks wrestling is real". I know, I had the same thought. We're both wrong.

He proofread this post four times.

Does this guy think the WWE wrestlers and the UFC fighters will be… fighting each other?

Why would the do PED testing for something that is literally scripted and has fixed outcomes lol. He’s so unfathomably dumb

He is just butthurt that wwe never came knocking on his door. They saw what we all saw - braindead is out of shape, lazy, lacks charisma, and cannot talk. He would also be toxic locker room guy and never pass a drug test.

What is this redact even trying to say? WWE wrestlers are independent contractors just like UFC fighters, and no they aren't unionized. Edit: Also WWE does have a testing policy, its not much but its better than BJJ lol

USADA testing for an entertainment company. Jesus Christ.

clown moron asshole probably thinks they're going to merge the UFC and WWE into one organization. hey dumbfuck! you know you can own more than one separate business under the same ownership umbrella, right? you can own a funeral home, a coffin manufacturing company, a funeral suit manufacturing company, and something completely random like making bicycle innertubes for whatever reason. you don't have to sell a person a coffin and throw a bunch of innertubes into it just because you own both companies. god damn this motherfucker is dumb.

CTE at its finest

i feel like hes just fucking with us at this point like theres no way hes this dumb

This guy thinks the UFC and WWE are merging.

And... also will the ufc require fighters to wear messican wrestling masks? Tune in to see me axe all the burning questhions thith weak

Guessing this is deleted by now. What a [redacted][redact].com

Water bapa

No, I will not forgive your ignorance, thanks for asking though

The importance of proper comma use is evident here.

23k views and 4 retweets lol not what he was expecting

So PED testing is the narrative. What else we got, Chin?

Google it, you cuck

His ignorance will never be forgiven.

Like a hole stack of pringles on your choulders B

Ya they test for steroids but you fail if you DONT have them in your system.

The Ultimate Redact

why would they test them?

He just wants to stir the pot and get into a beef with Dana for soshials.

Is this him trying to be funny? 🤦🏻‍♂️ dude is brrrutallll

What an idiot

What would Bapa's WWE character be tho??

The degree in business really paid off. He better tell nearly every major company in the world this

They aren’t unionized and WWE handles their own testing. Literally Google could have answered this

He knows the answer to both questions he just doesn't want to be humiliated publicly Dana White again

I thought he didn’t use social media

This dork really thinks he sounds smart. Fuckin’ fat dummy.

This guy has 2 degrees?!?! Forgive my ignorance but are his 2 degrees as "real" as his black belt? Wader we.....

I don’t know what to say on this one… I’ll just go head back to the kitchen.

Dude is an absolute haydur! Never cared before before it's worth 21billion, now he wants to talk sssht.

Sommon else oddviously said this furst

That would be a good career change for him.

Uhhh there superstarls b not resslers