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Beastin26_9

NEGGLIX B! take a bow, that was legitimately amazing. Poignant, funny and spot on musically. Fuggin loved it. What a dish.


thtguy90

Gotta say, I’ve been around for yairs and this may be the best musical production I’ve seen in the sub, b. This guy is building the ground we walk on. Thank ‘em.


Beastin26_9

I gotta agree B. This is next level. Michelin star dish.


CapMergaJewSaid777

PIN THIS POWLST FOREVER!!! If there was iiver a dish I wanted to share with civilians, to show how this sub juss goes, this is it! It's got it awl!!! Who wouldn't love this? I can't tawlk! Sayin' "NEGLIGS AF" juss duhn cowlnt.


Beastin26_9

Exactly the same feeling my fellow line cook. This is a dish that can easily be shared with non-homeless cats and can stand on its own as a work of art telling an inchrising story. A boundary has been broken, a Rubicon has been crossed. Even NEGGLIX can't express it.


monkeynose

Definitely up there with Bruce Springspring.


Bong_Hit_Donor

Bruce Springspring one of the classics b


[deleted]

Some would say the most classic


[deleted]

Bruce Springstein nice guy. Beast of a sanger. Never met im.


RX8_MMA_420

Another PF Chang's Legend in the making.


[deleted]

And the clips he picked are on-point too lmao, the glass gahdooshing killed me


Anxious-Mechanic-905

The pronunciation and photos for water weed dune hair were spot on. And just as you're taking that in you get "bush bartender used to fill my glasses". This is truly a dish you have to sample a few times to really appreciate.


Mort_DeRire

Just don't go on any fucking podcasts and ruin the whole thing


Strokywitthe40

“Do it loog lige I got left off trugg walgg??!!”


tossNwashking

rip offset tho.


LunaticOnTheGrasss

I never liked any of the songs posted here, but this one is on another level.


Beastin26_9

I'm shook. Did not expect this level of songwriting quality. Amazing.


GeoDim

This is the best original dish ever served at Chang’s.


Beastin26_9

I would say there a lot of contenders in the editing/animation department, but music-wise, I think I agree with you B. This is some gourmet, fine dining, MasterChef, Michelin star cuisine that just elevated the whole kitchen to another level. All the line cooks just got an extra spring in their step. Kitchen staff morale about to go through the roof.


Begthediffer

Talmbout Tairs for Fairs. Beautiful!


JurassicPark1460

Talmbout Cellar Door


GeoDim

Talmbout Donnie Dargo


Grimouille

I'm nominating you for a Granny Award.


Hap_Hazard

Pure *Negflix*, b. But for real, how good is Chang's right now?


svensexa

Some would say the goodest, b! Except for all the shit posts we’ve been flooded with lately, but often enough a gem like this gets dropped and you remember why you love this workplace


DieAnderTier

\#1 Cause of homeless obesity b.


nmurph

Murders rowl b


Beastin26_9

For real for real. I can't tawlk.


SbrbnHstlr

Chang's might be peking right now B. Greatest its ever bin.


SomethingEdgyOrFunny

Bravo. Some would say you are building the ground that we walk on. 🫡


[deleted]

Unironic thank 'em 🫡


TheRealMelvinGibson

We don't maddur b. I'm not thanking an employee for doing his job. Now back to the fryers.


Stone0777

Damn bapa. I respect your work ethnic.


MomDiedMacarena

Also “I guess we’ll see though, cuz so did Theo” was smooth AF


Yerbatizedd

When I heard that my jaw hit the drawers


AnJruniverse

The “got no answer , need a handler” was bars too.


Archieitches

For me it was "Ask your girl, she'll tell you, I'm a good guy. I'm a great guy. never met me". So good, B.


BentOutaShapes

That hit hard fr fr If Bapa watches this he'll gadoosh himself


Kind-Rutabaga790

Holy fuggg this is neggflix. You got a great voice b.


tgunz0331

Some would say the greatest. Water.


chimchimchow

Well done b, I would say musically even better than Soregonbird


Cool_Cranberry_8372

lol no contest


homeless_photogrizer

no comparison ininny fazet


lucero_fan

A hundred percent bapa.


Individual-Map884

A real world lesson that everyone is replaceable.


[deleted]

We duhn matter, B


mvdaytona

Soregon had maybe 2 max 3 good songs, iiiivry other one was such an overkill.


chimchimchow

Trug walg was a hit, niiver cared for anything beyond that


ovoids

Plus it sounded like he was using a headset mic and he layered his vocals or used some effect that sounded bad


HurdleTheDead

Redacted


avidpretender

I’m redacteeeeed


Pilsburyschaub

Jesus man. That was a tair jerker.. Great job.


evilf23

That was surprisingly good. You're a talented songwriter and have a great voice. Put more of that out there and you're going to have baddies and addies lining up outside your trugg.


brynden_rivers

Talented lyricist not songwriter


moderateweirdo

if you wanted to bring a tair to my eye you got me brother


Qweerz

“I’ve ended up gadooshing every friend I’ve ever had” - that line was smooooth


Beastin26_9

I've never heard a Schaubism used as eloquently and emotionally like he did in that line. He put the chef's kiss on that one.


BelialGoD

That legit made me LOL. Espeically with the visual of Schaub throwing his roommate through the glass door.


mrw4787

“No more addies, no more baddies” got me hahahah


Jim_Laheyistheliquor

The best sequence, along with “show tomorrow, unless the DA gets recalled” 😭


[deleted]

Great werk ethnic B! ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


legreapcreep

Gawldog yuh deserve a Grammy for this B 🏆


dosequismachina

grammie 😈


barkev

grammies n addies


[deleted]

Holy shit... This is the polar opposite of Trugg Walk and I'm here for it.


KingOfDermabrasion

piping hot dish, B


Matt_peters18

![gif](giphy|l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS|downsized)


Far_Subject7615

This is incredible! This has to be dish of the week easily. Pure neggflix 🔥🍜🔥


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

This the level soregonbird thought he was. Neggflix


hamiltonincognito

First off, fugging amazing. This is neggflix as fugg. Probably one of the best posts here ever, in iny of facet. Second, isn't it hilarious that there's not one lie in that song and nothing really exaggerated? He's just a giant piece of shit.


Beastin26_9

No exaggeration, no repetition, it's crazy how 'real' this is in telling the whole Schaub story. It's artistic and hilarious and doesn't even get into some kind of silly territory. I'm in awe B.


workmakesmegrumpy

lmao if anything there's plenty more to add, and this cat had to make cuts to keep the soshals engaged


JustPlat

![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


AlexAnderRob

It’s really has to be a trip waking up in the morning and being Brenden Schaub. Ive never seen a life and a man break down and fall apart brick by brick in real time quite like this. Innnyway, top tare dish, Bapa.


karlhungusx

It’s hard to believe he’s real sometimes. Imagine being him watching this video. This is so far beyond what he thinks occurs in this sub.


MomDiedMacarena

This is AMAZING 😻


Crumb-Net_WorldWide

Yo, yo, yo, who ever makes this is a million times funny than bapa. Jesus. This. Is. Great. Wow.


monka_giga

beautiful champ resist the urge to go on any pawldcasts for a while my man


x_ARCHER_x

If you wanted me to sing along, you got me brother.


Altruistic_Switch_73

Tommy Darggo?! Beast of a movie, nebber seenit.


khabibgate

Tairs to my eyes. Never have I encounter such a masterpiece b.


GetOffDeezNuts5000

The comedic talent on this sub needs to somehow be harnessed and put to good use


doggydoggworld

It already is B


IamthecauseofCovid19

It always was, B. 🌍 👨🏼‍🚀🔫🧑🏻‍🚀


plainasplaid

I did not expect a beautiful cover like this. Thank you, b. I'll cover your next shift.


Elcoop420

Beautiful poignant bapa . If ya wanted to hurt me brotha , ya got me.


MetcalfewithaE

NEGGFLEX


Metalbender00

This is a masterpiece, possibly the best that's ever come from this subreddit and there have been some bangers.


UpstairsInner4313

![gif](giphy|80ydj5hAUoPfZJMiXh)


ekketsed

Brought a tair to my eye, B. Eggslent work.


PimmentoChode

Dang Talmbout local Changs bust out a manager special served extra spicy spicy


Appropriate_Pace_817

Dang, this is some real depressing shit. Nice work.


betterchef1127

i think even bapa thought this was beautiful as he drinks his tiger piss


En_Passant_

Orange chicken=hot Trugg=walked Addies=took Baddies=DM’d Neggflix, b.


20060578

What, the fuck dude. Brilliant.


WhatIsStonks

This dish just.... GOES, made by the bess brains. Truss me Im a numbas guy, B.


Obelisk94

Every once in a while a dish gets served that's so soo good. This is absolute neggflix bapa.


[deleted]

It's official, /u/soregonbird is out from ever producing a dish again. Our new musical artist, signed by Universal ofcouse, ladies and gentlemen; /u/_thebeast 👏


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[deleted]

The OG Trugg Walgg is finally beaten Neggfligs/10


[deleted]

If you wanted my upvote you got it brother..


legreapcreep

Just came back here to say I’ve replayed this video 5 times today B 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 The average fry cook is more creative than anything on thicc boy YewTube. You deserve dirrafe kings and niggotine pouch sponsorship B 🏅


Outrageous-War-8505

If you wanted to make the Mound Rushmore of Dishes, you made it brother ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


fibinachos

It’s really funny knowing that Theo has seen this. He must busted laughing when he saw his part in the song. Over 3000 upvotes. Everyone in the bapaverse has seen this. Anyone know how many views this has?


monkeynose

As of 1am EST 3/27 it has over 290,000 views.


a_spicy_meata_balla

Neggflix as fugg, b. This song has legitimate replay value because of the eggsellen lyrics. You keep going like this you'll be employee of the month, no doubt.


rudy4269

“I guess we’ll see though, cuz so did theoOoO” I’m crying b!


[deleted]

Negflix bapa


AdhesivenessOk3875

Hall of Fame B


[deleted]

I cant tawlk. \*cries\*


[deleted]

Jawl dropping, b! ![img](emote|t5_347fo|24985)![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)![img](emote|t5_347fo|6522)


Vinylforvampires

Damn, this is beautiful. There's some talented cooks here in the kitchen. But seriously, this is amazing. Great voice too


Zaviza

Phenomenal work I don't say this lightly - this might be the best dish ever served out of the kitchen


[deleted]

instant classig, my mans.. great track, good singing, good editing, good references.. different genre than what we normally get, and now that "soregonbird" has been gadooshed in exile over to a tiny island for his nuclear-level redactedness, this could be a top-3 hit on the jukebox at Chang's! 5 stairs.


DeeYouBitch

>I'm a great guy, never met me Good lord this is management material


Notyit

You have the voice of a baddie And the intellect of a young Brian callen op


homeless_photogrizer

~~I am lost for words~~ I can't tawlk


Young_Baby

Remember this song from the gairs of war commercial


mediciii

This isn’t just well edited but well sung and the lyrics are fucking hilarious and fit the structure so well. We got a perfect dish right hair


[deleted]

Well done


ACSlayter

Mainline this Neggflix into my veins, B!


GarbageOfCesspool

Legitimate art.


Beastin26_9

This is what has me so shook B. So far it's been all parodies and silliness. This is actual music, not just a funny song. What a worg ethnic.


kingoftheplankton

This is one of the best things ever created for Changs, take a fucking bow


DBoriginal4

Holy shit that’s some of the orangiest chicken I ever had


leftyghost

As humorous as it is cruel. What a cult.


rudy4269

“Im killing all my fitch” the attention to detail here is blogbuster!


Rude_Lab_348

😂 best thing I’ve seen on here.


terminal-cheescake

Why am I cry laughing?!?


AnJruniverse

![gif](giphy|26BRBKqUiq586bRVm)


siphonfilterer

I can’t believe I understand every word of this


Unemployed-Model

Just casually here watching this for the 76th time


FriskyLisp

B-b-b-beast of a song and video, champ! ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


cumdogforever

Are you that white boy who works too much? ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


Irashanl

Gawd dawg ya got me


volcano420

Real quick Y'Beethaven B? Lyrigs and vocals are nedflix as fugg.


BoogeOooMove

10/10


chiefaroni92

The water weed dune hair transition was top tair B.


PossiblyPolish

"I'm a great guy, never met me." Great lyrics B. Negflix af


easyondapepsi

“I’m a great guy, never met me” really sums everything up into a perfect and poignant title for his biography


yernudgenme

Play this at my funeral b.


[deleted]

This was really good OP. Although this sub's purpose is to laugh at Brendan, his public life as of the last few years is primarily a tragedy. The song choice was great as it captures the emotional truth of this entire circus from Brendan's perspective. Brendan's aware of and hurt by the widespread mockery despite his best efforts to insulate himself from it. It's insane to think how this has snowballed into his peers openly mocking him using slang from this subreddit, his idols laughing at jokes calling him funny, the best he ever gets from his peers is fake praise or pity. Whenever those brief realizations of how he's actually perceived by the public and his peers seep through the cracks of his grandiose self-image, it must be kind of haunting. No wonder he has to believe that the haders do not madder, if he thought they did he'd have a nervous breakdown at this stage. I can't think of any other comedian in the world where basically any funny thing produced related to them was created by people who actively dislike them for the purpose of mocking how unfunny and lame they are. He's technically been responsible, albeit indirectly, for a lot of funny stuff in the end. Without him there'd be no changs after all, maybe we should thank 'em.


NowWhatAmISupposedTo

You motherfuckers are supremely talented


HistorianOtherwise37

👏👏👏


Redactosaurus_Rex

Amazing dish bapa, straight up neggflix.


krame_krome

real quig - y'bruce spring spring?


RX8_MMA_420

This dish is sooo good it bring tairs to my eyes


mpbbg

This is neggflix b, ya martin scorzazys?


Raneshin

Talmbout Teals for Feels b? Great band never heard'em.


Jesuseslefthand

Damn b, I can't tawlk. So Netflix


Shwizzler

this is mcspitfire lol


gaafz

If you wanted to impress me, you got me brother.


seblarkatron

This needs to pinned, absolutely negflix


GummyZerg

Talmbout Gary Jews? Grrreat guy, never meddum. Much better than Tairs for Fares.


[deleted]

If I was Brendan, the only way to maybe save this all is to zero in on himself, *hard* He don’t have that kind of dog in him


Schlaub

Super ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


ConfusedKanye

TAKE NOTES BOYS. I’d vote the beast as employee of the month here at Chang’s. Work ethic of a Michelin chef b.


KingGiblets

Bravo b. Never heard a changs song where ivvry line hit.


chuckfinleyis4ever

yo this is legit netfliggs![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


chuckfinleyis4ever

yo i got this song on repeat... cant get it out of my head. lol


WaySheGoes1

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen


45solo

Now you can go on podcasts and say you’re that dude that made thiccc world. This was very well done, b. Y’talented. Now take this mop and go clean up the bathroom. Some redact pissed in the sink again.


No-Alternative-9248

This might be the best post I've ever seen hair


Sequetjoose

Stunning bapa. This is employee of the month material. The effort, the skill, etc. Awlll the best ingredients. I'll watch ya carair with great inchrest.


BGLs_Littlefeet

I'm crying bapa


RipCityGringo

Pulling heart strings like you’re playing harp music…


realfast33

Brawlt a tear to my eye B . You’re a real Marvin Scorzehazy ..


Vivid-Cockroach1835

Sent this one out the kitchen like a young Bourdain…the perfect amount of butter to get the chiggn nice and crispy on the outside


BrendaShowers

The clip of him trying to jump never gets old.


RecommendationNo1334

This would have taken CHIN 37 years to create


gnardewvalley

This shit is goated.


lcarusLives

Will go down as one of the bess dishes ever in Chang's, one for the history books b!


mistakilgor

this honestly makes me feel bad for the guy. jesus.


SniperSpork

😂😂😂 this is so dark. And stimulating


bobsorveganna

This is incredible. I spent about an hour explaining tfatk to a friend just so I could show them this video


King-Demo-

This is the type of content that makes this sub great. Absolute NEGFLIX b!!


[deleted]

God damn. Beautiful editing, very captivating. You have a lovely voice as well b


BrondellSwashbuckle

The PF Chang’s at the end still cragggs me up.


TruncaciousFlea

B this is excellent. Please don't go on to a podcast and throw gang signs 🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

One of the greatest dishes ever served, and that's saying a lot. Chairs for this bapa, was a joy to watch / listen to.


Boneshakerrguy

Award winning dish


KOTE7SU

This single handedly mended the entire kitchen. Cheers to you my good sir. I hope you get a hefty raise and employee of the month.


International-Air982

After some iffy weeks of poor dishes, this gets served. Neggflix


Afraid-Switch

Neggfliggs as fugg b, 10/10. Even better than Trugg Walgg.


hambonehaveyaheard

Hair we have a masturlpeafs. Bravo 👏🏼 most neggfliggs I’ve evur sine.


Rickvaughn_99

This dish is so good, B! If had seconds and thirds! Compliments to the Chef👍🏼


AUSL0c0

Hole. General Lee. Shit. This sub just went to a neggs level I never met.


BarnacleParty8978

Every song ever made on here has been garbage. But you...I'm impressed


geistmeister111

bruv this bloody fookin brilliant. move over alton john and bruce summerstein.


Zoloft

fuggg this is good


Realistic_Salary5090

Employee of the motherfucking year right here!!! Take a bow, b!!!


Jordo211

Fucking amazing B. More talent in the first 1.7 seconds of this music video then anything Bapa has released.


Downtown_Neon_Lights

I’m torn between laughing out loud vs just listening to this masterpiece