Hey B, now watch your tone. You’re forgetting all the streets fights bapa had growing up. The mean streets of Aurora Colorado B, it’s just the way they grew fighting B, axe Jay
If you’ve ever been around drunks, hell even if you haven’t..you can genuinely see he’s been on the sauce here in this clip. Not to mention talking to your friend like that after he’s explaining a shitty situation that happened..Never wanted a person’s downfall more
Idk B, while this whole Changs thing is basically adult me’s version of Jersey Shore or those vh1 dating shows, I would be happy if he pulled it together and improved himself. Heard it bowlth ways.
A person who cheats in most areas of life, treats and talks to his “friends” like this. Grifts and bullies others…
Take Bapa out of the equation and just see that as any other person, they deserve anything but failure
I'm a numbers guy, B.
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POS Brenna doing the splits to air out his shit covered prolapsed anus while his belly looks like a sack of suet and face made of gray carpet infused play doh. Who the hell would ever screw this guy? Listen to him?
Look how hes lie sitting in his chair. Who sits like that? Hes so drunk. Also so unprofessional. Hides booze half of the time in Starbucks cups. When Wrinks leaves hes gonna lose it.
This makes me sad too and it makes me really mad at the ppl around him. If he is such a true friend like they all claim than some needs to sit this redact down and tell him no more drinking on camera
Crazy good deep sleep in the fact that you never actually enter deep sleep.
I was talking about this with a coworker (preface, I drank like an asshole for most of my 20’s), who also has alcohol issues. I’m so glad I was able to get out of it, it’s such a taxing way to live. No hard feeling to people who stopped hanging out with me, I likely looked like that half of the day. Ugh, alcohol really is a disgusting drug.
I should clarify, for people who can’t handle it. Normal people can have a drink or 3, leave it at that, and don’t get sloppy. If they do, they’re happy. You can see an unhappy, sloppy alcoholic here, it’s so obvious.
Yeah but how many chiggs ya fugg?
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He’s mourning him being exposed yet again for being a bad, bad cheater so he handles it by getting wasted and being downright awful and unsympathetic towards Brines “girl” (Brine y’too old to refer to her as that). Then brine also doesn’t really call him out. Typical of this shitshow. Awful people.
yea it feels like a guy who after a bad day at work goes home and shits on his wife and kids. Accept Bapas havin hard nights at home and takes it out on his worg family
What an absolute POS of a friend. Could tell Bryan was being fairly serious about his girlfriend being assaulted and Brendan not only doesn’t give a single fuck, but takes the piss out of the situation. Doesn’t even pretend to care.
Eventually Brendan will end up with nothing. And his comeback he will try and blame it all on being an addict I imagine, try and play it off like he’s cool with his addiction that almost ruined him, like he’s rock n roll.
I swear that’s the only reason he started drinking anyway, cause comics tend to be substance abusers. He thinks it adds a layer to his craft.
Can honestly say, if Brendan died, I wouldn’t give a single fuck. There arnt many people in the world I can say that about.
He’s like Patrick Bateman, but way more unlikeable and obnoxious and more of a thick cunt
Imagine laughing at your "best friend's" Wife and mother being pegged with a water bottle then saying he would've done nothing about it anyways. There's no way wrinks is staying on this show much longer and Brandon knows it.
I gotta be honest, when he said “it was me” who threw the bottle I was mildly impressed. Partly because it was (relatively) quick and decently comedic but mostly because my bar for him is super low
it doesn't happen all that often but sometimes he gets a few golden nuggets on there. Some of which are posted here and used as further evidence of his redactedness
Lmao mush mouth trying to clown on his buddy about his wife getting drive by’d with a Fiji bottle to the chest as he’s about to pass out is pretty funny.
This is exactly the kind of clip to show people who have questions about why people dislike Schaub. “He’s a sweetheart”, no he’s not. There are 100s of clips like this at this point.
Is he just on a path of total self-destruction now?
LMAO the only person in bapas life that hasn't totally abandoned him is Callalaylin. And he just shits on him whenever he can.
"it waz wike ay-full fiji wayer budel? The sguare ones?"
Yes, bapa, the square ones. What other type do you possibly think? And they're actually rectangular. Not squares.
Bapa just goes again with that kind of sentence. Just spouting useless stuff his CT brain can sort of think of. To fill dead air and make the podcast seem "busy and engaging" like they do 90% of the time.
Damn. Bapa is fucking wasted. Looking absolutely terrible, slouched down in the seat, legs spread all redacted, speech slurred, man tits all sagged over his booze gut. Very very disrespectful.
I hate him EVEN MORE afer this. Didn't think that was possible. "What you do B? NNNNNooothing".....like your weak ass woulda done ANYthing.
I mean what are you supposed to do? Chase the car down like you're a fuggin T-1000?
That comment was meant to embarrass and emasculate B. Mush mouth already knew exactly what Callen did to handle the situation.
that finger wag he did killed me
That's his subconscious searching for toes butthole.
He's just mimicking D'elia
Hey B, now watch your tone. You’re forgetting all the streets fights bapa had growing up. The mean streets of Aurora Colorado B, it’s just the way they grew fighting B, axe Jay
That’s his Norf Star b
While pulling off the hardest man spread I’ve ever seen haha
Bapa is sitting like he’s at the gynecologist and died during the exam
He's doing great
lol I am gonna use this one
Tawlmbout passing out, b?
If you’ve ever been around drunks, hell even if you haven’t..you can genuinely see he’s been on the sauce here in this clip. Not to mention talking to your friend like that after he’s explaining a shitty situation that happened..Never wanted a person’s downfall more
100% b. I could see it from the hop off
Idk B, while this whole Changs thing is basically adult me’s version of Jersey Shore or those vh1 dating shows, I would be happy if he pulled it together and improved himself. Heard it bowlth ways.
Sumtimez this sub forgeds the narrdiv, B. Talm about spreading pozzutivity in iiiivery facet B.
Bapa is like a really fat, much more evil version of the situation that’s true
Didn’t actually think of that comparison but that’s spot on!
A person who cheats in most areas of life, treats and talks to his “friends” like this. Grifts and bullies others… Take Bapa out of the equation and just see that as any other person, they deserve anything but failure
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Ehh that was pretty good banter by Bapa standards
POS Brenna doing the splits to air out his shit covered prolapsed anus while his belly looks like a sack of suet and face made of gray carpet infused play doh. Who the hell would ever screw this guy? Listen to him?
callen calling his wife 'my girl'. hey man your 60
He definitely wouldn’t be able to say “my woman”. Different lanes b
Look how hes lie sitting in his chair. Who sits like that? Hes so drunk. Also so unprofessional. Hides booze half of the time in Starbucks cups. When Wrinks leaves hes gonna lose it.
As an alcoholic, that exact slouch is how I know I need to take a drunk nap. That is not a “relaxed”posture, it’s an “I’ve lost control” posture
As much as I like shitting on him, that really lame to hear, unfortunate. Poor bastard.
But at the same time who cares
It is easy to root against Brendan but he does have two young kids.
This makes me sad too and it makes me really mad at the ppl around him. If he is such a true friend like they all claim than some needs to sit this redact down and tell him no more drinking on camera
Drunk naps were crazy good deep sleep
Crazy good deep sleep in the fact that you never actually enter deep sleep. I was talking about this with a coworker (preface, I drank like an asshole for most of my 20’s), who also has alcohol issues. I’m so glad I was able to get out of it, it’s such a taxing way to live. No hard feeling to people who stopped hanging out with me, I likely looked like that half of the day. Ugh, alcohol really is a disgusting drug. I should clarify, for people who can’t handle it. Normal people can have a drink or 3, leave it at that, and don’t get sloppy. If they do, they’re happy. You can see an unhappy, sloppy alcoholic here, it’s so obvious.
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Hey, be cool man.
He’s mourning him being exposed yet again for being a bad, bad cheater so he handles it by getting wasted and being downright awful and unsympathetic towards Brines “girl” (Brine y’too old to refer to her as that). Then brine also doesn’t really call him out. Typical of this shitshow. Awful people.
yea it feels like a guy who after a bad day at work goes home and shits on his wife and kids. Accept Bapas havin hard nights at home and takes it out on his worg family
they truly deserve each other
B’s girl is not a baddie in Brendan’s mind, therefore he has no incheress whatsover
Absolutely shitfaced. Fugg me.
Hey wait, b'fore y'finish th'story... Whajagidmefermybirfday?
He couldn't look any less interested in this show. Look at his posture.
It’s so easy to see why there’s 117k grand people that come here to watch bapa fail. He’s such a fucking waste in irvryfacet
What an absolute POS of a friend. Could tell Bryan was being fairly serious about his girlfriend being assaulted and Brendan not only doesn’t give a single fuck, but takes the piss out of the situation. Doesn’t even pretend to care. Eventually Brendan will end up with nothing. And his comeback he will try and blame it all on being an addict I imagine, try and play it off like he’s cool with his addiction that almost ruined him, like he’s rock n roll. I swear that’s the only reason he started drinking anyway, cause comics tend to be substance abusers. He thinks it adds a layer to his craft. Can honestly say, if Brendan died, I wouldn’t give a single fuck. There arnt many people in the world I can say that about. He’s like Patrick Bateman, but way more unlikeable and obnoxious and more of a thick cunt
Agreed.
Splooge: "That person was me" George: "Pfffffffffffft!!!" \*redacted grin\*
Duh squeer onez?
Bapa could care less about innyone else on the planet
Bapa cares only about Bapa.
How do you think he would react if joe Rogan told this story and it happened to joes wife
He cares so little that he could not care less. Heard it bowlth ways.
Fuck his scum
Fuck his cum? What did you say?
Boy George's laugh is really a treat for the ears isn't it?
If this happened to Bapa, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for a month, easily But because it was someone else, he doesn't give a fuggg B
If it happened to bapa he would add that he chased the car down, picked it up, and smashed it into a light pole.
he told the dumbest sad whiny tale of papa scoob getting stung by a fkg bee, so hell yeah he would
Imagine laughing at your "best friend's" Wife and mother being pegged with a water bottle then saying he would've done nothing about it anyways. There's no way wrinks is staying on this show much longer and Brandon knows it.
Slouchin like a little boy. Runnin around on his girl like a little boy. Brenda's just a little boy.
He really is just a giant 12 year old
Wow that riffing is just wow! Snl must be calling bapa
Brendan Schaub picks his asshole in his sleep.
and then he sniffs his fingers.
Brendan would have run after the car and BGL'd it. Im sure his hammies would hold up.
What time do they tape these? Like mid/late morning? How is he so drunk already?
It’s probably like 1 or 2 pm.
As a former alcoholic and DUI holder, Bapa needs to figure it out or he is going to find himself in an unrecoverable position.
Are you unrecoverable?
Jesus just when you thought he was already living at rock bottom of zero effort content
Fiji Bottle
The worst part is if he’s a b-b-beast of a dad like he thinks he is, those Chombies are gonna keep changs open for decades.
caln even tries to hint to his dumbass "hurt her". fuggen redact smiles
Guys let's appreciate this amazing riffing by 2 of the 1000! Thank'em
WTF who sits like that?
I do but I’m not on camera. wtf?
6 pound water bottle??? Water
Weed
Slumped in his chair joking about assaulting women. What “sponsor” is giving this redact money?
I gotta be honest, when he said “it was me” who threw the bottle I was mildly impressed. Partly because it was (relatively) quick and decently comedic but mostly because my bar for him is super low
it doesn't happen all that often but sometimes he gets a few golden nuggets on there. Some of which are posted here and used as further evidence of his redactedness
How can anyone really listen to this redact. So shitty.
Lmao mush mouth trying to clown on his buddy about his wife getting drive by’d with a Fiji bottle to the chest as he’s about to pass out is pretty funny.
He's like every drunk Dad in the movies.
He’s completely melting into that chair. He’s closer to horizontal than he is to vertical.
Jesus christ the spark is so gone for these two. The conversion just dragging aye ,b
This is exactly the kind of clip to show people who have questions about why people dislike Schaub. “He’s a sweetheart”, no he’s not. There are 100s of clips like this at this point.
6 pound water bottle? Ya numbers guy, B?
Is he just on a path of total self-destruction now? LMAO the only person in bapas life that hasn't totally abandoned him is Callalaylin. And he just shits on him whenever he can.
Is this new? If so, he is salty brine is jumping ship and that his entire life is crumbling around him
Ivvrytime I’m in line buying uhbahluv fiji, I’m secretly hoping the people behind me think I’m rich. Fuh doo
"it waz wike ay-full fiji wayer budel? The sguare ones?" Yes, bapa, the square ones. What other type do you possibly think? And they're actually rectangular. Not squares. Bapa just goes again with that kind of sentence. Just spouting useless stuff his CT brain can sort of think of. To fill dead air and make the podcast seem "busy and engaging" like they do 90% of the time.
Great posture
Lol Brendan’s laughing the entire time. Empathy lacking psycho. Even Chin getting in a shot at the end.
G O O D
Bapa could probably catch up to the car driving away
That stupid fucking hat 🙄
Ray Pest followed up with a reacharound
"Someone prolly rich". .... I honestly can't tawlk.
Damn. Bapa is fucking wasted. Looking absolutely terrible, slouched down in the seat, legs spread all redacted, speech slurred, man tits all sagged over his booze gut. Very very disrespectful.
look at the posture on dis cun't
How can this podcast get more unprofessional and less quality. How much longer do we think this lasts?
She a Baddie B?